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2024-08-18 04:37:19

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Frying spam in cast iron over a fire?
Man, that's some good eatin' when you're starving.

2024-08-18 04:02:40

When you realize that every single nigger is a unique nigger as a service spun up to service that one moment in time and then be decommissioned, you understand why they can't function in human society

2024-08-18 03:36:49

A man has to have a code
I think that's why they told us to learn to code

2024-08-17 18:19:36

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Okay and maybe @npub1xvy…lytk

2024-08-17 18:15:32

Fuck all of you Clair de Lune non appreciators
Being a music teacher sucks sometimes
EVERYONE EXCEPT @npub1fpw…pswg HAS AIDS
#note160y…w94q

2024-08-17 17:26:14

They call me the Music Teacher because I'm well acquainted with Debussy
(classical content)

2024-08-17 15:18:37

Things I never trusted:
jews
Oliver Anthony
jews that look like Oliver Anthony
https://media.nicecrew.digital/5699974a55db1ed4d856797806f141b8266ac2e783df401675a462a70d1fdeef.png

2024-08-17 14:34:35

Just found out ASMR isn't that pidgin hand language for retards

2024-08-16 15:34:14

I don't separate by color, I separate into jews, niggers, and humans
https://media.nicecrew.digital/d85c18a683ce82839d8dce7f781b8af759e242e2d0be7d7a2c01c62674a24353.png

2024-08-16 15:05:04

Eating upside down
Top tier CIA technology
https://media.nicecrew.digital/badd53e0517950c0e1a5eb3ed4dd988a3216d991bdc13beabca3e0474761ec6d.png

2024-08-16 14:51:48

This is awesome, I was just saying how I want smoke blown up my ass while my country is being invaded
https://media.nicecrew.digital/5aeafc87d2e6b9c13bf25a1d4c979daa84395749eeaa78ccbd9caf38e9df0ef7.png

2024-08-15 15:49:41

This will continue until everyone realizes the police are on the same team as the people raping them and police become scared to collect their shekels
https://media.nicecrew.digital/3a1261a5e30e2768455b4be8c1b1c2c8c835542314bb8171d72ac5925435d086.png

2024-08-15 03:34:09

REAL PATRIOTF FEAL THEIR POAFTF WITH WAX

2024-08-14 19:51:01

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I treated my tomate like niggers this year and started wholesale murdering the current tomatoes because they were breeding out of control

2024-08-14 17:02:20

GM to everyone that does things a little bit differently
https://media.nicecrew.digital/581b86b900195d979e7bbe27b7a76f8517f01d5187a01416cdb09ea5a2ec4515.jpg

2024-08-11 14:53:16

Referring to any random amount of objects as "a nigger's dozen"

2024-08-11 02:32:32

Nigger
Tell your children not to read my poasts

2024-08-08 18:43:00

Few know this, but jews coined the phrase "the terrible twos" to describe the age where children were finally capable of making significant noise while being molested

2024-08-07 23:22:29

This was all because they polled @npub1y84…9axg for the first time in history
#note103c…patt

2024-08-07 23:12:43

We're detecting a notable bulge in polling numbers
https://media.nicecrew.digital/771608a4cfcb3f5ee6ccce7b0fbebafda863252bd617f03ffe51aaed082dd11c.png

2024-08-06 22:12:37

Sodomy is a core jewish value.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/fe4bbc978e73220bdddf0d7e8dfe47712fdfa2418643d4c9e26560b2b589c3be.png

2024-08-06 19:10:20

Imagine thinking jews have done anything for civilization
These are the same hand wringers that said we should starve everyone in Gaza but the rest of you are holding us back
https://media.nicecrew.digital/03084a0f016deb7ad4eff9dd3694e00423c8cd91f2567c1540a1b5992b904c37.png

2024-08-03 15:11:33

@npub122e…mxnv is feeling a disturbance in the Force somewhere
https://media.nicecrew.digital/ad922b0d08b324597b8fc1fe73acbce463711718740c19051be948436b7e1a9a.png

2024-08-03 14:44:17

GM to everyone except the people that have cleared their schedule in two weeks
https://media.nicecrew.digital/25d8acf9ba8163f9c9a2e50d1c1cd232b0278baaa7455781dd36214ab39a8b8a.png
https://media.nicecrew.digital/6b92d40f75086e29fe029daa69b6dc968c053e8387e550a72eee7144a7b622f4.png

2024-08-02 15:25:56

"Let no man pass a day without knowing what object might fit in his anus."
~ The first letter of Donald Trump to the Botswanans
https://media.nicecrew.digital/831d4548a76502f4c194fe84840764095c4885754576d6089a733f5d7f381b42.png

2024-08-02 15:02:04

"It is the chief duty of a politician to face social struggles and domestic affairs from the position of who is a bigger nigger."
~ Socrates
https://media.nicecrew.digital/3ad6fcff9b1707917b1df25b6087fad8d48b83b4c4fe4246ec4566e64cc4d8d1.png

2024-08-01 16:27:13

Thank God they're doing important scientific research nobody has known the answer to for millennia like "can a man quickly cave in a woman's skull with almost zero effort."
This will advance our culture bigly
https://media.nicecrew.digital/02ada78c6aa4e29846b00450f159e2df7f872061e3e79c2cacf9e5516236b6ca.png

2024-08-01 13:51:42

GM to everyone that knows the myocarditis means the vaccine is working

2024-08-01 03:58:37

The secret to a good marriage is spontaneity
(She should live in constant fear of the next random offense)
#note1fm8…6e6c

2024-08-01 03:51:01

I take any excuse I can get to throw buckets of fish at people
Also I have a stream full of trout
#note17t0…ext9

2024-08-01 03:42:58

If your wife is playing a video game too conservatively, a fun thing to do is call her Mitch McConnell and then throw a bucket of fish at her
(She's divorcing me)

2024-07-31 18:56:37

That's what made the "pandemic" so funny
These niggers are swimming in dengue and yellow fever and malaria and all their kids are retarded and we locked down the world so Jeff Cliff could feel justified in rubbing one out to masquerade porn
#note1dt7…w597

2024-07-30 15:13:30

Now is the time, when we warriors take up arms and do battle with th CIA birbs sent to steal our delicious berries
NOT
ONE
MOAR
BLACKBERRY
NIGGERBIRBS

2024-07-28 03:38:54

Busy weekend, but I had to stop in for a moment and add this to the cursed meme boutique, as I am almost certain anyone who wants to kill themselves but has been on the fence will snap this choice poast up in a heartbeat and finally get the courage to finish the job
https://media.nicecrew.digital/51684a94e1fe4cecf5f1820c191def47cea43dc7ba8928242b01a8aeec2251e4.png

2024-07-26 14:51:01

It's fun to watch Republicans go up against Kamala Harris, a literal whore that can't put a sentence together and is certifiably retarded, and the best strategy they have is to try to pander to niggers who will never vote for them in meaningful numbers and prove she's not as banana-wielding nigger as their niggers

2024-07-25 14:56:23

To make it more bleak, this was the same position at a different branch of a company he had already applied to that is literally always hiring.
#note1rxg…64fc

2024-07-24 18:53:17

I love watching MAGA flex about how Kamala isn't even a real nigger
WE HAVE THE BEST NIGGERS DON'T WE FOLKS

2024-07-24 17:02:47

Conservatives become ever more abstract in their attempts to own the libs
https://media.nicecrew.digital/3aa0411898f1bcac9fdc6a1a925d120595473ec748c64a02513fac06eed7d89b.png

2024-07-24 15:00:24

The line: We made an extra billion dollars
The truth: We spend that every hour on diabetic niggers with eight kids that don't pay taxes
https://media.nicecrew.digital/1592ce632fbc8d08dc66e394dc0b7dd5566f9802e7d3ee3b4e2697361d29ff9a.png

2024-07-23 18:52:48

BREAKING911: JOE BIDEN RELEASES VIDEO MESSAGE STATING "I'M DEFINITELY NOT DEAD AND I'M STILL IN THE RACE, SEND THEM BIG LIPPED FERAL BANANA NIGGERS HOME."

2024-07-19 15:13:14

New product idea: CurryStrike

2024-07-18 18:17:06

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2024-07-16 14:51:43

JD Power made his brown kids LEGALLY
His wife followed the PATHWAY
That is so heckin' conservative

2024-07-15 21:21:38

PENCE
VANCE
-NCE
PE
VA
PENIS
VAGINA
THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES

2024-07-14 17:29:50

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"Roomba needs your attention!"
No, Roomba is getting it

2024-07-14 17:26:23

Renaming @npub122e…mxnv 's Roombas to L'il Sucks and L'il Swallows while he's sleeping

2024-07-09 00:58:18

"lash me to the mast!"
"It's...it's already lashed to you."
#note1erp…zzh6

2024-07-08 14:19:09

Mullein at least ten feet tall now
https://media.nicecrew.digital/d5f66a2d1c110c25ef94f4308ab39c168a01c2ca901b4bcf67554d05a465d1c8.jpg

2024-06-28 04:17:13

From now on I'm going to grab my ear randomly and stare blankly into space like I smelled a fart with an unplaceable smell like boiled sausage and crayon shavings

2024-06-26 19:34:16

TFW they open up the boarded up well to check on you
https://media.nicecrew.digital/50660a04e86e2b1420d74ae47e271d97419906236218bd59b0879ab89823e9d2.png

2024-06-24 16:38:09

Medieval Tip #4,753
If someone moves into your town and starts lending money at interest, you can drive them out by beating them with a sack full of onions

2024-06-23 19:39:41

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They've accepted it. They are the hardest ones to eat, they're the sweetest little things...not that they're this small when we eat them, but Champagnes have such a great disposition. The little ones aren't involved with the processing but they seem to have no problem playing with the furs I make and they know what happens.

2024-06-23 18:38:39

Death by cuteness
https://media.nicecrew.digital/ff1da2be426be6dd1b1e13c041400981666dc91197d52a282f5e7e322f7ba052.jpg

2024-06-23 04:51:53

TL;DR
There's no algorithm that will help you be funnier than me calling you a faggot, jew...because it's what everyone is thinking. Even those too afraid to admit it know the truth.
#note15cw…fd4x

2024-06-23 00:46:25

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Yeah but a total Acme Rocket poor

2024-06-23 00:22:17

@npub122e…mxnv
We're back, baby
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/06/police-issue-statement-mysterious-monolith-discovered-outside-las/

2024-06-22 22:01:59

Even Mussolini couldn't make these straight enough to run on time
https://media.nicecrew.digital/c92490a08e8fd67fc02a10752f29a806bc4271fe3fb7416556f1bf27fcf8cf6e.png

2024-06-22 14:55:40

Gm to all of the running water enjoyers
https://media.nicecrew.digital/cba443003ad253898a0251d39865ce7ff7a3dff666314e1e3a559c75e34d27c1.png

2024-06-21 21:45:22

🎶 God left them AIDS down in Africa
(GOD LEFT THEM AIDS)🎶

2024-06-21 15:46:20

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I think that's a dyke sorceress

2024-06-21 15:39:47

ACTION REQUIRED: CALL THEM NIGGERS

2024-06-21 15:25:43

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Even your purchases are based

2024-06-21 15:23:14

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PERFECT CONDITIONS FOR AN
ULTIMATE
TESTICULAR
FUSION
TRANSFORMATION

2024-06-21 15:20:40

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HAARP is the high frequency cloud rape facility carved out of bear country by particularly cold hardy jews
But tbh I'm now on team Durple

2024-06-21 15:15:16

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I think a nurple is when you torture the fat kid at school

2024-06-21 15:14:22

I can hear it now
Boise Police: "We are saddened and horrified at the hateful and malicious act that removed some cloth from some plants.
We will prosecute anyone caught keeping our vegetation from evangelizing sodomy to the fullest extent of the law.
PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW HOW GAY OUR TREES ARE."
https://media.nicecrew.digital/3ad1438cd178964e70f4db6bb890472cea5f0f94e8e54163d26e78ceb0a1abf4.png

2024-06-21 15:08:04

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WEATHER.
JEWS.
They're everywhere
Rains every day for a month
Doesn't rain for a month
THIS IS FINE
*scraggly crops on fire*

2024-06-21 15:06:06

Telling people that feed your retarded, helpless population not to use water
what could possibly go wrong
https://idahocapitalsun.com/2024/05/31/idahos-500000-acre-curtailment-is-irresponsible-unjustifiable/

2024-06-21 14:27:19

Mullein is already six feet tall...seven if you count the box...and the benis just started growing
https://media.nicecrew.digital/677982f33712494855401a46a8a71d25f459d8505c636c555d4068eeaf866179.jpg

2024-06-20 17:40:52

MY NIGGERINOS

2024-06-20 17:05:04

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What's going on with Patriot Candle Company

2024-06-20 16:53:44

I SPENT THREE HOURS PAINTING THOSE HOTDOGS
#note1r2l…tltm

2024-06-20 16:48:47

*me, showing up at @npub10d7…c59y 's house to stand over an unlit grill and put cheese on frozen patties, just quietly assimilating with my (((fellow grillbosses)))
https://media.nicecrew.digital/9ed4731a1a188a624763d7629755331cd0d5b01c9f1e9dff498e2aaf285a6d95.png

2024-06-20 16:31:13

Hoisted by my own petard
(Lack of bootstraps apparent)
#note127e…cu6a

2024-06-20 16:22:44

Been listening to Fortunate Son my whole life, but for some reason the commies aren't dead yet

2024-06-20 14:47:05

I can't wait for a grrlboss draft
I hope it's all sheboons

2024-06-20 14:42:51

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Bringing soda and potato salad to the party of the KKK

2024-06-20 14:41:37

Working on a technology that will allow niggers to understand right truangles

2024-06-20 05:04:12

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Possibly because the main ingredients they have to work with are corn tortillas and feces

2024-06-19 02:23:10

Not enough people get to read their own obituaries
#note13y4…p6f5

2024-06-17 16:24:58

My patented jew-gasifier works with 100% SCIENCE tm based principles
#note1yjc…rqrm

2024-06-17 03:49:22

I tried making a few similar games called "TND" and "Shoah Simulator" but publishers called them "grotesque"
#note1ucl…py87

2024-06-17 00:02:15

Father's Day Cocktail
4 oz Silver Tequila
2 oz Freshly Squeezed Lime Juice
Dip Edge of Martini Glass in Goat Mineral
Gas Station Dick Pills to taste
Chase with Lisinopril or Beta Blocker

2024-06-13 00:18:45

Mama removes all the hay we helped put in her nesting box...so she could put it back in the exact same place because she's autistic
YOU ARE THE FUCKING
https://media.nicecrew.digital/7dc6d54a85a269a53fb1b9dd9d17916ae5f5888fa618dd7469dc64da7d042b69.mp4

2024-06-12 18:29:04

ISRAEL NEEDS OUR HELP DUE TO A LONG HISTORY OF PALESTINIAN BRUTALITY PATRIOTS
GOOGLE 1948 PALESTINE WAR WELL POISONING TO LEARN MORE

2024-06-11 15:42:32

I walk my chickens by herding them with a big stick...no leash required because they're retarded and everything is scary
#note1z3x…30l3

2024-06-10 14:15:13

We clearly didn't hire enough niggers to build this
#note1l2u…vt9a

2024-06-10 14:10:02

Clematis and Blackberries saying Gm
Protip: when the flowers f*ck each other that leaves the bees to you
https://media.nicecrew.digital/f3dfb1fc9d3ded8e19c8aa07bbbf963d4b2e4ce319b24331cae06f64ee2080d3.jpg

2024-06-09 14:36:40

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Autocorrect had a field day with it

2024-06-09 14:35:13

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Just humming a merry tune about breakfast and poasting

2024-06-09 14:05:09

Eggs Bacon and Poasts
Eggs Bacon and Poasts
I'm gonna start my day
The Calvin with
With Eggs
Bacon and
Poasts

2024-06-09 13:56:35

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I get it, because it's fag month and dinosaurs are gay

2024-06-09 04:01:41

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I'd like to see you say that to Raperman's face or disfigured genitalia

2024-06-09 04:00:03

My favorite jewish medicine trick is the extra pill you take with your antidepressant that doesn't work but you still keep taking the one that doesn't work plus the new one that can give you permanent uncontrolled muscle spasms
And people are so desperate to be happy with a quick fix they'll buy this scam instead of just killing the jews working around the clock to ruin their lives

2024-06-09 03:54:21

Watching one of those jungle machete niggers get arrested and it looks like his hair tangle is a beehive because the lights are attracting moths to swirl around it
Nature is fascinating

2024-06-09 03:51:49

"Ey boss, what you think 'appens on these mattresses?"
#note1et4…gya6

2024-06-09 03:49:26

Of all the important events in my life that led me to the JQ, I would say my brief internship at the law offices of Bagelstein and Raperman was the most poignant

2024-06-09 03:17:00

Baby bunnies!
https://media.nicecrew.digital/a2f08f814ee1508833329a0913d2ce741b26f1928ffe39bd8e47a2207790d395.jpeg

2024-06-08 23:18:25

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Hey it's a creek...complete with waterfall
But the same rules apply to seltzers

2024-06-08 22:06:12

Building
Sweating
Eating kale salad filled with tendies
Now floating and drinking mead
Life is good