:evdonia_corner_emblem: Melanie Bjornsdottir (she)

https://bv.umbrellix.org/users/melanie

fucking die!

english (or novosaxonian, if you might) without an england to go home to.

Committed to the retroactive invention of 8192 unwords.

This account is :efcb_16plus:

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Location: "Prince George, BC, Canada"
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2024-06-23 23:26:21

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You are a sick fuck. https://bark.lgbt/@gimmechocolate/112667981688319556

2024-06-23 07:58:40

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monitor tan

2024-06-23 07:36:51

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#EvdoniaLinguisticsDivision

2024-06-23 07:34:47

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In case you wondered how **my** day is going?

2024-06-23 07:34:36

I have a voice in my head calling me a toxic shite stirrer in a language I don’t understand.

2024-06-23 07:33:24

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do you have ac

2024-06-23 07:31:20

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she unga on my boogle until I wait where was I going

2024-06-23 06:45:49

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what’s the quebec version of osha called

2024-06-22 22:56:13

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This seems problematic. What if a farmer wants solar-powered light farm equipment?

2024-06-22 20:29:48

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Is the willamette not normally that hot? (Stupid question - it is not - but like)

2024-06-22 19:18:40

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i see

2024-06-22 19:04:37

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Since this storage installation generates heat, how are we dealing with that heat?
I know there are some installations in the world that use spent nuclear fuel for process heat for various purposes.
Is this a place of honour? Is a highly esteemed deed commemorated here?

2024-06-22 02:14:19

Just had to put my bruised and battered AC box through the window.
Thus begins another covid risk season for me.

2024-06-21 22:54:49

How clear I can see to the heavens is terrifying me

2024-06-21 22:53:02

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That’s exactly why - because they wanna create more death, more disease, more fear.

2024-06-21 18:44:45

15°/hour.
That’s roughly how fast the Earth rotates.
Around the high-sun Solstice tide, none of those degrees is far enough from the sun here to give me a proper “day change” signal.

2024-06-21 16:57:23

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Regarding independent language evolution, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicaraguan_Sign_Language
What I’m trying to say is that I think any phylogenetic connection between Indo-European and (e.g.) Semitic, Fenno-Ugric or other language families might be illusory - that there’s no LUCA.

2024-06-21 16:04:11

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The logo for a fake division of a fake government ministry of a fake country I’ve been inventing for the past decade is just [ə] and the division’s name, and the country’s flag colours

2024-06-21 15:53:46

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Aye.
The taxonomy is different if I’m not mistaken - there’s no set linguistic phylogenetic level equivalent to genus, order, family, etc (except for language families at all levels, which would be equivalent to unranked clades).
If I’m not mistaken, there’s also a lot more [reticulated family trees](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reticulate_evolution ) in languages than in biology.

2024-06-21 15:52:26

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I wonder if she’s starting to see the light that, even if theoretically she’s a Unionist, the outcomes I suspect she seeks are not supported by Union-wide parties - or if she’s in favour of those deleterious outcomes.

2024-06-21 15:44:37

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this would be right up my grandmother’s alley (she’s a Unionist Scot)…

2024-06-21 15:32:14

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Almost the only thing they do that’s good is use kilograms

2024-06-20 23:39:16

femboy lesbians are valid 👏

2024-06-20 19:00:24

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Nature is a weird little guy.

2024-06-20 18:59:58

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Besides, isn’t this just an argument for developing plastics recycling processes that either don’t produce µplastics or capture them for further recycling?

2024-06-20 18:58:36

Yes, you should compile dossiers on your allies as if they were enemies, and plot their downfall, so you can keep them apprised of security precautions they may need to take.

2024-06-20 07:04:40

Civilized man has marched across the face of the Earth and in her footprints, left such fearsome devastation: erosion - water and wind, leading to the destruction of the land’s ability to care for its inhabitants.

2024-06-20 06:08:42

Feel like I’m causing a problem. Like. I’m supposed to be the linguist here. And I don’t understand anything. I seem to just be a fake

2024-06-20 05:34:37

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womandate

2024-06-20 04:08:51

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Merry iPod Touch

2024-06-20 04:01:08

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half of them into non-AI datacentres, and half of them into house or hostel space

2024-06-20 04:00:23

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that doesn’t even make sense (I’m aware simlist is a conlang(?))

2024-06-20 03:49:25

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Aha.
I know one of Mongolia’s challenges is water… I wonder if the rainfall is even enough from year to year that a low but nonzero tree density could be maintained without needing active irrigation by diverting paved road and street drainage into trees on the sides of paved roads

2024-06-20 03:22:35

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I was not thinking about the meat, if I’m honest. I was thinking about the wheat, which my understanding is there’s not much cultivation of that in Mongolia.

2024-06-20 01:01:13

is “otherkin by choice” an actual thing? my orientation has been to validate the idea because you have no idea what’s going on in the being’s head

2024-06-19 18:36:18

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I can hear a horde of Romans chanting in Dutch in my ears.
I think they’re saying something about “Apartheid.”

2024-06-19 18:32:40

a dialect is a language which is so similar to another language that, while not the same, speakers of both languages mutually recognize each other as speakers of the same language

2024-06-19 11:29:19

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to be clear I do not think the dream involved the new acquaintance

2024-06-19 00:45:16

Had a silly thought a while ago - elastomeric respirator in the shape of fox muzzle, with concealed filter(s)

2024-06-19 00:44:02

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Brown ocean effect?

2024-06-19 00:12:02

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LELL

2024-06-18 20:22:44

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I don’t even speak any languages other than English, three ways. I’m trying to document what looks like an endangered, culture-bound language and I’m running into all sorts of trouble

2024-06-18 19:26:02

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Sup, pupper?

2024-06-18 05:30:46

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do you have an eep to go to

2024-06-18 03:26:43

> calls self “pure furry/scalie subtype of human” in response to an indirect query about the possibility of an unhad otherkin awakening
> dwells on that idea for a while
> ponders the weird “past life” daydream one of the beings she shares a body with had a while ago, in which said being was definitely a fox on a hunt, though that’s dismissed as having happened in an exceptionally heightened emotional state
> ponders the thought that though she did not always, she finds the shape of her (human) muzzle uncomfortable as against how a fox muzzle should be shaped (and how her muzzle is shaped in what passes for a headspace)
> ponders how easy it is to induce phantom tail/tails feels
> ponders the fact that she needs to do some complex sysadmin tasks and is procrastinating them by pondering her relative non-humanness
there’s nothing there, pay no attention to the exceptionally foxy Melanie behind the curtain.

2024-06-18 02:39:31

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do the gales just never stop?

2024-06-17 23:36:34

Why is the Brazilian CENIPA part of he military?

2024-06-17 20:40:59

Most *Homo sapiens* model Earth Exploration Vehicles are highly capable, even at times brutishly strong, yet fragile machines.
Many a device or chemical has been made aiming to protect them from some of the most severe rigours of the Earth environment - infectious agents, cold, heat and radiation. None are perfect, but most help substantially. It is important to acquaint yourself with all of them.

2024-06-17 19:35:11

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Consider a permit for a rain collection tank?

2024-06-17 18:54:01

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I mean, what if the water company institutes restrictions?

2024-06-17 18:49:28

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If things look like they’ll get really bad and you can’t irrigate you could consider yanking every other plant if you’re willing to accept a 50% drop in yield potential

2024-06-17 18:31:05

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Ahr heck. Do you have a lower density for this year so the plants have the space to go searching for deep-soil water rather than eating each other’s water supply?

2024-06-17 16:57:16

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Couldn’t afford? Couldn’t source? Ask them why?

2024-06-17 15:45:23

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That would be an emergent property, I think?

2024-06-17 15:43:29

The soul, to us, is an emergent property of the brain, just like a specific screw is part of a toaster, but is not a toaster.
We recognize this is not a popular view. It also disallows certain things we have ostensibly observed other people experiencing.
This theory is incomplete, I suppose.

2024-06-17 15:29:42

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How dry is the soil currently? Do you think mulching would help reduce how much drier it gets? Do you have a way to monitor soil moisture?

2024-06-17 11:52:43

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irrational. but then, these people are.

2024-05-30 21:37:06

Iron Front

2024-05-30 21:35:42

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It seems like “green growth” should be re-understood in the future in terms of as a share of a dwindling economy… which is not what it means now

2024-05-30 21:33:27

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sup, y’all?

2024-05-30 21:30:58

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Sew 27 new or exacerbated cases of LC per second to the increase in H5, and 200% fucked becomes 275% fucked

2024-05-30 21:20:04

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What would your fee be to get a sponsor spot, assuming it’s either a thing you use or a concept you agree with?

2024-05-30 20:40:47

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Uh oh

2024-05-30 18:39:54

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oh no

2024-05-30 18:39:28

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groan

2024-05-30 18:38:55

Is it gauche to make light of this? I don’t mean the situation, but the results it causes on paper. Play a little game with yourself. Play a beep tone in your head every time you read one of those white bricks.
The text in the picture, btw, is
Administrative detention, however, is not really bound by the limits of time, and can be extended indefinitely. And indeed, as the six months passed, a new six-month order was signed, citing the same meaningless cause of [REDACTED, supposedly 6 words long]. This time, however, and unlike the state of affairs in almost any other administrative detention case, the defense had a pretty good insight into the details of the case. Administrative detention is such a mundane phenomenon in Israeli military courts, that [REDACTED; supposedly 21 words long].
RE: https://mas.to/users/jmeosbn/statuses/112530681632985520
#note1vl9…vt5a

2024-05-30 17:47:40

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My sedan could handle that e.z.

2024-05-30 17:46:12

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that’s… not very good

2024-05-30 17:43:42

I want to snuggle an apparent benign cult leader

2024-05-30 17:38:47

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What do you mean that you’ve «given up trying to proactively fight this thing»? Approximately the only way you avoid spreading it[footnote 1] is by avoiding getting it, because [asymptomatic transmission is well known (systematic review out of mainland China)](https://ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9757919/ ). Because [SARS2 is airborne](https://its-airborne.org/ ), which means it can be transmitted over long distances or between people in still air, that means essentially-continuous respirator wear beyond home, and only having people in the home that follow the same rule, as well as having continuous air cleaning in the home that has a high clean air delivery rate.
footnote 1: Yes, I know that there are respirators that provide source control, but wearing those also necessarily means you’re doing the thing that would prevent you getting it. Wearing those only when you are infectious would necessitate testing every day regardless of symptoms. I don’t do that, and I don’t think anyone thinks that’s a viable option.

2024-05-30 17:24:04

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military word

2024-05-30 17:02:45

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it’s towards the end of the rainy season, of course it’s going to be magical

2024-05-30 16:58:24

If the government cares about its constituents, they will destroy central bank independence, ask the central bank to reduce interest back to zero and then raise taxes on the very wealthy (over a certain amount of money’s worth not in the primary residence or a single deed of farmland (since we want to promote subsistence-equivalent farming))
actually what the fuck am I saying just turn us all into fluffy foxes with fluffy fox tails

2024-05-30 16:54:33

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that’s… impressively poor tbh

2024-05-30 16:54:14

DAE remember there being a tweet that contained spurious unicode codepoints that changed to emoticons as time moved on
DAE have a full text copy of same

2024-05-30 16:53:17

@npub1xmg…2fc2 is this one of those “how well will this emojo age” thing

2024-05-30 16:48:20

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A-fucking-greed

2024-05-30 16:46:35

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sounds, honestly, like something to aspire to

2024-05-30 16:45:49

I don’t want 40% off electronics, I want to play with my tail and just be a fluffy thing that’s fluffy

2024-05-30 16:38:38

I wonder what would happen if I yoked six cyclists to a two-horse disk harrow

2024-05-30 16:37:20

do you ever “I’m only transgender because I’m transspecies and people will think me less insane if they think I’m a woman”

2024-05-30 16:08:20

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My understanding is that Ma Theresa was something of an abuser of her patients

2024-05-30 16:04:10

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that aged so poorly

2024-05-30 16:02:57

want tail

2024-05-30 16:02:15

Can be fwuffy being?

2024-05-30 15:09:59

Why are bamboo grasslands called forests?

2024-05-30 15:07:03

Here’s a possibly-bad idea:
hijacking flood infrastructure to spread water into places that have trouble absorbing water, and making those places better able to absorb water

2024-05-30 15:04:02

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Drainage? Part of me wonders if some of that should be hijacked into spreading water long-distance into droughty locations simultaneous to taking it away from somewhere Getting Flooded Right Now, or sinking it into groundwater in places that are historically high and dry.

2024-05-30 14:44:27

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How so?

2024-05-30 13:48:18

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A Français-seulement activist?

2024-05-30 13:45:18

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Gott strafe England!

2024-05-30 13:45:08

All of England needs to be dynamited.

2024-05-30 13:39:53