The Almighty Kek

https://nicecrew.digital/users/The_Almighty_Kek

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Breakfast King
Pancake Enjoyer
Coffee Douchebag

Cartoonist. Creator of KekToons series.

:kek_love: :huh: :salty_love:

NCD Rules: https://nicecrew.digital/about
Emoji List: https://emojos.in/nicecrew.digital
KekToons: https://decayable.ink/@The_Almighty_Kek

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2024-09-07 02:06:49

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2024-07-28 04:48:57

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That's the thing, most newer cars have really good phone integration built-in. Android Auto and Apple Car Shit or whatever. Everything can be done with voice commands, steering wheel buttons, or at worse a touch screen on the dash (not a fan of that). But it at least makes it really easy to change an audio track or answer a phone call without taking your hands off the wheel or eyes off the road.
Even still I see people driving these newer cars and STILL, they're looking down at their phones

2024-07-28 04:42:17

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It shouldn't be that important to have your phone in your hand while operating a vehicle. Whatever it is should be able to wait until you stop.

2024-07-28 04:38:44

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As draconian as it may sound, I do kinda wish there was a foolproof way to disable phones while driving. Like if your GPS detects you moving faster than 20mph the screen goes black or something

2024-07-26 05:33:02

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Ever have one of those nights where you can't decide between pizza or soup? Chicago solved that problem!

2024-07-22 05:22:11

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He didn't last time, so.. :kek_shrug:

2024-07-22 03:53:52

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She left?

2024-07-22 01:44:04

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> my dick lore is that it's a cloaca
Damn

2024-07-20 03:07:31

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oh gawd it's not frog is it :kek_glossyeyes:

2024-07-20 03:06:17

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What the hell is *tempura ice cream?*

2024-07-20 03:06:17

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What the hell is *tempura ice cream?*

2024-07-13 00:24:31

NO HERMIT CRAB WHYY
https://media.nicecrew.digital/e761b6ac24012edc9ca1559c681eab5e356c6097d0445ec2a2ef88ea3f85bc17.jpg

2024-07-10 06:16:12

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Trying to remember what grade I was in when I learned the word "are"
Oh that's right I wasn't in school yet

2024-07-10 06:03:48

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> discord
Now y'ave lost me :kek_shrug:

2024-07-10 06:00:07

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Pretty sure you've just overread some jokes, my nigga. We bust each other's chops around here. It's a chop-bustin kinda place.

2024-07-10 05:43:34

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"you hate gays so you must be secretly gay"
Tired argument. Zero merit. 🥱

2024-07-10 05:27:24

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I'm starting to get that impression lol

2024-07-10 05:18:37

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Been seeing way too many references to pee on the TL these past few days.

2024-07-10 04:27:54

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Not scrolling up and I'm making assumptions

2024-07-10 02:34:20

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Everything is today

2024-07-10 02:30:28

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Skibidi cuh
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2024-07-10 01:23:47

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Don't give me a reason!

2024-07-10 01:16:01

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I just like threatening to shit people's pants it's hilarious lol

2024-07-10 01:13:56

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Mkay if anyone takes it too far and needs their pants shit lemme know BECAUSE I'LL SHIT EM :kek_aaaaaa:

2024-07-09 15:49:22

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I'll just say you do what you want, but keep in mind that starting a marriage in debt or with no money will put a lot of unnecessary strain on your relationship. Symbolic gestures are romantic but not all that practical.

2024-07-08 15:57:27

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OH GAD

2024-07-08 15:52:22

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I also like crepes ngl

2024-07-08 15:50:07

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AND IF YOU BUY FROM OUR SPONSOR USING THE LINK DOWN BELOW *points* IT'LL HELP SUPPORT THE CHANNEL AND I'D REALLY APPRECIATE IT GUYS. I'M A BRO JUST LIKE YOU HA HA! DON'T FORGET TO SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON AND RAPE THAT SUBSCRIBE BUTTON!

2024-07-08 15:47:11

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You know you're going to wake up one day and everybody's going to be you. It's just a matter of time.

2024-07-08 15:42:39

> everybody's golf cart lady now
:blobglare:

2024-07-08 05:53:57

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https://www.idrlabs.com/eysenck-anti-semitism/test.php

2024-07-08 05:51:20

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It was this one. I think it's just a shitty question. Agreeing with this led to a 100% score.
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2024-07-08 05:46:53

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Yeah it's clear that they force that 5% on you like 23andme makes you 2% nigger by default.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/22d57c761b0908d0d17f36f3e448caa6353f10c9479fdec13a8cad6d72b8225d.png

2024-07-08 00:43:09

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It's an old craftsman one my dad gave me years ago. Never really used it much, but found it funny the way it looked fine when I pulled it out of the drawer, then I went to peel the old disc off and the foam had turned to mashed potatoes lol
Used my dewalt instead. :kek_shrug:

2024-07-07 01:38:13

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You oughta see mine nigga lol

2024-07-06 06:42:01

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Ngl I thought you got yourself a pixiebot at first
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2024-07-06 06:38:18

uuohh
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2024-07-06 05:05:01

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Same goes for me and bleu cheese.

2024-07-06 03:44:18

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I like leaf lettuce for a refreshing cool crunch in the burg. Also, if you choose the right part of the watermelon it's not watery at all. Can't use one that's too ripe. It holds its water better than tomato.

2024-07-04 04:58:38

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I think it's Woodshop guy who requests women post tummy or they get blocked

2024-07-04 04:46:01

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It's tik tak :kek_shrug:

2024-07-03 16:32:30

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I got the dreaded seven hours of sleep, so I slept through my alarm and feel like absolute shit today

2024-07-01 21:59:52

Tired

2024-07-01 03:26:19

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Man I can totally picture a party boob and it's hilarious

2024-07-01 03:23:11

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You could eat it. Good for your joints!

2024-07-01 00:13:06

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It's funny how african niggers speak english better than american niggers.

2024-06-29 19:55:13

Should I buy expensive router bits? Are they worth it?
I have a questionably rational fear of the cheap ones exploding (had it happen once)

2024-06-29 18:27:43

#
N :kek_aaaaaa:

2024-06-29 06:04:25

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Trust me you don't want me to disobey that request

2024-06-29 05:17:17

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YOU TELL ME NOT TO DO SOMETHING AND I'M GONNA FUCKEN DO IT :kek_aaaaaa:
YURRD MEE :chicken_nigger:

2024-06-28 20:56:51

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I'd go out and actually vote if I thought he would really be "Literally Hitler" :soygrafpoint:

2024-06-28 20:55:10

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Please let it all be true :blobcatlove:

2024-06-25 04:55:38

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I forgot, what is "hot chip" again?

2024-06-24 23:04:52

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It's the only real life critter I can think of that shits (in Minecraft)

2024-06-24 23:03:35

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Wombat dooks?

2024-06-24 22:59:01

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I don't care what anyone says. Big fat juicy high-detail emojis are superior to dinky little squinty bastards with no *definition* :kek_3:

2024-06-23 20:58:30

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Glad I'm not the only one who's bot raises eyebrows with unfortunate concatenations from their post history

2024-06-23 07:22:29

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Time for the drying machine :kek_3:

2024-06-22 07:06:23

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Try it with some garlic butter

2024-06-22 06:41:02

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https://media.nicecrew.digital/a9eb6092b5a1c0b64cbef56db5abcbc97edfa82489f0b3f6a30943e1cf672fca.jpg

2024-06-22 06:15:04

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Never scroll up

2024-06-22 05:32:29

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Me fr :kek_sob:
https://media.nicecrew.digital/077f90fa715fbd8969423661e4049d884896a792c1cda74f432d273f542e69cc.png

2024-06-22 05:02:33

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Well I do live in murica, so it's not like I can drive using km/hr (though I did learn the equivalents for some times where I drove in Canada), but when I'd work on things out in the garage, I used cm and mm more often than inches because I could design stuff using more whole integers. It's no more difficult to cut a piece of wood to 8cm than to 3 inches.
I also have a 3D printer and the "maker" community heavily favors metric so I use it, despite it not making a difference to a CNC machine or CAD system.

2024-06-22 05:02:33

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2024-06-22 04:52:24

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I did it for a while. Takes very little getting used to, and I found it very comfy.

2024-06-22 04:52:24

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I did it for a while. Takes very little getting used to, and I found it very comfy.

2024-06-22 04:49:34

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Actually that's pretty exact. 1g = 1mL of water at 0°C. How is that retarded when you can *define it*

2024-06-22 00:50:55

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They also have the interesting ability to convert across base units. I can easily determine a container's volume in liters since a milliliter is equal to a cubic centimeter. How many cubic inches are in a gallon?

2024-06-22 00:29:23

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What originally defined a "gallon"? The amount of water some princess could carry up a hill somewhere? Relating to humans is a nice thought and all, but at the end of the day it sounds ridiculously arbitrary :kek_shrug:

2024-06-21 19:10:02

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"eurofag stuff" is literally the only argument I've heard against the metric system, because everybody knows it's the best

2024-06-21 19:08:00

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I DON'T MEASURE MY COCK because it's depressing, BUT FUCK INCHES THEY'RE STUPID

2024-06-21 19:06:30

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Pretty much the whole world makes shit metric. We're the only ones refusing to do it bc muh freedom fries or whatever shit

2024-06-21 17:12:29

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None of this relates to my life at all, but the number 10 does.

2024-06-21 00:21:05

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Totally gay. Should have just left it an unsculpted blob of marble within a six inch radius of his doingus

2024-06-20 18:39:41

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Yeah! It's one of those things I've been procrastinating at pulling the trigger on. Hit me up with the brand and model number.

2024-06-19 23:58:18

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Just slap this into a yellow circle :impaler:

2024-06-19 22:46:42

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Perfectionussy

2024-06-18 19:43:46

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I don't know where to get blood sausage tbh

2024-06-18 19:25:00

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So it's a *little* unreasonable. Sue me :kek_eyeroll:

2024-06-18 19:22:33

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You kidding me? I'd kill to be able to push one of these down my neck!
https://media.nicecrew.digital/5defc85c181b5b6f1ba77034ae444dfa5c22f27520b2d2238b3241e480e9619e.png

2024-06-18 19:16:18

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Their breakfasts always look so good :its_over_a:

2024-06-17 05:27:21

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I'm perpetually dehydrated so probably

2024-06-17 05:26:20

Woke up this morning with a headache. Went away. Bout to go to bed again and I feel a headache rolling in. What is even going on niggas

2024-06-15 17:48:11

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Who knew our fealress reader would turn out to be such a softee 😏
https://media.nicecrew.digital/40c15b5c1ff75e1b4deddb4f106390cfe00733d0896a4ab0bb15fbf96ba0b144.png

2024-06-15 15:49:52

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I love when people post pictures of their $200 worth of meat they just smoked to make me feel poor

2024-06-15 15:43:46

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Somewhere on the internet is some old cop telling stories on a forum of this time they were in pursuit of some retarded girl who was like "*hep!...BLYAAT!*" over a fence.
"I figured she was retarded and had already been through enough so I just helped her down and let her go"

2024-06-13 23:29:09

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Don't lie keeks we all know the truth

2024-06-13 15:30:51

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I've not been having a whole lot of luck finding food that *doesn't*

2024-06-13 05:07:09

PIZZA IN THE MORNIN
PIZZA IN THE EVENIN
PIZZA AT SUPPERTIME

2024-06-12 22:52:52

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I don't get how so many zoomers have broccoli hair.

2024-06-12 21:50:32