Someone you used to know She/her lor.sh > beige.party > tooters.org 🏡 Alt avatar: cartoon/Memoji female with white skin, long straight light brown hair, blue eyes, glasses, &$!#% covers mouth. Background is black. Alt header: Cartoon grey stripe and white cat with mouth open and walking sassy. Text says 'haters gonna hate'.
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Last Notes npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 All donuts should be mini IDGAF npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 ALLRIGHTOKAYBESTSHOWEVERDEAD #NFL @npub1zpc…l3up #SBLVIII npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 My mom is judging Post Malone on his face tattoos lol sorry Post #NFL @npub1zpc…l3up #SBLVIII npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 SCOTUS: states know best Colorado: yes, exactly..as you see here.. SCOTUS: no not like that #USPOL npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 I’m no longer running for president since I can’t murder at will. Sad day for America npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 If I were a food, I definitely would be fajitas. I come rushing at you hissing and will burn you but you love me npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 Imagine inventing pizza npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 Trump big mad lol npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 #NFL @npub1zpc…l3up Me: where is this relationship going? Him: https://cdn.masto.host/tootersorg/media_attachments/files/111/763/072/407/031/802/original/e7395d6006f5abca.mp4 npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 Alright clearly the good people at Charmin need something to do because who the hell needs wavy tear toilet paper? npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 Stfu, Tony Dungy #NFL @npub1zpc…l3up npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 Back when I used to cruise all over Texas. This was north Texas. #PhotoMonday #Photography #Sunrise #Rural https://cdn.masto.host/tootersorg/media_attachments/files/111/721/789/321/101/193/original/3f5d2b2a38464fbb.jpeg npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 @npub1fgl…4jl4 @npub1zpc…l3up oh I am. I want good things for them which does not include injuries 😬 npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 Why *are* the lions playing starters? Still playing for something that I’ve missed? #NFL @npub1zpc…l3up npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 Happy trump wanted to hang Mike pence day to all who celebrate npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 I don’t know who needs to hear this but mississippis aren’t a measurement of time npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 Feels like so far my resolution is just not being funny npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 Cannot believe I’m slightly rooting for Bama #CFBPlayoff @npub1fqp…dezn npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 WOWWWWW BRONCOS. You shitty #NFL @npub1zpc…l3up #RussellWilson npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 Someone tell me not to get my hopes up https://cdn.masto.host/tootersorg/media_attachments/files/111/609/688/942/422/996/original/1ee847c4f3ff85d1.jpeg npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 XXXLF on a Shelf npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 Hurts chin strap is giving him duck lips and I love it honestly #NFL @npub1zpc…l3up #MNF npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 Is there a game you can play where nothing bad happens and life is easy. I’d like to escape for a while. npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 I don’t have a safe word for sex but I do have one for boring ass conversations npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 Could car companies fucking COOL IT with the emotional commercials npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 Everything is fine and normal https://cdn.masto.host/tootersorg/media_attachments/files/111/529/815/613/995/319/original/ab516160c9bcb332.jpeg npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 [Travis doesn’t catch the ball] My mom: oh he’s thinking about Taylor too much npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 https://cdn.masto.host/tootersorg/media_attachments/files/111/444/295/184/764/308/original/b41cb46cf2787eaf.jpeg npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 I bet the pilgrims had to unbuckle their hats after the meal Shut up this made me laugh npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 (I know I’m preaching to the choir here but) I like how we amended the constitution because alcohol was “so dangerous” (it wasn’t the reason but that’s another story) and then we were like oh wait shit and amended it back in Yet with 2nd where we know how actually dangerous it is, we’re like ThAt ShIts In StOnE Anyway a big ass truck with the 2nd amendment flag on the back drove past me with their loud muffler this morning and I’ve been pissed off since. npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 My sleep number is 80085 IYKYK npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 I just changed my wall calendar to November. It’s called being on top of your shit. Look it up, slackers. npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 I’ve watched all the Texas Ranger games and have yet to see Chuck Norris. npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 @npub15fg…stlj rules are rules npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 💯 this would happen to me https://cdn.masto.host/tootersorg/media_attachments/files/111/195/262/456/475/145/original/14f34d4c1b677756.jpeg npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 https://cdn.masto.host/tootersorg/media_attachments/files/111/190/495/355/646/513/original/3836b583f0e06664.jpeg npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 Trump was a fraud huh? [keeps eating cheese in a non shocked way] npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 Is milkshakes another word for boobs? Is that why all the boys were coming to her yard? Am I the last person to figure this out? npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 Dolphins have 69 points Noice #HornySports npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 So…………..it kinda was Tom Brady all this time right? 😹 @npub1zpc…l3up #NFL npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 Oh look at Love running. Nice #Packers #NFL @npub1zpc…l3up npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 JFC Vikings. You’re supposed to take things, not give @npub1zpc…l3up #NFL npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 I guess thoughts and prayers are sort of appropriate in this situation lol hear that Repubs? #Rodgers npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 Give me every jets fans face right now. It gives me life @npub1zpc…l3up #NFL #MNF npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 I had zero idea Drew Barrymore even had a talk show npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 An escape room but it’s just you and your partner deciding where to eat in 45 mins npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 Just me or is Spain’s coach an older more Spanish ryan reynolds? @npub1mnl…wqet #WWC2023 #FIFAWWC2023 npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 In sickness and in health means watching all the Instagram videos and memes I send npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 Did we really need to name a hurricane Hilary? Come on..read the room, weather nerds npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 Fuck yeah Georgia npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 @npub1nzm…85c8 lol touché npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 Is there a muffin woman? npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 A sunset in Golden, CO from the days of yore #Photography #FotoFriday #Sunset https://cdn.masto.host/tootersorg/media_attachments/files/110/872/896/343/611/354/original/566c5a72fc2d8296.jpeg npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 @npub1c99…02a8 people using emoji wrong is my fave npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 @npub1nzm…85c8 sir no npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 Y’all I don’t say this enough but I just want to tell you that I love My bed npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 I love cheese. I love cake. Put it together and I hate it. npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 I like when I post a poll and completely forget about it and then when the results show up in notifications I’m like what idiot posted that npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 Men of 2023 what’s stopping you from dressing like this? https://cdn.masto.host/tootersorg/media_attachments/files/110/827/525/125/977/972/original/f0141a33621e7ee8.jpeg npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 @npub1nzm…85c8 wear underwear..in this economy? npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 How do you heat up a cold burrito thoroughly? Inquiring minds want to know* *me npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 Some of y’all don’t have trauma to fuel your jokes and it shows [whispers] what’s that like? 🥹 npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 Day 2: a song you like with a number in the title. ‘99 Problems’ by Jay-Z #30DaySongChallenge Via @npub1076…x7m7 npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 The NFL was created in 1920 so stadiums would be built big enough to hold all the Taylor Swift fans in the year of our lord 2023 My name is Ashley and that’s my conspiracy theory npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 Him: I like a more natural look Me: Okay take a hike npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 @npub1076…x7m7 also I’d be hitting someone with that stanli npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 Kinda want a Super Soaker and shoot it at annoying people npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 How are we letting these crayons dominate us so badly #WWC2023 #FIFAWWC npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 Why’s Britney calling me a bitch? I just wanna watch her do something besides spin. https://cdn.masto.host/tootersorg/media_attachments/files/110/777/953/834/632/074/original/c77b8f42714f1493.mp4 npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 What’s a show I should start? I’ve seen a lot but honestly *not* a lot of famous ones Maybe a comedy? npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 I knew the FDA was on my side [rehooks my Diet Coke IV] npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 Someday I won’t drive full of rage. But not today little ‘97 Honda civic with chipped paint. Ride my ass in a residential neighborhood again and I’m slamming on my breaks. Probably do you and your car a favor npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 @npub18kh…v8r8 THIS IS SO UPSETTING 😹 npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 My potato rank: 1) fries (minus waffle fries. I don’t want your afghan blanket of the fry world) 2) baked 3) hashbrowns (hashROUNDS iykyk) 4) scalloped 5) mashed Don’t @ me about chips not being on the list. Make your own list npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 Me: It’s quarter to 9 pm. I’m having caffeine. I’m 36. It’s fine. It’s fineeeeeeeeeeeee Narrator: It won’t be fine npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 Looking at tablecloths at 8:30 am on a Monday. I used to be fun. npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 If I see either of their dicks, I’m quitting the internet forever npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 The only running I do is out of cheese npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 @npub1xsy…cevg @npub1cne…muve I could use one anyway npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 I love this site but I know I would love it 10x more if I got the techy language and memes npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 Is Cocaine Joe the coolest president ever? I’m just asking questions. npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 Am I an idiot? Did everyone know breakfast was literally breaking fast? npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 Fuck this shit. Wipe the bench clean and just have an American Idol style vote for new justices. Literally cannot be worse and maybe America will pay attention. npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 I have my iPhone set to be light mode during the day and dark mode at night. When I see it switch in real time to dark it’s like it changed into sexy lingerie npub1pmj7nf0un65mnfc9c9pyd700e9gu8r702yfdaxepl2lmjkd3ul0splfcrl Ashley 😼 If you’re wondering what it’s like to sleep with me: I just told my body pillow to get off me