CMD

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Monoeye Lover | Can't draw sadly | Good at Math | Please help my friends come here, I miss them greatly.

I only block individuals I suspect of being journalists.
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3) Are effectively automated spam instances, such as [ai.wiki](http://ai.wiki ) or those which have succumbed to discord bot spam.

I'm temporarily muting people who attempt to vote in the #FaggotTourney who are ineligible! If you make this mistake, I'm sorry - that mutelist is getting cleared at the end of the tournament! :jahy_gah:

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2024-08-25 07:00:22

I went to a PUA meeting because I needed some basic advice on where to meet women (there's locale-specific information, and I'd wanted details). I figured it was worth $10 and 2 hours - and it kind of was, as the information wasn't readily google-able.
However, I had to do all of the gay shit they wanted everyone to do. One of the things they did was they had an "attractive" woman (7 or 8 out of 10 at best, but dressed up with good makeup). There were about 12 of us - one of us was there for the same reason I was, and one was clearly trying to weasel his way into the business end of things.
Similar guy, grifter guy did this successfully without PUAman getting onto them at all. Somehow, *my* autistic ass manages to do this as well. Everyone else, though, fucks up in ways ranging from:
-Meek pockets in hands bro
-Stammering
-"I like ravioli."
-Visualizing the woman just like it's his mother and going up to straight up kiss her
:cirno_for_reals: Is *this* what Redpill-style "game" boils down to? "Don't fucking cry when you look at girl"? Fucking shit if that's all it takes to slay huge piles of pussy I'm going to go dick myself into a wife by the end of this year.

2024-08-19 23:11:39

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don't do it
what about the monkeypox pandemic man
it's bad don't do it

2024-08-19 22:27:22

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That is a shitpost and if someone comes out and actually advocates for impregnating toddlers I will fucking [fedpost]

2024-08-19 22:25:16

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oh shit bro, peak fertility in Saudi Arabia is 0 to 25 :noa_shock:

2024-08-19 05:18:44

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Fam we do not even have regular hospitals working full force in the west anymore. :dead_inside:

2024-08-19 05:16:36

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Yeah, and that's part of why I advocate so strongly for some people (not everyone obviously) going in and having a nice slow polite conversation with them. Do you *really* want Pedi to become the breeding ground for the next iteration of lefty culture?

2024-08-19 05:04:37

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That conversation actually usually ends with "Hm yes we disagree on these points and I think there's an impasse here. Let us call it for today as we've gone as far as we can. Cheerio old chap, I think you're a reasonable person at the very least! :ayaya:"
It really does go much better than this usually. It really is *just this guy*.

2024-08-19 05:02:36

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>Want to disengage from the conversation
>Tag in the two guys slamming you
:ogey:

2024-08-19 05:01:43

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That's specifically Vermeil, which is why I'm totally happy to bully him a bit.

2024-08-19 05:00:20

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You've struck on something but I think you're off-center a little.
It's true that these people coming in with the same ideas aren't a coincidence, but what's happening is that they spread ideas in echo chambers and all come in with pre-packaged ideas which haven't been challenged by anyone. This is what happens with non-nazi pedos as well, and because peaceful discussion *never fucking happens* you get people repeating the same tired arguments all the time.

2024-08-19 04:47:33

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I can't argue with that, and even if it steps on my toes a little I am not going to complain too much given how desperately long a shot Vermeil's recovery is.
There's other pedophiles out there who don't build complex ideologies out of child rape. Far more likely to reform than this guy.

2024-08-19 04:43:04

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I have my own goals, and even if I think it's unlikely it would still be in my best interests for him to become a person who can be talked to peacefully. I'm going to give him the tools to do that, and honestly doing so in a context where he should absolutely use them is best.

2024-08-19 04:39:59

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I mean shit that would honestly solve like a solid 30% of your problems.

2024-08-19 04:39:03

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Smart money is you've interacted with Lina before. You should know by now that if you want out of this conversation, you can solve it by not responding to him.
He basically has ADHD, you can solve this by just muting the conversation. That's what every other sane person does. :shrug:

2024-08-19 04:24:39

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I concur with "India," but only because it's the only country I can think of with tolerance towards National Socialists *and* non-functioning law enforcement...but I wouldn't put money on that. I can see Yemen, Oman, Egypt, Lebanon...etc. as possibilities.
I disagree with the claim about opsec. You only think that because the cases that get caught get publicized heavily.

2024-08-19 04:15:25

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Indian subcontinent (so potentially Pakistan/Bangladesh) or Middle East is what I'd been guessing.

2024-08-19 04:13:42

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If you pay attention to him you can realize he doesn't live in a country with functioning law enforcement (although I can't identify which). This is true of any first world country, but Vermeil's in some third world shithole.

2024-08-19 04:11:49

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I can believe he's kidnapped and raped 8 children, actually. :senko_think:

2024-08-19 04:10:50

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One of the Solomonic demons bro.

2024-08-19 04:03:59

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>You are also a "nazi"
I'm like one of the handful of people around here who still consistently argues for democratic systems.
What happened to being on childlove dot top? Did they run you off for being a nazi?

2024-08-19 03:57:45

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>Be the combination of the two most hated groups in society
>Only attract people who cannot fit into any society at all
:naruhodo:

2024-08-05 13:09:33

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>Start to mentally make counterargument
>See who it is you're responding to
>See what the thread originally was
:notlikemiya: Why have you all done this to my perfectly good thread?

2024-08-01 00:38:35

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Average IQ in Israel is actually below average.
Jews argue about why this is, but studies of jewish IQ are pretty inconsistent.
In my personal life, I've also observed that they seem to lack an ability for long-term planning - while they're excellent tactical thinkers, they're poor strategic thinkers. This is purely anecdotal, but others seem to agree.

2024-08-01 00:17:47

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>Vermeil actually went over to childlove.top
:reimu_sigh: At least you found where you belong

2024-07-31 11:29:35

@[email protected] That is possibly the worst instance you could've jumped to after getting run off of poast for being an anime hater.
Seriously consider NAS.

2024-07-31 11:18:25

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Fair, but I am just pointing out that it is a very poor decision on his part.

2024-07-31 11:11:20

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Weird. Well, I don't think anyone is going to think negatively of you for booting this guy. If he's sincere then there's places he can go where he'll be better accepted. If he's not then it's good to have him out.

2024-07-31 11:05:50

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Ah, wait. Something similar happened just yesterday.
Armstrong alt?

2024-07-31 10:53:37

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Consider NAS/freeatlantis/pieville.
All of those places talk to most of the people over here, but you won't have to see monster milkers constantly.
https://bae.st/media/30c2508305084ff307e45f092f821c43e524faa047534b6b9737c6d21f8a1ec6.jpg?name=FKhDOr6UcAErQmj.jpg

2024-07-29 03:22:28

Every other American just wants to fucking leave this shithole.
This is LITERALLY AS BAD AS INDIA.
The US is AS MUCH OF A SHITHOLE AS INDIA.
https://bae.st/media/c0489c8c68ba6aebf39303e0b9b277d1601f7977887011d5bcaf9c8f7fc1c776.png?name=image.png
https://bae.st/media/23372cfb84d3a5becad497c20eebaaeb7cd11d7a65a44910338503eacb88f2e9.png?name=image.png
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2024-07-29 00:46:30

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Vermeil confirmed for micropp

2024-07-21 02:17:31

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"CMD go kill some underaged white girl by penetrating her cervix with your dick."
:ogey: bro i thought you liked whites

2024-07-10 07:32:25

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He's a nostr pedo :shrug:

2024-07-10 03:30:27

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He hasn't been around today bro, I'll tell him the next time I see him around :shrug:

2024-07-10 03:24:23

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It is infinitely safer than "weed from a guy whose criminal record is longer than most people's dick."

2024-07-10 03:23:22

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That's a fair interpretation and is not one that's easily argued against.
Another is the fact that you can just buy weed on the internet nowadays. In 2010 you strictly needed a connection, and that connection probably had gang ties.

2024-07-10 01:56:13

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OK I tracked that table's source down.
You probably just pulled it from wikipedia. Wikipedia cites a 2010 Economist article, which cites a similarly dated Lancet article, which is paywalled because it's the Lancet. However, as intelligent men we can counteract such measures and pull up the article.
The paper is meant to dictate public policy. You can see the breakdown of the scores for weed in the second figure, and we can now do a lot better than scratch our heads at the way it doesn't seem to add up.
In particular, you can see various artifacts from the fact that this was studied in 2010: cannabis is seriously linked to crime, economic cost, and familial adversities in ways that it isn't today, and that explains a lot of its score.
[image.png](https://bae.st/media/da48fb3221c8c40b8cb6439fa5a4457a3504423dc21d168276b69b1320ac354c.png?name=image.png )
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2024-07-10 01:41:34

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You're also being genuinely and correctly medicated by weed for pain, as opposed to being someone who is abusing it for pleasure.
Regardless, this gets away from the point: where'd you get that chart? We both can agree that the metrics from it are bad. Anecdotally it's clear that some of the drugs lower down the list are more harmful than weed, and it would be very odd to think that the amount of damage meth does is to others is comparable to the amount of damage weed or even steroids do to others. Something is very wrong with it, and I'd like to know what.

2024-07-10 01:20:15

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Oh yeah for sure - the weed compounded a lot of her more useless-bad characteristics and mitigated a lot of her more active-bad characteristics.
The harm done by your parents smoking weed all day is a lot more subtle, but you do notice "Mom refuses to go to work all the time and I'm poor." It is *nowhere near as bad* as getting routinely punched by a bodybuilder but it does suck.

2024-07-10 01:14:40

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Yeah when she'd throw things at me when she was sober, she'd actually hit sometimes. The weed definitely kept her from successfully hitting me, one of the better points of it.

2024-07-10 01:09:32

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I may be a bit biased as someone who has been an "other" person who was harmed by both of these things.
My stepfather roided up hard and I still have some of the injuries he gave me from him punching me in the head as a kid. My mother would throw things at me when she was high on weed and she never hit because the weed kept her from aiming well :kekw:

2024-07-10 01:03:14

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Yeah, but that doesn't really explain that huge fucking gap. Are they throwing in traffic accidents and pollution or something?

2024-07-10 00:53:09

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Fuck I switched "harm to users" and "harm to others." That just makes it so much worse, though: the harm to others from one individual using steroids is obviously much higher than the harm to others caused by one individual using weed.

2024-07-10 00:50:17

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Why is the harm to others from cannabis similar to the harm to others from steroids? Roid rage is an OBVIOUS and SERIOUS harm to others from the use of steroids.

2024-07-10 00:44:58

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Jewish science: stealing nuclear secrets
Jewish history: getting kicked out of every country they set up shop in
Jewish technology: bombing the Twin Towers
Jewish politics: assassinating Huey Long to get the allies roped into WW2
Jewish culture: swinging chickens over your head to get them to soak up your sins
Jewish philosophy: mutilating your penis at birth
Jewish economy: sell idiots useless diamonds

2024-07-10 00:13:30

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Your abhorrently poor taste and indiscriminate hurling of insults at everyone who isn't a pedophile - both of which are serious, but redeemable flaws.
The way to redeem your flaws is to go peacefully hang out with people you disagree with on minor issues. That's Dread's camp, go enjoy them.

2024-07-09 04:57:53

@npub1aly…qzxg I hate you strongly but also you should be with your own tribe. @npub1fv7…e47h has many followers who advocate for child marriage. His followers were kicked off of poast because of it. Then Dread started to leave poast to be with his followers.
Go hang out with this man and his followers. You will like him.

2024-07-09 02:31:23

[@ceo_of_monoeye_dating](https://lab.nyanide.com/users/ceo_of_monoeye_dating ) come on start federating damnit

2024-07-08 00:03:20

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They did this awful shit to the Dark Gathering translation too, I genuinely can't wait until AI translation takes these loser's jobs so that we can have better translations.

2024-07-06 23:09:35

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"She." That is a woman. There is no way that any man decided they liked Inuyasha. I refuse to believe otherwise.

2024-07-06 20:24:27

@npub1gf5…h3k7 @npub1mmf…w4rk @npub14vf…wv6x @npub1aly…qzxg @npub1vww…2jz8 @npub1q77…qvrg [@brittbratt_fingerpuppet](https://nicecrew.digital/users/brittbratt_fingerpuppet ) @npub1r3n…73nx @npub10lp…q90w @npub1h54…g3qc >Two white sharia people wash in
>Catch the normal amount of shit for being pedophiles
>Both admit to having woman taste in anime.
>Both admit to liking dubs instead of subs
>One uses the pajeet subs - because they're an actual pajeet
:aniwhat: I'm gonna be wondering if white sharia people are actually even remotely white when I talk to them now.RT:
https://yggdrasil.social/objects/d58f8d00-1825-48de-8846-6873ff6a911b
#note16la…7z4g

2024-07-06 01:41:20

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The biggest blow against white sharia this week was not any argument I have made, but "the people pushing for it like both Inuyasha and dubs." :guraKekw:

2024-07-04 19:29:50

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Maybe reply to the thread so that it tags people in, instead of running off to your echo chamber and telling them you won that thread. :GuraGun2:

2024-07-04 18:58:44

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"You should suffer in a shithole country overrun by niggers and jews. Unlike me, who will not be doing that."
"Men should raise their childwife. I'll be the childwife."
"Society should completely reshape itself so I can be a childwife."
You're just some selfish shit who wants everyone else to get things done while you fumble through raising a kid poorly while being looked after by your husband. Get the fuck out of my face.

2024-07-04 18:38:39

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You don't follow me so you can be forgiven this, but I routinely push for a third solution which is "leave America and watch it burn."
I know what is possible, and fixing that giant mess is not within the bounds of possibility.

2024-07-04 18:23:54

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Let's set aside basic housekeeping duties - such as cooking, laundry, washing the floors, and doing dishes.
The first thing she needs to learn is the very basics of how to keep the newborn from dying until I get home. She needs to know how to feed the newborn, she needs to know how to change their diaper, she needs to know how to burp them...so on and so forth. A 13 year old girl today certainly does not know these things, and it is odd to expect that nowadays.
There simply is no hope there. I have seen what the typical teenage girl is capable of, and it is not even close to that.

2024-07-04 18:12:21

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Yes, the adult father will be raising not only the kid, but his wife. All while holding a job. Absolutely fucking miserable. Having a 13 year old watching a newborn while I go work sounds like the greatest nightmare possible.
It sounds like you're a woman who wants to seamlessly transition into being a housewife without actually putting any effort into it. Kinda disgusting, not gonna lie.

2024-07-04 18:07:23

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The fact that you understand the most important point and are dismissing it wholesale means that the argument is basically over.
If you don't understand that raising a boy to the adulthood requires a mother who has the skills required to survive as an adult, then I have to throw my hands up and give up on you.

2024-07-04 14:56:57

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yeh
"female child marriage advocate" isn't something I expected to see on fedi but "liking Inuyasha" is such a dead giveaway for being a woman that it's inescapable.

2024-07-04 06:22:21

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"The guy with the level of patience required to talk to a pedophile without immediately telling them to go kill themselves? Yeah I bet that guy would lose his patience at someone who was gay."
:gura_pain: Take a moment to realize what your situation is and who you are talking to.

2024-07-04 06:18:24

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I've heard one or two arguments from married, but hyper-militaristic Russians for dropping it by one year to make more cannon fodder.
I've never heard the argument for setting it below the end of puberty from a non-pedophile though.

2024-07-04 06:08:09

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You're conflating whatever personal desires I have with my view of reality.
18 being too low for the US is simply due to the manifold faults of the US. Japan got away with it being 13 for a very long time, in China it's 14, in Russia it's 16. These are all mostly right for their societies, they have more stable societies with loving parents who will prevent awful things from happening to their children.

2024-07-04 05:52:25

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Age of consent should certainly be revisited periodically in society as we develop/degrade.
I have said it elsewhere, but 18 is a little low for the US - preventing children from being prostituted out by their parents is essential, and we do not currently live in a society where parents can simply be trusted to not act in such a fashion. "A few months after the acquisition of a high school diploma" is better, and so setting a date of consent at "the 30th of August after the 18th birthday" is better, as that is when a teenager can be expected to be out from under the thumb of their parents.
This logic obviously does not apply to better societies, it is just the case for the shithole that is the US.

2024-07-04 03:19:26

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Rain "Blitzkrieg" Storm took a step outside of his log cabin. He'd built it himself completely by hand - completely, including chopping down the trees. See, Rain didn't have an axe - he simply kicked enough trees down to get lumber to build a log cabin. There were a large number of gaps in the cabin as a result of this, but it was good enough as a base for Rain.
Today was the day he'd go out to hunt. Fortunately, he didn't need a spear - his 6'4" 240lb figure was enough that he could simply punch the nearby Grizzly Bears dead and have enough meat for weeks. This had the added benefit of providing furs, which he could use to clothe himself and patch holes in his log cabin for warmth.
Unfortunately, today something unexpected happened. a 3'10" DOMMY MOMMY with MASSIVE A CUP BREASTS suddenly stood in Rain's way to the nearby stream. Rain knew from stories told to him by his dwarven friends that these were the most dangerous rapists known to mankind, and that he should be very careful around them.
The DOMMY MOMMY suddenly emitted a yellow fluid from her crotch. Rain recognized this as the HYPNOTIC FLUID that ENSLAVES MEN. Rain took a step back - he knew he had to be careful around this creature, it was far more dangerous than a bear. He prepared his fist, but he was acutely aware that a single punch would not be enough - unlike what he needed for the bears.
"P-please don't kill me," the DOMMY MOMMY said. Rain knew better than to fall for this - the siren words of these creatures had taken many of his dwarven friends to the RAPE CAMPS which he desperately wanted to avoid. Rain stepped back, took a deep breath, and bravely lunged towards the creature.
Five punches later, the world was safe from this particular menace. Rain would not have to deal with this again for all his days, and he lived happily ever after alone in his log-and-bearfur cabin.

2024-07-03 23:42:24

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For all of Eunice's faults I do not think him a kike. I think people like him should be talked to, I think he just needs some brainrot corrected. :shrug:

2024-07-03 23:31:49

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We live in a significantly more complex society than we did when 14 year old boys were considered "men." Today a "man" who cannot read should be treated just like we treat niggers - 500 years ago, this attitude would have been considered ridiculous.
When things become more complex, people need to be more skilled in order to be considered adults. It is good and well that a simpler society treated people like adults at younger ages, but we do not live in that world anymore.

2024-07-03 02:41:15

>Go to gym last night
>Go WAY WAY too hard
>wake up feeling like I'm getting a cold
>Take the day off of work, get some big sleep
>wake up, "cold" is gone but muscles in immense pain
>headache from no caffeine
>Weight not different after doing this
Too much pain not enough gain :gura_pain:

2024-07-02 22:42:49

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>12 years old girls absolutely can take care of their kids, cook, clean, etc.
Bro the thread spent a good chunk of time talking about the facepalm-inducing number of *adult* women who can't do those things.
No, 12 year old girls can't take care of kids/cook/clean on their own.

2024-07-02 22:34:50

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People shy away from the argument because they're afraid of losing it. Not everyone needs to be able to do it, but there should exist people around to point out the various holes in the "child breeding camps" thing (the first that comes to mind being: mothers ideally should be able to actually take care of and bond with their children...no 12 year old is really able to do that)

2024-07-02 21:23:42

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The unfortunate situation is that there are, on paper, good reasons for women to act in this way.
"My child doesn't need a father, because men are wallets and I can get more money by divorce."
"All the penis I want with no obvious consequences? Yes please."
"Friends who don't judge me for my poor behavior? I'll take it."
"Infinite cake and I can remove the weight later with Ozempic? Shovel it in."
They're poor choices but they make sense in our society.

2024-07-02 18:09:52

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The US is a feminist society which encourages single motherhood and which is in the process of collapse.

2024-07-02 02:35:23

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>Single mothers are capable of raising healthy and happy children,
:asui_what: AFAIK the people I know here who were raised by single mothers have dealt with at least one serious mental health disorder from the resulting trauma.

2024-07-01 07:30:51

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>Get mad at someone on the internet
>Demand that they dox themselves
Gonna send Mossad over someone laughing at you on the internet?

2024-07-01 07:23:57

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Why are you tagging me in with some random kike loser? Am I the designated dogpile starter now that Christi's lost his edge?

2024-07-01 02:44:21

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I'm not able to follow it because I didn't watch One Piece.
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2024-07-01 02:39:50

>/x/ is arguing about the esoteric messages in One Piece, and how it's a deeply gnostic anime
:ogey:

2024-06-30 06:13:18

I went to a new (to me) coffee shop today. It had two different troon flags in front, but as a true connoisseur of coffee I entered.
I got one of their specialty drinks - an espresso tonic - and noted nothing particularly odd about the taste - it was admittedly decent, and if this had been the end of the story I would have actually made a point of visiting again (no amount of politics will halt me from investigating good coffee).
However, a few hours after having consumed it, I found myself inflicted with extremely abhorrent gas - it was not nearly as bad as when I drank Black Rifle Coffee (which induced nausea), but it did cause my stomach to reject *some* element of what I'd consumed, and after a few hours I took the most vile shit I have taken in a year - it smelled as if I had shat a dead animal out of my asshole.
I suspect from my general illness that the drink was spiked with something - I lack the medical knowledge to identify it - and that my body rejected it so violently that it caused this.
I will not be returning, and I would like to caution people against consuming coffee from explicitly homosexual coffee shops as the baristas cannot be trusted to not spike the coffee. This includes the case where the coffee is free of charge.

2024-06-21 17:48:49

gm fedi, it is time for another day of thrusting my palm right into my forehead as I look over the work of niggers

2024-06-21 06:05:32

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2024-06-21 06:04:48

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Why? Are you gay or something?
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2024-06-21 05:41:14

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Here you go c
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2024-06-20 05:51:45

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It's an object that's close enough to Earth that you can see it with a hobbyist-grade telescope. People do this regularly.

2024-06-12 23:58:41

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I'm going to summarize the DMs Twig sent me, I think they will not complain about this summary.
They sent me a total of 5 people's votes who they disputed.
1) EnnaComa, who said "vooting for Dread, rooting for CSB." The first half of this sentence is obviously a vote for Dread, Twig thinks it's a vote for CSB.
2) Clothie, who at this time has exactly two posts, one of which is a vote. Twig thinks this is a legitimate account, I disagree.
3) ruin, who has been around but is currently on a new account. Twig thinks this vote should be invalidated
4) vic, whose vote was not counted and clearly should have been. Given that the vote came from [seal.cafe](http://seal.cafe ), I suspect this to be a federation error - although it could have been a miscount.
5) one, whose vote was cast 15 minutes after the poll closed. Twig thinks this vote should have been counted, I disagree.
1 and 2 are both ridiculous.
3 is reasonable but incorrect, and the reason for them being counted is written as a note in the spreadsheet
4 is either a technical error or a genuine mistake, which I accept.
5 may have been a reasonable mistake on Twig's part depending on how they were viewing the thread. I attribute no malice to it.
These five were what came up from the most fervent disputer of this result after two and a half days of time to look through the thread as well as a copy of my count. One error was found, which does not impact the end result.
I consider this matter closed.

2024-06-12 05:24:56

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Oh yeah, definitely I knew almost none of the NAS people. That said, almost all of the people voting had January 2024 accounts which was OK on my end.

2024-06-12 05:11:45

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Oh yeah, this list doesn't account for "Feb 2024 or later people can't vote." The first guy on the list actually shouldn't've been allowed to vote for that reason, that's why they don't show up in my spreadsheet.

2024-06-12 05:02:21

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I mean it was done with that intention, but also I do want this to be fair and above board. A lot of the time I'd actually expected things to turn out very differently than they did (every CSB match, meso's winning match), but I was determined to just roll with it if that's how the votes turned out.
For Twig: Misrepresenting what I say in the fashion that they're doing it is clearly done in bad faith.
In your case, I can tell that there's some sincerity. My understanding is that you have a list, and I would in fact like to discuss it. Would you mind posting it here?

2024-06-12 03:08:47

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This is going to cause more salt out of NAS than the Trump election, isn't it? :kek_pain:

2024-06-12 03:02:04

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Actually, it really did boil down to one vote being changed. I thought CSB had it for a good few hours there.
I've repeatedly extended this offer out to people, but if you have a list then I am willing to talk about it with you as long as I think you are being sincere (I have no belief that Twig is being sincere anymore).

2024-06-12 02:58:36

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I did my best to put on a good show and make everyone have fun. :Salute:

2024-06-12 02:53:03

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Not really - it was actually set up like the last rounds of the anime waifu tournament!
The reason I didn't set it up as a normal poll was because in past tournaments, people set up large amounts of alt accounts to rig the vote. This was actually SuperSnekFriend's solution to the problem once it was discovered, I just copied it.

2024-06-12 02:46:35

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OK, now that I've seen how you're playing that, I'm not going to pretend you're being sincere about trying to get to an honest result in DMs.
By "ineligible voter" I mean, of course, "voters who are alts or whose first apparent account was made in Feb 2024 or later."
I have put all the information one would need to independently verify the vote out there. If someone sincere wants to check this with me, I'm more than happy to help - but I do not believe this to be sincere behavior.

2024-06-10 07:00:18

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Polls are closed.
Preliminary Count:
Judge Dread: 69 (lmao)
CSB: 67

2024-06-08 23:34:38

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Because of this type of shit I think I have to like, put all you guys' name in a spreadsheet and count it to make sure I didn't double-count. There's gonna be a verification stage or two.

2024-06-08 23:32:07

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90% chance I saw "dj" and went "oh yeah he already voted let's not count him again" :jahy_derp:

2024-06-08 23:30:40

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Thanks for telling me. Yeah, I missed it.

2024-06-08 23:20:36

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If you got your lock emoji react, then yes.

2024-06-08 23:13:46

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Current Count:
Judge Dread: 40
CSB: 36
I'm gonna have to go back and count it again at the end of this to double-check, but holy shit

2024-06-08 22:29:34

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If you wanted it that badly you should've voted. His match against tomato was probably the least votes I've seen for anyone this tournament (including myself) :AngryBork:

2024-06-08 07:02:06

#FaggotTourney FINAL MATCH:
@npub17k0…tl06 , the GAYFAG HOMOQUEER
vs.
@npub157s…2uh8 , the ASSMAD TROON CANCERRAT
This is a FULL 48 HOUR MATCH lasting the entire weekend!
Introduction to Judge Dread:
"Is self explanatory. Boomer ex-cop, atheist, GOP armchair analyst, and his life revolves around consooming. He spends all day posting "woke Disney is so bad" type essays. Nigga. Who the fuck cares. He once spent 3 days filling the timeline with a series of essays on how he would "fix" the Disneyland Starwars Galaxy's Edge rides. And he thinks he's smart for doing this. Mega cringe!" - @npub19hn…n4nz
This is the man who inspired the tournament! Yes, CMD looked at Judge Dread and said "I believe that a fair, open, and honest democratic system would call Judge Dread the biggest faggot on fedi," and that is why you are reading this today.
Judge Dread is basically the posterboy for "Gab refugee who cannot and will not assimilate to fedi culture properly." His utterly trash opinions range from "Gab is more important than church history," "I think 'Team A' and 'Team B' are excellent descriptive names for groups of people," and "here is an essay about Disney and why it matters." If you're here, you're probably blocked by him for disagreeing with at least one of these takes.
What has he done to push himself all the way into the final match of the faggot tourney? When he came over to fedi, he brought with him a group of the most obnoxious pieces of shit, started blocking everyone who mildly disagreed with him, and then used his followers to screech at everyone he has any mild disagreement with! Of course, on the anime-loving, Disney-hating, majority-Christian poast, that ended up being a lot of people!
If he'd just up and blocked everyone at once, then he'd be in his own echo chamber and things would be fine. However, that's not what he did: he makes a point of blocking someone new most days, then bragging about being a thin-skinned blockfag. We have the following hellthread most days:
Poastie A:"Why was I blocked by Judge Dread?"
Poastie B:"He's a thin-skinned faggot, you probably just disagreed with him about something."
Gablin A:"YOU are just SAD because you didn't follow the secret JUDGE DREAD RULES OF ENGAGEMENT and are now BLOCKED BY THE WONDERFUL JUDGE DREAD."
Poastie A: :aniwhat:
Gablin B: "LMAO look at this SAD guy COMPLAINING INTENSELY about being BLOCKED."
Gablin C: "HAHA HE ASKED WHY HE WAS BLOCKED. Obviously Dread is free to block whoever he wants and blocking everyone but mods is beyond criticism no matter what."
Other Fedi A: "Wow you dread fans are massive fags."
Other Fedi B: "Lmao what a bunch of thin-skinned losers."
Gablins: *Quote Repost the thread 20 times*
He's tried to distance himself from this tournament - a wise choice, but not one that's helped him out in the slightest! His opponents so far have been:
-The tournament organizer himself!
-PonyPanda, a man notorious for posting nigger dicks for several hours straight!
-Tomato, another notorious homosexual known for wanting to fuck trannies!
That's right, Judge Dread is gayer than nigger dicks, trannies, and...even OP! Dread's faggotry is so intense that it shatters iron-clad internet rules, what an incredible and unbearable faggot!
Introduction to CSB:
"The punching bag of NAS" - @npub159s…9knu
"he literally likes drawing crude gross man ass." - @npub12g6…j0qu
"I will concede that he may just be bad at drawing" - @npub12g6…j0qu after having been asked to prove the above.
"NAS rules state that it is MANDATORY that at every opportunity...remind CSB that he is a fucktard, faggot, cunt, jew (preferably dirty) or other slur..." - @npub1z6x…dr27
CSB, what have you done? You were under the radar completely at the start of this tournament, and your *repeated insistance to be removed from it* and *constant threats to block people who vote for you* and *intense lockfaggotry* have propelled you to the finals!
You have managed to show yourself to be a bigger faggot than:
-Every third tranny on the internet
-A groomer tranny who shoves dead possums up their ass to masturbate and hangs out with pedophiles - one whose poor behavior has got them kicked off of 109 instances!
-A beloved rat who was genuinely trying to win as a joke
THAT is what you have been a greater faggot than, *despite* having every advantage possible to get yourself out of this tournament early! At every single junction, the tournament organizer wanted you to lose: your faggotry has forced his hand each and every time. You rallied up NAS hard enough that they put you past Paulo. You went into the thread and pissed off so many people that your actions *caused* you to beat Maija. You carried this momentum into the match with Ratposter, who was actively trying to win by posting the gayest things he could think of in the thread. That is right - you are gayer than what someone imagines to be the gayest thing they can post.
Well, this time you're up against the guy that the tournament organizer *made the tournament to mock.* CSB, winning this would be a major feat of faggotry - and you will have only yourself to blame. Can you please shut the actual fuck up for long enough that CMD can convince people to vote for Dread? Look, NAS is even pulling a punch here: I gave them a shot to write this chunk of this post, and they apparently decided that you're such a giant faggot that they can let someone sympathetic to you write it. Just go away from the internet for a weekend, please.
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2024-06-08 04:19:44

Welcome to the final weekend of the "Biggest Faggot on Fediverse" Tournament! #FaggotTourney
As usual, the updates first:
-Judge Dread looks like he's defeating Tomato handily, in a mostly unsurprising and orthodox fashion
-CSB looks like he's defeating Ratposter handily, and hasn't taken action to make his situation any worse.
-This weekend is the FINAL SHOWDOWN between (probably) the GAYFAG HOMOQUEER Judge Dread and the ASSMAD TRANNY CANCERRAT CSB!
-Why do I say "this weekend" and not "today"? Well, in a bit of a change from the rest of the matches, the polls will be up for A FULL 48 HOURS after posting...largely because the Tournament Organizer is on vacation and doesn't want to tie himself up in a hotel room all day when he could touch some fucking grass! Moreover, I WILL NOT CALL THE FINAL EARLY UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. That's right, no matter how large the gap is, this goes all weekend long!
-Because of how contentious this final match is, I've asked some people for an independent count of the vote. Therefore, it's possible that final match results will be slightly delayed.
-I am reminding everyone that IN THE EVENT OF A TIE, THE TOURNAMENT ORGANIZER DECIDES THE RESULT ARBITRARILY. However, CMD has chosen that in such an event, he will arbitrarily choose the first late vote to decide the tournament. This is purely for his own amusement. :smug1:
Details about each contestant - and their promotional material - will be in the main voting thread (which is not this). However, both halves of the bracket had a few themes, and I'd like to discuss them.
-People who have been on fedi for a long time and who haven't been constantly antagonizing everyone largely earned enough respect to get knocked out their first round. The exception is Trevor Goodchild, who wound up matched with another such person Round 1: not even all of the people who nominated them showed up to vote for them Round 2.
-Actual and open homosexuals generally had middling performance. PonyPanda, Tomato, and Maija got beaten out by people who were active problems on fedi. This is particularly shocking in Maija's case - Maija has both been a problem and a raging homosexual, but due to CSB sperging out in everyone's DMs, they beat even the groomer troon who has been kicked off of multiple instances several times for their interactions with known pedophiles.
-Both finalists are being nominated for weirdly similar behavior. Someone who looks at this final without thinking too much about the two camps pushing for each finalist would seriously struggle to pick which one of them is worse, as the differences between them are largely a question of which exact people they've pissed off, and how many. This will be answered by the final round.
Last, a reminder of the rules:
1) There's no built-in poll. I will make a thread for each match: reply with the name of the person you want to vote for in that thread. The thread will be open for approximately 24 hours, and I will of course be lenient on this.
2) In order for your vote to be counted as eligible, you must have been on an instance federating with [bae.st](http://bae.st ) since January 2024.
3) Account holders may not vote against themselves! Furthermore, account holders who have nominated themselves (Ratposter) may not vote for themselves!
4) Known alts are discarded when discovered, and the offender's votes are all removed!
5) A person's vote must obviously have been communicated by themselves. Although it is OK to claim that a certain person is likely to vote in a certain fashion, this does not count as a vote, and it will not ever be counted as a vote.
6) Do not do something retarded enough to make the tournament organizer add new rules.
Failure to follow these rules will cause me to mute you for the duration of the tournament - invalidating your votes for the remainder of the tournament!
Remember, have fun! Or have salt. :ayaya:
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