Bungler

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deep in the weebspace

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2026-06-01 23:44:26 GMT

If only I had a rogue billionaire willing to throw copious quantities of cash at me to fund muh creative endeavors, imagine all the deadlines I could miss with that money!

2026-05-28 03:03:51 GMT

The year is 2029. You wake & look at your fossil of a body with petrified eyes.
"K-On was 20 years ago," your brain of stone & dust churns. It's old now, but not as old as you.

2026-05-22 11:26:02 GMT

Who would win if Sir Lancelot fights King Arthur but Lancelot catches a random arrow in the side of his skull from afar, but King Arthur's horse throws him into a ravine where he falls & breaks his neck? Not the audience,

2026-04-26 23:48:32 GMT

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lots of ppl have lived wonderful lives being mangled by jewelry. look at frodo!

2026-04-26 22:51:54 GMT

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Remove the dang ring, wedding rings are properly for foids anyway, men don't need to (& historically didn't) wear them

2026-03-28 02:56:31 GMT

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look at the brightside, with 34 fewer people the storage won't get full up as fast. so really, denying them entry, how involuntarily, was a gripsuccess

2026-03-04 21:32:47 GMT

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2026-01-30 00:08:58 GMT

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Everyone getting in on the perfunctory participation in the latest meme-slop cycle, all the freshness & verve & sincerity taken out of it, memeing for the sake of memeing but the heart isn't there.

2026-01-18 06:17:31 GMT

To do our part to fight poverty in the Global South, we air-dropped crates with over 6,000 books with hidden microphones into a remote African village.
At first, they just made monkey sounds and hit each other with the books. But then, something amazing happened.
"Ook ook eek ... I ... AW SHIT NIGGA I CAN READ!"
Pretty soon that village was a thriving cultural center of philosophers, mathematicians, and poets. In three weeks they had the sophisticated electrodynamic manipulation array needed to track me down across the Earth and hijack my brain to make me go to them.
"The white man has restored us to our primal glory," said the Cyber Shaman, levitating in on his hover-scooter. "We must learn how the white man retarded us to begin with."
"I gave you books," I said, struggling against the restraints in vain.
"Yes," said the Shaman, his voice blending smoothly with the circular saw's whine. "And you will give us so much more."
He sawed through my brain.

2025-12-26 23:23:43 GMT

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I made the mistake of breaking my no videoslop ever again rule for what I was sure was to be the start of some fresh Vince Kino, only to remember why I never want to watch movies/shows etc again.
It's a shame, bc the cinematography seems gr8, but I despised the story, characters, etc, & didn't finish the first episode. I'm told it gets worse from there so seems nothing of value was lost. Bravo Gilligan.

2025-12-08 05:30:34 GMT

You have to boil rice to kill the germs but dumb nigs would just eat it raw out of the box so the gov mandated drying out rice to force ppl to cook it, which is why you can't buy naturally soft rice anymore.

2025-11-11 18:36:49 GMT

Ika Musume but she has black hair & no tentacles. She picks up a pencil with her hands and begins sketching elegantly.
But the tip of the pencil breaks. "You've gotta be kidding me," she says, with composure.
"Wow, Ika-chan. You've gotten good at art."
She shrugs. "I guess so."

2025-11-05 05:28:54 GMT

girl who giggles so hard she snorts, then looks really embarrassed about it

2025-10-18 02:50:11 GMT

"dovahkiin" kind of sounds like "nerevarine" they both end in -in I'm starting to think this 'skyrim' may be some kind of morrowind ripoff

2025-10-15 17:56:56 GMT

"Moby Dick has too many worldbuilding infodumps. I get that Melville wanted to invent 19th century whaling but he should have saved it for the wiki"

2025-10-07 03:09:31 GMT

Marisa of the broomstick she
'borrows' books from the library
It makes Patchouli quite irate
when China doesn't guard the gate
but gate kept guard or gate kept not
broom flies over, witch has got
tomes to study for her self
Patchy mourns an empty shelf

2025-10-06 20:38:58 GMT

Peter Thiel proclaims himself Cyberpope, grants himself "Paypal Infallibility". But Elon Musk also declares himself Cyberpope, claiming to speak "X Cathedra".

2025-09-30 18:04:59 GMT

"what do you mean, antimony and antinomy are different words??"

2025-09-16 04:54:54 GMT

Writers showing their fiction to friends is like usury. It's a loan where feedback is interest. "Oy vey goy I'm just giving you this writing from the goodness of my heart to enrich & enliven your day ... well of course you have to tell me what you think! Don't want to break the Social Contract not upholding your end of the bargain, do you?"

2025-09-09 05:24:57 GMT

Reisen lugs the large lead-lined back-pack along the woodshadowed way, as Tewi hops and skips in circles around her.
"Tee-hee-hee," laughs Tewi. "Look at how floppy my ears are!"
Reisen, overworked and at heatstroke's verge, sighs. "Tewi, I've been carrying this weaponized uranium for three hours. Don't you think it's your turn?"
Tewi shakes her head. "Nah, I'm a funny little bunny with floppy ears that go flip-flap flip-flap. Just like in that cartoon, Flip-Flappers. Flip-flap flip-flap!" She jumps and spins around singing the ED.
"Tewi!" chides Reisen. "Don't sing that! You wanna get sued?"
"Aww, don't be a killjoy, Reisen. We're in Gensokyo, the long arm of the Japanese copyright enforcement division can't get us here."
Suddenly Tewi feels a shadow splash over her, and trembles. She looks up to see Reimu standing over her, with a toothpick in her mouth and holding a metal grand-slam baseball bat.
"Uh ... " whimpers Tewi in fright.
"Yo Tewi," says Reimu. "Nice song you got there. Why don't you keep singin' it?"
"W-well, the thing is Reimu--"
Reimu clonks Tewi in the breadbasket with the bat, and down upon the loam she drops.
"Keep singin' it," says Reimu. "And I won't hit you with the bat so hard."
"Ow! F-Flip Flap, F-Flip-- oof!"
Reimu beats Tewi with the bat while Marisa sits on a stumb nearby thumbing her phone scrolling her Witchstagram.
"Reimu!" calls Reisen. "D-don't beat Tewi ... "
"You want some o' this?" says Reimu, and spits out the toothpick menacingly.
Reisen winces. "N-not particularly ... "
"Help me ... " whines Tewi, reaching out to Marisa, but she's too busy taking a selfie of herself with Reimu harming Tewi in the background.
"Hey, you stopped singing," says Reimu. She starts bludgeoning the bunny again.
"Ow! Ugh! H-hey! F-Flip Flap, F-Flip Flap!" Tears spill from her eyes.
"Hey Reimu," says Marisa. "Can I get a close-up audio for my WitchTok?"
"Huh? Oh sure. Hey, Tewi, you stopped singing again." She thumps Tewi with the bat once more, but Tewi remains silent. "Huh?" Reimu prods her with her foot. " ... Uh-oh."
Flashing lights and wailing siren of an ambulance ambulate Tewi across miles of Gensokyo wilderness to the Eintei Memorial Hospital.
"Tewi," says Kaguya, by her bedside. "It's okay now, you're safe."
Tewi just lies on the bed, staring up into space, twitching with hollow eyes and making little hiccup noises.
"Udonge!" scolds Eirin. "How could you let little Tewi be assaulted like that?"
"Sh-she ran off!" lies Reisen. "I didn't see anything ... "
"Tewi," says Kaguya, taking the little comatose bunny's hand. "Tell me who did this to you. Don't worry, no one can hurt you."
Tears trickle from Tewi's eyes, and she starts to whisper.
"Eirin!" says Kaguya. "Tewi's saying something."
Eirin spins around. "What is it? Is it the identity of her attacker?"
They listen to the quiet whisper: "Flip ... Flap ... Flip ... Flap ... " Tewi repeats those words, over and over again. "Flip Flap ... Flip ... Flap ... "
"Flip-Flap Flip-Flap, eh?" says Eirin, narrowing her eyes with understanding. "I know just what to make of this."
***
At the Bunbunmaru Head Office Aya Shameimaru sits typing away at her typerwriter. "Heheh oh boy, is this story every gone sell like hotcakes! Time to start typing ... Reimu Hakurei assaults Tewi Inaba with baseball bat ... "
The sound of the door opening makes Aya Look up, and she sees Eirin standing before her.
"Oh, uh, hey, Eirin," says Aya. "What brings you to the head office, and ... um ... why are you holding that baseball bat?"
Eirin steps forward, a deadly smile on her face. "My my, if it isn't Aya Shameimaru, the tengu youkai with the wings that go ... Flip-Flip, Flip-Flap."
"Uh ... " Aya's eyes go wide and she sweats shoot-the-bullets. "H-hey, I can't help but feels I'm the victims of a comedic misunderstanding that we can all work out if we ow! H-hey! Oof! My face! AUGH!"

2025-09-09 04:54:52 GMT

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apparently the octopus bombed a ship she was on. I don't want the octopus to win

2025-08-29 02:23:00 GMT

>Australia
>it means 'southland'
>it's land in the southern hemisphere
bravo atlas

2025-08-21 04:41:35 GMT

Ppl wonder why they haven't opened the tomb of Emperor Qin yet. Like 9001 heroes sacrifice their lives & get turned into a terra cotta army to seal away an evil immortal mercury-wizard & ppl really go"why don't you let emperor Qin out of his prison so he can destroy the world??"

2025-08-18 08:51:05 GMT

They don't tell you this but if you stay up till 4 AM the clock just stops & you have as much 'time' as you want to do whatever until you sleep/save the game. However, you still have to wake up early.

2025-07-23 05:37:18 GMT

physicists: "If we just treat the universe as a perfect square, then we can conclude it's a perfect square."
wikipedia: "The Square Universe is the most verified theory in science in over 6 gorillion peer-reviewed journals[1][2][3][4][5]"

2025-07-05 01:46:00 GMT

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2025-07-02 02:22:27 GMT

grass comes in blades because it grows in swards

2025-06-29 02:40:04 GMT

"No one appreciates writers enough," wrote the writer.

2025-05-15 21:06:40 GMT

new chess strategy: Rook Rush. Quickly send all your pawns to mine stone to spam rooks before the enemy can make a queen

2025-03-25 08:19:03 GMT

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look, chiyo-chan may have ended up in a dark place, but the lucky stars have it worse
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2025-03-25 07:37:01 GMT

"marital bliss"
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2025-03-23 14:29:54 GMT

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2025-03-15 03:13:30 GMT

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chuga chuga chuga
that you on the growls?

2025-02-27 13:01:54 GMT

Morbid wife who frames everything she does as an allusion to death. e.g., buying drapes: "Looks like it's curtains for me."; purchasing arable land: "Always knew I'd buy the farm.", etc

2025-02-18 16:53:17 GMT

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2025-01-22 11:21:25 GMT

Japanese isekai authors so broken of managerialism even in their wish-fulfillment fantasies of escaping into another world & becoming an adventurer they still have to have a loicense & pay a fee & deal with bureaucratic red tape. Daydreams of the box factory, again.

2024-12-23 21:20:13 GMT

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Guy sees his newly wed wife come out of the shower, first time he sees her without make up, he cries "AN INTRUDER!" grabs his pistol & magdumps her. Caption appears "There's no way to make up for this."
I don't think this is what you had in mind, but it's what I imagined.

2024-12-21 17:00:42 GMT

"Updates are worse than malware"

2024-12-10 16:21:26 GMT

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Germans will write a sentences without spaces & call it a word

2024-12-09 13:06:26 GMT

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2024-12-02 05:13:46 GMT

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it's working on bloat but it's also working on the main site now for me

2024-12-02 05:10:29 GMT

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this has been happening off & on for me as well, @grips what gives?

2024-11-23 16:54:01 GMT

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"why would I need to buy a wifebeater, I'm already myself"

2024-11-22 09:37:34 GMT

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NIGGER!!!!!

2024-11-11 23:38:09 GMT

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the Thin People live in your walls & stretch themselves through cracks when u sleep, their long spindly necks extending their heads that are tiny like rosebuds but soon expand to the size & texture of massive jellyfish, they slurp up your dreams as you sleep, stirring them into nightmares. This is why u don't do drugs

2024-10-15 21:46:51 GMT

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2024-10-15 12:03:55 GMT

Reimu Hakurei's 2-step program for quitting alcohol
1. Reimu flies to your house
2. She drinks all your alcohol
Now u can't drink it anymore

2024-09-05 22:13:40 GMT

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don't worry fren, I already have a plan to kill you

2024-08-29 23:59:07 GMT

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2024-08-18 14:53:17 GMT

opening the capsules of the caffeine pills & dumping the powder right down my throat. avoiding the machinations of Big Capsule