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Don't like the Horde, they're black and they do violence which the other peaceful tauren don't (the writer never played WC3 and never saw the never ending race wars the Tauren where involved in).

2024-06-17 02:59:09

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Unsurprisingly the Grimtotem are based because they get up to grody tribal violence and other such savagery.

2024-06-17 02:52:34

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>HEY THRALL SOME TALKING CORPSES AND A LITERAL DEMON ARE PRETENDING THEY'RE NOT PART OF THE SCOURGE, SHOULD WE LET THEM JOIN?
>YEAH SURE GROM REDEEMED US ALL OR SOMETHING
This fucking retard
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2024-06-17 02:49:52

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The Horde is a tribal confederation of a bunch of savages and *checks notes* Those undead assholes across the ocean in a place the Horde has no interest in

2024-06-17 02:48:49

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The industrial power and completely untouched Ironforge dwarves are a junior partner to the recently rebuilt Stormwind that's still suffering from massive internal problems.

2024-06-17 02:43:14

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And the portrayal of involved races was very inconsistent. Night elf fans are still mad about it to this day.

2024-06-17 02:38:10

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I was referring to the WoW expansion Battle for Azeroth not RoC

2024-06-17 02:32:07

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Definitely the plan to foreshadow something that they pulled out of their ass 15+ years down the line in an mmo that went through multiple rewrites lmao

2024-06-17 02:28:51

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Speaking of that bitch Lady Vashj was DEFINITELY up to something other than serving Illidan in TFT. You could say the way she shows up to help Kael'thas is just to get him on Illidans team, but she's WAY too good in her timing with helping him out. Same with how she parses out information about the magic addiction and what not.
She's just way too much of a smooth operator to not be up to some other agenda other than crackfiend nonsense.

2024-06-17 02:08:02

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Man they fucked up the blood elves so bad in that expansion
>release a pretty cool take on dark elves
>do tons of bad shit because pragmatism (crack addiction)
>literally triumph of the will themselves into becoming paladins by using their magic crack stealing abilities
>survivalists above all
>OH BUT WE'RE REDEEMING THEM IN THE SAME EXPANSION BECAUSE LITERALLY EVERYTHING THEY DID WAS ALL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU BY THIS FUCKING FLOATING CHANDELIER
>THEY'RE GENERIC HIGH ELVES BUT RED NOW
Them getting the sunwell back is the worst fucking writing decision that could've been taken for them.

2024-06-17 02:02:12

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No the realest nigga in that crew is my homie Kael'thas for securing crackhead lebensraum in outer space.

2024-06-17 02:00:13

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Maiev's reasons for trying to stop Illidan/put him back in prison at all costs is not retarded. Look what that stupid nigger did the literal moment he was not chained in some dark dungeon. Dude went after demonic power like a crackfiend spotting a crack rock and then made a demonic bargain with Kil'jaeden, A LEADER OF THE BURNING LEGION, to get even MORE magic (crack).
Maiev should be leading a fucking coup over how much of a fuckwit Malfurion is.

2024-06-17 01:23:39

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You really expect a society run via government by woman moment to be consistent? Most of the Night elfs retardation comes from the fact that Malfurion is extremely bad at wrangling women (see his handling of Tyrande and Maiev) and thinking it's a fantastic idea to take millennia long naps instead of making babies with Tyrande. Which of course leads to her doing all kinds of retarded shit.
Honestly a very common subtext of female characters written by Blizzard
Denied making babies->becomes baby crazy->commits atrocities

2024-06-17 01:12:54

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The funniest thing is Garrosh tries to be reasonable.
>WTF OUR NEIGHBOURS WONT TRADE STUFF WE NEED? OH WELL GUESS WE'RE KILLING THEM AND TAKING THEIR SHIT THEN. IT'S EITHER THAT OR STARVING

2024-06-17 00:53:04

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I think he's worse but I'll just repost the one time I went off on it that you missed
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2024-06-17 00:40:12

Having just finished WC3 Reforgeds Rexxar campaign I might as well go on about Warcraft some more.
It makes me mad Blizzard got swallowed by the black hole that's WoW. I find the founding of Durotar to be a very fun campaign to play and it could've easily been developed further into a proper rpg (was a testbed for a few of WoW's systems iirc). Blizz in this time just got it when it came to the feel of guys being dudes, in this case being a bunch of savages beating the shit out of other savages. You got some of it in early WoW, but it was quickly lost to the loot pinata.
Anyway writing is serviceable, how generic it is works to its strength and it does what Blizz does best (justifying varying degrees of genocide on creeps). Daelin was right and it's one of the biggest narrative fuck ups of the later WoW writers in the 10 seconds or so they teased with Jaina realizing how bad she fucked up with letting the Horde butcher Daelin and his men and deciding that it's time for Total Orc Death. Thrall is also such a gay nigger that talks big shit and does nothing in the final missions when they could've at least had him do something. Cairne after all tags along with Rexxar to kick ass.
Only TFT campaign I don't like is the Undead one but that's purely because I don't like how the Undead play and I still like it better than the Reign of Chaos Undead campaign.RT:
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2024-06-04 14:47:45

I find it really funny that one of the central plots of the Night Elf campaign in WC3 is about unwrangled women waking up their tardwranglers because a bunch of proverbial spiders are in the house. And that one of the pivotal dramatic moments is a literal woman moment lmao.
Three campaigns of guys being dudes and it ends on the amazon faction needing to be rescued by their men :anrylaugh_deepfried:
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