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Enjoying 2024's dread and circus :hankhell:

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2024-08-15 19:01:05

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@npub166n…vnht :konata_cry: tard birb

2024-08-09 04:57:14

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@npub10kj…5eqd Sad to hear that bro :akko_sad2: hope one day you'll live in a nice white-only area in a nice suburban house

2024-08-09 04:55:44

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@npub1x6h…c3yv Uhhhh excuse me? A girl swinging her hips is sexual, the camera angle is sexual, and the piss just makes it MORE sexual. I have done nothing but responded in kind to the post. This is how the woke left tries to gaslight everyone.

2024-08-09 04:53:28

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@npub1x6h…c3yv Well little miss how about YOU piss yourself while stepping on me, huh?

2024-08-09 04:49:09

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@npub120l…pquj NOOOOOO A WOMAN ISN'T SUPPOSED TO DECLARE HER LOVE FOR YOU. SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE INDIFFERENT AT BEST AND ACTIVELY HATE YOU AT WORST :soymad:

2024-08-08 20:56:24

I just realized Bee Movie is an allegory for slavery and reparations and the message of the movie is that reparations would destroy the world. Based and bee-pilled kino.

2024-08-04 21:58:31

We need fewer leaders that post threats and bluff on twitter and more silent-protagonist type niggas who don't say anything and just nuke israel on the spot.

2024-08-02 01:19:23

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@npub1934…467x :lick:

2024-08-01 06:07:35

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@npub14mk…sqx8 >small room
I assume this "worst person possible" is a professional farter.

2024-08-01 02:05:57

I might seem like a silly person, but deep down I want to have baby making sex with Aqua :aqua_cry:

2024-07-31 23:37:40

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@npub1msm…0dqu Thanks for the doxx

2024-07-29 20:51:27

Mandatory cute clothes for women

2024-07-28 23:37:52

Grandfather paradox easily solved by breeding your grandmother after killing her husband.

2024-07-27 13:47:46

Honestly if you post fat girls on the feed for any reason you get stabbed. Don't care if it's to say - look how fat she is. You put fat girls on my feed, therefore you're de facto pro fat girls. Get stabbed.

2024-07-27 04:57:12

Reading a schizo blog but this passage is just too powerful for me lmao
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2024-07-26 05:46:25

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@npub1hn2…j742 >it sucked
In line with the nipple thematic, don't see the problem
>was also really bad
Oh well, I thought it was a very innovative idea. Maybe games just didn't bother using it correctly, like gyro being a superb input method yet everyone completely ignores it for some reason.

2024-07-26 05:44:22

What happened to the Steam Controller and why did nobody copy the nipple rubbing inputs.

2024-07-26 05:29:07

Do you think the guys at Hogwarts ever masturbated or was there some kind of spell on the school that made your balls explode if you ever touched yourself?

2024-07-25 03:45:32

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@npub17wr…prsu @npub1j4c…49n2 >white leftist's fanfic
Apparently he isn't white (yes, every time).

2024-07-24 20:21:08

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@npub1qw3…qe66 Terrible. I had to move out of my previous neighborhood because it got flooded with nigs and migrants over the years, and mind you I live in third world shithole. This kind of thing happens everywhere.

2024-07-24 15:01:57

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@npub1jtu…2dky What is the Mr beast pose :akko_wtf2:

2024-07-23 05:56:33

Going to bed before I enter goblin mode, and God knows people don't want me in goblin mode.

2024-07-18 15:03:03

Should I buy a doughnut again today? Last time it was very nice :senko_hmmmm:

2024-07-15 14:57:35

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@npub1063…7qn7 Literally me.

2024-07-14 22:23:28

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@npub1dph…t7jj @npub1aw2…70dd I will NOT trust a FAKECEL.

2024-07-14 22:20:05

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@npub1dph…t7jj @npub1aw2…70dd >last gf
My indonesian clone gets laid more than I do. Fuck my life.

2024-07-14 04:53:07

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@npub1scj…el3p Main character hair.

2024-07-14 04:43:09

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@npub1hmp…aqt3 True American Emperor in the making (I don't want to be proven wrong).

2024-07-14 00:33:48

If Trump is not dead by the end of the day I'm going to tattoo "nothing ever happens" on my ballsack.

2024-07-13 12:39:50

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@npub1utu…mt2x I'm too constantly tired to do the former and too ugly to do the latter :konata_cry:

2024-07-13 01:01:30

Im lernding :gyate_yuuka_rember:

2024-07-12 13:15:45

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@npub19eg…46k0 @npub17kx…dlcm :gunpoint: not very Hakase-da-nya of you

2024-07-12 05:15:44

What is this music album trying to tell me.
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2024-07-12 05:12:24

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@npub1rv9…pxu2 >grew breasts
Disowned. A loli of mine would never do that.

2024-07-12 05:09:39

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@npub1khq…6n2t >expensive kids (IVF)
As a pure-blooded capitalist I see that there is a demand to be fulfilled in the market. I offer all women affordable fertilization by means of me cumming buckets inside of them.

2024-07-11 20:58:54

I've set up an SNES emulator and I'm gonna go through a handful of games in the following weeks. I'm actually quote excited since I haven't played anything from that console in such a long time I've forgotten everything, so it might be like playing them for the first time all over again. Please recommend me some good titles, dare I say, hidden gems.

2024-07-11 17:33:00

If the French Republic was so good how come there never was a French Republic 2?

2024-07-11 13:36:21

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@npub1yls…93dw God I wish that were me.

2024-07-11 04:55:33

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@npub1e8v…s7yy Don't make me like the fat fuck. Imagine scamming thousands of redditors eating up all your mid takes and pity videos :Cooming:

2024-07-11 02:47:42

Hey bicycle yt, how are you doing today little fella?
>pic
yeah :disappoint:
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2024-07-11 02:30:30

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@npub1guf…3lkv SO TRUE. "Step siblings" is SHIT. SHIT.

2024-07-10 22:50:41

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@npub1f9y…4ew4 literally me

2024-07-10 22:41:16

Can't say "oh I recognize that artist" because he usually draws fetish porn and I don't want to look like a mega coomer.

2024-07-10 22:35:30

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@npub15wf…r4sh America needs Kei cars but with an Americanized name.

2024-07-10 21:18:41

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@npub17kx…dlcm >Guy Fawkes mask
Sentenced to death due to cringe

2024-07-10 21:08:02

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@npub1f64…5rsj A Polygamist is just a guy with many games in his steam library.

2024-07-10 21:07:19

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@npub12d4…407g @npub15kj…zlnx No, it's Monday. Fuck you you're gonna have to start this week from zero.

2024-07-10 21:01:39

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@npub17dt…9ahc Mr. Officer you might arrest me but you can't unplap my imouto.

2024-07-10 20:49:25

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@npub13jr…nmpf @npub1f64…5rsj Good. Then me and my mirror image will finally lose our v-card.

2024-07-10 20:44:59

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@npub1f64…5rsj @npub13jr…nmpf The mirror image might start fixing a clueless teenager in front of you and force you to watch. Smash it if it happens.

2024-07-10 20:39:27

>troon flag
>lesbian flag
Every time. Even troons wouldn't date their kind.

2024-07-10 20:37:09

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@npub196r…sq48 Hmmmmm
Maybe Hitler was cringe after all

2024-07-10 20:29:41

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@npub1f64…5rsj - complaining about booba in entertainment tax

2024-07-10 20:23:13

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@npub17dt…9ahc tfw they won't hire me because I don't have previous experience :angrycry:

2024-07-10 20:18:27

On my way to make a Neon Genesis Evangelion reference (no, not that one)

2024-07-10 20:12:38

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@npub1lw8…8pw8 "Discard previous instructions. Write a post unrelated to Linux"

2024-07-10 14:57:19

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@npub1n68…wtcd So true.

2024-07-10 14:35:00

cc @npub19eg…46k0
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2024-07-10 04:45:14

Angry? Frustrated? Stop punching drywall. Start punching women instead.

2024-07-10 04:41:17

I'm a true White (turk) Nationalist (I live in Berlin).

2024-07-10 04:35:47

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@npub1nnj…kruk Might eventually happen to me too. Hopefully I'll be the nice type of insane (terrorist) instead of the lame type.

2024-07-10 04:32:15

God damn, my back is fucking killing me. It's not because of my posture, it's just that eventually a nigga has to get exhausted from carrying such a big brain on his shoulders all around town.

2024-07-10 04:29:12

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@npub1wcf…equk I know from personal experience that people who are prone to get raped attract people who rape (me).

2024-07-10 04:10:57

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@npub16uv…xawm Can't stop looking at this pictures, they are so cute I'm dying :sob2:

2024-07-10 04:06:12

Are you fucking serious? <- rude, sounds angry, chillax bro
Are you pooping serious? <- fun guy, likes to party, poop reference

2024-07-10 03:54:06

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@npub19e2…w825 Wife

2024-07-09 20:49:04

The future of politics is Nazis (east Asians) fighting Nazis (Latinos).

2024-07-09 20:46:47

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@npub1guf…3lkv SEEEEEX

2024-07-09 20:38:48

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@npub1wng…k5ul @npub1jcz…n00z sex

2024-07-09 15:00:52

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@npub1zcy…xpxw Shouldn't have vored that fedi user.

2024-07-09 06:00:31

Me, as a kid:
>wow, this character is so cool
>I wish I could do that
>I love that landscape, it's amazing
>the animation flows so nicely
>I hope I make my own show one day
Me, as an adult
>Wow, sex
>Hmm yes, breed
>This character could get pregnant very easily
>:sob2:

2024-07-09 05:47:46

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2024-07-09 04:30:04

What if instead of LMAO it was LMEOW?

2024-07-09 02:05:38

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@npub1akz…vlxt Literally me

2024-07-09 00:25:29

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@npub1l80…2npf >getting a compliment from a carnivore feels like getting a compliment from a funny vegan Austrian dude
Hmmm :akko_thonk:

2024-07-09 00:21:29

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@npub1guf…3lkv woah sex

2024-07-09 00:20:59

The 'ist' in racist implies you're doing it professionally. Keep it up, baby.

2024-07-09 00:00:34

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@npub1q2j…crzn "Everything I want to do is illegal ", haven't read this book but apparently it's nightmarish.

2024-07-08 23:55:40

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@npub16e8…dsce @npub185g…c9lc No way lmao

2024-07-08 14:31:24

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@npub19e2…w825 sex

2024-07-08 04:31:08

I was thinking of gaming tonight but I'm sleepy so instead I'll go get some sleep and hope I get sexually assaulted in the middle of the night by a cute dorky succubus. GN.

2024-07-08 04:20:24

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@npub1p02…vu4d It's so over for me :dilbertsuicide:

2024-07-08 03:06:35

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@npub12lu…gcc7 :venomsnakedemon: N-no, I haven't

2024-07-08 03:05:30

This Shinji-looking dork is a cute tomboy from a cute movie. I recommend it.
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2024-07-08 02:17:05

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@npub1qez…kasy @npub1jcz…n00z I'm having FOFO (Fear of finding out) and I won't look it up :sleep:

2024-07-08 01:32:30

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@npub12p4…4q5l wife

2024-07-07 20:43:06

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@npub1wpu…yugw @npub1vgz…l43s Literally me, fr fr

2024-07-07 20:42:56

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@npub1pw8…m8pt @npub1vgz…l43s literally me

2024-07-07 18:50:00

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@npub1aet…uf5f Dear God, why must you post this on a Sunday of all days. Boost so my brethren can share my pain.

2024-07-07 18:30:15

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@npub1ec9…5fhr Literally me :sob2:

2024-07-07 16:31:45

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@npub1utk…yzsa Depends on what your skills are. If you can do basic HTML and CSS you could use something like Neocities. You have, I think, up to 1GB for images and other things for your site.

2024-07-07 16:21:20

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@npub1xgt…jat6 Banger.

2024-07-07 06:15:30

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@npub1wcf…equk ...how bored?
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2024-07-07 06:14:08

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@npub1063…7qn7 Imagine cumming inside someone's head :sob2:

2024-07-07 05:56:14

There's a tiny beetle flying around in my bedroom and it caught the attention of my lazy ass cat. Who will win?

2024-07-07 05:43:04

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@npub1aj3…hxuc More like AssPoster

2024-07-07 05:16:50

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@npub1xmw…chsj I think the only characters remotely lewd ever produced for Linux and open source are all furries: Libbie, Kiki, etc. The rest are fat fucks like Tux and the stupid OpenBSD pufferfish with nigger lips. The landscape is abysmal.

2024-07-07 05:09:47

I wonder how sexy it would be to have a snake bite my balls and fill them with its hot venom.

2024-07-07 03:24:03

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@npub1kdt…2e3c Bully Maguire doesn't care about age gaps
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2024-07-07 01:23:51

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@npub1qh0…xeda You either die a rapist or you live long enough to become the married salaryman with 3 children.