kaia

- fedi's original purple girl since 2021-02-07
- psychologist giving unsolicited advice
- I like coupling people. tell me about yourself and let me add you to my portfolio!
- wants to be a muscle mummy
- tomboy consultant
- NLP trainer when in dire monetary situations

let's be friends if you're not sus!!

"you're a fujoshi" - [email protected]
"fujo" - [email protected]
"fujo" - [email protected]
"fujo" - [email protected]

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languages: German, English, Luxembourgish
pronouns: kaia/kaia

Public Key

npub18jse43k23af358vmesujlndetuc6ss6sck33tc3sc3te2klup0aqlvjtgm

NIP-05 Address

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Profile Code

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Last Notes

2024-08-21 16:03:26

just lie about your height dude and fascinate her by giving her a piece of cheese when you meet her.

2024-07-22 20:31:52

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not sufficient? :floofWoozy_256:

2024-07-13 11:37:16

ohno
https://media.brotka.st/media/a53c15fffcefaf5db1b56b5cd6523633d5a4a687ecced58f82d70e49896103e3.jpg

2024-07-12 21:12:07

don't wanna drive in the US
https://media.brotka.st/media/8e9887a3bdb667bbce66b47dd3921e13bb6bdb526d8ba0d6029ad535d363973a.png

2024-07-12 20:11:16

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yeah very strange

2024-07-12 20:05:12

what could the police mean by choosing a skull as their logo? 💀
https://media.brotka.st/media/80f162118cb7b1594d1eb875e497df1e3dfdf976c6d3b657da98225b5f486048.jpeg

2024-07-11 06:48:50

let's found a country without territory and be cool and do cool shit!

2024-07-10 20:22:25

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this is a show about recycling

2024-07-10 19:09:49

gotta buy some games before summer sales end? :fernshake:

2024-07-10 19:07:10

knowing that it won't ever be as good as back then, but realizing it was never as good back then because your brain is merely making it seem that way.

2024-07-10 16:59:13

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German drivers are a bit better than other Euro drivers, but they are also the most retarded "you inconvenienced me for 3 seconds, I will do a break test" kind of drivers

2024-07-10 16:50:55

driving in countries with 120km/h speed limit is much better than driving on the autobahn where BMW drivers will ram you if you dare overtake a truck with 140km/h

2024-07-10 04:06:04

I dreamt about the weird tomboy red head from hospital getting it on with my bf and me watching as if there was glass in between me and them. was quite hot, but it felt a bit off, as if she had some ulterior motives.
maybe it was a dream about fearing to lose bf to another girl. but I did not consider that my core fears.

2024-07-09 20:28:03

the new Nothing CMF phone is so dumb. they made the backplate removable for aesthetic reasons but you can't switch out the battery. reviewers call it "revolutionary" :SurtrDumb:
https://media.brotka.st/media/bc90270e9c6faca3d8aa6c63fa63a705000b8d0dd685fcb4c3791b2442581d82.jpg

2024-07-04 22:11:20

you might not feel too great, but at least you did not lose $99k :LappPat:
https://media.brotka.st/media/7440214cf5299c2871ead6c513436369d233213fc8b05e33f58d6d673722514a.webp

2024-07-04 09:12:35

Prince of Monaco wearing a red jacket, looking like an early 20th century hotel employee
https://media.brotka.st/media/5c4b5659e9b644b1f6aef7bc3c5c5197107bf39992ab6f7ebca66f9366e215ff.png

2024-07-03 23:28:47

> Do not take another pill if you forgot whether you already took the pill
:floofWoozy_256: how can one tell that one forgot?

2024-07-03 23:02:21

man's gotta do things
https://media.brotka.st/media/687087354616efe23da09c6d5c6bcc679e9541a7a410bb3a31c1adc9b355be20.jpeg

2024-07-03 21:32:25

my favorite character from Jerry & Morty show
https://media.brotka.st/media/f5bfd85fc3d64ca2426de248ca9a21aa29dc199b456067682fde826d2de192d5.png

2024-07-03 20:52:24

most therapists I met: quite happy
most psychiatrists I met: quite sad
:akko_mmh:

2024-07-03 17:36:15

can't get enough of that!
https://media.brotka.st/media/c0a77003b6abb1c424557ad3fabe01182e3cbd70e5659dfd1279d537e8da7cae.jpeg

2024-07-03 16:16:33

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homie is making 10.591,70 EUR a month plus whatever lobby money he gets

2024-07-03 16:12:57

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German conservative politician Philipp Amthor and his new gf Carlotta

2024-07-03 16:04:42

she looks exactly how I had imagined her
https://media.brotka.st/media/ff52b6013716a591da13f76342b3222cabd51af4621d9d6f51b149cc9be3288e.webp

2024-07-02 15:08:23

good doggo
https://media.brotka.st/media/cdd1b4f64f77bca79e38ebf2da1c87de7b8a8a13eb225c16b628104cdc7449a0.mp4

2024-07-02 14:40:42

@npub1xet…7hys bnui?
https://media.brotka.st/media/192ea8f92fae3d3ad07ff52c35081514c1f3fbb497fe2a93a3052fb77620d102.jpeg

2024-07-02 00:52:30

stop being your biggest enemy :02hug:

2024-07-01 10:34:17

still trying to get a psychiatric appointment for a friend.
A: "Have you tried doctor B?"
B: "Have you tried doctor A or C?"
C: "Have you tried doctor B or A?"
D: "Have you tried doctor B or C?"

2024-07-01 00:25:01

what could they mean by this?
https://media.brotka.st/media/929c7498042c0dd4da2a776b3e12ee5f1dfd96e886836947ec393f76c02a49fc.png

2024-06-30 20:06:57

what guys really desire (secret)
https://media.brotka.st/media/c738d7e4792267ac6e1c2cc5e34e2aaa7b1097606112f27917943d09e4474171.mp4

2024-06-30 12:55:01

phrasing???
https://media.brotka.st/media/5cfe2208e4a1459b3131888d0bd96a84c43a190ca46c7140f2de2bc8cd98e639.jpeg

2024-06-26 22:48:49

to find hidden cameras in a hotel room, does it work to use a regular phone camera to look for IR lights? or would it require a camera without IR filter?

2024-06-26 22:06:43

Assange is still alive because the US chose to torture him instead of killing him. if he goes free, maybe they kill him?

2024-06-21 18:19:22

Protect yourself from fraud on the fediverse<li>Use a secure password.</li><li>Use a second factor of authentication.</li><li>Check whether your password was leaked by PMing me your current password. This is a free service!</li><li>Never respond to unsolicited direct messages.</li>

2024-06-20 16:26:44

@npub1lg8…x456 I supported you all the way, cutie, but if you are a pony now I have to review our friendship :Sheew:

2024-06-19 23:21:12

the car Putin gave Kim is ugly
https://media.brotka.st/media/e7e7e5c4d77e12dbebd1ff7f31eaf2f78de649a1e59a779ef0130f92bbd1b755.jpg