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2024-08-30 05:53:50

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Nostr is a piece of stale bread. To a person with a fridge full of food, fuck that bread. But if you’re dying of starvation, that bread looks really damn good.
In a world where they’ve taken your free speech, being able to freely communicate even in the most rudimentary way, like plain text, can make all of the difference.

2024-08-28 04:54:55

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We need to see what can be, unburdened by what has been.

2024-08-26 04:02:30

Fuck hate speech
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…laws.

2024-08-24 05:50:53

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CIA director or nothing. After what that organization did to his family, I’d probably get a little misty if Trump put him in charge of the CIA.

2024-08-21 01:38:10

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The best answer is probably. It would probably stop an attacker.
The question is are you ok with “probably” stopping an attacker in your home or would you want his brains on the wall.
Personally, I’d go with the latter option.

2024-08-20 05:06:21

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That is indeed, right.

2024-08-20 01:55:37

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Joy all the way to the gulag

2024-08-14 04:18:32

I got peas on my head, but don’t call me a pea head.

2024-08-13 06:07:20

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KAMALA WOULD NEVER DO THE LIB VERSION OF WHAT TRUMP JUST DID.

2024-08-12 06:00:44

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The “visible to public areas” can’t be underestimated in importance. That shit could easily blow up in one’s face if some caution isn’t taken.
However friendly and innocent,
“Oh, this kid has been inside your home on multiple occasions? Sir, please turn around and put your hands behind your back.”
lol

2024-08-10 06:28:35

The days of not having to ask for a key or a code for the bathroom in a public establishment is nearing an end.

2024-08-09 03:21:58

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Bezos was my friend first.

2024-08-07 23:44:22

Is bruh alright? Jesus.

2024-08-07 05:09:23

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Cold Turkey, or Are you using nicotine products? I need to know whether to pay attention to this or not. lol

2024-08-07 03:55:26

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Hard Won Wisdom can never be bought. Sorry.

2024-08-07 00:15:49

Thoughts and prayers for the Maduro regime. Glad to see the military stepped up. There’s no place for fascism in civilized society. Let’s hope they pull through this difficult time.

2024-08-06 16:03:12

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Same, all in on brass and sats.

2024-08-06 07:02:34

I get an apple watch alert almost every night that my heart rate drops below 40bpm during my sleep. My normal resting rate is upper 50’s. I’m in my 40’s, in ketosis and fit. And I’ve spoken to my doctor.
You’re not the only one getting those alerts, and you may not have to worry as much as you might be.

2024-08-06 02:55:12

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I followed up volume one with “In the First Circle.” They pair well.

2024-08-05 05:12:29

Get Macro Alf on the line, stat.

2024-08-05 02:17:48

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If it had been another journalist, it might have given me pause. I can’t with her. The only thing she ever tells anyone is exactly what they want to hear.

2024-08-05 02:06:10

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You’re so friggin’ incisive it’s silly.

2024-08-02 17:16:53

When did a lot of feminists start being perfectly ok with a man beating the shit out of a woman? From experience there sure seems to be a lot of them out there.

2024-08-02 16:13:08

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Cumrocket

2024-08-02 02:59:14

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Same. And you could tell that if he didn’t know about something, he wouldn’t talk about it. He was just super sharp/intelligent.

2024-08-02 02:54:22

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I agree. Pines seems like a really, really sharp dude.

2024-07-28 23:44:23

Don’t betray your ignorance by shock and surprise that Trump doesn’t understand or care about Bitcoin.
No fucking shit.
Also, I hope it stays that way.

2024-07-28 06:21:29

You never sell your Bitcoin and you never bet against Jon Jones in any fight with any other human. lol. Sorry, Tom.

2024-07-26 23:57:12

Just got a Sig Sauer 716i rifle.
Feel free to tell me I’m an idiot or that I made a decent purchase.

2024-07-24 03:30:13

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Hopefully

2024-07-17 22:58:43

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Assuming it’s true, a twenty year old in the year 2024 having zero social media footprint? That’s pretty dubious. I taught in a public HS and unless the family was part of some austere religion, there’s just no way he wouldn’t be online. And the fact that he was perceived as a loner seems to make it even more likely that he’d be online. Doesn’t seem like he was out having fun with all his buddies. Super sus. But I bet they’ll find some profile for which he used some alias.

2024-07-17 19:14:44

How is it that the shooter didn’t have a social media presence?
Or, are people just continuing to utter this disingenuously?
#asknostr

2024-07-17 03:40:47

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Trump’s unsavory past has amply demonstrated that the man can smell pussy from a mile away. You won’t stand a chance.

2024-07-17 03:28:14

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I hope he assumes dictatorial powers on day one, overthrows the constitutional government and banishes all lefty pussies to the outer realms. Pack your bags.

2024-07-15 02:57:47

Brave search went to shit. The results were never great but at least you could console yourself with the assertion of added privacy.

2024-07-14 06:02:15

Name of shooter, please.
#asknostr

2024-07-13 05:27:03

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As much as he needs to pay his bills, not take on unnecessary debt, and stack sats.

2024-07-08 00:31:09

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Exactly. Get this girl a pony or something for fuck sake. Fucking eleven or so year old talking about central banking. Gtfoh

2024-07-07 05:46:59

The 58k gang are some of the funniest, warmest, friendliest people I’ve ever met.

2024-07-05 03:56:38

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I just keep camping where all my shit already is.

2024-07-02 18:24:35

Swing low, sweet chariot.

2024-07-01 03:43:59

Soccer players are some massive pussies. I almost can’t watch this shit.

2024-06-24 06:18:41

Sometimes I feel a bit cult-y when I’m reminded that when Bitcoin pumps I’m like, oh fuck yeah, and when Bitcoin dumps I’m like, oh fuck yeah.

2024-06-24 04:31:04

Vulgar but sage advice for an overly smitten younger man:
Always remember, no matter how hot she is, there’s always somebody out there who’s tired of fucking her.

2024-06-22 18:42:01

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Turns out it’s actually really hard if not impossible to teach what’s understood as critical thinking.
As a former insider, the public school system has become a cancer.

2024-06-20 05:18:44

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To study a good arm triangle finish from a less conventional position, I’d recommend looking at Brian Ortega’s last UFC sub. Where he’s got his opponent on his side and he uses the blade of his hand on the near side of the choke. People can get pretty good at finishing from there.

2024-06-20 04:27:58

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I don’t know if that’s a consistently reproducible move. In all fairness he probably shouldn’t have got that finish from there.
Great match, though. Dudes actually trying to wrestle and pass guard instead of all the faggy leg shit.

2024-06-18 03:36:08

Every time I buy bitcoin it’s cheaper than it was before, even if it’s not.

2024-06-17 19:35:47

Shitcoin promotional language borrows a lot from leftist intersectional literary criticism.

2024-06-17 17:32:04

Hail
Roof
Neighbor Jim
Wife: Jim’s getting a new roof. He said they’ll do a free inspection.
Me: What’s his deductible?
Wife: I think he said two thousand.
Me: So it wasn’t a free inspection.

2024-06-17 02:24:19

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It’s the flammable alcohol that’s the problem.

2024-06-16 20:58:18

When I catch a commercial for an online university, the absolute maudlin idolatry of a piece of paper for which you vastly overpaid is gross.

2024-06-14 18:17:51

God bless him, but for someone who speaks publicly a lot, Marty Bent is the worst pronouncer of words I’ve ever heard in my life.

2024-06-14 04:56:48

Had to legit stop reading “The Real Anthony Fauci” by Rfk Jr. I was too disgusted and angered.

2024-06-13 20:07:08

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Houthi rebels.

2024-06-12 21:54:13

Looking forward to some cheap sats.

2024-06-10 15:59:04

https://m.primal.net/Ifgb.jpg

2024-06-08 17:11:40

If you can’t remember the last time that you logged into twitter, go ahead and do something nice for yourself.

2024-06-08 05:28:38

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Yeah yeah, gives ya tons of energy!

2024-06-06 23:22:31

A cunt is a cunt is a cunt.

2024-06-06 04:01:59

Any frag heads or former frag heads out there?

2024-06-03 22:49:17

Fuck your 7,999,999,999 people.

2024-06-03 21:47:06

The “Bitcoin needs to do more” crowd is so arrogant and ungrateful.

2024-05-31 20:40:32

iacta alea est

2024-05-31 15:46:35

Remember when folks who didn’t know better were really intimidated by Elizabeth Warren? Good times.

2024-05-31 04:21:33

Trump found guilty on all counts of it doesn’t fucking matter.

2024-05-31 00:53:49

If you refer to Jan. 6 as an insurrection, fuck you.

2024-05-30 16:09:22

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Fiat abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own…

2024-05-29 22:05:22

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Slammer of a video.

2024-05-29 04:56:22

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That wallpaper just hit me in the feels. Wow. I remember that pattern.

2024-05-29 03:53:19

Hi this is Coinbits with a Prime Trust update. We don’t know shit and nothing’s happened.
See you next time with the latest update.
Regards,

2024-05-29 03:50:37

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Trump’s hilarious. Trump 2024-

2024-05-29 00:15:44

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GoOgLe PiXeL wItH gRaPhEnE oS, bRo. LiNuX. i’M bAsIcAlLy A sPoOk.

2024-05-28 18:17:49

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I’ll vote for Trump cuz he’s hilarious. But honestly that’s it.

2024-05-28 16:34:09

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Yeah. Diamonds are a total shitcoin. All the artificial scarcity. It’s insulting. I would have bought a diamond if that’s what she wanted, but fortunately that’s not at all what she wanted.

2024-05-28 16:31:09

I wonder if a regular horse looks at a Shetland pony and thinks, what the fuck is wrong with this guy?

2024-05-28 03:21:51

Eventually people are going to run out of their own stuff to sell.

2024-05-28 01:59:26

Germany had borrowed money from America to pay reparations to Britain and France, who in turn paid back America.

2024-05-27 19:28:52

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Wonder what the markup is.

2024-05-27 17:43:36

Don’t be a dick rider. No Saylor dick riders. No ODELL dick riders.
They can both be cool dudes with their own opinions. You’re allowed to agree with arguments from both sides.
Don’t ride dicks.

2024-05-27 17:39:16

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Married during the pandemic. Rented a patio at a particular restaurant that closes for a couple hours during the middle of the day. Rental cost was so minimal.
Ordered from the menu.
Used the “max gathering” to our advantage. Nine people total including ourselves.
Wife didn’t want a diamond. Wanted a moissanite. The stimulus check easily covered it.
Maid of honor’s mother is a baker. She made the cake.
I didn’t wear a suit or a tie.
No rehearsal/dinner.
Wife’s father is a registered pastor who married us.
We made like 10 grand from our wedding after expenses.
People who blow tens of thousands of dollars on weddings should be gassed.

2024-05-26 23:29:09

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MY B

2024-05-26 18:55:17

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Same

2024-05-26 04:56:11

Michael Saylor said some stuff.
Hey how about that!?

2024-05-26 04:48:17

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I like this note. I like it a lot.

2024-05-26 02:35:50

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Been off for a couple of months. After a while you don’t miss it. And if it has anything to do with bitcoin, there’s no news that you’re going to totally miss if you’re on nostr. You may miss truly breaking news, but later in the day you’ll see it on nostr.

2024-05-25 00:45:47

If you take ozempic, fuck you.

2024-05-24 16:18:28

It’s all psychological. You yell barracuda, everybody says “Huh?”, “What?”. You yell shark, and we’ve got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July.

2024-05-24 04:19:18

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Same. Can’t do it. Won’t do it.

2024-05-23 20:46:17

Don’t speak as if American republican democracy is still functional.

2024-05-23 18:46:36

I don’t give a single fuck if Russian oligarchs use bitcoin to launder money or if North Korea does the same.

2024-05-23 17:19:17

I’ve said for years that motorcycles are the dumbest fucking death trap contraptions on modern roads, but for some reason I’ve really been wanting a nice used R6.

2024-05-20 02:24:08

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No lies

2024-05-18 16:26:03

We’re at 67k and fed funds is like 5.5%.
Be patient my friends.

2024-05-16 05:32:02

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I love when he has that dude on.

2024-05-15 19:01:22

I love this GameStop shit. I’m not young or hip enough to play with it, but I love that it’s happening.

2024-05-15 17:30:59

Just give me TRT Tyson.