Allotmenter, cooker, fermenter, tinkerer, hacker of things and code. (This account will toot content in mainly that order of volume.) Ex- Unix/Linux sys/net/infosec software-dev/eng who went mad and decided to sell beer to pubs instead. (I mainly avoid beer content on here tho, enough of it elsewhere.) From South West West Australia, living in England's Fenlands for some reason. 🤷🏻♂️ Profile pic is a haunted British power socket, header pic is overhead drone photos of our allotment plots.
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Last Notes npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan Might have to break out untappd for the first time in several years. 🤣 https://toot.ale.gd/system/media_attachments/files/112/967/581/115/256/873/original/3945782ccc7af26b.jpg npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan @npub1qk5…jlda Chilli WINE?! That's a new one on me. Sounds lethal. npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan #AskFedi : any recommendations for Android Mastodon clients that handle multiple accounts well? #askmasto #mastoapp npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan We continue to harvest an inherited bounty from the new #allotment plot - I delved deep into the overgrown raspberry tunnel this evening, which at one end is being taken over by blackberries (I suspect these are unintentional weeds, but we'll enjoy their fruit all the same). A handful of strawberries the slugs and others haven't et from the overgrown patch on our original plot too. https://toot.ale.gd/system/media_attachments/files/112/826/220/850/454/001/original/49d84e2a5e30dbda.jpg npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan @npub1eav…g6f3 gonna need a bigger compost bin! npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan Managed to downsample the video to under 40MB, not exactly high fidelity, but it gives the right idea. Taking this on means we'll give up the other second plot we have (2 is plenty!) and leave that in a good state for someone to take on. It needs a lot of clearing work, but time is hopefully more available now. 🤞 https://toot.ale.gd/system/media_attachments/files/112/707/337/198/717/474/original/276b62e768346530.mp4 npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan Turns out we have a local candidate I can vote for! 😂 If ever there was a "fuck this shit" vote this is it. #UKPol https://toot.ale.gd/system/media_attachments/files/112/654/998/844/950/149/original/68640e52a936b79d.jpg https://toot.ale.gd/system/media_attachments/files/112/654/999/352/288/698/original/c6e58ea3cfaae708.jpg npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan @npub16ju…y8u7 yeah, I'd add olives sometimes too, but probably more often jalapeños. I just like that sweet pineapple / salty fish combo. npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan @npub16ju…y8u7 oh, yeah, we noticed this recently in Cambridge too - similarly we used PJ's because of the anchovy option (given Dominoes stopped doing them ages ago.) No more Hawaiian pizza with anchovies for me :( npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan @npub1700…8tth now I need to find some and sniff it to work out what a sneeze smells like 😂 npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan One of the amusing things about bankruptcy is you have to pay £680 to go bankrupt... lol. npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan Really need to work out what the hell I'm doing with my life. Because the current thing just isn't ... it. One thing recent experiences have shown me is I just want to make things again - I'm not an admin/management person. Unfortunately my easiest "out" involves declaring personal bankruptcy - which is daunting, yet also maybe a grim but necessary reset. And the reality is it may be coming anyway so maybe it's best if I push into it in a controlled manner before it's forced. npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan @npub12un…s77h I am expecting to be generally underwhelmed! npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan Great advertising for Buldak 3x Spicy: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy00gk0kr82o "Denmark recalls Korean ramen for being too spicy" I have immediately popped some in a basket with one of my favourite independent online SE asian supermarkets: https://starrymart.co.uk/samyang-buldak-hot-chicken-flavour-ramen-3x-spicy-140g-pack-of-5.html npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan @npub16ju…y8u7 love how they gave 28.8k modems names like "Sportster" 😂 FEEL THE SPEED! TBH I do remember the upgrade from 14.4 to 28.8 being palpable. npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan Nearly at the end of 2 weeks into English "calendar summer" and I'm eyeing up the little electric heater coz ... brrrr... (I seem to be getting less tolerant of cold in my old age... it's 17.5C in here at desk level, 15.5C at floor... at Uni I used to chill the computer lab I commandeered to 16C and enjoy it lol... but that was circa 2000. Good old Madsen building LG44, surreal memories...) npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan Last RT: happened to me yesterday with a sentence along the lines of: sat in the furry high commission drinking furry homebrew whilst hacking on badge code trying to display a bitmap of a cat icon npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan The yellow box penalties in London are getting fucking ridiculous. One of our drivers got caught out when a pedestrian crossing suddenly goes red right on the exist of a boxed junction with clear road ahead. Gotta be fucking prescient to avoid these things. The design of these things is entrapment. https://toot.ale.gd/system/media_attachments/files/112/597/560/308/946/233/original/20b33b2784e95073.mp4 npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan Bumping to version 2.0 of this already lol... a significant refinement which should make the whole thing more svelte, less blocky... and the screws can remain accessible after the acrylic window is put in. (Next job is to fire up the CNC and cut out the window...) https://toot.ale.gd/system/media_attachments/files/112/588/492/184/720/905/original/8955aebd2aa5f0c9.png npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan England, England, wherefore art thou so fucking cold in "summer". Fucksake. npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan And the lanyard holes could be made into a lanyard tube to preserve the unholiness of the top cover. 🤔 npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan On the topic of IP-rating, could probably to a passable effort on the top surface - but it's going to be hard with the middle - especially if not wanting to block hexpansions. I'm thinking of printing some sort of lower sleeve in TPU to at least shroud things a little. Could mount from the top surface below the cover and work as a sorta gasket - and with screw wells instead of holes we could have a pretty good seal once the acylic window is glued in place. npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan @npub1y7g…53v0 Hitchin! Last day today. https://toot.ale.gd/system/media_attachments/files/112/582/121/041/104/712/original/36c765af4a239124.jpg npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan Righty, who's already reused their #emfcamp #tildagon for another event? Ours are now Hitchin Beer Festival name badges 😂 I was going to add a QR code for the beer list but really should actually get to the festival I guess. https://toot.ale.gd/system/media_attachments/files/112/581/303/913/684/709/original/3da8096fab59cd0e.mp4 npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan Hmmm... is there something fucky about how the ctx.rgb function represents colours... seems to be wrong on the #emfcamp #tildagon hardware if 1-255 range values are used, but correct if the 0-1 range is used. The emulator is correct for the 1-255 range. npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan Kind of ignoring the other factor that I'm playing in FreeCAD as a procrastination activity avoiding some VAT filing stuff I need to do with a midnight deadline lol. Pretty tired of all this shit.™ npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan Things I should be doing: being at a beer festival (optional: drinking beer) Things I am doing: learning how to use FreeCAD Good thing a) my dispense system is good and doesn't need babysitting, 2) Kat's there to look after it otherwise anyway. I'll get down there eventually (it's about 90 minutes drive away, we'll be there overnight, I'm more important tomorrow when it might be proper busy anyway). I'm kinda exhausted and peopled-out at the moment, and learning stuff is more fun than beer. npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan A photo from #emfcamp I rather like... some of my favourites are a bit fuzzy and pixelated in low light, but really capture a scene for me - or capture the madness? Like this... https://toot.ale.gd/system/media_attachments/files/112/575/417/684/564/221/original/36bdde7fd0782ccd.jpg npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan Trying to remember how to use IRC... it has been a looong old time. (I used to be on it all the time, even ran an IRC server for a while... but that's many years ago now.) I've installed irssi... connected to a server... so that's a start. npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan One of my post #EMFcamp catch-ups is contributing to the #swapshop fund... it was a bit too complex to deal with on-site (for my own reasons) so I took photos of the QR codes... oddly only one of my photos is scanning off the screen, however the £5 one works so that's all good and I've done my duty for the handful of resistors, switches, screws (all for #tildagon hackage), and (oddly) a citronella candle we picked up there. https://toot.ale.gd/system/media_attachments/files/112/574/991/868/035/233/original/ccf61ce77c972b17.jpg npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan Hurrah! New screen arrived for Kat's #tildagon - plus a spare. I used this listing to order: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0CFXVD9HX #emfcamp #emf24 https://toot.ale.gd/system/media_attachments/files/112/574/906/576/504/829/original/d5f9e9b57a257e2a.jpg npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan Many breakfasts regarded as wholesome are basically just a combination of carbohydrates and dairy. So cheese on crackers counts as a wholesome breakfast... yes? npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan Straight out of emfcamp into 3 12+ hour working days mainly driving and on my feet ... status: sore & exhausted Office day today, after a lie-in. npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan If only life had a reset button. npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan Well, in under 24 hours everything is completely shit and the only thing preventing me jumping in front of a bus on Newmarket Road is empathy for bus drivers. As an interesting aside to that, I bet autonomous vehicles would increase the rate of suicide by bus/lorry/etc. npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan @npub17wk…uzqr wow, that's some dedication to the memory! npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan My only regrets from #emfcamp are: 1. Not realising that when people warned me Null Sector is "loud" that they meant FUCKING LOUD. Loud in a good way, unless you're attempting to sleep at 1AM … I thought our tent was far enough away… no… it was not. Also nobody warned me Stage B would also be... Rather Loud. 😂 So next time we shall know better, and set up camp… on the moon. 2. Not possessing a time machine so I can go do it all again a few times to catch all the things I missed and didn't do. npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan @npub1x98…3a8w the spider image is from some classic Internet meme npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan @npub17zc…ewc2 ah, wow! Thanks. Had no idea, I've been referring to him as "the vinyl cutting guy at the 100 acre wood of geeks" all weekend. 😅 I've bought stuff from Pimoroni several times too. npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan #emfcamp #nullsector Sunday night rave in FLIR-view https://toot.ale.gd/system/media_attachments/files/112/549/659/307/957/395/original/6861302dcaf6be29.jpg npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan #emfcamp #nullsector Sunday night rave in FLIR-view https://toot.ale.gd/system/media_attachments/files/112/549/644/076/986/145/original/23c01ec363ba2c0b.jpg npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan The "MEH" is merely my final effort at a tildagon app today. I spent a bunch of time digging into the guts of the code trying to display a bitmap but dug too deep and just kept breaking the OS... not sure if tildagonos.tft is supposed to be available to use, but I managed to get to it in a way and load a bitmap but then the screen was forever the bitmap. I think I may have made a second instance of the TFT controller. npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan The Thinkpads, which seem to be the dominant grazing species here, continue to wander these #emf24 pastures enjoying the glut of bandwidth whilst it lasts. https://toot.ale.gd/system/media_attachments/files/112/548/979/516/808/359/original/db6da5a3a513d191.jpg npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan Ah, dusk! There's the sound of the tesla coil singing in the distance at #emf24. They're very territorial. https://toot.ale.gd/system/media_attachments/files/112/548/962/345/849/969/original/15e67369dc787c9b.mp4 npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan Making some final good use of the insane #emf24 Internet connection before our ethernet cable gets unplugged. #emf2024 #emfcamp https://toot.ale.gd/system/media_attachments/files/112/548/762/716/565/007/original/b6b873dd4d2dcca4.jpg npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan One for @npub1x98…3a8w 😅 Also- belated happy birthday, I didn't forget... initially... but then I did 🫠 last week was rather intense. https://toot.ale.gd/system/media_attachments/files/112/547/270/477/855/589/original/6b475185a0933411.jpg npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan Just call me.... Unknown error #emf24 https://toot.ale.gd/system/media_attachments/files/112/536/002/876/810/448/original/5301ae83eaf52014.jpg npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan Refreshing pints of lager at @npub1xgk…xaxc https://toot.ale.gd/system/media_attachments/files/112/531/252/202/520/583/original/983fc28d14b1f53f.jpg npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan Our #emf24 home is camping area E. A conveniently short stroll to the hill from the bar. How convenient... (actually determined mainly by that being where we stopped to unload a beer delivery and us being in a hurry to get to a kitchen shift, but it'll do just fine!) https://toot.ale.gd/system/media_attachments/files/112/529/749/239/180/681/original/576d7ab776a24b3b.jpg npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan ah, dang, I think you need to have double sided connections to get power out of the connector... that's going to be definitely beyond me (the detect pin is on the back, the 3.3v pins are on the front... maybe just need to design in a small battery...) npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan Last RT — reading things like that it feels like it's time to pack our bags and move back to Australia. (Not that I'd consider Australia definitely safe in a large scale conflict scenario, but country south west is probably better than being in the English fens surrounded by USAF and RAF air bases.) npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan No, people. Just ... no. Nope. Don't do this. It's stupid and disgusting. Just wash the bloody things properly then let them dry. What's with this whole leaving them to fester in a disgusting glass of dirty water. As a special bonus this lot had a bit of cling film over the top as if to protect them from the dirty air, and also some blobs of mold floating on the water surface. https://toot.ale.gd/system/media_attachments/files/112/492/780/186/356/257/original/7a05c2be0780f4dd.jpg npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan @npub16ju…y8u7 doing the same today, thankfully have Cambridge Beer Festival to set the tent up at and make sure it's all OK (from at which the fallback is simply "drive home instead" lol). Has been a while. npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan The UK needs table-service in bars/pubs. Especially for those of us going solo with bags/laptops/whatever. I used to enjoy working in German bars and just having someone come around and sort me a beer. npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan @npub1qul…ftfj oh, interesting! I'll have to look into that. Don't think I've posted any Blackview FLIR images likely to contain secret stuff, but may transmogrify them in some way in future where needed. npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan Was supposed to be off work early today... didn't happen, too much work to do. Got off at 17.30 which still counts as early ... maybe time to do something about this hey? https://toot.ale.gd/system/media_attachments/files/112/400/934/014/051/155/original/d6df4f9b466c4004.jpg npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan So... it looks like we're going to #emfcamp for the first time (after many years of wanting to) - thanks to some late access tickets and an event I normally support removing itself from my calendar (albeit it's kinda wedged tightly between two other major beer festivals!) Now... can I find time to think up something (probably basic) to do with a #hexpansion - low hanging fruit options with the 3D printer perhaps, or also maybe I can finally take the CNC from its box and have a play on that. npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan "We have a nanny and we have a gardener and cleaners… and that also gives more jobs. So we shouldn't forget about how we're building the society." Bow down before the awesomene benevolence of the billionaire, maybe one day you can aspire to be his nanny, gardener, or cleaner so you too can contribute to society. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-68927238 npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan @npub178p…v34p yeah, we'll go do our thing. It's only a 10 minute walk down the road - no excuse not to really. npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan Anyone got a job for a UK-based remote-working tech/IT jack-of-all-trades quite happy doing anything from the high level of hacking on websites to the low level of micro-controller coding & asm - or sysadmin/devops. Doesn't need to be FT, can be flexible, could do freelance. Traditional BSc/CompSci background - can adapt to languages pretty quickly - bulk of experience pretty normal procedural/OOP: C, C++, Perl, Python, PHP - strong background in networking, *nix, nuts & bolts of infosec. npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan Kat, who's suffering some awful & debilitating shoulder/upper-back pain at the moment (2+ weeks in) tried to book into the local GP about it ... booking available in 1 month... told to try her luck calling first thing in the mornings hoping for ad-hoc daily availability. npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan A MINUTE of ads... I think it's pretty clear that GoogTube is obnoxiously ramping this shit up. I may cave and start paying them again — mission accomplished? We can probably afford it at the moment. Why though? I can live with a little advertising, but this has got out of hand. I'd note also that by comparison the Amazon Prime Video advertising isn't nearly as bad (so far...) npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan Kat has turned some of our #allotment asparagus into excellent sushi! Lunch noms. https://toot.ale.gd/system/media_attachments/files/112/320/868/350/326/692/original/1859a342091598fa.jpg npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan Amusingly noticed the Volvo and I are both from Perth. Albeit different Perths from different hemispheres. https://toot.ale.gd/system/media_attachments/files/112/305/421/198/863/104/original/9a8ecb7da484e58d.jpg npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan "it could unlock a binary polynomial in the power grid's OS!" The "hacker" stuff in season two of "Designated Survivor" is pretty hilarious. npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan The green handled Victorinox medium paring knife is AWOL... think we left it at the pub. We have a few other knives that aren't often used tucked away - the only other one that gets much use though is my mahoosive cleaver for when I need to do some more serious butchery and I don't worry about keeping that quite so sharp. npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan Also got a load of seed trays and small pots cleaned up and sterilised. It's gonna get seedy later! (Not sure if I'll get to planting today or tomorrow, but the space is clear, and everything is ready at least.) I have soooooooo much catching up to do. Next job is to work out where to start. https://toot.ale.gd/system/media_attachments/files/112/270/701/554/037/076/original/3f6d023a8f51297f.jpg npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan I think I'm starting to get a feel for what weekends are. This is the first "weekend" in many months I've felt like I'm kinda achieving "weekend" - "spring cleaning" done, about 3 years of spring cleaning backlog to catch up on but it's a start. Kitchen almost looking sane… almost… tidying done in the porch and conservatory too (space for planting!) Just needed a month to start recovering from the last 3 years. I've not regularly had weekends for nigh on a decade. It may take some time. npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan Anyway, sigh, back to the chilli... Another enhancement was I added a bunch of our own #allotment chillies from the freezer. Chopped madre vieja with the onions, then into the pot 2 whole aji mango, 2 small big sun habanero, and one chunky big black mamma. Is it a big enough batch to take all that heat? https://toot.ale.gd/system/media_attachments/files/112/260/474/944/312/240/original/53ea883e5ab2cde1.jpg npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan RIP Hardknott Dave, RIP Hairy Biker Dave, and, whilst I am thinking about Daves, RIP Handy Stout Drinking Dave from our old local, he'd have liked the beer. npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan So tonight's dinner is a slice of yesterday's roast local pork belly served with oven chips, creamed chard, and steamed asparagus. The asparagus was super good. https://toot.ale.gd/system/media_attachments/files/112/254/718/891/258/212/original/fa00bc0d5025767e.jpg npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan I presume in the background credit checks and various risk analysis "algorithms" crunched me up and spat out "COMPUTER SAYS YES". npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan Could have tried a joint application but that gets more complex and it's maybe mildly better to have all the debt riding on my name only really. Whole process was in-app... filled in all the details, truthfully and accurately (it didn't ask for much TBH) and we know we can afford the repayments in our current situation and believe (hope!) things are stable at present (who can ever really know...) Bish, bash, bosh, money in the bank - zappity zap. Insta-cash. Madness! npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan I tend to find banks seem insanely blasé about handing out loans - and as ever the mind boggles about the logic of the whole debt market. OH and I both looked at borrowing the same amount from the same bank via each of our own logins to he same joint account. OH who earns about £4k more than me and has no debt (credit cards etc are all in my name) is offered an APR 2% higher than what they will offer me - who earns less and has rather large long term debts against his name already. 🤪 npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan You'd think a bank like HSBC could get their tech shit sorted out - but no... they're the worst. I cannot even download a CSV of transactions from last year because their "filter" won't show transactions beyond 2 months ago despite claiming you can search back to 18 months ago. FFS. npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan Had a play around and it seems the code is: SALE24 npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan Ashridge Trees have a 50% off sale on end-of-season bare rooted stock so I've finally bitten the bullet and ordered some raspberries - three varieties spanning early, mid, and late cropping: Glen Lyon, Glen Ample, and Polka Five of each plus some of the recommended Rootgrow for £27.76 delivered isn't bad. It doesn't seem to advertise the special anywhere - it just popped up after I had the three raspberries I was pondering buying in the basked already. npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan @npub16ju…y8u7 Googling such things reminds me that apparently iPhone have some sort of LIDAR in them and room mapping apps these days. npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan @npub16ju…y8u7 hmmm... is that what they use for MoCap work? Where they stick the pingpong balls on people? npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan Panic, freak out! Argh... we don't have enough coffee beans in the house for a Chemex brew... I cut it too fine, now I must suffer. Hitting refresh on this Royal Mail tracker every five minutes... c'mon, get my beans into one of your little red vans... c'mon... """ We normally expect to deliver to your address by 3:00pm Your Item was received by Wisbech DO on 10-04-2024 and is now due for delivery today. """ C'mon... so near, yet so far... npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan Look, it's what's left of the Tory voter-base in faux-bread form. https://toot.ale.gd/system/media_attachments/files/112/237/089/383/437/133/original/a13d2d3afbd2f585.jpg npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan @npub16ju…y8u7 I guess a "GB flag" would have to remove whichever cross it is that's Ireland... npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan @npub16ju…y8u7 I always get confused about the whole GB/UK flag. I'd probably fail a citizenship test if I wanted to do one 😂 npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan Ah, the English and their love of fences. One of the many puzzles of this country. One guy put this low fence in to replace a rotted out one, and then 6 months later the neighbour put in the high fence 20cm away from it. Such an oddity. https://toot.ale.gd/system/media_attachments/files/112/231/512/374/042/003/original/fb42c3a567f92bbb.jpg npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan Based on the fact their skins seem to last as long as plastic untouched in compost I have developed a theory that avocados are a scam product, basically it's a ball of green flavoured butter moulded around a wooden "seed", and wrapped in a PET plastic shell. npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan Planning, planning, planning... Whilst I kinda want to pop down the #allotment, I also don't want to get blown away by the wind. Motivation, motivation, motivation... https://toot.ale.gd/system/media_attachments/files/112/229/863/855/475/876/original/ea2c3b5d2f564b26.jpg https://toot.ale.gd/system/media_attachments/files/112/229/864/053/872/946/original/b89e045885c25cf8.jpg npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan So brunch is scrambled duck egg on toasted baguette with local bacon and Fruit Pig black pudding. It's a pity we don't have some nice slices of quality sourdough for this really, but a crusty roasted baguette works OK. https://toot.ale.gd/system/media_attachments/files/112/229/558/608/223/984/original/43cb87a107c94231.jpg npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan Duck eggs! 🦆🥚 Fresh outta local ducks' eggholes! https://toot.ale.gd/system/media_attachments/files/112/229/544/442/220/629/original/3c1fbb4f51bf9532.jpg npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan Doesn't look like much but finally got the tomato seeds in. Also some extra chillies, cape gooseberries, and tomatillos. Into the hotfridge at 39°C. Late, late, late... https://toot.ale.gd/system/media_attachments/files/112/227/005/773/102/146/original/6b83b2366a7804ef.jpg npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan Barely feels like winter is over to us and already the British are complaining about the heat 😅 I may have lived here nearly 18 years, but still not really acclimatised. That said, it has generally been less cold than usual. I downloaded the #allotment polytunnel temperature data last weekend and in March only one night got near to 0°C, no minus temperatures, highs well into the 20s. It's a pity I've been too busy to make use of decent early growing conditions. npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan @npub1gd6…qnee people ... :( npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan @npub1sh4…32nx hah, love it. npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan Hm, I bet I could ferment in a repurposed PolyKeg... they're virgin PET with screw-on top fitting... really that ought to be fine, and I bet I can adapt the tops to do venting/blow-off and also top pressure/carb if needed. Could possibly pressure dispense from them too (coz bugger bottling). npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan Pondering getting back into beer homebrew... I had a brief stint at it over a decade ago, made a couple of nice beers, made a couple of less nice ones... no worse than "beer sample roulette" really. I still have most of the equipment, probably just need a new fermenter really. (Here's me looking at trying to cash time-cheques that'll bounce.) npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan @npub1gd6…qnee no idea what this is about, but it brought this random thought to my mind.... https://toot.ale.gd/system/media_attachments/files/112/218/285/956/735/119/original/ea5553155a89711a.jpg npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan Oh yay, notice of a 15.4% rent increase outta nowhere today. Because... "fair market rate". According to what fair market? npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan I see the Tories are still getting their marketing done by some kid on fiverr for a fiver. npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan "I'm do apologise for the impersonal approach but I have not been able to find a telephone number for you" Hmmmmm... welcome to the millennial* business world, boomer, we're taking over now. 😂 npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan "The idea was developed by the boss of a cryptocurrency firm with a string of failed businesses behind him." Just... why... why are Tories... TBH it's probably about what Tory party members deserve, that much I'd have little sympathy for if it had happened... but it also says a lot about the people governing* the country that this got any further than instantly being told to fuck off and die. https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2024/apr/04/tories-planned-to-make-millions-from-members-data-with-true-blue-app * supposedly npub18yxfxjyez4ddzdsls0rdrjaself2nuwctvzjt7lnt89fwf0rjlnspzv42y Yvan Also various references to boogers... probably also not it. Go deep enough and you do find a reference to pot (of course you do), this very specific one: Cannabis grown and sold in Lincolnshire, England "Mate, got an 8th of that Lincolnshire Green Gold?" "Yeah fam, I got you" https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=green%20and%20gold