𝓂𝓎 🅲🅷🅴🅼🅸🅲🅰🅻 𝒹𝑜𝓍𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓎

>can't afford squirrel helper
>buys squirrel assistant
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2024-08-02 02:42:12

Boomer meme
https://media.nicecrew.digital/3feb58d9f478a18e18b257b337c462c313ab5ba3af10918b67fe62a351c43a9e.jpg

2024-08-01 14:38:48

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You can't get rid of me that easy
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2024-08-01 04:45:51

Don't block me for saying this...
😾
Bios are straight

2024-07-30 02:05:07

They JUST now started blurring the fags testicle from the tranny last dinner Olympics thing when they replay it on TV.
:mfw_niggers3: ⚾

2024-07-30 01:06:25

Start acting weird
:n3f:
https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4797969-jd-vance-weird-insult-democrats/

2024-07-29 23:43:41

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Welcome back. I'd rather be late to this party then not at all.
❤️

2024-07-29 22:39:15

Kennedy: Kamala is radical and a bit of a ding dong
Cavuto: don't you think calling her names will hurt you at the polls? It's not constructive to call people names.
What a faggot.
>Don't call Kamala names
https://media.nicecrew.digital/3e64651c64841527f5870ecfd7a0b9d4b92f469a5923650a9a760e3d74b1241e.jpg

2024-07-29 20:01:56

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Poopoo tine is always in order for peepee tine.

2024-07-29 01:53:09

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So far both are good. Got iv to hydrate. Thanks fren . Hope I get to go home soon.

2024-07-29 01:38:28

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I hope that I just feel like I'm dying but actually not dying.

2024-07-29 00:33:22

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I'm in the corner of a hallway. Cold fingers going in and out of consciousness while I type. Nobody doing anything. Trying to control my breathing

2024-07-29 00:27:37

Please pray I'm having a panic attack and will be ok in. I. ER. Love you guys.

2024-07-28 02:48:53

I just punked out an entire family art a gathering. This fat bitch threw a beer at me and I told her she must be mad because he spandex don't fit her fat ass. Her bf didn't want none. Not sure how tough it makes me flexing on an entire family of yard gnomes but damnit it felt good and still does. Feels good to see a fat bitches bf try to hold her fat ass back because it's easier than coming at me. I feel like hulk fucking Hogan at the rnc. Let's f... Gooooooo🔥🔥🔥

2024-07-27 23:53:37

I'm going to bang my stalkers brothers wife so everything balances out.
🤷

2024-07-27 19:24:51

5 beers deep already
Fuck

2024-07-27 02:56:51

Fuck... I'm back on the slim shady train. Way better than kid Rock. Nigga. Click that shit.
https://youtu.be/BgqD-Bn5Quk-jxvA
#note1unm…ex5v

2024-07-27 01:29:06

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Absolutely brother. Have you ever dealt with people with legit schizophrenia?

2024-07-27 00:42:38

Warning: after the week and day I've had with the schizos, I'm about to get SCHWASTEDDDD. Might feel cute later and disrupt the TL continuum.

2024-07-26 22:24:07

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And a voice that makes me vomit

2024-07-25 16:15:08

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https://media.nicecrew.digital/2a8d8a789deb816ac85dc1bfcf7210d0c5622939f8ccf17f02b22fe1475f8676.gif

2024-07-24 20:44:06

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jeb¡
https://media.nicecrew.digital/55ea3854502694b6dc5ca3ce6531d59470385f50e5d6e5fdf1c7a85cbfce584f.mp4

2024-07-24 03:58:41

Meniscusussy
#note1gwu…ppls

2024-07-24 03:20:13

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I just have horrible timing
:mfw_niggers3:

2024-07-23 19:57:29

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Wink = secret
😉

2024-07-22 20:26:11

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In India, do you think they thinks it's awkward when their neighbor comes out to the street to shit at the same time and tries to spark up a conversation?

2024-07-22 20:14:56

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I wonder if the spiders also came out of her dad's assh***?
🕷️ :pepe_hispanic_excite:

2024-07-22 20:06:37

>gets lonely
>Lowers standards on dating app
>Swipes right on refugee
>Finally goes on date with refugee
>Asks refugee how her day was
https://media.nicecrew.digital/a5e733e4bb77308fae09962c0616e0c7c8446578bc9b22aa91e980e1d0d71480.mp4

2024-07-22 19:22:45

How many times has @npub1lf8…5clw appeared on AsianQTs?
#note12vf…h7n7

2024-07-22 18:45:24

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"... And I won't... Forget... The man (@ the rally) ... WHO DIED..."

2024-07-22 18:43:10

I watched a clip of a Trump rally 2 days ago and I can still hear
🎵 Proud... To be... An AmeriCAN
It's over :its_over_a:

2024-07-22 18:38:49

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Tank top rip yourself some bitches nigga
https://media.nicecrew.digital/837503e4b88a37fd87cf214ac06cdb785024edd183aeeacf8bcad3d91fbeee83.gif

2024-07-22 18:34:39

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Corn pop is gonna be pissed

2024-07-22 18:33:49

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Jacked up 2 tone brown van with a small heart shaped bubble window.

2024-07-22 18:28:31

But how do you get an Ethiopian pregnant? Start at her feet and let the to flies do the rest.
#note1xg9…wfp9

2024-07-22 18:17:30

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Start acting weird
https://media.nicecrew.digital/29b565844bb409e93a9b14849c4bb3ca2b8cecfa13ccfea6254f19e892e36d36.jpg

2024-07-22 18:04:44

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Now our dating apps are full of "refugee" tits.
:angry_boobs: :pepe_hispanic_excite:

2024-07-22 17:58:09

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Trump said that they have Israel the technology an be we didn't build an iron dome because we couldn't afford it.

2024-07-22 17:54:19

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They're not sending us their best tits across the border. Because of sleepy Joe, fentanyl tits are streaming across the border.
https://nitter.poast.org/_eightthoughts/status/1814017226292461914?s=42

2024-07-22 17:06:16

>we got fentanyl tits streaming across the border
😆
https://nitter.poast.org/_eightthoughts/status/1814017226292461914?

2024-07-20 04:46:23

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Hubcap pillow

2024-07-20 00:01:12

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2024-07-19 22:57:56

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Temu pillows? :pepe_cringe:

2024-07-19 21:06:40

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It's somebody that you think would be gay but actually isn't. High fashion.

2024-07-19 19:26:24

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https://media.nicecrew.digital/1f3c667e3e1425c137e047317421875c6d315f79ef3f1af587a02a80b7beb47a.jpg

2024-07-19 18:50:37

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Basically an Earl Gray tea latte with a hint of vanilla. Pretty cozy.

2024-07-19 18:47:10

Gotten very little sleep this week. Just made a London fog and put a rain video on for lunch time. Never been able to nap at work but damnit I'm going to try. When I get home I'm eating a 50mg gummy. 🍵

2024-07-19 17:32:08

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#crappening

2024-07-19 03:51:33

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Nostr is for faggots

2024-07-19 03:50:10

Actually considered voting. After this. Absolutely not in Idiocracy world.
https://x.com/magaincwarroom/status/1814111373103673781?s=42

2024-07-19 02:05:38

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Jason Kessler talking about Richard Spencer is the Fed leading a Fed

2024-07-19 01:54:33

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Tell ya what. I'll split the difference I'll get the ear patch wet to make it super heavy. 💅🏼

2024-07-19 01:49:11

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Trump derangement syndrome works both ways

2024-07-17 20:11:28

There's no way somebody left that many hairs on the toilet seat without yanking them out.
:mfw_niggers3:

2024-07-17 19:13:44

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When they said her name was oosha or some shit, I imagined he has pooped in the street at least a couple times to make her feel welcome.

2024-07-17 19:06:31

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He changed my day twice now. It's the least I could do.

2024-07-17 19:02:47

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That's a great idea. He's probably an intern so I probably don't have very long.
I'm going to look now and at least see if I know anybody from his department that can possibly give that info.
You're right with him being young. There's hope.

2024-07-17 18:52:22

I just bumped into the kid that helped me clean up the coffee. I said "hey thanks again man for helping me" and he says "no problem. God has blessed me, so I just want to help others feel blessed". Blew my doors off in today's world.
Gun craw.
#note139g…vxc8

2024-07-16 04:12:49

Trump's return
https://media.nicecrew.digital/9e327315dfada7e78762a363725816131bedbf91b2b8a01adb8a3b3f23c0b58e.mp4

2024-07-16 04:01:26

https://media.nicecrew.digital/9fd048aa6891308d3c9edec10b431c67d113c7b36a953e6eef58950be5d5dc10.jpg

2024-07-16 01:53:17

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I was in the last stall in the back and heard somebody come in the stall next to me. I stand up and see over the stall he's peeing. Why didn't he use a urinal? Why'd he use the stall next to me and not the far one?
😭

2024-07-15 23:37:19

I feel like I was basically assaulted in the mens room today at work.
:jeb_cry:

2024-07-15 20:31:49

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I bet somebody was too fat to walk over and check it out.

2024-07-15 20:29:58

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It took me 2 years to get half those followers
:mfw_niggers3:

2024-07-15 20:11:02

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https://media.nicecrew.digital/dda65a3bdebbed4c96527660ca160167b7f69b5de9ce74d57ab75cb738825f6b.gif

2024-07-15 20:02:01

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Yes that shit. Got so bad that I was drinking them to chase liquor at night. Today shall kick off EDA (energy drinks anonymous)

2024-07-15 19:47:55

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I'm with you we can do it together. I didn't by buy any monster last week. I thought it was the caffeine but it's the other shit. I have been sluggish but death wish coffee on days I don't have a choice to rest.

2024-07-15 18:57:48

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2 weeks = 14 days
🤯

2024-07-15 18:46:03

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I'm having a hard time telling if this is satire 🤔

2024-07-15 17:32:57

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Just the name of that emote 😆
There's probably a ton that I don't know exist.
Here's to kicking butt this week while holding ones pants up.
💅🏼

2024-07-15 17:29:32

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🩴😏
Time off is always nice but I never get enough rest.
Forgot my belt this morning so it's all droopy drawers Monday for me.
:pepe_cringe:
🩳

2024-07-15 17:17:29

GM sweetcart... I got some Pete's on sale a while back and forgot I had it. Made a Pete's cappuccino this morning and thought of you. How was your weekend?
@npub1cdj…jev5

2024-07-15 15:58:45

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It was just popping sounds. The gun/sniper theory was Russian disinformation.

2024-07-15 08:19:49

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That the simple thing that is basically fact that gets me.
>They seen the kid before he fired.
>They left him fire before firing on him.
What next? Sniper dies in helicopter accident?

2024-07-14 23:10:38

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Amy Schumer

2024-07-14 21:51:32

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He was overboard. No self awareness.

2024-07-14 21:07:57

Hot topic subjects only have a 48 hour cycle anyways so I might as well...
Biggest fact/failure here is secret service let the guy get a shot off. I watched live TV eye witness testimony cut 3 times. Ginger guy fieri swirled online but now is on mainstream media and there's too many big pundits pointing out the biggest fact/failure to put the genie back in the bottle regardless if they release a vague press conference.
Trying to speculate how this is going to play out. I imagine certain details won't come out for ten years.

2024-07-14 20:53:29

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Lol that's not spit on the mic

2024-07-14 19:32:26

Cheater cheater
Text deleter

2024-07-14 19:16:22

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Hawk shootah
Ya get me?

2024-07-14 19:12:05

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At least the chaos erased the hawk tuah girl 🤷

2024-07-14 19:09:00

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2024-07-14 19:07:41

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Maybe they lost it putting up that fence
https://media.nicecrew.digital/2c3f7983d1d88873cdac0366e30279604391b116f3935faa99505cb745397bfd.jpg

2024-07-14 11:42:59

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https://media.nicecrew.digital/13e29a73391143a557cda58676530af68e2152289dd353dbc6744043606b06a5.mp4

2024-07-14 05:45:42

Actual footage of the shooter
#note1vqz…wwv5
https://media.nicecrew.digital/7d40630e9632245f2dda5132b8afed483a842d7feb9d44d7c1d6e7fccaef0c43.jpg

2024-07-14 05:22:01

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https://media.nicecrew.digital/29e893f75eba9da2860a967ee19ddfb2224e3ee48ca09e2f32a63b3994baaf6a.jpg

2024-07-14 05:21:12

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I feel weird thinking about Matty when I put pepper on my food. 😫

2024-07-14 05:15:47

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Out here in Amish

2024-07-14 04:03:34

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Maybe he ran off with mine 🤯

2024-07-14 04:02:23

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The trajectory matches the angle of musk chest 🤓
https://media.nicecrew.digital/bb651b221aa40efd6344bd9cf8621e54ad468e15cd01f8910ad395025ffb73b2.jpg

2024-07-14 04:00:35

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"I'm back to being after you now"
Points turkey leg at you.
:n3f: 🍗

2024-07-14 03:56:02

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You know I like to make random predictions for when people return.
:hhhhh:

2024-07-14 03:52:44

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He'll return by August 13th
🔮

2024-07-14 03:19:36

https://media.nicecrew.digital/d60aaaa817ed0fb28bae88b09332bcfc53374cb9805ba266464f555aac1c171c.jpg

2024-07-14 03:08:55

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Is that supposed to be the bullet whizzing?

2024-07-14 03:01:53

Tried to notify secret service that a guy was crawling around on the roof with a gun. Was ignored. Nevermind that he's wearing a visor with the guy fieri hair.
https://x.com/endwokeness/status/1812273630702952543/mediaviewer

2024-07-14 02:50:53

All conservative voters and media outlets right now
https://media.nicecrew.digital/00699de57ae1319dfc10e1f8bd2d529116e4c185679c8c64dcf7c24453b20752.jpg

2024-07-14 02:36:15

Secret service: "are you ready? MOVE!"
Trump: "let me get my shoe"
Crowd: "USA USA USA!!"
https://media.nicecrew.digital/3e0c4a9f7b779df5328d3ac4eea099490ec0462a30adb3205b95ee492a7d463c.gif

2024-07-14 01:48:39

"There's absolutely no place for political violence in our democracy... Michelle and I are praying for a quick recovery."
Barrack Obama

2024-07-14 01:47:20

Eye witness feed cut then mayor who was in front row with no audio after 2 attempts.

2024-07-14 00:41:31

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They just had an eye witness that looked like Gavin McInnes and soon as he started talking they cut the feed on Fox News.