BTCPianoTuner
BTC Piano Tuner 🎹⚡️⛏

#Pianos, #Bitcoin only, traveling through space and time on a sound wave

Public Key

npub1xuam6elydvex3r80vz4frjy5gacanzj09hpldumlny8ltcqq6yxsatkdnq

NIP-57 Address

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsrwwaavljxkvng3nhkp253ez2ywuwe3f8jmslk7dlejrl4uqqdzrgpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dsd8ma5t

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relay.damus.io

nos.lol

Author Public Key

npub1xuam6elydvex3r80vz4frjy5gacanzj09hpldumlny8ltcqq6yxsatkdnq

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Last Notes

2024-06-02 17:49:30

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From now on when people ask me if I’m voting or who I’m voting for, I’m just going to tell them to go eat bananas.

2024-06-01 19:15:41

In 1937, the International Standards Organization at the World’s Fair in Paris created a Comité that came up with acoustic vocabulary, measurements, and set a standard pitch of “A” at 440 cycles per second. This Comité was known as the CIA 👀

2024-06-01 15:37:53

Go touch some grass
#Bitcoin
https://m.primal.net/IUtw.jpg

2024-06-01 14:50:52

New tool roll
https://m.primal.net/IUtN.jpg

2024-05-30 19:15:22

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Sounds like maybe we had some miscommunication. I agree there are people who don’t care, but that’s not who my post was for. It was mostly for the people who think they can find a free square grand and sell it for $40k. A historical analogy.
Maybe you have an entertaining analogy for LCD screens? 😁

2024-05-30 18:37:26

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It makes me sad that you would rather disrespect pianos than learn the difference between instruments that are obviously different.
https://m.primal.net/ISqv.jpg

2024-05-30 17:57:50

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I agree that upright pianos are a different story, but that’s not what I was referring to in my post. I mean a square grand piano. It’s a different instrument than an upright.
https://m.primal.net/ISow.jpg

2024-05-30 17:32:10

Why square grand pianos are not worth much if anything:
How valuable is a horse & buggy to those who race in NASCAR? Even a fully-restored quality-brand-name horse & buggy will not be wanted in NASCAR.
It’s not up to modern professional standards. It’s a novel antique.

2024-05-29 13:36:23

There’s an antique #piano for everyone!
What’s your pick?
More like keyboard instrument as some of these are not pianos lol
https://m.primal.net/IRRA.jpg

2024-05-29 13:35:32

#Bitcoin
#ETF
#Wallstreet
https://m.primal.net/IRQx.jpg

2024-05-15 19:42:27

A brief explanation of the size difference in keys for a #Bitcoin wallet, depending on if you use 12 or 24 words.
https://m.primal.net/IHAb.jpg

2024-05-14 21:09:45

I see Nostr as a permanent, uncensorable, unalterable, public documentation platform, not a social networking platform, though it works as that too. Maybe if it was advertised as this and not a social media platform, more people might find it interesting
Similar to how Bitcoin is a permanent, uncensorable, unalterable public financial platform.

2024-05-14 12:51:14

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I believe Nostr is the answer to permanent, public documentation in the same way Bitcoin is, but complimentary. We should use Nostr to do what Bitcoin can’t and use Bitcoin to do what Nostr can’t. This way, everything is permanent and verifiable by anyone anywhere at any time. It forces the accountability we need to heal humanity.

2024-05-12 23:11:42

#Bitcoin
https://m.primal.net/IGCu.jpg

2024-05-12 19:24:36

Last year the fires made the sky orange. This year the storms made the sky purple.
What could be important about the colors orange and purple?

2024-05-12 16:14:07

12 semitones in an octave.
12 words in your Bitcoin seed phrase.

2024-05-10 22:45:59

I have a business profile on #Nostr which is uncensorable and unfuckwithable.
It is verified by an inscription on #Bitcoin which is equally as uncensorable and unfuckwithable.
My business is immortalized.
GFY

2024-05-10 12:21:24

#Bitcoin for Businesses
A 2FA business authentication method using Bitcoin and Nostr, two decentralized protocols that are 💯 verifiable by anyone anywhere at any time.
This public business ID does not rely on governments, banks or any third party for legitimacy.
One of our biggest challenges at the moment is digital identity and wondering who to trust. Who is legitimate and who is a bot or clone of a legitimate business? This is a big problem on the internet overall.
All current methods of ID require use of government or some other third party that may not be readily available to everyone globally. #Bitcoin and #Nostr are both global protocols that cannot be controlled, shut down, or manipulated allowing for a permanent, static ID for businesses.
This method requires a Nostr profile npub and an on-chain inscription of your business. If you have a logo, I would suggest a JPEG inscription including your business info.
Let’s start with the Nostr profile. Create a profile on Nostr with a npub and a nsec using any client you prefer. KEEP YOUR NSEC SECRET! You can use an extension like @getAlby for more security. This is how you control your profile. The npub will be what you share publicly.
Set up your Nostr profile for your business including pertinent information such as business name, phone, email, website, address, etc. whatever you need to run your business. Add your logo as your pfp. I used @primal_app
The next part involves a #Bitcoin on-chain inscription. Since it is a jpeg, I believe it is called an ordinal inscription, but that isn’t important. This inscription will essentially be a detailed business card for your business.
Based on my findings, ordinals require specific wallet types to retain the inscription. Here is a guide to jpeg inscriptions. https://www.nervos.org/knowledge-base/guide_to_inscriptions
You will need a taproot enabled wallet. I used a seedsigner with taproot enabled.
I used @Ordinalbot to mint my ID document. It cost around $180 or 280,000 sats which seems a bit pricy, but government business registration & licensing isn’t free either. My JPEG was 59kb in size. I used 14pt font and it is still readable.
In the inscription, you must include the same info in your Nostr profile and your npub. You will also need to include a wallet address that you plan to use for your business. KEEP YOUR INSCRIPTION WALLET AND BUSINESS WALLET SEPERATE. You should have two different wallets.
Your business can use different wallet addresses for actual payments for services if you still wish to maintain some level of privacy; I would expect your wallet software to give you a new address for each tx anyway. Make sure you are providing the address to your client from your Nostr verifiable info to avoid confusion.
The wallet containing your inscription will be a wallet specifically for your inscription. DO NOT use it to pay for things or accept new txs unless you are skilled in coin control. You can freeze the UTXO on @SparrowWallet
Once your inscription has all the correct info (check if correct more than once) you can mint it to the chain. Now you have a block #, tx id, and an inscription on the blockchain that can be viewed by anyone anywhere at any time.
To view yours and other inscriptions, you will need to run a fully synced node with an ordinal explorer app. @Umbrel has this available. Or you can use https://www.ord.io
Going back to your Nostr profile, you can add the tx id, your business wallet address, and block # of your inscription and the inscription itself (jpeg). Both your npub and inscription now exist immutably on two seperate decentralized protocols without use of a third party.
Any question of your Nostr profile can be verified by your inscription and your inscription can be verified by your Nostr profile. Any clones/bots will have a different npub which can be verified by your inscription as it won’t match.
Maybe your business info changes over time and that is okay. You can post any updates to your Nostr profile. Even if you change everything about your business, your npub will remain the same and can still be verified by your inscription.
Besides being able to verify your business identity, other Bitcoin users will be able to audit your business based on the wallet address you provided. This will keep businesses honest and will allow others to know its current value in bitcoin at a glance. Customers will also have a trusted address to pay to if there is a question.
If you’re worried inscription space will run out, there are 2.1 quadrillion satoshis and you only need one to hold an inscription. ~70M have already been inscribed on. If all 8 billion people claimed 3 businesses, that would only be 24B inscriptions, ~0.0011% of total satoshis.
As a service business owner, it is important to be identified for my clients as I will need to be allowed into their home to work on their pianos. It’s also just good to know you’re not talking to a scammer posing as some other business.
Convincing businesses of all sizes to do this will be interesting. I think the tech will be the biggest hurdle. This is all optional like using #Bitcoin or #Nostr is optional.
https://m.primal.net/IFJM.jpg

2024-05-04 14:38:21

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As a service business, an ID is absolutely necessary. Not many people want an anonymous guy in a beater car wearing a black hoodie to show up expecting to be let into their house for work.
A professional look with ID is much better.
I don’t trust the old system (fiat/govt)
What better way to be a Bitcoin business than to be Identified on #Bitcoin .

2024-05-04 12:23:10

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Reasoning:
When you start a business you have to:
-register with the govt
-business bank account
-press release
-govt is fake and corrupt
-banks are fake
-media is fake
If I could do the same things but on #Bitcoin , my business would be “registered” but for real.

2024-05-04 12:13:37

I would like to “register” my business on #Bitcoin
To do this, I will need to mint a tx with my logo and pertinent business info (location, phone, email, services provided, etc.)
I need to link a wallet to this identifier.
A digital business ID. How does one do this?

2024-05-03 12:43:43

#Bitcoin
https://m.primal.net/IChx.jpg

2024-05-01 18:55:32

What do you guys think? Maybe both?
https://m.primal.net/ICCA.jpg

2024-05-01 18:54:57

When the first musical pitch standard was implemented by the French government and signed into law, the British commented: You need the government to tell you how to tune your fiddle? 🤣

2024-04-23 14:29:55

In terms of manufacturing, we used to have good, solid, well-built squares. Now after a century of fiat and many corners cut, all we have are flimsy circles.
#Bitcoin

2024-04-19 13:21:21

Happy Halving to all!
#Bitcoin
https://m.primal.net/HxKE.jpg

2024-04-01 22:31:24

If I had an ounce of #gold for every harpsichord I’ve tuned, it would still be more valuable than your #bitcoin .
https://m.primal.net/HqVl.jpg

2024-04-01 22:30:52

#Pianos are a joke compared to #harpsichords and it’s not even close.
#Bitcoin is a joke compared to #gold and it’s not even close.
https://m.primal.net/HqVj.jpg

2024-04-01 22:30:06

#harpsichords are far superior to pianos. Faster repetition, fuller tone, more keys & you don’t get that “whacking” sound from piano hammers.
#gold is better than #bitcoin for the same reasons, plus you can touch it.
You can use gold and harpsichords when the power goes out too
https://m.primal.net/HqVi.jpg

2024-04-01 22:10:40

On this April 1st, 2024, I have decided to stop working on #pianos and #bitcoin .
Instead, I will be pursuing a more progressive career as a #Harpsichord tuner who owns #gold.
You can call me AU Harpsichord Tuner.
I’m working on a new pfp that will be revealed tomorrow.

2024-03-28 11:20:57

88th day of the year
$88,440 by the end of the day
#Bitcoin
#WorldPianoDay

2024-03-26 11:44:45

“If you want the keys to this universe, you must think in terms of energy, frequency, and vibration”
-Nikola Tesla on pianos

2024-03-21 12:43:53

Everybody wants to be a Bitcoiner,
Because a bitcoiner’s the kinda cat,
Who knows where it’s at.
https://m.primal.net/Hmxa.jpg

2024-03-18 17:20:47

Now we know where all that Avant-garde trash comes from.
Let’s End the Fed and focus on real music again.
#Bitcoin
https://m.primal.net/HmFY.jpg

2024-03-17 17:25:42

hey frens
buy #bitcoin
https://m.primal.net/Hltw.jpg

2024-03-14 22:01:49

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Unfortunately you can’t tune it from the back

2024-03-14 17:48:21

Now that you’re rich, get your piano tuned!

2024-03-13 12:33:40

BTFD = Beethoven Tends to Favor Disonance
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2024-03-12 17:21:29

BACHteria
The most famous Germy composer

2024-03-12 11:48:00

#Bitcoin treats people the way they deserve to be treated.
#Bitcoin is Justice and Judgement
Love and have faith in bitcoin?
Bitcoin is generous.
Ignore bitcoin?
Bitcoin ignores you.
Hate and insult bitcoin?
Bitcoin makes you look like a fool.
Disrespect and trade bitcoin carelessly?
Bitcoin rips you a new one.

2024-03-11 20:24:34

Happy End of BTFP Day!

2024-03-11 13:09:45

I will never tell anyone how much bitcoin I have, but there will be signs
https://m.primal.net/HjmF.jpg

2024-03-01 22:44:17

My neighbor’s donkeys escaped or something so I bought more #bitcoin
Am I doing this right?

2024-03-01 22:43:47

This isn’t a bull market, it’s a financial revolution.
#bitcoin

2024-02-29 22:23:22

I found some more money in a piano today.
I think it’s Lego money though…
https://m.primal.net/HgSo.jpg

2024-02-27 20:17:40

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essentially it's a piano hammer gun

2024-02-27 20:16:09

Rebuilding an Ibach wippen circa 1910
#pianos #Ibach
https://m.primal.net/Hfgp.jpg

2024-02-27 14:08:59

GM
https://m.primal.net/Hfax.jpg

2024-02-25 19:26:19

So I bought a new chainsaw.
It’s a business expense for my piano business.
It’s a business expense?
Yes. Help me out guys.
Why do I need a chainsaw to work on pianos? 👇

2024-02-23 19:50:23

With some motivation and hard work, you too can train your bendy, meat sticks to play #piano too!
✋🤚🎹

2024-02-23 18:17:13

#USD
enjoy
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2024-02-18 16:08:06

This is a public announcement to go clean your computer fans!
I keep having noisy or problematic hardware. I take it apart to find it’s dirty and needs cleaning.
Then it works great and is much quieter! So far this includes miners and mini pcs
This is also true for pianos!

2024-02-14 19:39:18

IYKYK
#piano #preparedpiano
https://m.primal.net/Hcqr.jpg

2024-02-14 13:38:37

Which is a better place to store jpegs?
Pianos or #bitcoin ?
https://m.primal.net/Hclp.jpg

2024-02-12 18:52:49

#Bitcoin
$50,000
https://m.primal.net/HcPF.jpg

2024-02-12 02:18:46

#Bitcoin glissando
$88,440 in play
https://m.primal.net/HcIq.jpg

2024-02-07 22:39:03

#Bitcoin right now
https://m.primal.net/HbKJ.jpg

2024-02-06 18:13:21

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it's fun pissing off the demons

2024-02-06 17:57:34

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they said, "these keys don't work. If you can fix them, you get to keep the money"
I think you know what happened next...

2024-02-06 15:47:24

#Bitcoin fixes this
https://m.primal.net/Haxm.jpg

2024-02-02 13:13:50

Today in Punxsutawney, Phil climbed out of his hole to see #Bitcoin .
He then announced 11 more weeks until the halving!
⚡️⚡️🎉🎉🎉⚡️⚡️
https://m.primal.net/HaPc.png

2024-02-01 12:54:05

Catch 22
We never tune the piano because no one plays it.
No one plays it because it’s out of tune and sounds bad.
Get your piano tuned!

2024-01-28 21:33:10

Outdoor piano made by a colleague. One of a kind! A smaller piano encased in the shell of a larger piano. 100% rain proof.
https://m.primal.net/HZeq.jpg
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2024-01-25 13:58:49

1 #Bitcoin = 1 Bitcoin
1 Hour = 1 Hour
Yes?

2024-01-24 15:59:22

#bitcoin right now
https://m.primal.net/HZAM.jpg

2024-01-21 16:12:53

I receive messages from my future self all the time.
#note157g…xz83

2024-01-21 13:22:29

#Bitcoin right now
https://m.primal.net/HYgO.png

2024-01-19 14:48:43

My Musical Condition
I have a serious condition.
It’s only fatal if not acted upon.
Great suffering surfaces if it is neglected.
The condition is called Music.
My life is in a strangle-hold,
I am like a fish in a bowl.
I can see out but am unable to leave,
there is no exit.
Music haunts me wherever I tread,
it follows me to bed,
it keeps me up at night,
I can’t escape!
Ear worms drip from my lobes.
Few of my friends understand my pain.
The suffering of a creative;
what a loud world I inhabit.
But my condition is not hopeless,
there is a treatment.
No medicine is effective.
No doctor can save me.
To survive, I must express.
I must release my music,
from my body and from my soul,
I must bring out that which is within.
There are no rules,
there are no restrictions.
Any music will do,
no music is ineffective.
Everyday I am forced to create,
or else my nature will die;
My soul will wither,
my mind will perish.
Music is my lifeline.
I cherish it with all my heart.
It is sacred,
as it encourages the human condition.

2024-01-15 21:55:46

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all part of the job

2024-01-15 21:53:20

I got some weird juju vibes from a piano action I brought into my shop recently for some refurbishment. I decieded to smudge today. Definitely some weird shit attached to some of these pianos.

2024-01-14 02:12:01

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here it is https://www.patrimonionacional.es/colecciones-reales/instrumentos-musicales/pianoforte-juan-del-marmol?fbclid=IwAR0zUH2s2INoZuj7iKrAvYfm1vKm9cIZLbulu8Dp60lVW0kjz49YzOiEjhc_aem_AQHaGxPHHgi-6e-KPriYgw5R5M7aTfUHcF-hpQWBSBeQ-WKBOp0rhAqrCkBcBCoBBSs

2024-01-14 01:53:22

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this is mother of pearl with rosewood
https://m.primal.net/HXlM.jpg

2024-01-14 01:49:46

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I would guess ebony with gold and silver filigree

2024-01-13 22:41:18

Now that's a set of keys!
https://m.primal.net/HXke.jpg

2024-01-13 00:11:52

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I meant a pneumatic player piano that extends beyond human capability, but this is awesome too! 🤣

2024-01-12 20:49:00

I have my S9 set to 1kWh with fans at 35%.
I measured the pitch it’s producing at 65Hz. This is equivalent to C2 at about 10cents flat. Funny enough, my piano is tuned to A435 and it lines up perfectly.

2024-01-12 19:55:42

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because it breaks all the rules 😈

2024-01-12 19:10:08

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🤣
that would be epic on a player piano

2024-01-12 13:03:55

GM
Music is cool because it allows you to control the speed of time.

2024-01-11 20:32:12

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im convinced the debt based syatem will not survive in a bitcoin world.

2024-01-11 20:23:32

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so you're saying blackrock's only relevance is fiat backed loans? I can't imagine that will last very long

2024-01-11 19:55:27

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demons always make things seem cheaper, easier, and more convenient.

2024-01-11 18:15:28

If blackrock custodies bitcoin with Coinbase, then why do people even need blackrock? Just buy on Coinbase.
So blackrock is irrelevant.
If you mine your bitcoin and self custody, why even buy on Coinbase?
So Coinbase is irrelevant.

2024-01-11 18:08:12

Your vibration has an influence and can be influenced. Check your frequency.
#note16m3…xqf6

2024-01-11 15:44:39

now that the prelude is over, let's get on with the concerto
#Bitcoin

2024-01-11 15:11:28

#Bitcoin
https://m.primal.net/HXWz.jpg

2024-01-11 14:11:45

Laser eyes until everyone has a #piano

2024-01-11 13:36:40

Service to others.
There is no higher calling.

2024-01-10 13:45:52

the SEC investigating themselves
🤡
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2024-01-09 21:02:31

How do you hold a tuning fork while using both hands? You put it between your teeth and hear it in your head while you listen to the string on the piano. One hand on the key, one hand on the tuning lever, and the fork in your teeth.
https://m.primal.net/HXJP.jpg

2024-01-09 20:34:16

#Sonoluminescence
An explosion of light from a collapsing bubble.
12,000+ kelvins
Hot and bright🤩
#Bitcoin

2024-01-08 22:01:55

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ETF has 0 utility 🤣

2024-01-08 21:57:53

An actual photo of the #Bitcoin ETF.
Notice how there are no keys. That’s because they won’t let you touch them, or see them, or smell them or nothing. GOOD LUCK 🤣
Buy and self custody real #btc instead of the fiat bankers’ paper!
https://m.primal.net/HXCD.jpg

2024-01-08 20:42:22

#Bitcoin to $1million!!
LFG!!!
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2024-01-08 20:23:56

$69k is PEANUTS!
LFG!!!!
#Bitcoin

2024-01-08 14:32:49

Jan 8, 1835 – "US President Andrew Jackson announces a celebratory dinner after having reduced the United States national debt to zero for the only time."
“The United States federal government has continuously had a fluctuating public debt since its formation in 1789, except for about a year during 1835–1836, a period in which the nation, during the presidency of Andrew Jackson, completely paid the national debt.”

2024-01-08 12:28:18

Bitcoin will play wallstreet like a fiddle...erm...piano
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2024-01-07 14:47:30

#Gold is obsolete as money anyway
#Bitcoin
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2024-01-06 22:39:59

#Bitcoin
https://m.primal.net/HWow.jpg

2024-01-06 17:47:41

These keys are stored cold. Are yours?
#Bitcoin
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