The dog picture boosts will continue until morale improves.
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Last Notes npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 Imagine if the Iranians actually manage to overthrow the towels and get their king back? The news would have to show us good news for once. It might break the entire system 😂 npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 no rush homie it goes for the whole year npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 he seems nice npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 done and done! npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 no worries, can you send me a link to the PayPal page? That’s likely going to go easier than trying to use btc from this shithole prison island. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 legend! What dance do I need to do to grab one? npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 RE: https://social.lansky.name/@hn50/115802544998462195 npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 [@DuhLaurien](https://mk.spook.social/@DuhLaurien ) @npub13qq…9xy8 is there a new calendar? My new place has a magnificent shed but a good shed needs a nudie calendar. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 Remember when tech news was about new tech, not just about more price increases and shortages of current / old tech? npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 beagle definitely Bassett I’m less convinced npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 quality doggo tho npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 blurry but cute. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 if we stop importing third worlders by the truckload the housing market will collapse, so trampling citizens rights is all we will get. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 it’s because she’s a retard. It’s hard to notice because she’s so pretty and charming, but she’s a retard. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 planning a p Diddy party? npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 I’m getting spam emails from Warren g because he wants to sell me barbecue sauce. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 In awe at the size of this parf. Heckin unit. https://youtu.be/aMVEfpbBxAQ npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 Finally saw Metallica again last night. I was at their last Brisbane show, 15 years ago. Lazy cunts 😂 npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 SEE THAT YOU RETARDS!? THAT'S A FEDORA! THE DOUCHEBAG HAT IS A TRILBY! npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 it used to be babysitting with a side of education, now it’s indoctrination and control. If somebody learns something that’s good. It doesn’t have to be true or accurate, or math, as long as they’re learning to be dependent on authority, taking on the groupthink, and ratting out anybody who isn’t on board. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 how? What? Which? npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 I wish somebody I knew had a husky. They’re such hilarious dogs. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 and when somebody fights back against the media they won’t choose the producers and writers and directors and cheque-writers who are responsible. They’ll attack a cute weather girl or airhead anchor who has no influence but as a rallying point for the enemy. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 England is fucked. Some towels stab a bunch of cunts on a train (as usual these days) and the only thing Starmer has to say to the people is “do as you’re told peons”. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 isn’t she just 😍 npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 that’s not a dick ya retard that’s “call somebody in authority” levels of malnutrition. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 yeah somebody needs to get that skinny bitch some toast. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 so cute <3 npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 my favourite part is where Ralph Wiggum eats the poison berries. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 only heroes will be race and gender swapped. Villains will remain white men. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 If you want to know a bit more about the actual people being fucked around by Putin and Zelensky and friends, without all the state propaganda, you could do worse than subscribe to my favourite sexy soviet grannie (it's not a big niche) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iiU3EP6cFY npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 I managed to fuck the taters, but this is the first time I’ve got a good result from a brisket npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 you run out of eggs quicker? npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 What could possibly go wrong!? https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/armed-police-swarm-student-after-ai-mistakes-bag-of-doritos-for-a-weapon-3273512/ npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 if the government only governments a little harder surely everything suddenly be fine for everyone forever, right? npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 I wish I were better at getting old without regret. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 the detailed answer is "depends on the car model, terrain, and what kind truck you get, but often just brute force" which is why you let the guy with the truck work it out, he knows more about it than us. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 towey will know what to do just stay out of his way. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 He’s a heckin good boy npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 what'd I miss? npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 Humanity: I can’t believe that ice cube war of the worlds was real… npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 The idea of somebody playing children’s music in the car never occurs to me. When I was a kid we listened to whatever the grownups wanted to listen to, or we put headphones on. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 seems pretty clear that’s what online leftists are doing. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 some dodgey American food npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 I wanna try bagel bites. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 Wife is watching too many tv shows about the mushroom broad. I’m gonna start watching her closely in the kitchen 😂 npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 Wife has started in on me to drink wine so we don’t have to move it. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 This. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 NGL designing my own soap dish was one of the first things I ever did with my makerbot back in the day 😂 npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 FYI Archer went back to formula and is fun again. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 she seems nice. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 this is nice npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 this is a terrible idea. Half of crimes will end in shootouts with police. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 I just realised this is something cunts actually do.... Which means my dream of an indoor hammock could one day be a reality. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 I am so, so, so *fucking tired* of the word and concept, "metroidvania". npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 that’s a chaotic motion tho, need a period one. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 Somebody should make a little solar powered pendulum you put on your hammock strap that makes it swing. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 Once again, amazing fucking gibberish from the "AI" npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 I miss having an ebook reader that's lighter than my iPad and has fewer distractions. What're you guys using? Obviously Kindle is out of the running these days. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 private housing must be made to be a lousy investment, which of course is a non starter for the boomers. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/114/962/546/991/980/049/original/77cb1ae585e4ec37.png npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 there is no woman in the world so ugly some simp or no standards thirsty cunt in her circle wouldn’t hit it. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 This week in “entertaining” and “informative” programming we have a 4 hour argument between a guy who thinks anybody who critiques Israel is literally Hitler, and a guy who thinks all Jews are vermin and should be exterminated. 🥱 npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 YouTube has a system that makes skipping over host ad reads super easy, and thank fuck for that. Fuck you and your vpn lies cunts. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 this is so fucking stupid. I know it’s just a meme but holy fucking shit. Sometimes you gotta take a stand somewhere. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 Except of course private enterprise didn’t do that, did they? The government did. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/114/929/636/006/107/491/original/a19278d3a78f83ab.mp4 npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 Holy shit cunts do *not* watch Happy Gilmore 2. It fucking suuuuuuuuiicks. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 well it’s night *now* npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 nah I’m makin lunch npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 they missed the “not a fag” box where you go about a normal human life. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 it doesn’t matter if the normies understand what the socialism they want will cost in liberty and bloating the state, the commies they’ll be voting for sure will. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 when I stop we’ll both know. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 If you see this at the mall and you think of trying it, don’t. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 Stubbed my toe hours ago, still pretty sore. Must’ve done a good job this time. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 I’ll make sure she’s well looked-after. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 oh no! Jennifer love hugetits now has a fat ass! This is just terrible! Just leave her with me, I’ll clear this all up and make sure she doesn’t bother you fancy snob cunts 😂 npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 they don’t. I took a bunch of art classes it was nothing but stupid history bullshit and theory. Nobody gave a fuck about trying to improve my skills at actually doing an art. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 kinda. Gold is super useful and it will never be worthless. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 why? You’re going to end up with something that can’t do the high speed shit any more and shitty USB cables are cheaper than free. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 I think I’d rather switch to PHP than Python. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 that’s fucken awesome npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 Man I hope they sell enough of those new C64s to start making new Amigas. I will buy the fuck out of a new Amiga. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 what’re you trying to make this time anyway? npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 I meant fibreglass over the “wood” npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 … or glass it. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 you have 35 children with the kind of skanks who’re up for being baby momma number twelve, some kids are going to jail, the rest to therapy. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 I don’t want to be that guy (lies, yes I do) but I fucken told you cunts those Epstein files were never coming. This is how blackmail rings work. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 Sure, trump is on the Epstein list and somehow it never occurred to the democrats to release that information over the last 12 years 😂😂😂 npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 oh no I’m not falling for that. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 it would seem not, but my money is on she and you having a lot of overlap in appreciative audiences. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 it’s amazing that there’s so many simps in the world that grown ass women think anybody would / should listen to their retarded hot takes like this crap 😂 npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 god I miss fireworks night 😭😭😭 npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 GODDAMMIT THE YEAR 2000 WAS LAST WEEK I REMEMBER IT CLEARLY npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 2…. But I feel like we’ve seen her before. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 I do that in my old age. It’s slightly easier to work some ideas through that way, and I’m usually alone so why not? npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 Ever see a cunt fighting an Emu on dashcam? You’re welcome. https://youtu.be/ck-nptgW6tE npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 Has a sitting president ever dropped an f-bomb in an interview before? npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 she has guns and money and muscles? npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 they have no idea
