I’ll get to this.
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Last Notes npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 Maybe you guys can help me: I'm looking for some security cameras that can operate with batteries, that will stream to something on my LAN and *never* call home, auto-update, require some fucking app on my phone, or anything else of the sort. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 Yes Kayo, it’s not the Titans and Knights I want to watch, but the women’s NRL. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 Birth control is probably the worst thing that’s happened to us in the last hundred years. And yes that includes the hydrogen bomb. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 Kenneth, what’s the frequency!? npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 cheaper to take dmt at home and travel that way. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 or it’s just some leb or coconut trying to look like a tough cunt npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 also: chinesium va steel. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 the CCP are paying them to flood the market npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 For some reason now every fucking word I type on the mastodon web interface gets highlighted as if it's a spelling mistake. It's fucking annoying as hell. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 I would switch banks to not have these fucking 1 to 2 week delays on credit card transactions showing up in my downloads. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 A hard earned thirst needs a big cold beer. Cheers cunts. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 nobody is going to have a chance to vote for him so it’s all moot. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 as a white dude in the west married to a white broad with no kids who isn’t a commie and doesn’t believe in any of y’all’s favourite version of “god” I’m already the villain in almost everybody’s story. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 the important thing is that everybody in the room be aware of your opinion at all times, and that anybody who thinks otherwise is both evil and retarded and must be argued with constantly. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 Man, vodka and cranberry with just a little limoncello is the shit. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 I don’t get it, mastodon commies and other idealogues block us all the time who cares? npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 😎 npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 that should read “mob lynches last tourist in Pakistan for blasphemy” npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 Cheers you mob 🍻 npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/657/875/603/412/502/original/53ecc0fa87aa64d3.png npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 😂 npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 those climate lockdowns are coming RSN. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 broo'al npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 nothin wrong with a sausage sanga npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 it’s not the fault of anybody likely to be talkin to me bro. Just a bummer is all. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 it’d be hilarious if you cunts weren’t gonna drag us all along with you. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 nah we’d all fail the drug tests. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 yes I know, you guys hate every sport the rest of the world plays, so you can pretend to be the best at everything. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 Punter: “Rashid will be looking for that Googly to come on now” npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/635/038/014/592/181/original/fbd894d1dc44056f.mp4 npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 It doesn’t matter what you’re talking about, if you have a Caribbean accent you will sound cool as fuck doing so. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 they’re not getting a pension. We’re not getting a pension. Retirement is for boomers and only the very eldest of gen X. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 it’s going to be fucking hilarious when the war’s over and 50% of remaining zoomers have learned how the world really is and the other 50% are trying to run their same old retarded scripts. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 preach it homie npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 it’d be glorious. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 I wish I lived in (one of the nice parts of) the Caribbean. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 And with this, he has finally defrauded every retard still stupid enough to hold shares of almost their entire “worth” 😂😂😂 npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 I dunno bout you mob but I could sure use a new Just Cause game. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 fucking weebs npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/607/817/484/087/637/original/f97b56507a0c6317.jpeg npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 surely this is doctored? npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 When I was a little kid in the 80s, I knew one person who’d had a stroke. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 olight also makes decent torches, as far as my taste can make out. Their web site sucks mad dick tho. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 word. But also what the fuck is that emoji supposed to be? npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 fags 😂 npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/517/702/661/515/043/original/376b77e6f35720c5.mp4 npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 holy fucking shit there's so much wrong with this meme it's amazing. Zero stars. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 Welcome to my channel about creating tiny trees for model train villages. But first, please listen to me read a script about shaving your balls. 🤮 npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 once that becomes common knowledge, the argument “no way those cunts would really do *that*” can’t be used in public again for 50 years. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 If the machine really starts sneaking bugs into the food of normies, the meme war will be won. npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/459/736/538/274/436/original/331020a78e8248a6.mp4 npub1xgjed53rpsjx609snvdsrmxppfhe3z4czprxnermjyusee69a8ssewfk2u Mr Funk 🇦🇺 I try to do most of my voting on the toobs, and prefer some sort of votey mcvoteface option.
