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2024-08-08 18:46:02

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Is that a Y*nkee term for duct tape?

2024-08-02 23:31:12

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I will be working. That is the way of my people.

2024-08-02 20:43:41

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You sound Canadian! Are you Canadian, Garp?
In any case, go to Scotland, there you can try many different single malts and find which one suits you. I did, and can recommend.
But about that Canadian thing...

2024-08-02 20:22:49

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You did the right thing, young Garp. A bottle of Glenmorangie Quinta Ruban is only fiddy bux and, at least for me, there is more than one shot in a bottle.
That right there is single malt, none of that gay blended crap.

2024-08-02 07:58:05

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I think you are right about that. Hmm...
I was looking for pictures of me and my brothers on our bikes back in those days but found this picture instead - I took it in '84 when I rode my road bike up Mt. Adams until I hit the snow line:
https://media.nicecrew.digital/1612458d903f28b002b9cce84d0e15a51ea96494aaf3b6ede2f88a2a25b30ffe.jpg

2024-08-02 02:30:35

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I got there starting in 1955 - this was our go-to place, our hangout, the spot where we watched all the latest films and had a big ol' time. I give you The Druid:
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2024-07-31 04:20:19

@npub1q9h…h243 Rarely seen picture of SGS from when he used to drive an ambulance:
https://media.nicecrew.digital/1ffffb9af057bd30b8304e8f4eb4314aa6dce40e383a65ab91fd7a24581a4931.png

2024-07-30 17:45:56

@npub1q9h…h243 Of course you knew about this fellow, but since he left wrestling he went on to a glorious career as VP.
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2024-07-30 05:03:02

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2024-07-28 02:27:11

Back in my day we didn't have any fancy Meta headset, no, we strapped x-ray emitters right to our eyeballs!
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2024-07-27 22:16:47

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I am too old to know what a vibe is, other than the instrument that Lionel Hampton played, but anyone raising their voice outdoors better be calling for help or something.

2024-07-24 02:48:59

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I know, that was a lame attempt at humor. I imagined them as some sort of "Apple pie in a pill form" sort of thing.
Anyway, it's almost pumpkin spice time, right? RIGHT???

2024-07-24 02:13:29

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But they were tasty, right?

2024-07-23 19:56:45

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Yeah, me neither. Someone here explained how to get on Gab, even if, like me, you have been booted out of the joint. I went back over there and what do you know - Turbo is still spouting bullshit and selling trash and trinkets. Shocking, right?

2024-07-23 02:56:22

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Feel free to use it - I don't know how to contact them.

2024-07-23 02:42:55

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Foxy McFoxface, that's my final answer!

2024-07-22 01:40:10

I was fortunate this afternoon to spend some time with a dear friend who lives down the road. Her flowers are still doing well while mine are all gone.
Today's flars:
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2024-07-21 05:38:25

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Did you perchance mean "Whither"?
1
: to what place
whither will they go
2
: to what situation, position, degree, or end
whither will this abuse drive him
Or was this yet another Bill Withers joke - you know, like how do you make a duck into a soul singer? Put him in the oven until his bill withers.

2024-07-21 02:22:36

#Caturday - Thanks for the cardboard box - it is halfway comfortable!
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2024-07-19 20:58:39

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Garp's old look was perfect for its time:
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2024-07-19 00:46:42

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She is a sweet cat, and she is adjusting to having another kitteh in the house, it's not easy for her, but they are both finding ways to coexist.

2024-07-19 00:02:09

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2024-07-18 04:12:58

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2024-07-17 20:05:21

@npub1q9h…h243 @14Penfold88 (nice handle, by the way) has 45 updoots for his "Hairless below the eyebrows" comment. Well played, my brother!

2024-07-16 17:32:03

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Kitteh knows that the box is tastier than the contents thereof!

2024-07-16 04:13:44

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2024-07-10 05:44:21

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Saw this black rat snake in my yard the other day - I like it when they eat rats. Birds, not so much.
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2024-07-08 03:39:16

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Just to be clear, you are talking about the contents of the can, right?

2024-07-07 23:49:40

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I hear that - around here we wait until it's 100!
Also, we finally got some rain today - a whole quarter of an inch, which helps a bit.

2024-07-06 18:31:13

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2024-07-03 04:26:37

It's a little known fact, but before @npub1552…ef49 became an internet sensation he used to write advertising copy. He was an actual Mad Man. Srsly.
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2024-07-02 23:40:43

Rudbeckia hirta - how they are surviving in this heat and drought is beyond me - someone has to be watering them!
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2024-06-30 23:04:23

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Indeed.
My brother's current wife forced him to get the jab and he threw a clot on his brain. He survived, but now whenever I talk to him I tell him he needs a couple more boosters. He is not amused.

2024-06-30 18:15:42

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Partner in crime. Dress up or dress down. Fine dining or dive bars. Chad or Jamal.
Oops, I made up that last one.

2024-06-30 02:44:02

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That is a great way to do it. I am trying to break my habit. It's not easy, and here I am typing on my computer! Sheesh!

2024-06-30 02:37:57

How far away from your phone can you get, and for how long, before you start to feel uneasy?
I once made it over 50 years without a cell phone - how tough was I?

2024-06-28 18:59:17

@npub1ms0…tjue Saw this guy on my thistles today - that is why I encourage them to prosper!
https://media.nicecrew.digital/875a42b55b74dc3cb46aa11ef2ce419dd809c342832b68c448ef836a0d295aa4.jpeg

2024-06-27 04:24:27

#Caturday fell on Wednesday this week:
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2024-06-24 20:01:11

I have never quoasted before but my close personal friend Garp, @npub1552…ef49 suggested that I try it.
This is funny. I laft.
#note1qhf…p6t0

2024-06-22 05:09:54

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Don't know who that is, but how many?

2024-06-19 16:51:47

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Dallas alone is bigger than RI.

2024-06-19 14:06:05

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Some filthy street shitter grew that hair only to be shaved bald so that some nigger could buy that lice infested crap and glue it to her diseased scalp. A coon skin cap, as it were...

2024-06-19 03:02:11

Sad news - Willie Mays, the Say Hey kid has died. RIP, Willie.
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2024-06-19 02:43:49

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And a '59 Buick convertible was very stylish.
The 1960 model was used by Jean Jehan to smuggle heroin because there were hollow longitudinal beams inboard of the rocker panels which he could fill with contraband, weld a cover over the open ends, load it on a ship and have it sent to NYC.
Now you know the rest of the story.

2024-06-18 02:26:54

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I concur - this is a catalpa in my yard:
https://media.nicecrew.digital/21a899735f64f9878a62e4d63c66cb6a6e91a15e75e5d15209f2066db9a9cba4.jpg

2024-06-18 00:15:45

I walk out to get the mail and saw this little fellow. There is always a surprise out there if you keep your eyes open:
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2024-06-15 20:38:09

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To be frank, I would name him "Gorshin". Or Bele, or maybe Lokai.
Actually, Lokai would work.

2024-06-15 14:45:16

You can't leave, it's #Caturday!
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2024-06-13 02:36:53

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What the? Probably background noise, yes?

2024-06-13 00:52:12

Well, that sphinx!
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2024-06-13 00:32:55

@npub1ms0…tjue
In addition to taking a road trip, sawing a giant burl, getting my saws repaired, and visiting a friend, I managed to take pictures of flars in my yard:
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2024-06-12 22:40:39

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It is good to see @npub1552…ef49 has branched out into sign making. Heesa natural.

2024-06-12 20:47:38

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The clap.

2024-06-11 18:14:38

@npub1277…gwtq All it needs is a sun symbol and it's good to go!
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2024-06-10 23:25:30

My thistles are just starting to bloom - that is going to be a bumper crop of pointy things, for sure, and ly my lilies are still blooming - good job!
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2024-06-10 22:03:04

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Dumb broad thinks "alot" is a word. Typical Y*nkee.

2024-06-10 19:23:35

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2024-06-10 18:30:40

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What happened to it?
Pa tuck it!

2024-06-07 05:43:56

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The fluffy cows dislike tourons even more than I do!

2024-06-07 01:57:51

Some days I have to question the life choices that prevented me from living the live seen in this painting:
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2024-06-06 20:27:58

As I drove through a nearly depopulated county just south of where the blue-bellies live, I saw this old house. Not a good picture of it, but you could see that once upon a time it was a very nice place to live.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/aca3caaba9add23e953424b90941654904869bf53fdcf97216a82c9dbca2d3a6.jpg

2024-06-06 20:21:36

I drove up north today to do some sawing, and of course, my saw broke. But while I was working on it this little fellow stopped by to say hey:
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2024-06-06 01:17:56

Today I learned that there is something called "Class III obesity". Some colored woman died of it, name Mandingo or D'iuhBe'etus or some other Section 8 bullshit. Turns out she was 5'4" tall (paging @s2208) and weighed 488 pounds. Yet another case of "Taller when she is lying down than she is standing up".

2024-06-06 00:58:07

@npub1ms0…tjue My kitteh is indoors only so she has to be creative to find new resting places. This afternoon she could be found reclining in the bird bowl:
https://media.nicecrew.digital/c9ce2e159d94f9df8a58cf39ee7004a51529b90b5765dfe23583819e591a6256.jpg

2024-06-05 04:36:12

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Better?
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2024-06-04 04:18:58

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It might bear looking into - one mustn't mess around with the gas or CO.

2024-06-04 04:16:07

My bunny hanging out with me this evening:
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2024-06-03 16:25:32

@npub1ms0…tjue
My little bunny hopped right over to me this morning:
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2024-06-03 01:32:00

TFW you hear your cat throwing up, find some of the vomitus, but know there is more, but you just can't find it. Until later. On the window sill, which is awkward, but at least she missed the toaster by a couple of inches...

2024-05-31 19:50:49

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He failed, and was then sent to the processing plant where he was pureed. But then again, he was a strawberry and that was always his fate.

2024-05-31 17:31:40

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He just raised a trillion dollars and that's what he came up with? Worth every penny, my fren, every penny!

2024-05-31 05:27:37

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Has he married a jew yet?

2024-05-30 22:16:41

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Implants are so cheap now even women who dress in rags can get them!

2024-05-30 03:41:18

@lovelymiss' troops are on the move!
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2024-05-30 01:45:01

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Vocal fry, eye rolling, hair touching, constant movement like a chimp on crack, and what's up with that nose?
Anyway, I couldn't make it through that nut case's monologue.

2024-05-29 23:36:03

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Before or after you go to the gym?

2024-05-29 19:50:54

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Did she go with the "m-add-twenty-years-to-my-appearance-RNA" vaccine, with maybe a couple of boosters?

2024-05-29 06:28:35

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2024-05-29 06:10:05

Use a shoestring for a blindfold, they said:
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2024-05-29 01:18:55

@npub1ms0…tjue
Went to check the mail and what do you know? FLARS!
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2024-05-28 20:30:17

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Did you die?

2024-05-26 21:23:43

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That's why I shot those dumbasses in Da Nang back in '68!

2024-05-26 21:12:43

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Halfway to nigger with those lips and makeup.

2024-05-25 00:33:47

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As a boomer I approve that message.
"I didn't fight in two world wars for all of this gay shit!"
"You weren't alive in 1917!"
"I said I didn't fight in two world wars!"

2024-05-24 00:31:48

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Yet still fat and cross-eyed.

2024-05-23 03:44:55

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2024-05-22 20:44:24

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Not bad, but I want the hours divided into 100 pieces so that it can be 1488 every day.

2024-05-21 01:38:48

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Zimmerman.

2024-05-20 05:39:54

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It impresses me no end when a human can obtain such corpulence in such a short time. What is her plan? How soon will she reach 600 pounds and get her own spot on a tv show? There are already places she can't reach with a wash cloth, does she suppose that will somehow correct itself? Fat chicks suck.

2024-05-19 19:05:20

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Actually, I remember the early '50s, too. Hurricane Hazel in '54 was memorable, and by the time the '56 republican convention nominated Eisenhower for his second term we had a nice television. NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

2024-05-17 18:57:52

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And Lizzie Borden, not to mention George Stephanopoulos or Kimberly Clark Saenz, although out of those three murderers it is hard to say who has killed more people.

2024-05-16 02:57:26

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I remember those from the '70s. They were fat, ugly and diseased even then!

2024-05-16 02:55:40

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WTF kind of gibberish is "ethically non monogamus"? Is that related to her appearance as a semi-hippopotamus?

2024-05-13 05:48:15

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2024-05-13 02:51:56

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Yippee Ka Ya, mother fucker, and fuck off back to chinkville.

2024-05-13 00:57:03

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Thx for nuthin, Garp!
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2024-05-11 12:30:04

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This one sent me a message. She likes me. Based on her pictures she owns at least five different wigs and likes to eat. No thanks, darkie, I prefer to remain STD-free.
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2024-05-10 22:09:56

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I was watching Antiques Road Show and a woman brought in an 1857 map of Providence - the Seekonk river runs through it.

2024-05-10 21:57:15

@npub1q9h…h243 Seekonk, be konk.

2024-05-10 02:27:44

Interesting sky tonight, difficult to photograph, but I tried:
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