coleen 𓅋

man, gettin asked out by a married woman - I just made excuses
like, I'd totally say yes, if they weren't freaking married
that shit happened to me, I'm not about to be the one to do it to others, I don't care how attractive they are

2026-09-23 21:13:00 GMT

feeling really isolated and depressed today, shit is really bringing me down - I don't even know wtf I'm writing this shit right now
shit's really dumb rn
maybe getting it out makes me feel a little better

2026-09-16 01:30:25 GMT

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it's all good yo

2026-09-15 23:14:13 GMT

dang, my brain tryna trick me n shit - it's all, "some blow sounds really freakin good right now, all you gotta do it send a txt to ya homie yo"...
get the fuck outta here man

2026-09-11 17:54:40 GMT

huh, pangender eh... this may just be me
they/them/she/he/ma'am/sir
I'm often referred to as each of these
I feel like all of them, yet none of them
gender binary and the misogyny in which it's rooted, it really fucking dumb - to say nothing of the oppression it represents

2026-09-05 20:07:39 GMT

ok, this lil baby chainsaw is fuckin adorable yo
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2026-09-05 19:57:20 GMT

💃
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=2TjtDWM3v74&si

2026-09-03 23:37:11 GMT

obsessed with his one now
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=hqdn0-Ke36Q&si

2026-09-01 00:52:17 GMT

it's that time of the year again #Halloween
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2026-08-26 23:31:45 GMT

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easy, even the good silk ones

2026-08-26 16:27:53 GMT

I've had this typewriter I'm fixin up for a local poet on my bench for three weeks now
thankfully he's in no rush for it - I just haven't really wanted to do much of anything lately
which is strange because this is the first time I've ever even seen this model of Royal - its SN is from 1948 btw
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2026-08-25 00:06:27 GMT

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my son was recently married, but I had another reason to wear it that I'm not prepared to disclose at this point in time

2026-08-25 00:05:12 GMT

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brilliant! I'll do just this, thank you!

2026-08-24 23:27:12 GMT

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haven't owned a suit since I was a little kid and my mother made me wear it to church, and I damn sure never had anything dry cleaned before

2026-08-24 23:09:32 GMT

so I guess I'm officially an adult now - I own a 3 piece suit which I had altered and I just picked it up from the dry cleaners

2026-08-22 20:49:22 GMT

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lol, I may be forced to access this myself

2026-08-22 20:48:53 GMT

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thank you!

2026-08-22 16:44:43 GMT

I may be 52, and my brows in need of attention, but they ain't killed me yet 💋
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2026-08-21 18:06:09 GMT

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100!

2026-08-21 15:27:21 GMT

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I feel like Vader is the spokesman we need, the spokesman we deserve

2026-08-21 13:12:36 GMT

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100 percent!

2026-08-21 13:11:29 GMT

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🤣🤣🤣

2026-08-21 13:07:23 GMT

rebel scum!
https://www.avclub.com/gji-darth-vader-san-diego-flock-endorsement

2026-08-19 23:36:50 GMT

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I guess ethernet cabling is ok

2026-08-19 23:36:16 GMT

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nope! just a temporary install

2026-08-19 23:21:11 GMT

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you know me!

2026-08-19 23:17:26 GMT

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keeps em from spillin out

2026-08-19 23:14:22 GMT

ʇǝuɹǝɥʇǝ ʇoN ʞɹoʍʇǝu lɐɔol ɯlp oʇ ʇɔǝuuoɔ ʎluO
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2026-08-16 19:41:34 GMT

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thanks K!

2026-08-14 04:54:50 GMT

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2 years, 5 months, and 25 days sober, ftr

2026-08-14 04:30:00 GMT

holy shit, I've been watching TCM Summer Under The Stars, and today is Susan Hayward - I'll Cry Tomorrow is playing, and as an alcoholic, I'm totally relating to this story... when I hear the lines, "I can't be anything except what I am", "what are you trying to do, drive me crazy?", "get it now!" then I remember these being sampled by Thrill Kill Kult on a few songs, most notably, The Devil Does Drugs
man, this film, and that song
I sorry my drinking ever got the best of me and I'm sorry I hurt others

2026-07-27 03:08:36 GMT

takin a social break - not sure when I'll return... keep it real yo 🖤
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2026-07-25 18:04:08 GMT

dare ya to tell me to smile yo
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2026-07-24 22:50:29 GMT

was workin with a technician from one of our ISPs at a clinic this morning - someone damaged a bunch fiber feeding our building - and as I was leaving, I bid him farewell and he said "Thank your Sir!", and then immediately recognized he'd made a mistake, his reaction, and apology totally made my day

2026-07-24 22:37:18 GMT

donno what this is, but I dig
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=URdq8FiMQCs&si

2026-07-24 03:43:56 GMT

finished that after hours network maintenance and ran into trouble with a misconfigured LAG interface from some predecessor or other, but we got it sorted - long day man

2026-07-23 18:24:32 GMT

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aren't they though?! wonderfully so!

2026-07-23 14:36:40 GMT

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yeah, she paws at the cold water handle until I turn on a small stream for her

2026-07-23 14:35:47 GMT

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💋

2026-07-23 13:09:16 GMT

😉
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2026-07-23 03:02:10 GMT

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🤘💃

2026-07-23 02:14:08 GMT

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🤘💃

2026-07-23 02:14:01 GMT

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🤘💃

2026-07-23 01:33:03 GMT

fuck yeah
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2026-07-23 00:21:16 GMT

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ouHr122VSt8&si

2026-07-23 00:09:10 GMT

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=MPGDYR0QebM&si

2026-07-22 17:13:32 GMT

as we watch the flag draped caskets of our fallen service members returning let us remember they gave their lives, not to stop nukes, but to divert attention from our president's involvement in the Epstein files
were this about nukes, we would also be attacking North Korea, who is known to possess such weapons

2026-07-22 16:19:45 GMT

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word

2026-07-22 02:40:14 GMT

finished repairing this Triumph Tippa - draw band had jumped and wound itself into a ball of spaghetti
I feel this was because of the design of the carriage lock - which is on a cam and semi-automatic
I'll warn the collector, and offer my standard warranty, should it cause problems for him again
#Typewriter #TypewriterLady #Triumph
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2026-07-21 00:05:44 GMT

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@coleens_/116953571812118499
as much as I hope to never see them ever again, I feel this is unrealistic - guess I'm still workin through this
#note1s9e…tjkp

2026-07-20 17:51:22 GMT

been kinda of an emotional weekend - seeing my ex and her wife and remembering the vows that we made when we were married, which I honoured
seeing her mother, now on her 8th husband
feels kinda like I should have seen it all coming
seriously doubt I'll trust anyone enough to ever marry again

2026-07-18 15:17:00 GMT

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I'm just the opposite! lol

2026-07-18 14:03:32 GMT

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😋

2026-07-18 14:00:30 GMT

Breakfast yo 😋
follow me for more simple, affordable, yet exciting recipes
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2026-07-17 17:01:44 GMT

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🤘💃

2026-07-17 15:23:19 GMT

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thanks Doc, I may just! 🖤

2026-07-17 15:05:00 GMT

I've come to realize and accept that I'm won't be able to march in the Pride Parade tomorrow - I've just too many commitments for my son's wedding, and this is more important than my 9 year steak of participation - I'll make every effort next year - Happy Pride ♥️🧡💛💚💙💜

2026-07-16 17:28:05 GMT

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ty!!!

2026-07-16 15:32:55 GMT

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💃

2026-07-16 15:28:16 GMT

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thank you, I do as well, but not just for myself, for many of us!!!
I have a feeling you would appreciate this one

2026-07-16 15:15:40 GMT

good feedback from the marketing company helping me on my pending patent, they had another client who loved my idea, but didn't think it was feasible for their operation to manufactur - I love feedback
once the patent is granted, so you don't need an NDA, I'll tell ya all about it - probs be sometime next year

2026-07-16 14:22:08 GMT

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probably a bag of Combos pretzels too - useta love them shits

2026-07-16 14:14:25 GMT

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this was a pretty common occurrence back when I worked in commercial refrigeration - and it was most likely for a pack of smokes and a Gatorade - because I'd been on the roof of a mall or restaurant all day workin to support our entire shit

2026-07-16 13:59:49 GMT

my ex wife and her wife are in town, and I was discussing this with my sister, and I realized that I'm no longer the one being asked, "did you spend twelve dollars at the gas station?"
of course I did, and she knew it - it was just a way of controlling me

2026-07-16 03:39:44 GMT

W
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=zgZ52M4a_R0&si

2026-07-16 03:24:53 GMT

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=6VENM08jonc&si

2026-07-16 00:20:38 GMT

my fav Switchblade song
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=jukv6SPz_XM&si

2026-07-14 19:08:21 GMT

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I value your opinion, and I could not agree more - I always thought it was cool that they essentially used laptop batteries and the performance from that thing was amazing

2026-07-14 15:18:24 GMT

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sadly it was not, and I quite agree!
back. before dude bought the company and got people believing he founded it, or had anything to do with it but buying it from the dudes who did

2026-07-14 13:22:34 GMT

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a fucking Tesla?!... 🤦

2026-07-14 12:41:02 GMT

very rarely do I have nightmares - even my apocalyptic dreams are more dreams than nightmares, but last night I had a dream that I owned a Tesla, and three dudes had cloned my electronic fob and were stealing it.
I blocked them with my body and then came around the driver's window and busted it with the little glass breaker on my knife, I told dudes to stop, but they kept trying to turn out with me reaching through the window
I popped open my knife and thought about putting it into the driver dude's neck, but then realized this is property, not life, so I started punching the dude with my knife hand and pulling on the wheel with the other
I then started to pull the dude out the window, but his friends were holding him in place, so I punched him silly and the car stopped
they all got out, driver dude too, and he was really tall - he pulled out his knife and we fought, stabbing one another until the first responders arrived
we both rode in the same ambulance - I could hear him choking on blood, and my torso really hurt from the stab wounds
the worst part, something which undoubtedly, will haunt me for some time to come, was the fact that I somehow owned a Tesla, and would fight to the death to defend it

2026-07-14 03:17:42 GMT

just a girl n her wagon
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2026-07-14 03:17:25 GMT

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you are always welcome here T - do ya worst yo!

2026-07-14 02:02:28 GMT

word, gotta get changed out my Pilates gear so I can go meet a dude at the coffee shop
he has two Typewriters he wants me to work on - a Smith Corona, and a Royal
he'll have to queue cause I have a Torpedo with a carriage issue ahead of em
#Typewriter #TypewriterLady

2026-07-14 01:53:55 GMT

Content Warning - Self Harm
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=9X5iHWpb5uI&si

2026-07-13 20:22:46 GMT

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=uzFqOWjKjug&si

2026-07-13 14:11:50 GMT

time for this
https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTjhtW0-M3LIbRL9qYsM7vTN3-wNVytcs&si

2026-07-12 22:10:50 GMT

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word, I have much yet to contribute

2026-07-12 18:38:55 GMT

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=-IRI0GfLh1U&si

2026-07-12 18:21:37 GMT

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=6OY4NAuXE6E&si

2026-07-12 18:20:55 GMT

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=6OY4NAuXE6E&si

2026-07-12 17:46:32 GMT

sometimes,
I think about all the shit I been through, all the drugs I used to do,
all the regrets, missed opportunities, slew of misguided views, and hard truths too
in liu, family, crew, say, "I love you"
true

2026-07-12 01:24:08 GMT

oh happy day, Rain in San Diego - thank Gaia!!! 💃

2026-07-10 02:53:50 GMT

Where the Hell is Coleen in San Diego?
#WhereTheHellIsColeen
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2026-07-10 01:13:12 GMT

💋
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2026-07-08 13:57:09 GMT

today's RTJ day - keep it real out there yo
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=lF9uwztcJeA&si

2026-07-05 20:06:05 GMT

no dice on a suit just yet, but at least I now know I'm a size 12 and can probs find something online
dresses are just not dyke enough for me, but it's a fall back position of I cannot find a suit
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2026-07-04 00:05:12 GMT

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yeppers, no one has yet been willing to pay the price I'm willing to let her go for, so I decided to take her up and do so some work together again - she l really ikes pulling stuff around

2026-07-03 23:51:38 GMT

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=JbV9MG6SW20&si=sIxhFPeCx6_gRQzVb

2026-07-03 22:05:05 GMT

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comin back down the Grade I pulled out five dudes in a big Tacoma who had gotten high sided coming out of one of the off road areas - there'd been trying to be themselves for like an hour - told em they're not the first ones I've rescued from that same spot, and they are my third recovery of the day
Trans Women in Trucks with Chains to the Rescue!

2026-07-03 21:45:03 GMT

headed up to the ranch on Mt Palomar to help my friend V
I pulled two stuck vehicles out with the tractor and fixed a toilet in the bunkhouse - one of her campers flushed a steel wool pad...
still beats sitting at some display screen or other
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2026-07-02 01:58:27 GMT

where the hell is Coleen in San Diego?
#WhereTheHellIsColeen
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2026-06-30 15:36:19 GMT

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aye, you're welcome to cry at my desk, but you'll have to excuse me from time to time fot my NOC duties 🫂🖤

2026-06-30 15:35:17 GMT

loggin into crap and I can't help but hope for the day when my Augmented Reality/Corrective eyeglasses will realize an application is asking for the current authenticator code and just present it to my eyes
we'll probs be authenticating differently by then, but a girl can dream

2026-06-30 14:32:57 GMT

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ok, no more crying at my desk, I have meetings this morning, and people are being to occupy the cubes around me - I'm always one of the first ones here, I love a quiet morning to get stuff done
have a great day everyone 🖤

2026-06-30 14:17:03 GMT

thinkin bout Meghan, my friend from high school, and Allison, my former sister in law - both passed away a few years ago after struggling with substance abuse - I love and miss them both greatly
really wish I could have helped them get sober too, but I was still trying to put on my own oxygen mask