The Usual Suspect

Admin of The Usual Suspects

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npub1h0zw05ngxfhrjet7vddgyu9qr9hhxp9u2rz7g2636au25qgq7mfszy9pvl

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nprofile1qqsth3886f5rym3ev4lxxk5zwzspjmmnqj79p30y9dgaw792qyq0d5cpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43q2nez69

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relay.mostr.pub

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npub1h0zw05ngxfhrjet7vddgyu9qr9hhxp9u2rz7g2636au25qgq7mfszy9pvl

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2023-08-01 08:14:13

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Fixed

2023-08-01 08:10:02

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@npub1xan…jlvy wait. I think this is because I’ve disabled viewing direct links to posts. I’ll enable it. In the meantime, you can copy and paste the link into your instance’s search bar

2023-08-01 08:07:03

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@npub1xan…jlvy see this for the transphobia accusations https://the.usualsuspects.lol/notice/AYHHyLMHSs0SWlSTdA

2023-08-01 08:05:41

I decided to find out what the “transphobic reporting” that all the snowflakes are defederating the new BBC instance for. All of them are citing this one article as “proof”:
The lesbians who feel pressured to have sex and relationships with trans women
Yes, they once investigated reports of pretend women trying to blackmail, and sometimes physically force real women into having sex. THIS is why they think BBC is a threat to trans people.
You cannot make this up.
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-57853385

2023-08-01 07:23:05

At first this seemed like obvious satire, then I saw the Solarpunk handle, and realised this is probably unironic. The usual idiots from Weirder Earth etc are retweeting it, too.
PS: I agree with the “death to Canada” sentiment, but for different reasons
https://the.usualsuspects.lol/media/adb01f9b876a6650e51f87e9801672b272b55672a63ea75c20ba6687cbc93b68.jpg

2023-07-28 23:36:10

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@npub1vw3…faqk we also aren’t liberal-bourgeois. We got Russians in here 😤

2023-07-28 23:25:55

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@npub1vw3…faqk I feel personally attacked

2023-07-28 21:43:09

Fedi admin fight
https://the.usualsuspects.lol/media/2b70d28e892f3c8e14a6b03036cd4a49ce2932cc8907777e36f9820a8052d9fc.gif

2023-07-19 03:59:45

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I don’t even want to hatewatch that

2023-07-19 03:30:57

Who has the most followers on The Mastodon Network? George Takei? He has 399k

2023-07-18 06:37:22

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@npub1pnp…52zw it’s out there, I am keeping it separate from this one, though

2023-07-18 06:33:49

I wonder what’s the “expiry date” for this instance 🤔
At what point does the name stop being funny/edgy and it becomes just another generic, small alt/dark-fedi instance.
Maybe it has already happened? :blobthonkang:

2023-07-17 06:31:24

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@npub1xan…jlvy fair enough. Though I’m surprised because there’s plenty of shit to go around here as far as block reasons go

2023-07-17 06:17:10

Apparently someone has given this reason to block us:
> The server rules state that it is okay to hurt someone’s feelings. (No distinction between intentionally or unintentional hurting is stated…)
We’re actually being blocked because we don’t care about the fee-fees :blobfoxshocked:

2023-07-16 22:19:28

What a huge piece of shit this guy is. Worse, this kind of entitled behaviour is extremely common from megacorps. Zed Shaw wrote about this a year back:
https://zedshaw.com/blog/2022-02-05-the-beggar-barons/
#note1q8x…37lk

2023-07-15 07:24:02

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@npub1wwt…ljy2 @npub108p…yev6
> plant rumours about activitypub support
> make masto HOA seethe and panic
> get admins and users to be at each other’s throats over federation
> launch product successfully, no federation support in sight
> fuel even more rumours in media interviews
> sit back and bask in the chaos
Based Zuck

2023-07-15 07:08:24

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@npub13v6…hy07 interesting. How many total and monthly active users do you have?

2023-07-14 21:54:57

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@npub1aw2…70dd damn, okay. Just forwarded it to the mother in law

2023-07-14 21:43:41

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Real?

2023-07-14 20:45:05

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@npub1lka…jeym @npub140a…snr9 also feels somewhat weird to see our instance doing the blocking rather than the other way round :thonkers:

2023-07-14 16:30:31

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I like that name

2023-07-14 15:50:46

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@npub1sl8…5emg what did they mean by this

2023-07-14 09:23:46

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Yeah, if Graf truly is your friend, give us some private info, such as his height and weight. Then we’ll believe you!

2023-07-14 09:15:52

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How much does Graf weigh?

2023-07-14 07:56:31

Nooooooooooo not the hecking anti-everything content
#note10wl…86n9
https://the.usualsuspects.lol/media/889c3a55-98b0-4123-b7c1-89722ef27c48/image.png

2023-07-14 06:03:24

I really cannot tell how much of people on fedi accusing each other of being feds and kiddy diddlers all day is casual shitposting and how much of it is actual dark fedi brain rot.

2023-07-14 04:39:25

Wtf the conspiracy theories were true :blobfoxthinkowo:
https://the.usualsuspects.lol/media/414370c2-58ae-46f1-9794-ff66dc97d310/Husky_1689302243430_65Z91Z8U7H.jpg
https://the.usualsuspects.lol/media/bf44a19e-b75b-46f9-afe3-3f03ed03299e/Husky_1689302326899_K89ISVSTAS.jpg

2023-07-13 15:55:36

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More cluelessness and naivete than hypocrisy imo. These people have no idea how the tech, or even basic human interactions work. Someone has told them that text search is harmful and only the megaprivileged “techbros” want it, so that’s what they repeat.

2023-07-13 15:47:44

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Btw, they claim it’s all the evil STRAIGHT WHITE MALE TECHBROS arguing in favour of search, and they don’t understand what the oppressed trans people have to go through.
Currently, there are 3 main Calc devs, all of who have been working on improving search, the Akkoma dev (has search), and a dev who single handedly created a working patch for Mastodon that gives it full text search — currently in use by huge instances like Universeodon and Infosec Exchange.
All 5 of these people are trans.

2023-07-13 15:35:51

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They’re afraid someone who doesn’t follow them can search for keywords like trans, minority etc, then (along with their bigoted buddies) harass them for it
Therefore, nobody should ever be able to search for anything other than using hashtags 🤷‍♂️

2023-07-13 15:20:16

Dude really be telling a Calckey dev that Pleroma should be defederated “at the software level”(???) because…
Because it has full text search 💀
Calckey has full text search built in
Mastodon’ts were a mistake :mastodont:
https://the.usualsuspects.lol/media/bcf9b82d-e999-4824-8301-9fee377bf7ea/image.png

2023-07-13 14:36:54

Fandom.com’s web design is… busy. I think it used to be called Wikia and I remember it being a lot cleaner back in the day
How are you even supposed to read any of this?
https://the.usualsuspects.lol/media/31ee8e9c-2e34-4816-88aa-b0d9500dfe61/image.png
https://the.usualsuspects.lol/media/7347cced-572a-49ae-9fc9-072f866244c1/image.png

2023-07-12 21:28:27

https://the.usualsuspects.lol/media/746d7d89-ef2c-4d44-8f01-2cc685d77412/image.png

2023-07-12 20:20:27

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@npub13v6…hy07 @npub1xk7…94np Alright, alright, I’m getting tired of this bigotry now! Just because you saw a few staff members who don’t fit the conventional patriarchal beauty standards does not mean you get to insult all beautiful trans women like that!
Here, have this other janny. No way any of you can tell whether she’s trans or a “real” woman!
https://the.usualsuspects.lol/media/363571e6-c239-436c-8fc0-7b18e7230632/image.png
https://the.usualsuspects.lol/media/4d910a39-2528-4b7a-868d-a03906971e44/image.png

2023-07-12 20:11:13

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Okay, I’m 100% sure this one was a fluke, too. They have other members, you know! Let’s look at another janny
https://the.usualsuspects.lol/media/67f1f590-531f-4dd9-a5fb-b6c2e495fabe/image.png
https://the.usualsuspects.lol/media/37f8d595-5be1-4cbe-9459-f5d952e4339f/image.png

2023-07-12 20:07:48

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I’m sure that’s a one-off. Anyway, found another user, she’s a janny. Surely she’s gonna be a hottie…
https://the.usualsuspects.lol/media/7d53c9b3-f690-4c83-a632-2195a6ec9812/image.png
https://the.usualsuspects.lol/media/96fdc3a4-e5c2-4124-8b31-e27ca5de5927/image.png

2023-07-12 19:57:23

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Really makes you think
https://the.usualsuspects.lol/media/868b2b83-eb28-4eaa-a712-4b425db2cd61/image.png
https://the.usualsuspects.lol/media/cc6c43b8-eba6-48fe-aa17-6792d7d5aa8b/image.png

2023-07-12 19:54:53

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Holeee shit just look at the about page and open the Moderated servers thing. This “anarchist” sure loves his gated community
https://anarres.family/about

2023-07-12 18:35:20

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Nooooooooooooo something can still be arranged I’m sure! We don’t have to fight :blobfox0_0:

2023-07-12 18:08:31

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@npub1yqa…n4ev @npub1wcf…equk @npub1zhj…kmgu @npub1lka…jeym @npub1ch8…sw60 @npub108p…yev6 @npub13v6…hy07 @npub1y2d…7klk @npub108z…dkr5 @npub13uw…shsz @npub1xrm…dncv @npub1scj…el3p @npub1nst…4grm wait, who’s fighting against who? I need someone to tell me who the bad guys are!

2023-07-11 18:16:59

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Aren’t you a furry?

2023-07-11 18:10:55

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Any idea who the artist is?

2023-07-11 07:23:14

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I’ve seen way too many troons say this or a variation of this to cope. It’s hilarious

2023-07-11 07:09:29

I’m a girly girl and I’m pretty :nkouwu:

2023-07-11 00:24:33

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@npub16pa…sxgh
“Bot btw I have you and everyone you talk to unfollowed, blocked, and defederated, so there’s no way for me to even see your posts. I can just reply to them.”

2023-07-10 22:45:21

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Taco gorilla girls :ablobthinkingeyes:

2023-07-10 20:41:12

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Guess I missed that part yesterday. He usually just does a drive by sob story and leaves

2023-07-10 20:12:19

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@npub1xk7…94np @npub1vst…aefa @npub1pnp…52zw amirite folks?

2023-07-10 19:32:53

Every dark fedi thread:
OP: hey folks, just saw this hot chick and blah blah…
Guy 1: damn, that’s pretty cool, mate, blah blah…
Guy 2: haha right on. Anyway, let me mention Bot for no reason…
Bot: OP is a fat pedo faggot because he associates with Graf, who is a fat pedo faggot because he associates with a fat pedo faggot
OP: wtf, where did this even come fro-
Bot: if you are not a fat pedo faggot, why do you associate with the friend of the friend of the fat pedo faggot? Also, kiwifarms, chudbuds, leaks. Man tits.
Simp: lol Bot is just trolling you haha. Btw not a simp because she calls me a faggot too haha
Sui: SHE? You mean HE! Bot is a MAN. A MAN is someone who is NOT a woman. A WOMAN is something that Bot is NOT. Also, kiwifarms, leaks, glowies. MAN.
Bot: how much do you weigh? Btw Graf is a fat pedo faggot because he associates with some fat pedo faggot. Which makes all of you fat pedo faggots.
Graf: wtf I’m not a pedo enabler and my instance is NOT cringe. Btw I’m only a pedo enabler and my instance is cringe because of you. It’s all your fault
Simp: lol nice trolling, Bot haha. Btw did anyone see her leaked nudes? Too bad for y’all they are fake haha. Imagine if there were real Bot nudes haha
OP: wow I was just talking about some hot chick and Bot had to ruin everything. She really needs to…
Sui: SHE!?
Did I miss anything? 🤔

2023-07-09 20:52:56

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I wanted to start hormone replacement therapy and in that way medically transition. There were many reasons for this decision, but one of them was the realization that growing up Israeli and trans in Jerusalem while being expected to become a Zionist man left an aftermath in my body.
I needed help to heal, and sensed that growing a rounder, more tender body would help me connect with the justice-loving feminine child inside of me, and that having such a body would help me grow from that soft place.
Yet I still secretly wished for a moment that would alleviate me from the difficulties of my past. And I decided the moment of starting hormones would be it.
bruh…
https://www.them.us/story/israel-hormones-and-transitioning

2023-07-09 20:48:09

No way this isn’t a prank article written by a right winger who somehow sneaked into the editorial pipeline, right?
But when the pharmacy handed me the bottles with my medication, I looked at the label that read “produced by Teva Pharmaceuticals” and my heart stopped.
Teva, a word meaning “nature” in Hebrew, is an Israeli-owned pharmaceutical company
I was in shock. How could this be? I texted all my medicalized trans sisters on my way home and asked a simple question: “Who makes your hormones?” […] As the responses came, every single one was either Teva, or a company that a quick Google search listed as linked to Teva.
How did this one Israeli company play such a large role in the cross-gender hormone market? How did my body once again find itself as a battleground, a settlement, an ongoing pawn in this Zionist game?
I later got in touch with a Jewish, anti-Zionist trans student at Mills College. He told me that he had been dedicating the past year of his research to understanding the connections between cross-gender hormone production in the U.S. and in Israel. He told me that he too found out his testosterone was made by Teva
https://www.them.us/story/israel-hormones-and-transitioning

2023-07-09 20:02:20

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@npub1sl8…5emg @npub15ku…5v0e also, more context: https://marsey.moe/objects/5e423f70-f547-45ed-91e0-0afbdadd7120

2023-07-09 19:49:42

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@npub15ku…5v0e “timeout” :blobfoxangrylaugh:
Are they in kindergarten or what?

2023-07-09 18:42:21

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Soapbox is trans tech :gleason:
https://the.usualsuspects.lol/media/b6ad9232-96c4-4e7a-a9fa-caf83a0a7a9a/image.png

2023-07-09 18:20:45

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@npub15ku…5v0e maybe the billionaires should invest in tRaNs TeCh :blobfoxangrylaugh:

2023-07-09 17:28:11

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@npub15ku…5v0e lmao love him trying to look badass with the gif and the “first and final warning” shit when he’s actually a pansy.
Got more screenshots if you don’t mind?

2023-07-09 17:13:07

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@npub15ku…5v0e yeah, some people can’t help themselves when it comes to corporate fandom, trans or not.
On the bright side, they are super fun to mess with :devilpepe_anim:

2023-07-09 17:03:45

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@npub15ku…5v0e where is this conversation happening? Can’t see it on your profile

2023-07-08 13:34:43

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@npub1xan…jlvy @npub1j05…w8rl
https://the.usualsuspects.lol/media/bd377ae1-964a-40c0-b181-36fafb5c818c/tenor_gif3098085303952151070.gif

2023-07-07 22:05:38

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Are you giving out any advice?

2023-07-07 16:41:07

Hi Mr. @npub108p…yev6 , is there a “recommended” way of adding Pleroma FE to a Rebased+Soapbox instance? Preferably on a subdomain.
Searched the docs and can’t find anything definitive 🤷‍♂️

2023-07-07 13:36:46

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What’s the issue here?

2023-07-06 15:55:23

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@npub19zq…u4m5 god I wish that were me

2023-07-06 11:39:09

We will be defederating from femboys.love. This is a precautionary measure as the instance got hacked (big surprise) and the hackers are obviously up to no good.
The instance will go down for a minute or so in 5 minutes.

2023-07-06 10:42:14

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Anytime :blobfoxthumbsup:
Also, I had uploaded both :soy1: soyjacks :soy2: , but the first one wasn’t appearing because it was in webp format for some reason which Pleroma doesn’t accept.
This grave oversight has been fixed

2023-07-06 07:17:29

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at least tell me who these suspects are!
https://the.usualsuspects.lol/media/f50e5432-e370-4404-b7e3-61c50b5ba430/Screenshot_20230706_104600_Firefox.jpg
https://the.usualsuspects.lol/media/b9510b77-c80f-4fce-acb9-5fdc79361ad0/Screenshot_20230706_104812_Firefox.jpg

2023-07-04 20:08:03

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Most people don’t stop wiping with fresh paper until they dont see brown anymore.
I don’t stop until I see red.

2023-07-04 19:07:25

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Quels francophones suis-tu?

2023-07-04 18:39:14

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2023-07-04 16:00:00

Testing scheduled post

2023-07-04 00:42:51

Day 1 of my instance’s existence and Lord @npub108z…dkr5 of Gab and Kolektiva Social fame himself descended from the heavens to berate me in public
Truly this day cannot get any more #blessed 🙏
https://the.usualsuspects.lol/media/a6cd7db5-d3ac-4104-9b90-658c0c83ad87/Screenshot%20graf.jpg