Thursday
Yom Hey (Thursday 5∞)

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2026-06-03 20:55:06 GMT

Bear market rules: you get a boyfriend or fight someone.

2026-06-03 11:39:24 GMT

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The rule doesn't apply to cute lesbians tho.

2026-06-03 11:38:16 GMT

Unfortunately for the less gifted, the game of life is rigged and definitely not in their favor. There are orders of magnitude more incoming variables than their attention span can handle. Good luck prioritizing what's what!

2026-06-03 11:35:28 GMT

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Great synchronization with the bitcoin bear market. To boyfriend or not to boyfriend?!

2026-06-03 11:33:28 GMT

Pride month is a funny concept since Pride is definitely a capital sin.

2026-06-03 07:37:38 GMT

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Dear grand nephew,
It brings me great joy to see you after so many years. I'm grateful we found each other thanks to nostr. I want to start by telling you how I've met your grandmother.
Very long time ago I was traveling with a group of coworkers around the Maginot Line. We were a special unit sent by the Furhrer himself. Our task was to observe, isolate and extract the gay gene of the French people for the creation of the superfag bomb. If successful, we would have surely won the war.
One night we camped not far from Longwy, in a very remote Amish village. There I saw your beautiful grandma Edna through the slightly open barn doors. She was the most beautiful inbred I've ever seen. It was most definitely love at first sight. Her blonde hair, blue crossed eyes and steady hands making butter, made me see her angelic figure in a dim flickering candle light.
You can imagine how conflicted I was, being an eugenic myself at that time. Truth to be told I was kind of falling apart with the nazi ideology. It drifted so far away from the original plan. Long story short, here we are after so many decades. What were the chances.
All the best!
Love,
Grandpa.

2026-06-02 20:35:07 GMT

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Don't tell me what to do with my money. I really hope people bought drugs and firearms with the sats I've zapped them.

2026-06-02 20:33:22 GMT

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Let me take notes. Do people know about this ljfe hack? 😂

2026-06-02 20:32:32 GMT

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I sleep like a baby. Owning stocks is not tempting to me at all. I think it will end bad for them on average.

2026-06-02 20:30:11 GMT

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What can go wrong? It's the perfect plan.

2026-06-02 20:28:59 GMT

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I guess we are our brother's keeper after all.

2026-06-02 20:26:57 GMT

Imagine selling bitcoin to get into some trendy stocks.

2026-06-02 20:15:48 GMT

Pray for someone without their consent.
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2026-06-02 20:05:44 GMT

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Yes but what does this say about their loyal audience?

2026-06-02 20:01:11 GMT

Anon, are you implying that influencers do not know if bitcoin goes up or down?

2026-06-02 15:19:00 GMT

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Oh, this is terrible. I remember a friend telling me about this when it happened. I didn't catcb the name. Rest in peace! 🙏🏻
I bet the attacker will die in prison.

2026-06-02 15:12:53 GMT

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Do I want to know what happened in that image? 🥲

2026-06-02 12:09:02 GMT

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Don't get me wrong, it ain't something personal. It's just because of your high quality AI generated memes. It would be a shame if another half a dozen people won't get to see them.
Your extra chromosomes would be a very nice addition to their amazing freedom tech. A small transfer for man, a giant leap forward for mankind.

2026-06-02 11:52:02 GMT

@nprofile…hnwx congratulations! The foreign affairs ministry has selected you for a great opportunity: student exchange program with pubky! In case you're wondering, pubky is an emerging freedom protocol meant to liberate users from the dictatorship of nostr. Nostr is very close to reaching the satus of 'too big to fail'. By sending students abroad there is still hope to avoid the imminent nostr monopoly.

2026-06-02 11:38:10 GMT

Fuckstr notes more per day than pubky a week. Giant.

2026-06-02 11:35:15 GMT

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I can tell you are very wise because of the light coming out of your eyes. Through the sunglasses. Mind-blowing.

2026-06-02 11:32:53 GMT

Slightly off-topic:
Electricity is dying light.
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2026-06-02 11:31:17 GMT

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He was just rude in general. I'm talking Dave Chappelle levels. 🤭

2026-06-02 11:29:58 GMT

You can say whatever you want on nostr but you can only have an audience of maximum 23 users.

2026-06-02 11:25:23 GMT

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A racist robot.

2026-06-02 11:20:30 GMT

You talk to LLMs about sensitive stuff because you don't have friends irl. It's understandable because you're a fag. Do not despair tho! It is better to go to a bar and talk to the bartender instead, even if they are feds. Talking to a computer for a long time will fuck up your already weak mind.

2026-06-02 11:03:08 GMT

If you talk extensively to LLMs you're a moron and you should go fuck yourself.

2026-06-02 09:13:12 GMT

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2026-06-02 07:24:49 GMT

Stop the domestic violence fam 🐸
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2026-06-02 07:21:21 GMT

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#yestr

2026-06-02 07:17:38 GMT

⭕️👀
Some professors are worth listening to
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2026-06-02 07:15:05 GMT

Paint your hair blue and piss on the stage. This is what Shakespeare would have wanted.

2026-06-01 21:10:27 GMT

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⭕️ certified
Sound was fucked in the second half of the video. Overall pretty good material.

2026-05-31 21:08:11 GMT

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I respect old school morons. The new ones use LLMs to fill their knowledge gaps when cornered. You clearly had no idea what the Republic of Venice was. It's no biggie, they only ruled for 1,000 years. All provinces in ancient Italy were highly competitive. They thrived because they were very smart. They founded 'New America' ffs. This is not racism, this is a fact. Information was their currency. I'm not going to continue this conversation because you're a dishonest person.
I never said I'm not racist or whatever label you feel comfortable with. I was surprised you claimed all Europeans are. As for the oriental sandniggers, I have lots of respect for them. Counting the goats you fuck each day is a great skill to have.
For a guy with a pfp making fun of freemasons you have a limited sense of humor. This is the real tragedy. Peace be with you.

2026-05-31 19:01:14 GMT

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Ruled them all*

2026-05-31 19:00:53 GMT

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You should study the Republic of Venice. They went everywhere and tuled them all because they were simply superior in brain power. They definitely were aware of their surroundings. Your arguments are weak. You are a blue hair lesbian in my book. Respectfully, fuck off.

2026-05-31 18:47:49 GMT

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Is this the note in question?
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2026-05-31 18:40:12 GMT

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2026-05-31 18:37:12 GMT

Bell curves, glory holes, generational racism, censorship is the worst ship but it reaches the shore
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2026-05-31 18:21:44 GMT

Free speech is misleading. It's rarely the case where talking is really free. I still think it's valuable to talk your mind. Especially if I don't agree with you. It could be helpful to both of us.

2026-05-31 18:16:47 GMT

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Jay is short for Jeffrey 🐸

2026-05-31 18:10:27 GMT

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It's pretty layered ngl. It works best when it's understood as a whole, otherwise verses tend to contract with each other. I'm probably not the best to explain it. I was humbled quite a few times. It's a pretty esoteric read overall.

2026-05-31 17:44:08 GMT

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All valid concerns. I was once in that camp. I can relate very well with all above.
All civil discussions must start with this question: are you willing to change your mind? I certainly am. In fact I do believe the Bible was heavily edited in order to control the masses. Ironically, said masses are minorities because very few read it nowadays. Even fewer understand it.

2026-05-31 17:38:52 GMT

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I must confess I haven't. Link me to that note. I do have problems comprehending but I'm willing to pay someone explain what you meant. No hate. I want to learn. 🙏🏻

2026-05-31 17:37:11 GMT

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Lol no. I'd use horseshit to grow roses. I'm suddenly thinking of Kylie Minogu now..

2026-05-31 17:16:42 GMT

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Hmmm. Do you claim racism is relevant to Europeans? Are Europeans racist to the bones in your opinion? 👀
P.S.: I pinky promise I'm not affiliated with Trump in any way shape or form.

2026-05-31 17:13:31 GMT

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Absolutely. I would never contradic our great wizard. 🤭🤭

2026-05-31 17:12:34 GMT

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The shit of larger animals works better. 🤭

2026-05-31 17:10:51 GMT

There's an argument atheists like to make regarding Jesus's skin color. Logically, because he was born in the middle east more or less around 4 BC, his color must have been mediteranean at best.
There are many fallacies in this argument but the most important thing to understand is that ultimately it doesn't matter. God made flesh is for everyone to benefit. There is no point in trying to prove a shade over another. For all you care He could have been blue with purple eyes. Would this change any of his teachings and deeds? No.
The paintings of the so-called Resistance portrait Him white and rather slim fit. Now you might say the Italians were biased, but it's risky to argue against this if you haven't had the great encounter yourself. But you don’t believe in any of this, so...
The overwhelming majority of new age enthusiasts do not distinguish between Lucifer's light and Christ's light. Since Lucifer really likes to mimic Christ, the confusion is somehow understandable. I say persist and see for yourself. Definitely beware tho, because that fire really really burns.

2026-05-31 16:03:10 GMT

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You playing the blue hair defense here I see. Everyone I don't like is racist. I do recognize @nprofile…wz75 as grand wizard of our KKK organization. Such a wise leader he is. 🙏🏻

2026-05-31 16:00:04 GMT

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You know what's the best fertilizer for roses, right? 🐸

2026-05-31 05:26:59 GMT

IP laws protect the state not the artist. Pass it on, cumbrains.

2026-05-31 05:25:44 GMT

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2026-05-31 05:23:33 GMT

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Wearing the eyepatch is half the fun

2026-05-31 04:34:47 GMT

GM PIRATE EVERYTHING 💚

2026-05-30 21:06:02 GMT

When you grow up you get to be one of the three:
1. Anarchist (terrorist)
2. Slave (citizen)
3. Slave masters (puppeteer)
If you have agency you get to actively choose between 1 and 3, otherwise you get drafted into 2 by default.

2026-05-30 19:48:17 GMT

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The worst final I've seen in years. Looking forward to see some diversity at the world cup with haiti and curacao among other titans. Fifa is so gay it makes ancient greeks look like angels.

2026-05-30 19:38:12 GMT

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Arsenal tried to jew their way out to win the champions league.

2026-05-30 19:36:29 GMT

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Didn't Hitler explained this one? 🤭

2026-05-30 19:34:20 GMT

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2026-05-30 19:27:49 GMT

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They will be teleported to people hodling for 3 cycles. 🐸

2026-05-30 19:25:56 GMT

Do not be fooled like I was. Apparently MJ doesn't stand for Michael Jackson. Huooo!
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2026-05-30 19:22:33 GMT

Finally some good news
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2026-05-30 15:45:19 GMT

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Or maybe they came for his tiny skillful handies. Tiny hands, yuuuge pleasure!

2026-05-30 14:54:47 GMT

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God saw the Latinas. The Latinas were good.

2026-05-30 14:53:05 GMT

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Who do you think sent her? 😅

2026-05-30 14:36:55 GMT

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Gm
Is this the blonde lady from game of thrones?

2026-05-30 14:35:39 GMT

Student exchange program but for deportation: nostr to pubkey. The nastiest nostriches will be sent to the ice desert for re-education.

2026-05-30 14:32:34 GMT

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Great timing 😅😅

2026-05-30 14:31:37 GMT

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2026-05-30 13:19:07 GMT

Wisdom 🧠
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2026-05-30 11:16:54 GMT

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I did. There are elements of truth to it 🤭

2026-05-29 21:40:04 GMT

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The universe is balanced once more. Thank you.

2026-05-29 21:36:53 GMT

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Oral is not cheating. Different city ain't cheating. International waters is safu.
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2026-05-29 17:21:20 GMT

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Stay strong fren. Do not despair. Usually the reward is on the other side of pain. Persist.

2026-05-29 17:17:34 GMT

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Solid.
Are the plates the same size? My ocd is acting up. 😅

2026-05-29 17:15:18 GMT

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2026-05-29 14:57:31 GMT

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Tell that to Job 🤭

2026-05-29 14:03:22 GMT

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Also add a rape whistle just to be extra safu.

2026-05-29 14:01:59 GMT

Corporate needs you to find a difference between dotcom bubble and incoming AI stock mania. 🐸🐸🐸

2026-05-29 14:00:34 GMT

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Wearing one single layer of tinfoil is risky. Better go with three!

2026-05-29 13:48:46 GMT

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Jews and Christians do not have the same god. The jewish god is what Christians consider to be the antichrist.

2026-05-29 13:08:15 GMT

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Obviously bitcoin doesn't care what Jiang thinks says or does. His mistake is rather ordinary. This is ironic because he claims he is into meritocracy and such. 🤭

2026-05-29 11:02:50 GMT

Pirating music is the way 🐸
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2026-05-29 10:58:15 GMT

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2026-05-29 10:43:23 GMT

It's better to be a shepherd than a sheep, unless maybe you are a talking sheep. There's a circulating Eastern European balade about two shepherds killing the third featuring a magical talking sheep. Despite the sheep's warning, the third shepherd doesn't really listen and gets wacked. Nations are like flocks of sheep. It is what it is. If you have a problem with this take it up with the big boss. It is said that sometimes his mind can be persuaded. I wonder what kind of bribe or sacrifice it's required for such a monumental task.
Proposed solutions:
1. It's not allowed to wake up the masses; only if individuals asks for it specifically.
2. You can't kill the poor and stupid to drain their spiritual gold subscription to what you call the elites.
3. Opt out and let the Christian eschatology take its promised path.
4. Comment for other suggestions.

2026-05-29 09:52:21 GMT

Bad news dear goy, looks like usury is moral afterwards. Apparently I can charge you something extra if I don't recognize you as a brother.
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2026-05-29 09:40:38 GMT

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Thank God we are not blood related otherwise we would need some sort of biblical pardon to make tbe next generation happen.

2026-05-29 09:39:02 GMT

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2026-05-28 17:47:03 GMT

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Yeah, I know. Germany is a great gulag. 😅
In Eastern Yurp we do things differently still.

2026-05-28 16:53:40 GMT

This was an interesting book a while back. I disagree about the order up top but the bottom ones are correctly structured. The poor and stupid are kept in the relegation zone to benefit the top of the pyramid.
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2026-05-28 15:39:00 GMT

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I was afraid it was something sexual. Hopefully we'll get our third date someday. Thanks, wordsmith!

2026-05-28 15:37:09 GMT

Blessing the state representatives in order to have great roads
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2026-05-28 15:32:54 GMT

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😅😅😅

2026-05-28 15:30:08 GMT

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@nprofile…568a
Can you help me with John's puzzle? ⭕️

2026-05-28 15:14:46 GMT

Protip: choose health and wealth instead of sickness and poverty. Why isn't this common sense?