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Last Notes npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky Meme them until they cry, then meme them about their crying npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky Human beans never had a chance. Second image inflation adjusted. (the simplistic human noodle cannot comprehend exponential functions) npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky I think unicorns are figments of humans' imaginations and you're all too degenerate to find a canonical one if they did exist. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky May I have a pony? npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky Get out of my sun npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky [Sign tapping intensifies] npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky Clauswitz was dealing with Napoleonic realpolitik, Thomas Schelling discusses cold war realpolitik. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky Now read Schelling npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky "A duck!" npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky Single mode multi-strand for any sort of distance. Multi-mode from the frame if you're into that. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky It started before the 1960's, the red scare just attacked civics from the opposite direction. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky Human beans would be troubled if they realized how much information they leak passively. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky https://www.amazon.com/Dealers-Lightning-Xerox-PARC-Computer/dp/0887309895/ npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky The people implicated by this are eager to shed blame. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky No one could've known. No one. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky The government chose the bear npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky Disregard the constabulary, also anything to avoid the metric system npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky Update: the math is not mathing. The percentages don't sum to 100. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky I haven't checked the math. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky The arsonist has the opportunity to do the most hilarious thing... npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky >trying to identify spaces and tabs on dead tree npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky You can't burn them in an ashtray, so commit one of the rare Pepe's to your skin and take it out of circulation. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky I compared the Monopoly property cost to the median current price to establish a ratio. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky I assume she ordered in English, so why would anyone think she couldn't speak it? npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky I feel like Eddie Izzard's flag bit is particularly apt when displaying one is seen as divisive. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky Sounds like the translator is distancing herself from the movie inspired by her translation. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/992/432/593/107/169/original/ecb43761d9241702.webp npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky Soon. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky That one has a highway and the other a stairway speaks to the expected traffic numbers. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky -Your- time, smh npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky Explain to me how you 'dirty' a Dr. Pepper npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/596/500/443/879/703/original/1305ff51c34715c0.mp4 npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/this-looks-shopped npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and having seen a fair number of shops in my time. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky How many of the replies are bots? npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky I read an academic article many summers ago about how humans were creating data (they still are, but they used to, too) with such velocity that being able to filter data would become a critical skill. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky Sinking December 2024. Spanish and Russian reporting surfaced (har har) in December 2025. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky >Avatar npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky Come up with 15 minute routines that don't blow you up. Indoor/outdoors/in truck(?). Do one every day, no exceptions. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky Because it is literally conditioned to do so. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky I think it's safe to say we've arrived at the blame phase of this farce. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky https://www.cnn.com/2014/07/31/living/florida-mom-arrested-son-park/index.html npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky That's the least likely outcome, especially after this offer. That was almost certainly what we were after 2 weeks ago but they didn't get it done. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky Stop clubbing, baby seals npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky That's itty bitty, how much space do you have to devote? Hot / cold storage? npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/121/473/732/806/513/original/c6cf5fae87c0e656.jpeg npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky Recent trans identified shooter, not saying it's the reason but what has a higher reputational cost? npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_capitalism npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky UofU is the reactionary foil to BYU npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky He can still hear them honking npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky Japan has been quietly imploding for a bit. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky If you can't walk away it isn't a negotiation npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky Shades of Vivian James npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky That's more inspo than the actual package I'm thinking of. The end result would be more range extender PHEV than retrofit. Enough gas HP to hold 80mph, enough kW to cause rubber to change phase. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky Bad framing. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky Something along these lines npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky Curious how they achieved this with no guns and no IRGC defections. Previous reporting was about cities toppling was greatly exaggerated. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky I want a suicide door continental and to do things to it that people on this server would not approve of. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky Mmmm, creamy. Creamy beige. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky Any attempt to rectify this so called 'problem' is an assault on the voting franchise and therefore the basic American rights of the 26 real human beans that call that port-o-potty home. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky This guy has copies of the style section all over the place. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky In '87, Huey released Fore!, their most accomplished album. Containing their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky (2/?) npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky You like Huey Lewis and the News? npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky Have you done PM on the spacer bricks(?) recently? npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky Probably nothing until CSG-3 gets there. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky Yet another politician created problem that would be solved by my 'You first' party. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky What's the technology called? npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky Wikipedia is debating how not to report this. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky I'm worried guys, srs. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky >ICE =/= police npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky I just hope they cast an Ohioan as the rizzler. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky Their currency is collapsing and Khomeini doesn't have a succession plan. The choice will soon be revolt or starve to death. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky Foreign shenanigans have been a specific focus of my AI analysis and so far, whatever there is it's subtle. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky IRGC and affiliates have all the guns, not a big enough middle class for widespread Starlink. Defections will be the best indicator that it's actually happening. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky If you had predicted this outcome 20 years ago, the democrat dreaming of this day would insist 'that isn't what they want' and your theory is based on a slippery slope fallacy. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky www.x.com/soloakasoloaka/status/2009474458000740802#m npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky Her horn broke when her vehicle unexpectedly stopped working on the way home from her child's school. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky >how it started npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky >The incident – that many are calling an assassination attempt npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky Grok took the still image and made the rider a cyberpunk cowboy then accurately animated the hoers. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imperial_boomerang npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky All of them will be going home tonight to sleep soundly, never having faced the peril of this situation that they midwifed. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky What could the shooter reasonably think at the time? npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky Different MO, more paramilitary than domestic 'officer friendly' law enforcement. Detention oriented - probably a different tactic if there was only one of them there. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky 'why didn't they shoot the knife out of her hand' these peoples' frame of reference on violence is works of fiction where they have intimate knowledge of the nobility of the protagonist and the entire interaction is constructed for their entertainment. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky Ha ha, good thing all of the fraud is in MN. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky Me: knows about an obscure but mass manufactured gizmo that's selling for a good price on eBay but I don't buy because I don't need it right now and there's 7 sellers with 50 of them available. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky Some of you may die npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky The Montessori that our human resources went to now has a wait-list so long that people are getting on it when they conceive. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washington_Monument_syndrome npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky "90% of everything is crud" -Sturgeon's law npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky Uffda npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky The teapot dome scandal was about that much (adjusted for inflation) and is still in textbooks but most people will forget about this one before 2027. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky Yet another thing that would be solved by my ‘You first’ party. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky Did New York strips sous vide at 132° for 90 minutes then fridge while the skillet heated to smoking. Easier than ground beef. npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky Watch the whole movie npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/812/872/484/580/685/original/a3215b605d83c987.jpeg npub1kr5tjkmy9amh2jg78eltef52msmhzuvewzncytsvk93v9lz6rq8qyqq0c7 rubberducky Been using it for a week, great for free. Been missing something like tasks.
