son of john mastodon. this is where all my stupid thoughts go to be archived forever i also make videos sometimes but honestly who cares man get a job
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Last Notes npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1wah…xc8t i wanna do this to one of my cameras at some point npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1mh5…233h no, blocking people who are being dickheads in traffic npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1mh5…233h this is widely considered a good thing here npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub10jl…yfat what is he investigating? npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1nv0…skkw i mean a content farm would probably be less effort to build than a whole app + algorithm npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1nv0…skkw sounds fun, you could probably turn it into a content farm on instagram too npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1nv0…skkw how are you gonna get data on how stimulating the porn is? npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1nv0…skkw you could enable some stat tracking too (frequent words, interactions between servers etc) npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1nv0…skkw 50 bucks to have a sponsored post at the top of every search results npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub17lg…9uux so could you tell windows your application contains DRMed content to prevent it from taking screenshots? npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1cus…6789 the fediverse is just a void you scream into and hope someone else's screams echo towards you npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1nv0…skkw >refuse to elaborate >leave npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub18zk…7euq skill issue npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1sly…t8j7 wahlprogramm hat traditioneller weise nicht viel mit dem was man am ende macht zu tun :P npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1nv0…skkw mf dreamt about honey npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1nv0…skkw team fortress 2 npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1nv0…skkw you should pick up tf2 npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1mh5…233h i think i followed you for shitposting npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1cus…6789 pussy magnet npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1nv0…skkw they're breaking chatbots with ascii art now https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/artificial-intelligence/researchers-jailbreak-ai-chatbots-with-ascii-art-artprompt-bypasses-safety-measures-to-unlock-malicious-queries npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1wc2…4sk7 mine are too! even the one where i posted "my name adolf skibidi"! npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1nv0…skkw idk the archive of useless info that is my brain npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1nv0…skkw he does npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1cus…6789 sounds like high levels of carbon conoxide then npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1wh3…0yvx what happens with traditionally jewish activities? npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1mh5…233h no car infrastructure lmao npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1nv0…skkw get an article about the great leap forward and serve that to any ip coming from china npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1wc2…4sk7 WRITING IN ALLCAPS TO DUNK ON THE COMMUNISTS npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1cus…6789 i think you just write a book npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1f64…5rsj goth gfs npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1nv0…skkw @npub1mh5…233h you can't tell me that there's no smelly balls to be found on the fediverse npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1nv0…skkw @npub1mh5…233h m8 the fuck is this https://files.uwu.social/media_attachments/files/111/688/537/343/100/818/original/e6826e99a6d31015.png npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub14ug…8jay she got fat tiddies tho npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1cus…6789 marshmallows npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1cus…6789 the glass top gets nasty enough with normal pots, you're never getting them clean if you cook on them like that npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1cus…6789 looks like mustard block npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1cus…6789 next time you should make it liquidy and put in different cheeses to compensate, goes hard npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1cus…6789 now put cheese in it npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat fish want me women fear me npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1cus…6789 yeah that's unfortunate, a constellation like this can work out in the long term if you can see it through though. either that or you can start looking around again npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat jesus was probably a grower npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1cus…6789 i take it didn't work out npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat happy 9/11 to those who celebrate npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1cus…6789 what about physics clubs npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1nv0…skkw i mean the dreads kinda work too but at the end of the day who cares i don't play this game npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1nv0…skkw there was noone there i could ask unfortunately npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1nv0…skkw got some money to burn? https://files.uwu.social/media_attachments/files/110/965/860/645/232/423/original/8fe4fe37fe1d1330.jpg npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1cus…6789 ???? that's exactly what you're not doing npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1cus…6789 i doubt 90% of my followers on here or youtube still remember i exist npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1cus…6789 i'd say stay on the ball instead of making moves, you give them the illusion that they're making a decision on their own npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1cus…6789 oh buddy i've been posting since 2014, i think i'm doing it for long enough now npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1cus…6789 i tried telling myself that about my youtube channel once... npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1cus…6789 she was probably autistic too lmao npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1cus…6789 just sounds like you're bad at conversation npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1cus…6789 still nothing because there's a spring at the bottom of the shaft designed to prevent serious injury in a falling cab npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1cus…6789 nothing because the cab's gonna fall upwards because of the counterweight npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub19fy…n5nv i genuinely have no idea if you're shitposting or not npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub19fy…n5nv that's more effort npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1u83…r2s5 alright you lost fortnite privileges npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat i would like to get rid of all furries from this instance npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1nv0…skkw yours were the first in npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1nv0…skkw making a database of every instance admin's toe pictures: also not ok for some reason????? npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1cus…6789 have you tried turning it off and on again npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1cus…6789 have you considered reading through the entirety of the arch and gentoo wikis and fixing it by writing your own audio drivers? npub1kdte8ldchx4pwvz4xl9hczgt3ky2u8ahshmlljve9h6xtwzve64sdem09w plat @npub1wah…xc8t citation needed