ProfessorTom

here's how much it costs to register a 2024 Kia in Colorado
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2026-08-28 18:31:18 GMT

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certainly longer than your dick

2026-08-28 18:27:17 GMT

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you caught me.

2026-08-28 18:05:45 GMT

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I don’t like this timeline.

2026-08-28 18:03:33 GMT

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2026-08-27 01:46:20 GMT

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a little leaven leaventh the whole lump.
And many horses fall on the final straight

2026-08-26 23:23:15 GMT

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Jeet gotta make that sweet, sweet H1-B money

2026-08-26 23:17:11 GMT

#h1b #immigration #indian #india #techbro #tech #lies #venn #circles cc @npub1kf6…qgry @npub1kzl…h23m @npub12t6…y07h
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2026-08-26 14:48:21 GMT

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no I reread what I posted. I dictated. What I dictated was not what the device ultimately put in the text box.
I absolve you from your retardation.

2026-08-26 14:47:25 GMT

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goddamn fucking dictation

2026-08-26 14:44:02 GMT

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do you have a reading comprehension problem?

2026-08-26 14:33:23 GMT

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I don’t see how that contradicts what I said

2026-08-26 14:15:06 GMT

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you’ll use an LOM on a daily basis, but you still have to pass our leak code test to prove that you can move a button three pixels to the left

2026-08-26 14:10:53 GMT

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2026-08-25 23:42:31 GMT

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I think she had enough money that it didn’t matter one way or the other.

2026-08-25 23:35:15 GMT

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it’s unlikely she was vaccine injured given that was years ago.

2026-08-25 23:32:51 GMT

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the clip was played on a recent episode of new agenda. I remember the clip getting played years ago. I don’t know if this video is real, but the audio is.

2026-08-25 22:46:49 GMT

I'm sure everyone's likely heard the news by now: Dolly Parton died. She was 80.
That means that Parton is/was the same age as JCD, Trump, Clinton and Bush 43.
I now return you to your regularly scheduled programming. cc @npub1kf6…qgry @npub12t6…y07h

2026-08-24 20:48:27 GMT

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Weel, the $2.15/hr does.

2026-08-24 16:48:55 GMT

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2026-08-24 16:15:11 GMT

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it’s hard out here for a pimp.

2026-08-24 16:13:01 GMT

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if dead internet theory is true, everything on the internet is AI.

2026-08-24 16:10:47 GMT

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2026-08-24 01:47:39 GMT

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if you’re implying Killer Miller and I are the same person, you’re retarded.

2026-08-24 01:14:21 GMT

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2026-08-24 01:11:03 GMT

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2026-08-23 15:40:26 GMT

https://open.substack.com/pub/amuseonx/p/thirty-years-ago-i-built-data-centers?r=sow3e&utm_medium=ios

2026-08-22 22:00:26 GMT

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I have no interest in the story you’re telling here.

2026-08-22 18:29:53 GMT

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you're welcome

2026-08-22 17:54:57 GMT

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you're welcome.
I shared it on LinkedIN and credited you for it by "name" "Comic Strip Blogger"

2026-08-22 17:26:35 GMT

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2026-08-22 17:20:10 GMT

a @CSB banger!
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2026-08-22 15:52:45 GMT

LinkedIn has introduced this menu option "Seems like AI Slop". I've been marking all their ads as "Seems like AI Slop".

2026-08-22 15:48:48 GMT

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Yes, the Norm MacDonald quote has some truth to It, but only some: even the American Cvil War had people on both side of the conflict write about it after the fact. And plenty of Southern writers didn't think the North was the good guys despite winning the war.,

2026-08-22 13:31:27 GMT

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Cumon

2026-08-21 22:17:43 GMT

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you'd think. But they're picky little creatures.

2026-08-21 19:52:56 GMT

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certainly from the end of a prick though

2026-08-21 19:52:40 GMT

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"shark week"
polite euphemism.

2026-08-21 19:46:17 GMT

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But the female body sure does crave testosterone.

2026-08-21 19:31:53 GMT

Things that make you go "hmmm"
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2026-08-21 18:52:18 GMT

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what makes you think the stories are made up?

2026-08-21 18:16:04 GMT

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2026-08-21 16:36:33 GMT

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You're here on NAS. By definition, that means you're not rich.

2026-08-21 16:07:33 GMT

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1,000 of each is a mere $210,000. I’m sure you spend more than that when you try (and fail) to buy back the respect of everyone who’s already written you off.

2026-08-21 15:56:25 GMT

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footage from your security camera this morning?

2026-08-21 15:49:35 GMT

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I get that you rich people have always had money. Poor people don’t.

2026-08-21 15:36:53 GMT

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buying in bulk and using a food saver cost money for both.

2026-08-21 06:07:35 GMT

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I’m working on 3 years of being unemployed

2026-08-21 01:01:13 GMT

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the Lord sometimes challenges those who do His work.
That driver just saved 2 kids from paying student loans for the rest of their lives

2026-08-21 00:54:47 GMT

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if spending $40 trillion kills one cyclist, it was money well spent.

2026-08-21 00:48:20 GMT

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“In multivariable calculus, you will often find that there is more than one solution to a given problem.”

2026-08-21 00:45:41 GMT

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you know what else works? Looting. Far cheaper. More efficient than having to work, wait to get paid, go to the store and having to stay within a budget.

2026-08-21 00:26:22 GMT

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2026-08-20 22:37:33 GMT

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2026-08-20 20:13:24 GMT

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I believe the phrase is "take up permanent residence."

2026-08-20 20:10:27 GMT

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The beatings will continue until morale improves.
And then you'll be charged a 100% exit tax.

2026-08-20 20:09:15 GMT

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You went to the gym to get toned.
He went to the gym to make money.
You are not the same.

2026-08-20 20:07:37 GMT

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well, not really.
If you read the blurb, it says sales grew at 2.6%, which would indicate spending is up.
But like the Biden administration tried to hoodwink the American people by talking about the rate of inflation going down, the message here is that this was the slowest growth in 6 years.
So, slowing?

2026-08-20 19:42:18 GMT

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That was my first thought.
Here's what Grok said: https://x.com/i/grok/share/56aadccaefd54a60ba1f2c6c3cb0ac99

2026-08-20 19:05:28 GMT

Interesting.
But Hawaii is so damned expensive to live in/on to begin with, and that's BEFORE we get to the shady business with how the state fucked over people affected by the Lahaina fire.
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2026-08-20 19:01:27 GMT

ouch!
You know it's bad when Walmart is reporting less-than-stellar numbers.
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2026-08-20 18:54:45 GMT

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2026-08-20 18:21:37 GMT

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It's hard out here for a pimp.

2026-08-20 17:23:09 GMT

A staffing firm just rejected me for a temp job because I didn't have "hand tools" on my resume.
Who the fuck puts hand tools on a resume?

2026-08-20 16:57:52 GMT

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2026-08-20 00:11:31 GMT

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you mean RAM prices?

2026-08-20 00:06:16 GMT

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that's where I thought you were going with it.
But I've got bad news for you: Gippity may become part of history soon: https://substack.com/home/post/p-211817315

2026-08-20 00:01:12 GMT

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What in the blue fuck?

2026-08-19 21:30:27 GMT

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2026-08-19 21:26:50 GMT

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2026-08-19 17:01:53 GMT

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2026-08-19 16:23:31 GMT

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I thought the whole point of robots wast that they never had to sleep.
Bad marks on Amazon for this.

2026-08-18 23:11:05 GMT

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It's a meme that holds a kernel of truth.
Of course, Biden had nothing to do with the overturning of Roe v. Wade.

2026-08-18 22:58:09 GMT

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yep

2026-08-18 22:57:31 GMT

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2026-08-18 21:32:24 GMT

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2026-08-18 19:51:13 GMT

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he sounds like a Goddamned Muslim

2026-08-18 19:46:35 GMT

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2026-08-18 15:59:32 GMT

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2026-08-18 05:34:49 GMT

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2026-08-18 05:28:15 GMT

Option C: COVID jab every 5 minutes.
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2026-08-18 05:15:01 GMT

Which one are you bringing back?
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2026-08-18 04:36:12 GMT

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2026-08-18 03:52:55 GMT

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my French Fry is hard

2026-08-18 00:56:30 GMT

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what does Walmart have to do with the amount of hiring or firing per state?

2026-08-18 00:56:05 GMT

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they’ve never called me for an interview.

2026-08-18 00:16:12 GMT

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he might

2026-08-17 22:47:23 GMT

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2026-08-17 22:42:45 GMT

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2026-08-17 16:33:52 GMT

There's a certain irony of sitting in a library on their wifi using Anna's Archive to download books.

2026-08-17 16:21:47 GMT

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