:baba_yaseen: :agender_flag:🏳️‍⚧️

A shitposter, Shloer-addict, and cake-lover. I love hot chocolate, hugs, and cuteness.

[Follow reqs are very, very, very selectively approved]

Agender / 🇧🇩 heritage in 🇬🇧.

My #1 girl is Nepnep.

I used to be @[email protected] and always will be.

"the one and only hypershitposter" - @[email protected]
"Yas has no name, no gender, no form, no morals, no title. Yas is not a person, Yas is an idea that lives in the hearts and minds of internet queers, and it always will." - @alfredohno
"You are the alpha and the omega of shitposting. You truly are. Now, that's a proper endorsement, isn't it?" - @[email protected]
"yaseen is against TOS, and has been reported." - @[email protected]
"yas platonically married me for the bit, and uhhh well,,, oh my god they’re just so lovely 🥺" - @[email protected]
"yas is the friends we made along the way" - @[email protected]
"Yas is a real one." - @[email protected]
"comfy, good for hugs :basil_smile:" - @[email protected]
"please do let Yas into your heart, I was a bit sceptical at first, but now my entire extended family has been converted to Yassianity and there are Yasmonth celebrations happening all around the world right this very moment :blobcatheart:" - @[email protected]
"yaseen permanently destroyed one of the largest mastodon instances with a single shitpost. rip in peace mastogone-dot-lol" - @[email protected]
"We’re building a kind and safe community here. This kind of Yaseen isn’t the vibe we want." - @[email protected]
"Ooh, ooh! “Yaseen? ‘Ya’ ain’t ‘seen’ nothing!” - @[email protected]
"How the Interpol hasn't stopped Yassie until now is a question that really puts the system in perspective" - @[email protected]
"I leave out deep fried Tamagotchis®. They’re excited to be here.” - @[email protected]
"sib sib sib sib sib sib sib sib sib sib sib si- 😍 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍" - @[email protected]
"Pretty cool, but breaks the TOS too much." - @[email protected]
​"yassie often comes to me to show me random acts of kindness and make me laugh. I don't know why they do, but I appreciate them deeply for that. It seems like everyone loves Yassie. I would have said I have no idea why... but actually, I really love them too." - @[email protected]
"Yaseen may be dead, but they will always be a part of Colorado" - @lewdum
"Are you sure they're not a sentient alien" - @[email protected]