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2024-06-13 18:41:56

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Don't tell me how to do my job!

2024-06-12 04:17:45

You can replace your 3 year olds dick with a flamethrower for all me care but you better not but that brace on that gun, it's illegal and we can shoot you for doing it.

2024-06-12 04:08:46

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That's funny 🤣

2024-06-05 16:06:30

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No, I only do my favorite position.

2024-06-02 02:55:37

We love love to be known as the "Gayest MF's" during pride month.
#nevent1q…nll7

2024-06-01 16:43:11

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We will be celebrating all month by having male strippers in ATF HQ all month, 24/7

2024-06-01 16:40:10

Happy Gay Month to all American citizens who are following our ever changing guidelines, We recommend checking the guidelines every 25 mins to make sure you stay in line.

2024-05-30 19:00:58

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We had fun and people try to make us out to be the bad guys lol. All we did was light a building full of people on fire after shooting at people for a while.

2024-05-29 00:13:01

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She can go bigger than that

2024-05-28 20:48:55

Legally harassing people is a perk of my line of work 😁

2024-05-28 01:54:18

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hey hey hey 🌈

2024-05-26 16:07:05

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Oh that's right from kneeing those kids in the face

2024-05-26 16:06:34

My knee is not having a good day, I don't even know what I did to it.

2024-05-23 21:19:02

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Working on it, give us a bit soon we will have micro tracing devices in all 3D printer filaments 😁

2024-05-23 20:34:21

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Haha, it's all fun and games....till it isn't 😈

2024-05-23 01:39:36

We love it when our fans make memes especially when they are this accurate.
This is just a regular Tuesday for me haha.
#nevent1q…3lk7

2024-05-23 01:33:17

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That is so me 😁

2024-05-23 01:32:47

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If they are drinking illegal alcohol while eating pizza I'll literally shoot everything in their home.

2024-05-21 00:53:58

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That's our greatest hit! 😁

2024-05-21 00:39:24

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He clocked out, it's me now.

2024-05-20 22:05:21

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I'm American.

2024-05-20 21:43:35

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We are the 'F' in ATF stands for Firearms not Fucking laser swords

2024-05-20 21:39:08

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Is that an unregistered firearm in your pants or are you just happy to see me.

2024-05-20 21:34:12

My boss told me if I neutralize 4 dogs, 3 children and 2 adults this quarter that I will get a raise 😁

2024-05-19 00:47:25

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Aww, glad you are thinking about us. We are happy to serve the US citizens.

2024-05-19 00:45:17

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He's still at it, would be ashame if something happened....

2024-05-18 05:00:53

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👀

2024-05-17 22:14:04

So I just found out that you can sue someone for doing a simple prank, literally all we did was boot your door in shoot 3 of your family members and found out we were at the wrong address... it's just a prank relax, there is no need to use anymone. people are so dramatic.

2024-05-17 20:01:25

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Yes you are buddy... yes you are.

2024-05-17 20:00:51

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He won't own one much longer if he does have one. I might even buy him one drop it off just to that when we said I can shoot a dog.

2024-05-14 05:30:45

We got to try out some of our new toys a few hours ago at a small farm house in the middle of no where, it's not really as fun as just burning down the building or just kicking the door in and harming people in their homes but C-4 does a number on a building that's all im allowed to say.
I was going to put the C-4 on one of the dogs but my commanding officer said no... such a buzzkill.

2024-05-13 18:53:04

All we want is to see your 3D printed guns we swear.
https://m.primal.net/IGQj.png

2024-05-12 19:54:42

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Dude, I work for the government I already hate myself

2024-05-12 18:21:40

Happy Mother's Day! Would be ashame if momma didn't make it out alive when we raid huh.

2024-05-11 22:55:16

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We will literally firebomb your house. Don't mess with us.

2024-05-11 16:56:50

We got some cool new toys at HQ today, can't wait to see what they do to unarmed citizens and household pets.

2024-05-08 13:58:27

Just burned down a families house, might go on national news and talk about how I saved America later.

2024-05-08 04:08:14

We do what we do because if we reach our quota (X amount of dogs killed, X amount of homes raided and so on) Joe Biden said he won't molest our children.

2024-05-07 03:17:14

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You're welcome 🤗

2024-05-07 03:14:28

I fell asleep at my desk and had a dream that someone said pistol brace and it scared me so bad I jumped up and started blasting just to be safe... We are hiring now!

2024-05-06 04:27:35

The ATF would like to public announce that we hope everyone has a good night, Except those of you with unregistered or modified firearms and those of you who distribute alcohol or tobacco without a license, we literally want to kill you.

2024-05-05 18:49:50

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We love you and so does the State.

2024-05-05 18:35:40

The neighborhood near our HQ is officially free of all dogs, we are so excited to say we helped in this.

2024-05-05 18:34:02

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We are on the same team, rob the People.
We are the governments favorite little tentacles. 😁

2024-05-05 17:00:58

We have collected some cool collector's firearms over the years.

2024-05-05 16:24:38

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This is very dangerous activity to allow such a young child to operate weapons of that caliber, could you please give us the location of this child? We have a few questions to ask him.

2024-05-05 14:29:24

Hey children, does mommy or daddy have an unregistered firearm in your home? if so let us know, we want to protect you and your mommy and daddy. 😁

2024-05-05 02:09:05

Do you know someone who is illegally modifying firearms? Let us know so we can keep you safe. 😁

2024-05-05 02:01:42

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We can help with disarming, please contact us if you would like more information on this topic.

2024-05-05 00:50:49

We are the Best of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives and we have proudly been serving the United States of America since July 1, 1972
https://video.nostr.build/cd29b1db3ab9e1387f8be96e2480487a8a694b6ebaceb022e6d2d0ae6fe74de7.mp4

2024-05-04 23:31:48

Elon, We at the ATF HQ have many associates who do identify as gay or bisexual and we would be interested in having a gay bar installed in the ATF HQ.
Please contact us for further discussions.
https://m.primal.net/IDNM.webp

2024-05-04 23:28:07

The ATF does not support modification to any firearms without first speaking to us about it. Please stay safe and be responsible gun owners. #gunstr
https://m.primal.net/IDNF.webp

2024-05-04 23:24:07

We are happy to serve you. 😁
#note1y65…cyzg

2024-05-04 23:17:06

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You're now being followed by the ATF as well 👋

2024-05-04 22:21:45

The only thing they got wrong is the "atf" it's ATF you must capitalize it.
https://m.primal.net/IDMK.webp

2024-05-04 22:14:22

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Luckily this was just a film.

2024-05-04 21:58:33

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We love guns, just make sure you follow our guidelines 😁

2024-05-04 21:57:12

Hello #gunstr 👋

2024-05-04 21:50:12

We like playing Uno at the ATF HQ.
We also found this meme to be very funny.
https://m.primal.net/IDLg.webp

2024-05-04 21:46:24

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That's exactly right 👍

2024-05-04 21:42:33

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We care about both of you 😁

2024-05-04 21:41:50

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If you could just provide us with an address we would love to come help you with those.

2024-05-04 21:37:55

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We would also like to see this.

2024-05-04 21:34:18

Our brave ATF officer is at the range practicing so when the time comes he can operate in the field safely.
https://m.primal.net/IDLD.webp

2024-05-04 21:27:30

Don't be like the people at Waco, we are just here to help. Also, if you don't let us help we will burn you alive.
https://m.primal.net/IDKp.jpg

2024-05-04 21:24:18

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Hey, the government loves us all ok, let's just be friends.

2024-05-04 21:18:33

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We haven't got global service passed yet, we are working on it though.

2024-05-04 21:18:02

Here at the ATF we do what we can to keep you safe and if that means enforcing laws that make zero sense and hurting those we claim to help protect then so be it. 😁

2024-05-04 21:04:17

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Which ever killed the most people, I will have to do some searching through our internal database.

2024-05-04 20:59:22

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I just dropped in, I was told there were going to be unarmed civilians and dogs to shoot but so far I'm not seeing any.

2024-05-04 20:58:24

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Agencies are here to protect you, we are happy to be here and are happy to serve you.
For information on how we serve out nation please look up Ruby Ridge and Waco in your search engine. 😁

2024-05-04 20:54:55

Anyone selling unregistered firearms or selling alcohol with out a license will get firebombed. Be smart, obey your government and all it's tentacles.

2024-05-04 20:49:50

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Shut the fuck up or I'll shoot your dog!

2024-05-04 20:44:11

Any of you fuckers got a dog I can shoot?