Dan_Hulson

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2024-09-02 13:33:50

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There's been loads of little loop holes with cash machines over the years there was a bloke years ago who did a thing were he made a fortune scamming them in some way. He was a dumb fucker though and handed himself in for it or summat. I don't member the story properly though

2024-08-30 16:12:58

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I can't really swim though me tatts always cause a bit of a scene in public. When I was far bigger nobody ever said owt though. I used walk in Tesco half naked and wasted in summer and no fucker would say nothing. I must get that back and that along with my resting bitch face I'm hoping people will leave me be

2024-08-30 01:33:29

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I have never once eaten curry it's vile filth that should be banned along with all other nigger "food"

2024-08-29 03:31:07

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Like you could even stop him 😩

2024-08-29 03:08:34

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We should make it a tradition to have a Sothis wedding cake. Just need stop all the gay nerds on here chasing ladies off into exile on NCD somehow though, innit

2024-08-21 21:39:04

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You're fucking brave saying that in a thread with the Queen Mum's own Brother Graf and Yockey are here and you gonna get shitcanned now 😡

2024-08-15 11:51:08

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Too late started a new Dan arc that satisfies women, innit

2024-08-13 04:23:58

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Morning, friends. Brother Graf, they should make clones of Dans instead so when we are vibing or asleep there will still be at least two of us on Poast at all times talking about the Queen Mum and beanz on toast.

2024-08-11 04:56:48

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There are good people still but we are all somewhat fucked up from this modern hellworld we inhabit. You just have to accept we are all rather flawed even the best among us

2024-08-11 01:07:59

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Please just ask me first so i can pretend to think about before saying yes

2024-08-11 01:04:13

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Always amazes the speed at which a government can move when its chosen subjects are under threat from the common rabble.

2024-08-11 00:24:56

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Morning beloved friends

2024-08-05 23:58:09

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I love you, friend. You deserve this W

2024-08-05 22:46:31

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No cap fr I said that

2024-08-05 22:31:33

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No amount of an Asian woman telling you your average White sized penis is literally the biggest she ever felt is worth that shit, innit.

2024-08-05 22:25:31

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I WOULD be more worried about getting out of that marriage you are getting into I read that poast. Seems like Dan was correct again. See if you were the oldest person poast like me you would have known this already, innit

2024-08-05 15:56:44

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I'm just too busy to game much these days being so important and stuff. Just so busy at work, innit

2024-08-05 15:43:07

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I never thought the day would happen when I got to catnoears you of all people. You a good lad, Yockey, mate. Queen Mum lets all have a few of those cuz we good soldiers most the time, innit

2024-08-04 05:15:28

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You do make our polycule of two a little less gay, innit

2024-08-04 05:11:16

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Next to Dreamer seems like we are inseparable, innit

2024-08-04 05:10:03

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This was the nicest thing you said today. love you

2024-07-31 17:06:36

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Morning Yockey, mate. Today shall be peaceful. Brother Graf had the broom going all morning, innit

2024-07-31 17:01:38

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2024-07-31 15:15:58

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There will be no shit with Poast users. Graf took care of it and went out around with the banhammer

2024-07-31 12:05:47

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Some people have a misguided sense of boomer like patriotism. Others just need a job and chose military.

2024-07-31 11:59:59

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Even if CatLord was an American how would any of this be his fucking fault. He's just a normal bloke

2024-07-31 11:47:21

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Gonna role in this thread before I go bed. Just to remind you all I have the most perfect, regal ,noble, royal even strain of Germanic blood to exist. Queen Mum Bless you all

2024-07-31 11:20:07

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Rest easy, Brother Graf, I shall try sleep soon the last few days have taken it out of me. Sleep Well see you on the morrow. Love ya

2024-07-31 09:54:18

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Morning, BigDuck my friend. I hope you well today and enjoying sniffing anime girls.

2024-07-31 08:59:04

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Thing are a bit different here with our power we often borrow it. Saw that video today about Jewer Starmer laying some flowers and first thing I noticed was somebody had been in the lampost to get free power
https://i.poastcdn.org/243d5b9284967f618965c0981fd540c31378b2e64fafb92c76ae224daa8f6b17.png

2024-07-31 08:51:58

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You will see it will drop off you in no time. Pregnant women have a weird effect on us. I used to even get morning sickness at times and gained weight it must be feromones or pair bonding or summat

2024-07-31 08:49:07

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Morning, Brother Graf, sorry you had a bit of a stresser today. Love and appreciate you, mate. Also, I will be joining you for an ale this weekend

2024-07-31 08:40:16

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The White man's burden of just going on random strolls is real. No, sadly I did not find a woman while you were asleep. That's another entire day without a woman in my life to annoy. Why even go on anymore

2024-07-31 05:57:36

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I love what little bitches the British pigs please turn into when they don't outnumber you 10 to 1. The British police are a unique breed of viscousness, pettiness and corruption. They truly don't deserve no pitty

2024-07-31 05:45:12

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Hope you get some sleep, Kiki Duck. You know it must be 10yrs since I had cereal and the other day I fancied some frosted mini wheats or some Cocoa Krispies as they are called in the US. I didn't have any though so I think imma going just cry now I membered

2024-07-26 23:05:22

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Based, Brother Graf. My fridge is stacked full I think the Queen Mum would expect us have a few on a Friday. Going get back to just having a few bottles on a Friday or Saturday and not drinking to hide from my problems, innit

2024-07-26 22:23:36

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Yea, I like imaginary women more too 😔

2024-07-26 22:01:07

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"Main story local beloved Dan found dead due to heatstroke and vril loss and Precious at fault"

2024-07-26 06:02:41

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Bollocks, I really liked Kenneth I can't believe he just fucking left us without saying anything. I hope everything is good with him

2024-07-26 05:58:24

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Kiki Duck, you heard anything about @[email protected] he's been gone for nearly 2 weeks, innit

2024-07-24 04:59:35

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You have such wonderful things to learn about the world

2024-07-23 22:07:58

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Many years I once went on an old steam train through the English countryside it was very romantic but also boring. It was different though it's nice we still have a few steam trains here you can go on.

2024-07-23 22:01:54

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Sounds a bit lewd 😬

2024-07-21 00:05:31

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Women just aren't scary. If you treat them like everybody else they are normally very nice. I have been turned down 3 times and I member it clearly and it still annoys me 😒

2024-07-20 23:58:49

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It's good to get hit on it makes you feel good as long as they aren't ugly or creepy

2024-07-20 23:52:14

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I get on edge when people are quiet and try to fill the void by talking about random shite people are sometimes a little nervous when they first speak to you so I talk to try and get them engage. It's a gift really you should see me when talking to women irl. I'm pretty smooth unless really drunk or really sober then I'm a typical Poastbloke

2024-07-20 23:46:45

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That's really rude but you proved my point about women not listening 😤

2024-07-20 23:29:08

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True, but I was being nice and thinking of you. I'm nothing if not thoughtful on sharing my deviancy with people on the phone. Let's be honest it normally just turns into me talking about how much I love and appreciate Graf while accusing none Germanic people of being wogs while talking about criminal stuff I done

2024-07-20 00:11:10

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Thank you, Jill friend. My day is saved thanks to that compliment. I'm sure Kiki Duck will spoil it by calling me a nerd though 😒

2024-07-18 13:18:38

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Good evening, Billiam, I hope you and yours are well. I put a deposit on an Omega Speedmaster Racing the other day I will pick it up today and send you some pics and let you know what I think

2024-07-17 09:55:05

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Brother Graf, I'm a scatter brain and run on an organised chaos system. My mind never stops I'm always thinking about random shit that happened 20 years ago and get distracted and can't even sleep cuz of it. It's just another "benefit" of having a cluster b personality just as the old Queen Mum herself did

2024-07-13 10:30:30

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No not normally but I'm trying not drink. It's so fucking boring

2024-07-13 10:27:16

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Morning Kiki Duck, I didn't get until 8am I tell ya visiting friends just isn't the same without drugs and alcohol 😔

2024-07-12 07:28:52

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People have always said I have that big brother or Dad vibe. I was always offering advice and talking about my life and trying stop people doing dumb stuff like me and other times pushing them to be more immature and cut loose and have fun. I'm a bit of a fuck up and people shouldn't try and be like me but men these days often had no Father figures and I always tried to step in and help where I can online and irl. It speaks to the state of things though when utter fucks up like me have to try and help young blokes out

2024-07-11 19:21:46

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Why are people (Timespent) so mean to me. You have have been the pub with me a few times and know I'm not weird, innit

2024-07-10 23:14:59

Yea, my fucking Whatsapp is blowing up with my "friends" telling me England has won the game vs Netherlands. Why thank you "friends" since you all know I'm such a big football fan 🙄
Why the fuck can't it be egirls sending me noods and feet pics or summat 😒

2024-07-10 21:49:11

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It's best to keep Sui away from Minecraft and modpacks 😬

2024-07-10 09:06:39

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If we lose this struggle, Brother Graf. There won't be anybody left to uncover us or our past. It will be utter chaos a mutt dark age with nobody left intelligent enough to do research or even care about our history or culture.

2024-07-10 08:42:35

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Well, then good night, friend. I will see you tomorrow please stay close to home just in case. It's good to be back home on Poast/Fedi again the last few days and I will see you tomorrow. Love ya, mate.

2024-07-10 08:32:05

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Brother Graf, It's 7.31am I need get a little shut eye soon. As that storm passed you by yet or I will be worrying, innit

2024-07-10 08:05:48

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Oh, are we only supposed to "check out" the mum. Nobody told me we were supposed to just look 😬

2024-07-10 07:56:15

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It was often the norm for women to be with older men there is nothing wrong with it. Also congrats to you both, friend.

2024-07-10 07:44:32

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He went fucking insane it was that Skyfrog guy or some shit. He started saying he would put me in a shredder cuz I was a nonce for lusting after a 25yr old. I tried tell him stop being a bellend and calm down or he would get banned but he carried on for two days. He then was all like I'm not scared of Graf and tagged you himself. He got banned by a janny then went to NCD and kicked off about me again and got hit with the hammer there too. He came back and you banned him again and he moved twice and you deffeded him

2024-07-10 07:30:41

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I'm going try klepp a zoomer bird next time and give that a try. My days of womanising are on the way out I just want to have a somewhat normal life with a woman, innit

2024-07-10 07:24:04

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Brother Graf, it will cuz zoomers can't compete they can't even hold a conversation or woman's attention. The drunk divorced Millenial Dad will inherit the zoomer women no cap

2024-07-10 07:16:44

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Based af Brother Graf, It's why we mate's, innit. That's what I been telling people for years the slightly disheveled drunk divorced Dad look is peak. Of course you got have that Dadbod rizz to go with it or you just a decent looking middle aged bloke with a beer gut, innit

2024-07-10 06:51:17

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Brother Graf, It's 9 days now since I last drank the Queen Mum cries in shame for me being a failure of an Anglo. At least my bloody tins will be cold when I drink em though, innit

2024-07-10 06:38:59

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All the girls are gone time to check my dms from you. Better not be another pic of your balls though, innit

2024-07-10 06:24:14

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I didn't know she was bloody Irish I just thought she was talking in a funny voice to make me laugh during sex. Sex is the only time I pay attention to women it's not my fault

2024-07-10 06:00:57

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Saves her killing a gross fatty chaser White man when she sits on their cock. So it's a good thing, innit

2024-07-10 05:56:37

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I was telling that to Dreamer on the phone the other day. I said don't give a fuck if we lose some gross fats and dysgenic spastics to the wogs cuz I wasn't interested in them anyway.

2024-07-10 05:51:20

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Tell to my many lost hoodies boxers and prada t-shirts 😢

2024-07-10 05:39:29

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btw it's not even funny anymore I came to fedi for feet pics from cute women but ended up with loads of noods from them and hardly any feet pics. If I leave Fedi it's women's fault as always

2024-07-10 04:51:15

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Women do have a weird canon thing going on when they think they are always in the right. It kills me a little more each time when I just fall on my own sword and take the blame for the sake of a peaceful life, innit.

2024-07-10 04:11:07

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tbh I didn't know the weather in Norfern Britain got that bad. I just assumed it was similar to here but with worse Winters. Let's hope it scalps some jeets at least, innit

2024-07-10 04:07:02

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Please go steady Brother Graf, get some tins and just vibe in the house until it passes. Queen Mum and I would both worry if you were out in that, innit

2024-07-10 03:41:52

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Same either way, innit

2024-07-10 03:36:21

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I'm going to check now. No doubt it will be just women saying no to my sexual advances and notifs from Madonline 😒

2024-07-10 03:28:36

Step away from the puter for 15mins come back with many notifs. I hope these are good wholesome (degen) poasts and not people telling me about jews and nigger crime statistics again. Probably just people on NCD calling me a shirtlifter again 😔
https://i.poastcdn.org/ca3fee518ce1d28cd3bdc2fe17e444ae0259ec4de10f2c132ca7fd2ff4dc3f9e.png

2024-07-10 01:26:31

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My Boss was a twat I hated that guy he would never let me have time off. Fuck, I hated working for myself

2024-07-10 01:16:52

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You sent them me on "accident" again, faggot

2024-07-10 01:04:56

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>Because men don’t respect whores
I guess they never spoke to me then

2024-07-10 00:56:26

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Thank you, Jeanburg. I'm glad you cared enough to pretend to bully me

2024-07-10 00:51:29

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Doc talks about "Muh balls muh dick and boo hoo love me gf and sad country moosic" all day so anything we say is an improvement on that personal info

2024-07-10 00:49:28

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I think Rose and Dreamer would be perfect together, innit

2024-07-10 00:45:40

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You have to put yourself out there and keep an eye open. You can find love in the strangest of places just going about your life. We are nothing without love companionship and romance. Man is nothing without woman and vice versa we are not meant to go through life alone

2024-07-10 00:42:27

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I'm good thank you friend. Just vibing and getting used to being on Fedi more. I miss all my fedifriends when I'm away so glad be back. I hope you are well too my friend

2024-07-10 00:37:22

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fr he is a proper faggot but it was all a little good natured bullying. It helps new people to fit in or fuck off to :gorf2: or some shit

2024-07-10 00:35:58

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You will be surprised the things you will get up to with the right boyfriend or even the wrong one like me, innit

2024-07-10 00:17:32

I love it when we all come together from different instances to bully spastics and I'm glad it wasn't me getting bullied this time for once

2024-07-10 00:15:45

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No gay bars in his localk area maybe 🤔

2024-07-09 23:51:17

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I'm sure you will find a nice black man who will let you do that to him one day

2024-07-09 23:50:32

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If you were on my Instance i would ban you for being brown a virgin and poofter

2024-07-09 23:32:09

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Were is the yes and you should show feet on tl option 😒

2024-07-09 23:27:09

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You are aiding the enemy in his goals though nothing noble about that. Loads of us on Fedi were in the military in some capacity and we all realise it was fucking dumb to join. So don't act like you did summat for your race by joining the military the literal apparatus that will be used to kill our people in the future

2024-07-09 23:19:04

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Fighting for Zog and defending Israel is peak White Nationalism. Well done friend have a star ✡️

2024-07-09 21:56:35

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He misses me but I have to avoid Bleacher chat for a bit every now and then as I can't cope with @npub1qw4…lx7h hitting on me there as well as dms the tl and on Matrix

2024-07-09 21:46:57

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Morning Brother Graf, hope you well. Men should have body hair and not look like a gook fem boy. If shaved just my chest It could make enough wigs for all those bald Norwood niggers, innit

2024-07-09 21:43:06

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Women like hair on a man especially on older men. You can trimm a little but you're right to bully Mathew for this Asian poofter like no body hair behaviour

2024-07-09 21:07:52

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All women should be under 5ft6". Smol women are cute and I'm a pretty fucking tall bloke standing at a massive 5ft7" but I still prefer smol women 5ft to 5ft4" is best though, innit