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legit fag 🚬 smoker and idgaf
listens to mostly metal
loves to play drums

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2026-10-09 02:34:50 GMT

made with love
bf and my brothers are not happy that i didn’t make any for them
there wasn’t enough over ripened bananas and even these were not overly ripe
this is for my 50+ pickleball homies because we have round 2 of the tournament tomorrow
https://blossom.jumble.social/1baec587932ef780f4d6df9a66087c45bf57e9aa2a6fc1c9d08fd3750ced71dc.jpg

2026-10-09 01:29:42 GMT

rated 4 stank faces out of 5
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=xPGLfIotnMI

2026-10-09 00:56:46 GMT

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it's one of my bf fav games and i have an ear for djent so this was attractive to me 😁

2026-10-08 21:42:26 GMT

i like to think that my mum had good taste in music in her teens
she listened to triphop
sneaker pimps // 6 underground (nellee hopper mix)
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=9Mxry1IWGM0&si=G50YsSrW2dUbdCsw

2026-10-08 21:14:37 GMT

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it’s an entire channel and it’s hilarious
https://youtube.com/@dimpeystudios

2026-10-08 20:39:06 GMT

https://blossom.jumble.social/ef5da3089c6c287a4e5b488032b43d40274abc6f07597121ed642065ef7ee5bf.mp4

2026-10-08 19:53:53 GMT

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i was actually thinking about that
i was ready to make calls if anyone had overripe bananas sitting there to trade or if i have to go to the grocery store and ask nicely if they have any in the back to be discarded

2026-10-08 19:38:25 GMT

the old people i play pickleball with want me to bring banana bread again tomorrow
maybe i need to start charging by the slice

2026-10-08 19:35:09 GMT

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cute 🥰

2026-10-08 19:12:27 GMT

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first off remove pricks
then slit skin lengthwise
peel
remove interior pulp
slice, chill
add salt, lime and tajin
🤤

2026-10-08 18:44:00 GMT

so yesterday i almost got a speeding ticket down pacific coast highway
fortunately, someone going even faster passed me and the highway patrol in his motorbike shook a finger at me like girl, you got lucky
yea i guess i am

2026-10-08 18:38:58 GMT

if you ever wonder why your mother knows how to push all your buttons
just remember that she installed them

2026-10-08 18:07:13 GMT

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right for me too
with peehole and bumhole

2026-10-08 18:05:56 GMT

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5
but homicidal inside

2026-10-08 17:41:42 GMT

https://blossom.jumble.social/56cc169663fab3ad5b736c16df8bfce259736705c9a2ed3296d5164031032482.jpg

2026-10-08 17:35:57 GMT

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but doggos have 4 legs 😊

2026-10-08 17:35:27 GMT

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also works 👍

2026-10-08 17:30:27 GMT

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privacy to the extreme

2026-10-08 17:25:03 GMT

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telepathy

2026-10-08 17:22:34 GMT

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i just got that
with no one to talk to 😂

2026-10-08 17:21:59 GMT

but if a hermit crab loses its shell
is it naked?
or homeless?

2026-10-08 17:21:10 GMT

idk wdyt
https://blossom.jumble.social/2fe57d0b8a87951b4f1dbd21f694271459fcac7c9b4f06c84c46d046b966c024.jpg

2026-10-08 17:19:17 GMT

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privacy remains a systemic issue, i agree. i think there are more
privacy conscious people here though it seems. it shows in how they behave

2026-10-08 16:39:59 GMT

“even the steam look dry”
https://v.nostr.build/bJrpxILnTziggFLzndkdyb.mp4

2026-10-08 16:34:58 GMT

https://blossom.jumble.social/22d8c5107220d8090c20a365527b1f63d84fcc1bcb9c76fc19774a19bc684af3.jpg

2026-10-08 16:21:28 GMT

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tinkerhole 🧚‍♀️

2026-10-08 15:56:29 GMT

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🤝 🧇 🚬
we have a deal

2026-10-08 15:28:11 GMT

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🫂
mr sync’s smokes and snacks shop is now open for business
i prefer waffles and marlboro reds

2026-10-08 15:08:02 GMT

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ok ok fine
tell it to bring smokes and snacks

2026-10-08 15:07:32 GMT

your doggo has four armpits
but they still stick the thermometer up their arse to take the temperature

2026-10-08 14:50:24 GMT

https://blossom.jumble.social/d26da40e3aefec1b5c3e2efcfe121a22515e4cf9a110c2cbfc070dd206e56325.webp

2026-10-08 14:37:25 GMT

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gm bk

2026-10-08 14:35:21 GMT

do you identify as a joke?
are your pronouns hee/hee?

2026-10-08 14:12:07 GMT

gm
choose violence
https://blossom.jumble.social/f9980ae8a9ef340de0df0e43a6f51e146b78068c8c63865db81ca79475b534dd.mp4

2026-10-08 14:09:54 GMT

this is an interesting thread
i’ve always thought that people of a certain mindset and or standards in privacy and a need for decentralisation sought nostr instead of intentionally attracting people to grow it
the way my brother explained nostr to me didn’t focus on the social aspect, but he instead focused on the value of the protocol
#nevent1q…km9m

2026-10-08 02:47:58 GMT

i love this bit
https://a.nostr.build/5Qg9TnNSIdOprQ6T7LRJRm.mp3

2026-10-07 22:55:08 GMT

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they tend to give them back

2026-10-07 19:57:58 GMT

😊
https://blossom.jumble.social/3a3d48c7339da0896da171ab96572610af7bc4ee9cf59b5ae03a24a4e8d53678.webp

2026-10-07 19:53:33 GMT

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i.. i already do 😂

2026-10-07 19:31:10 GMT

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😂 my soon to be 31 yr old is on the same training wheels

2026-10-07 19:24:02 GMT

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exactly, right?
i got him into oysters not long ago
he’s never had them before

2026-10-07 19:22:30 GMT

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i’m not that heartless

2026-10-07 18:46:04 GMT

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i know exactly how to spot you
be prepared
https://blossom.jumble.social/fd2d05bd7bb8d02036304484ec82a404f0cfc870fff9c75cc5ef469d97d46aee.jpg

2026-10-07 18:41:42 GMT

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😂 o that’s me alright
and i don’t like that you know me too well
my opsec has been tossed in the rubbish bin
https://blossom.jumble.social/77cb845aed1fbda3704cc4bff706efaccfc074db3cf566e7c9466c484042058e.jpg

2026-10-07 18:27:49 GMT

sometimes a little nerd leaks out of my slavic pores as much as i don’t want it to

2026-10-07 18:22:16 GMT

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the rails bloke?
yes, he’s also zero filter

2026-10-07 15:52:39 GMT

haha
https://blossom.jumble.social/00d6270d710145ecc73f7ddfcc04c01b049ca8ab7fa66fb086a22c372616488c.jpg

2026-10-07 14:49:46 GMT

yes
https://blossom.jumble.social/1697fe145663089247e28867278b441dea588bae360dd9e99b6597039b0cc497.jpg

2026-10-07 14:38:02 GMT

always
https://blossom.jumble.social/77cb845aed1fbda3704cc4bff706efaccfc074db3cf566e7c9466c484042058e.jpg

2026-10-07 14:32:06 GMT

🥹
https://blossom.jumble.social/89451fc81ab9e5404ca44519f6b60f68cb171f43e88c01e22f12cf4566db3e2e.webp

2026-10-07 14:12:15 GMT

gm суки
https://blossom.jumble.social/f07c94db5f16756bbf2bcd66343d8ffa01cc47ac447cef050fbd81cf351fd42e.jpg

2026-10-07 04:35:15 GMT

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yes

2026-10-07 04:31:55 GMT

dinner date with my womb mates
https://blossom.jumble.social/0dd801c47ac28476ddb79fec45ddd5ae3689b2202c526e6cfc9713b908dde731.jpg
https://blossom.jumble.social/160e13af6914e34682b27c89d52c32fc7db78a70dc464dbb55a940d23bfa7595.jpg

2026-10-06 20:12:16 GMT

https://blossom.jumble.social/0a5047e2e5ca911d58591c94129b29ecb94bac79cf780e1074926af8d7bc32a4.mp4

2026-10-06 19:53:01 GMT

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jam then
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=7kyg6F-E4fg

2026-10-06 19:47:17 GMT

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this is news to me
how many heads have you got

2026-10-06 19:41:09 GMT

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i recognise this now

2026-10-06 19:39:22 GMT

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idk what that is
but i hope it’s comedy

2026-10-06 19:34:32 GMT

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sheesh
about$3- $4.50 for 3 medium sized ones

2026-10-06 19:27:13 GMT

don’t you wish your life had background music so you can at least know if you’re living in a dream, a comedy or a horror show

2026-10-06 18:40:52 GMT

https://eden.blossom.band/7c701837ee2c1971d422d697e9fa35be6a5aa3331462c904c0de239af65ee07c.webp

2026-10-06 18:29:29 GMT

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i haven't quite finished learning the entire song yet 😁

2026-10-06 18:22:00 GMT

look when i'm asked what i'm doing later, and i say "nothing", i need you to understand that nothing is an event and not an opening in my schedule to do anything

2026-10-06 17:42:16 GMT

i went from pink floyd to canadian metalcore with banging drop tuned riffs and punchy breakdowns
https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_nAA4JE8Rse4B9DtTsJh9rM7LZk37MruNY

2026-10-06 17:36:58 GMT

breathe (in the air)
https://a.nostr.build/nfD91JDDXhoa5EuYlAZuDB.mp3

2026-10-06 17:30:05 GMT

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facts! 😭

2026-10-06 17:27:15 GMT

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so true!

2026-10-06 17:16:29 GMT

i don’t like to dl apps but i felt compelled to try nostrich in ios
it’s quite nice and stable
unlike my ex

2026-10-06 17:14:41 GMT

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😂
https://blossom.jumble.social/9c51a7ddf41a640860c919ee70e7a74f1c774ec05eaf869b26ef79b4ab28519d.webp

2026-10-06 17:13:16 GMT

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😂 no need to explain
i believe you 🫂

2026-10-06 17:09:18 GMT

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https://blossom.jumble.social/612d681b54db4721d384c1e9b10b2c6624ae118acb493befea771cd6f52db118.webp

2026-10-06 16:55:50 GMT

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newsflash mr sync
i think leo is looking at his next 22 yr old to replace his current 25 yr old
😂 just sayin

2026-10-06 16:52:23 GMT

so did all the ladies have a massive crush on eddie vedder during his prime?
because honestly i would have if i had been alive, young, and wild then
at least he looked like he washed his hair better than kurt
https://blossom.jumble.social/ed052ab5b080408ef2b35fe588da81fdbdaceb0d6217baf1ddff54f263fa6aa3.mp4

2026-10-06 16:11:41 GMT

https://blossom.jumble.social/602bcf1d7cca32a6a11d9503191f2a74ec63c9471d677d7851a1762caf19764b.webp

2026-10-06 16:11:20 GMT

my violent nature extends to my memes
https://blossom.jumble.social/506d3e30fa35c0387596749f15089aa98128ad743a367c1d5419571817baa50b.jpg

2026-10-06 15:27:19 GMT

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my science is backed by proof of work 😂

2026-10-06 15:21:13 GMT

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sometimes something pretty like that is the beginning of week long allergies

2026-10-06 15:18:28 GMT

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indeed
it has been backed by science and now experience

2026-10-06 15:12:54 GMT

i brought banana bread to a crumpet party and got a marriage proposal

2026-10-06 15:05:50 GMT

gm
pls have a seat
https://blossom.jumble.social/12d6920346138831b3fb0232b2d6ad954e7a1ce9c7a8e55461cd533434bce606.jpg

2026-10-06 05:24:26 GMT

alright, bedtime
gn
i have to pretend that i'm really good at pickleball tomorrow and i need all the energy for that

2026-10-06 02:23:17 GMT

haha
https://blossom.jumble.social/bab361cf3aca2901a40f337882452da4a602b9a9b4ca841587da860d1931956d.webp

2026-10-05 23:30:26 GMT

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queens of the stone age

2026-10-05 22:49:23 GMT

thrown new drop is very signature thrown
https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_muBzHJ2U0nDbMYxeZpWAEqDWqqAG6N1kI

2026-10-05 22:08:22 GMT

josh homme mmm mm
is an absolute stud
https://eden.blossom.band/15aa7047451e8863956903fd5ebba4cf89814f45315fbf67eeede3d5f788f48d.mp4

2026-10-05 21:55:18 GMT

my face definitely has subtitles
in certain situations

2026-10-05 21:54:28 GMT

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what??
what century was this???!!
(i’m kidding 😂)

2026-10-05 21:53:04 GMT

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i have someone
and he doesn’t like to go hiking 😂

2026-10-05 21:43:44 GMT

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you’re lucky
or she’s lucky
😄
congratulations

2026-10-05 21:39:22 GMT

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eh?
or made for “wood” 😏

2026-10-05 21:38:39 GMT

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me too 🙂

2026-10-05 21:37:32 GMT

young ladies of so.california
hiking is not a date
esp not hiking hidden trails
unless you want to end up in some true crime podcast, don’t do it
tell him a reservation to a restaurant is fine

2026-10-05 21:36:59 GMT

i don’t burn bridges
although i sometimes fail to maintain them and let them structurally degrade over time

2026-10-05 21:30:39 GMT

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i shall take our advice 🫶

2026-10-05 21:24:50 GMT

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very cool! 😎
idk how far back i should go but i started with dark side of the moon and working my way up the discography

2026-10-05 21:17:15 GMT

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piano
and yes, first time 🙂

2026-10-05 21:12:36 GMT

i’ve been listening to pink floyd and so far i really like the song, breathe
i’m learning to play it

2026-10-05 21:08:51 GMT

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❤‍🩹 in the words of britney “spears”
hit me baby one more time

2026-10-05 20:54:13 GMT

ok so i find stupid shit like this funny
https://blossom.jumble.social/b653ce147bea2de388a8bbd833f4033565cab9d21ceac39e9e7fea47a22fba45.jpg

2026-10-05 20:53:22 GMT

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i am le trapped now
i think i might hate you for this