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2024-09-15 21:00:52

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this is amazing

2024-09-13 16:52:09

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trump promoting shit is pretty on on brand for him.
https://media.tenor.com/P_wiMZbNoxUAAAAC/trump-meme.gif

2024-09-13 16:47:41

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at least it will be a good cocktail party story about how your ex protige has become the leader of a shitcoin cult
https://media.tenor.com/SYShuONa4z4AAAAC/the-office-creed.gif

2024-09-12 07:12:22

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one of my favourites is
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself—and you are the easiest person to fool."

2024-08-23 20:35:11

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sadly we do seem to have a habit of fucking things up

2024-08-23 19:39:11

#asknostr
#peakfiat
what other egregious examples of fiat destruction come to mind ?
@npub1rtl…jtfs
https://m.primal.net/KJiJ.jpg

2024-08-18 11:01:55

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ninja piss contest

2024-08-14 12:04:32

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if you change the fiat denomination then you can open now 🍾

2024-08-14 12:01:17

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not ideal , but dad mode is a primal thing, you will probably have the reputation of a crazy unhinged person in their eyes now.
your daughter will know you have her back though

2024-08-12 12:11:00

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this meme springs to mind
and recently I saw a ps2 in a retro gaming museum that caused an immediate, volilent visceral reaction
https://m.primal.net/JxAO.jpg

2024-08-11 10:56:42

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pour one out for all the simps spending their life savings on AI generated women

2024-08-11 10:18:08

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every time I see a good zap bait post it's already 14 hours old

2024-08-10 12:17:59

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gotta be an inside job. how did they know they were carrying that much BTC

2024-08-09 11:59:16

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thanks, I was worried I was going to have to ask to see the manager 💅

2024-08-09 07:23:58

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I'm seeing a lot of replies with zero ⚡🤔

2024-08-08 21:50:38

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българия representing 🧡

2024-08-08 21:48:51

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insta liked 💥
I'm curious why the ATMs charge so much tho, like why would banks set fees so high when people make so little money. couldn't they make it 50 cents and just micro milk the shit out of everyone?
or is this the 🏧 setting the fee (but still, why so high)?

2024-08-06 22:35:56

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I also wonder how Venmo, which does nothing PayPal didn't do ( and which is owned by PayPal) just exploded into being the main one.
kind of reminds me how Skype existed for years and then zoom shit all over it
in Europe revolut is an easy way of sending a friend money but they also have a ton of other features , I only treat it as a hot wallet tho

2024-08-06 19:50:18

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any idea what he said that got him busted ?

2024-08-04 08:42:19

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time to get the burka out 🥷

2024-08-03 17:57:05

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zaps in slack would be awesome, sadly i can't see many legacy companies wanting anything to do with it tho

2024-08-03 07:55:33

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that's ok Karrot, I will leave it as a mystery lol.

2024-08-02 20:49:12

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grandpa is telling his toothpaste story again . now let's put some jumper cables on his balls and get that seed phrase out of him 😶‍🌫️

2024-08-02 19:52:15

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first we don't get flying cars and now this whack soy robocop

2024-08-02 19:49:03

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https://m.primal.net/JmEi.jpg

2024-08-02 17:47:00

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I'm always a little sad to see that , when asked, these places that accept BTC are like , oh we get one person a month pay on BTC/ you're the first person that has tried

2024-08-01 22:05:51

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I get what you're saying , but Ive actually never used twitter, I just wondered why different apps showed different numbers

2024-08-01 21:18:02

#asknostr why is it that when I use a different nostr app it shows different follower numbers than, say, primal ?

2024-07-31 08:18:22

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I've got my monicle and tophat 🎩 on standby

2024-07-31 08:16:30

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thanks , I think I will try to buy without any kyc since Binance will still have a record of what happened within my account itself

2024-07-30 21:16:22

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painted version looks far worse

2024-07-29 21:29:08

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is the replay of this talk up yet ?

2024-07-28 16:07:15

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why isn't he on nostr?

2024-07-27 23:02:06

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took some balls to be mincing around in that bitcoin costume 😂

2024-07-27 10:42:35

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the view from this horse is magnificent 🐴

2024-07-26 22:52:52

#asknostr
is there any point in doing a p2p buy on Binance , as opposed to a straight card buy? like if Binance could hand over the info any time , really, is there a point ?
haven't started learning about robosats yet , but keen to start my dca in as non-kyc way as possible

2024-07-26 22:32:35

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to be fair , eventually the Spartans did get smashed eventually so maybe in this metaphor we're the Persians , smashing the entrenched fiat world lol

2024-07-26 22:28:48

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where did you get the bitcoin belt buckle?

2024-07-26 22:26:52

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love this

2024-07-26 09:27:03

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while I hate the thumbnail algo, this particular thumbnail does remind me of a something I might see in a funeral home. celebrating the life of Lyn Alden 🌅

2024-07-25 07:49:58

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fake Jimmy sounds sounding exactly like all the comments bots on crypto / investment YouTube videos

2024-07-24 22:13:49

ok #asknostr, I decided to start paying my eldest daughters pocket money in sats , just to introduce her to bitcoin and wallets etc.
are there any fun things she could do with it right now other then send / reciece and , eventually, learn about assets appreciating?

2024-07-24 21:55:33

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health and family ok, but the EU could probably confiscate your property if they decide you're a dangerous terrorist because you failed to declare every zap you sent on nostr

2024-07-24 21:12:25

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classic Germany, put a nice little gdpr notice on websites while trying to create a surveillance police state. if they banned children from getting pocket money in cash , it wouldn't even suprise me

2024-07-24 13:00:19

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I expect Germany will be fully onboard to implement this , along with cash abolishment as soon as possible

2024-07-24 06:45:16

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any other bitcoin pod recommendations?

2024-07-23 21:55:58

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what local you filming in today Joe?

2024-07-23 21:45:50

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here for the hardcore libertarianisn and the visceral thrill of sometimes being zapped the equivalent of 2 cents

2024-07-21 22:04:10

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people forget, an eventual bitcoin standard means people you maybe find gross and reprehensible also wallowing in btc.
ruling elite aren't just going to not sure start milking it

2024-07-20 16:55:32

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ah, i didn't realise you were onboarding. maybe just shitty coinbase ?

2024-07-20 16:44:14

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if it's a larger sum, why not just pay him BTC on chain?

2024-07-19 20:34:43

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if the majority of glutton induced type 2 diabetes people had to worry about paying for the consequences of their gluttony, we might have healthier nations

2024-07-13 11:51:11

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you had me at ⚡

2024-07-12 20:22:41

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so he should be, the mong!

2024-07-11 22:20:08

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this

2024-07-11 21:07:06

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because he's thick as fucking shit, a shameless Putin shill and a grifter, but people with very low IQs like him because he uses big words and they think he has some magical insight because of it.
if he actually had a clue about anything, he would have educated himself about why fiat is one of the core roots of evil and would be telling his followers why BTC is the solution

2024-07-10 21:30:50

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the German gov would just tax the shit out of them if they tried to make a pittance of interest anyway

2024-07-10 21:27:31

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og maxi Adolf Hitler ⚡⚡

2024-07-10 17:56:59

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apparently segregation is ok, but saying the F word is not ok

2024-07-09 21:08:00

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I will take this opportunity to shill one of the shirts I sell on Amazon de
https://www.amazon.de/dp/B0D92CGGL9

2024-07-08 20:55:07

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in the woods , I'll take the bull because it won't be able to get me if I hide up a tree.
in a market, I'll take the bear as it will mean more stacking time 💎👐

2024-07-08 20:32:25

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surely once you sent it to a bincance wallet he wouldn't have been able to follow the flow after that ?

2024-07-07 22:25:07

I am basically retarded at finance and I keep things simple by stacking sats.
that being said , with all the talk on AI and how power hungry it is, it wouldn't be a stretch to say the next 5 years will see massive competition from a state level in the US for securing power to run AI / servers or whatever.
what can I invest in now / research that will soften the blow when I've been made obsolete by some ai in the near future?
what do vastly smarter people like @npub1a2c…w83a think?
#asknostr
#finance

2024-07-06 20:23:59

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any idea why I can never get the site to open when I try?
I'm almost certainly not doing something correctly

2024-07-06 20:21:36

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drag them kicking and screaming 🔜

2024-07-06 19:29:53

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thr average person sits drooling on tick tok and insta all day, they don't even know what bitcoin is or that the dollar isn't on a gold standard.
to then get them on nostr and even educate them as to why censorship residence is important will take a decade or more and will still only capture the small percentage that have a half working brain

2024-07-06 14:20:26

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el Retardo 😅

2024-07-06 14:18:13

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sadly , most of it is full of micro plastics

2024-07-05 21:48:51

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luttice season is upon us

2024-07-05 21:41:46

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I had my issue over a decade ago and it was a basic laser job. but I'm a dude and as far as I know, they don't offer us hpv vaccines.
that being said , I know hpc vaccines are common now for teenage girls and I've heard some negative things but actually looked into it

2024-07-05 20:34:14

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alas, not according to the urologist

2024-07-05 20:28:04

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initially I thought it was some legendary surf baddass doing something cool, then I saw the zuc tag and I wanted to hate him, but I must reluctantly admit that it makes me respect him more

2024-07-05 20:18:00

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if the founding fathers had pornhub and ticktok, they would have been too busy jerking around the clock , making dance videos , or buying girls' bath water to achieve anything

2024-07-04 20:56:38

@npub1rtl…jtfs
https://m.primal.net/JIHc.jpg

2024-07-04 14:00:06

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shout out to Thailand

2024-07-04 13:50:43

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https://m.primal.net/JHpV.jpg

2024-07-03 20:57:19

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having such a huge hog seems to a aged him prematurely

2024-07-03 20:52:24

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literal genital warts are the symptoms. or are those also a conspiracy?

2024-07-03 16:44:57

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you've just described a blueprint for a Michael saylor sex cult

2024-07-03 16:43:24

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boomers are fucking clueless for the most part and can't comprehend the basic concept that a young person can't afford an entire college education by pumping gas on the weekends. when they talk about how little they made in dollars , they always forget to adjust it for inflation too

2024-07-03 16:41:11

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my person dick can sadly arrest that HPV is no hoax

2024-07-01 17:14:39

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Lebanon is basically the mandibles right now

2024-07-01 16:55:42

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my filters can handle another season or two
https://m.primal.net/JEeR.jpg

2024-07-01 07:20:44

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i like reading the scam bot thereds on any bitcoin or investment YouTube video where it's one big conversion between themselves about how some trader is helping them making thousands. and the follow up bots are like , oh you know Mrs Paula Johnson , I thought I was the only one.
tell me please , how can I contact Mrs Johnson, I also want to trade etc

2024-06-30 21:40:26

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one of the reasons it took the Bolsheviks so long to execute the russian royal family was because of all the jewls sewn into the ladies dresses. they acted like world's most expensive bullet proof vest.
sadly , it meant they got bayoneted instead.
so I guess jewl sewing was a thing.

2024-06-30 21:30:50

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i mean I would love to sweep my chimney but it's just too narrow

2024-06-30 21:26:23

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just by destroying our self esteem, one roast at a time

2024-06-30 16:04:33

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people being retards is most of the problem simping for the government and inflation

2024-06-30 11:18:04

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this will become nostr lore one day

2024-06-30 10:51:53

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if they know the alphabet, buy some high frequency flash cards from Amazon (in the US they're called sight cards) , they are game changers and you can combine it with ladybird read it yourself books and the levels correspond with the flash card levels.
Duolingo also has a kids reading app that I'm using with my youngest that is pretty good.
good luck!
https://m.primal.net/JDDI.jpg
https://m.primal.net/JDDN.jpg

2024-06-29 19:50:49

shout out to @npub1mu9…tfor giving me a demo of #hivetalk , I'm essentially retarded, but the potential for a private zoom-like service is 🔥
@npub1a2c…w83a should check this out

2024-06-29 05:41:09

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my initial thought was that two euros for a vegetable bag was quite reasonable, then I realised it was 2700 for a bag made , most likely, in a sweat shop with a stock image of some brockly.
I think #peakfiat should become a thing

2024-06-28 22:29:06

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surey someone is making a decentralised version of Kickstarter called coin starter ?

2024-06-28 22:27:32

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are we the wunderkind 15 year old or the uncle that became a farmer?

2024-06-28 21:49:35

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this
https://m.primal.net/JBOy.jpg

2024-06-28 21:49:19

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https://m.primal.net/JBOy.jpg

2024-06-28 21:15:10

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this is asmr stuff. also I hate him because I ain't him

2024-06-28 21:13:14

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reference the collapse and hyper inflation in Bulgaria in the 90s , for context explain that it was the collapse of a centrally planned system , then talk about how the BG currency, the leva, may seem stsble becaise its pegged to the euro, but are they ready to trust the Brussels central planners and risk falling into the same trap their grandparents did

2024-06-28 21:07:48

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I hope the black mirror writers are using this as inspiration

2024-06-28 21:03:12

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I want to see them both in hilarious sumo suits, flailing around