Ash Chapel

Just some dead bitch.

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2024-08-08 17:28:44

Holy sht, why did I read "Goodnight Punpun?"

2024-08-07 06:29:50

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Y'know, that makes me respect DSP. It's hard to keep up a persona of being an idiot when it's your own face people see every day.

2024-08-05 02:03:54

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https://i.poastcdn.org/edc9d14a663d0a4877aaba006ea702c48a5387a4251264ccd648f901de38015f.mp4

2024-08-04 00:51:42

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Mass arrests are a given, but I want to see more people getting enraged when it happens. The "They murdered three little girls, but we are the ones they punished because we're rightfully upset about it."

2024-07-28 22:34:53

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You get a panic attack when you have to talk to the door dash driver.

2024-07-23 04:43:54

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God, I'm hoping they start burning cities. The perfect capper on this bullshit empire: major cities burn over shit that didn't happen in them.

2024-07-20 04:00:13

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Me too. Think about it. 3 day long outage. Nobody can buy shit. The food runs out.
Riots. The cities burn. Anyone without at least a garden and chickens is fucked, and have to trade with those who have to be able to eat.
Fucken A.

2024-07-18 02:56:32

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archive.is/Kiylc

2024-07-18 02:40:05

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Kneedpads is up to be the next puppet.
And they're not done winding people up. They got a guy with a cut-down AK and a mask outside the RNC. I wonder how many killers the Feebs have turned loose. How many discord accounts have been scrubbed.

2024-07-15 05:57:33

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The guy in the car wasn't the suspect. He was just some asshole who looked like him. He DFE'd when the joke backfired and went protected on xitter. I think his @ was 'jewgazing'.

2024-07-14 05:33:56

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Anyone have a link to their strim/waiting room?

2024-07-13 03:55:05

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The fansub I saw used the manga as a starting point for 'preferred translation.'

2024-07-01 02:50:39

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I hate to be that guy, but it looks like they're gonna start a hot war to keep Sleepy Joe in office.
https://i.poastcdn.org/e4637d97119cbb3661cfc852062cd230ef1b874443d02e12a554881c3818392d.jpg

2024-06-30 19:43:38

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I like thinking it was a crazy inbred prince. It wouldn't be the first a royal went slumming to commit some heinous shit.

2024-06-04 03:26:20

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I agree. You can't really have a country without having a working class. It might not be glamorous, but it's as important as any other part of a functioning political body.

2024-06-04 03:10:41

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I'll make my own ethnostate. With takis and putas!

2024-06-04 02:54:23

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Nishikata knew. He just refused to admit it for too long.
Best ending.
https://i.poastcdn.org/55028d4010f3311c4357dda060053f4d5885aa7e9fc683fa467fe45a6645813f.png

2024-06-03 04:29:00

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Everything I see about this movie has me amped.

2024-05-28 05:49:28

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I'm just glad I got Sayori. It ain't Monika, but it's close enough for government work.
https://i.poastcdn.org/2df773242f46326f83b2bed3699944529e090ee438d49874596a2b0bf166a82e.jfif

2024-05-28 05:11:37

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I hate that I fucken laughed at this.

2024-05-28 01:49:37

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Obligatory.
https://i.poastcdn.org/8ee8d2123275f2e75849629904a91b0874c64f48e5d0b0022f5305b3834e4ca2.mp4

2024-05-27 22:39:38

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I've got the Terrorist and Gypsy one too, in case you don't.
https://i.poastcdn.org/3cf3e0f71cd1391d78459cc350b8b14e82f3e99b5973cf40f77dc0ffd3753aaf.jpg
https://i.poastcdn.org/0749a10b17480e51ae22c49cd2309a245b64b193eb4cbca77e21fe558fb2ab25.jpg

2024-05-27 22:33:50

If only.
https://i.poastcdn.org/59693f6a1b6384e393198b7d81c2ea886971fd88fd9dce7f745c7b73b2979149.jpg

2024-05-25 21:23:28

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Nothing is a shock to the pulsing headache quite like watching one tower burn, and then a plane crashing into the second one.

2024-05-25 17:58:14

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I could have sworn that morning it was reported that it was going down in a controlled demolition due to damage sustained by the collapse of the other two towers.
Maybe I'm misremembering. I was hung over.

2024-05-22 00:50:35

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The greatest of shitposters, and the ancestors of all shitposters.
https://i.poastcdn.org/2f90802dd8726e2f9d41a96bceb272d4e09723896279d9188962d43271f5687a.jpg

2024-05-20 01:45:46

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It's a good video. I like watching what is basically just a British normie trying to navigate the weirdness that is the US.

2024-05-19 17:44:02

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No. We're a mix of Spaniard and Aztec. The peasant class are more Aztec and black than Spaniard. But mostly those two things. Christ, who's calling us Jews now?

2024-05-19 17:42:32

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Yeah, but it's not Def Leppard. So it can always get worse.

2024-05-19 16:45:28

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"The hardest thing is letting go." -The last thing you hear before waking up in the Sierra Madre.

2024-05-01 15:32:27

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That's a lot of dead Pakistani doctors in pill mills.
I'm okay with that.

2024-05-01 15:25:35

God, I'm so tired of junkies. I wish to God that I could live in a world where I never have to see, smell, hear, or think about junkies again.
You people hate niggers and fags? Cool. Me? Junkies. Because they were created to be a plague where the other two couldn't insinuate easily.

2024-05-01 05:07:54

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The number one issue for me is the fact that my freezer is empty, and my fridge is racing to catch up with it.

2024-05-01 05:06:59

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Big Sawa energy.
https://i.poastcdn.org/b33bc8dc0c57b5881422e14b2c955c577e4c4455531532525273dc6a8e4ceb1f.mp4

2024-04-30 02:29:25

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I don't even want to share a state with a commie pesthole. I barely tolerate Frankfort and Louisville.

2024-04-30 02:06:30

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If only it wasn't Washington, it'd be a nice place to live.

2024-04-20 06:04:07

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GODDAMNED LICE! They spawn too explosively and bring my computer to a fucken CRAWL. The guy who thought Lice was a good idea, I want to beat him with a goddamned shovel.

2024-04-20 05:17:53

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Maybe the hat and color scheme? The hat suggesting the hair horns, and the color scheme being obvious.

2024-04-20 03:24:31

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Fedwell muzzle sweeped any cameramen lately?

2024-04-20 02:48:44

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You and your goil hitting the malt shop after? I'm thinkin' of grabbin a coke before we rumble with the Cenav Sharks.

2024-04-15 03:00:41

Well, this video is getting posted every time I see art from a western video game.
https://i.poastcdn.org/d22d2696e0e4dcde8a6f41ba77222280fd9c0edf21ff07f06a2de11936a9aacc.mp4

2024-04-15 00:28:18

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A major city in flames, either through conventional bombing or an atomic weapon. I'll then say "It's definitely happening."

2024-04-12 04:19:58

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No problem. Take care of your heart.

2024-04-12 04:17:30

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Interesting fact: a heart being squeezed or being knocked out of rhythm can cause what feels like a strangling sensation without actually depriving you of oxygen. So as your ticker is dying, you can say "I can't breathe!" and it'll be true, because as far as your brain is concerned, you can't. But the problem is your heart, not your lungs.

2024-04-10 15:39:53

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Kinda, yeah. The fluffy woodland creature doesn't make me nearly as uncomfortable when horrid things happening to penises comes up.

2024-04-10 07:46:54

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I am not comfortable at the thought of that model talking about sounding.

2024-04-08 20:08:09

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My part of KY isn't due to get shadowed for another hour, but we're in the penumbra, so we won't get totality.

2024-04-07 05:17:03

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https://i.poastcdn.org/193fa923fbec0aeea85da4c646907aa74d9a1f0458c135215b36af9950f6a21b.png

2024-04-07 03:44:51

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Huge if true. (It's probably true.)

2024-04-06 16:48:16

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I see a lot of expensive garbage in there, though. Where's the veggies? Eggs?

2024-04-06 02:18:55

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https://i.poastcdn.org/b9a322e3f4907fb6c8edd7c234545880c7dff77ee364c4c3e2e69501613bbd7f.mp4

2024-04-04 04:13:52

Happy birthday, @npub108z…dkr5 . Thanks for making a home away from home. I missed this place while my PC was busted.
https://i.poastcdn.org/9d8625233ab607e997c9c6945bdd4b7e6dbd27515eba46c346584db96bb7e532.png

2024-04-03 01:32:29

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"I was Reincarnated as the 7th Prince and the rest of the unnecessarily long setup title" or something along those lines according to a reverse image lookup.

2024-04-02 04:09:04

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https://i.poastcdn.org/9099b20eb39c512c7aed0ac3219b660940b6f179e3520fcc206c05ba44f62fbb.mp4

2024-04-02 04:00:49

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https://i.poastcdn.org/b7de9a8e33b8d2368947aa6c843c7b59423c5d391cf6f96536ae40e51bd4292e.mp4

2024-03-31 01:28:20

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Nanotech vaccine malfunction season.

2024-03-31 01:20:53

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Once is a mistake. Twice is a coincidence. Three times?

2024-03-31 01:19:42

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https://i.poastcdn.org/2df6de0eab15040c9411c938059eb3fb91461833023563dc30ac6cdb3761a0e8.jfif

2024-03-30 20:47:48

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Yeah, I came back from repairing my closet floor to 620 notifications. All of them people moving. XD

2024-03-29 00:42:41

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2024-03-27 00:19:22

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I would burn that toaster.

2024-03-25 02:30:47

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That's just fucken cruel to the animal and its litter. Spay/neuter your dog so it doesn't suffer heats. Even inside dogs and cats need it. Especially cats. I think cats get cancer if they have too many unsatisfied heats.

2024-03-25 02:19:23

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They don't just hand you a dog because you walked into the pound and say "Yeah, that old one-eyed tripod looks like a good friend for me." Seriously, it was that simple in Pikeville. Just go to Animal Control, fill out a form promising to get the animal spayed (they have a deal with a vet that'll spay or neuter a dog for ten dollars), and you can take your new friend home.

2024-03-23 19:06:25

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I don't think you did that right.

2024-03-22 15:21:08

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Quelle surprise, as you Canadians might say.

2024-03-18 23:54:54

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That sounds horrible, and you should most definitely not do that at every gas state that has those annoying screens that constantly shriek at you while you're just trying to get some goddamned gas that you're already being stabbed in the wallet for.

2024-03-14 03:39:48

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Weapon safety apparently not big with the galactic police.

2024-03-13 01:59:14

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Not anymore. My intention tremor means I can't hit a basket for shit.

2024-03-13 01:51:22

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Huge, if true.

2024-03-13 01:08:56

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"Quit arguing about if the holocaust is real, and try to figure out if your ability to start a family is real instead."
Sage advice from the Big Duck.

2024-03-12 15:30:12

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Apostle Paul, Ephesians 6:12. "For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places."
We're not just being assailed by physical evil, but also the spiritual rot that infests governments and seeks to enslave and defile anything worthwhile and of God.

2024-03-12 15:24:43

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"Take This" is funded by the fucken Department of Homeland Security. Paul warned us about this shit.

2024-03-12 14:49:05

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I'm going to regret asking, but is it real or is it memorex?

2024-03-12 14:46:22

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Yeah. I tried the qualifier "pantyhose on arms" and it just put black tights on her. Which is still attractive, but not what I was going for.

2024-03-12 14:38:50

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Just about any kind of hose for me. Its such a feminine garment and flatters a woman's legs.

2024-03-11 17:36:44

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Sorry. She's already got a boyfriend who she should fucken marry and give me grandchildren, already.

2023-12-17 17:44:45

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Shit eating and devil worship. Yeah that does tend to go together.

2023-10-25 21:54:38

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I can pass as a slav if I have to. I didn't even know I was a wetback until we went to visit my 3rd cousin.

2023-10-25 21:16:19

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That's a relief. I was afraid I was too brown to be let in the ethnostate.

2023-10-23 06:08:53

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Weapon to surpass Metal Gear/10.

2023-10-17 04:49:14

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I love a good honeypot. I wonder how many people they're going to add to the watchlist from that.

2023-10-10 01:44:25

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Did somebody mention cheese?

2023-10-09 07:59:57

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I have never been happier being almost fifty.

2023-10-09 06:54:22

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Matthew, Mark, and Revelations are all pretty specific that:
"But concerning that day or that hour, no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."
People thinking they know God's mind better than He does. I do not presume. I know He keeps His own counsel about what He's doing. Some genetic anomaly isn't the end of days, anymore than George Soros is the Man of Sin. (Klaus Schwab might have been if he wasn't so easily hate-able)

2023-10-08 20:33:14

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Isn't Petersen a Canuckistani? Look, I hate the puppet in the White House as much as the next person with a functioning nervous system, but when speaking about who funded Iran, he should say "United States." THe people in the US are responsible for that shuddering old dustfart, either through election (ha!) or refusal to rebel (the real reason).

2023-10-08 17:22:13

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That is my struggle.

2023-10-08 17:12:47

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When it's unintentional sin. But you better have bought that sword. When the Christ returns, he's coming with one too. Violence in the service of God, such as protecting His congregation, is acceptable. Just be sure it's for God's reasons and not yours. And do not let your pride convince you that your violence is righteous. Meditate on it. If there is any doubt, then you are not in service to God, but your own passions.
At least I think so. I'm not perfect. I'm just another sinner trying to understand my Master's will.

2023-10-08 03:50:47

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That's true. But we know better. We know that dogs and men have been friends since God ejected Man from the garden. Only the dog rightly recognizes the man as the master of all beasts. Even if you don't believe in it, the history of dogs and people together goes back so far that it's nigh impossible to know when dogs were domesticated by homo sapiens sapiens.
Might be because we're both pursuit predators. Using dogs and spears to harry an animal to death. What animal could fight against an animal that gets ahead of it, and drives it into a group of humans with spears, who wound the beast and send it fleeing into the waiting jaws of more dogs?
Dogs are fucken awesome.

2023-10-08 03:46:57

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I can understand the sentiment. Kickstart my Heart makes my foot want to turn to lead on the pedal.

2023-10-08 03:44:51

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Probably for the same reason.

2023-10-08 03:43:59

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Muslims are afraid of dogs. Which makes sense. Dogs are often thought to know when a demon is present and try to warn humans by barking. Of course their heathen pedophile slaver god would fear a dog.

2023-10-07 22:12:33

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https://i.poastcdn.org/8bca3630c2a9108d5889fcb96563d1c0802b38ff43f57612ebf070e4016c17dd.jpg

2023-10-07 02:59:35

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This documentary tells me that while it's possible, it's not preferable. youtube.com/shorts/LYJskKwUqJk

2023-10-05 22:46:15

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The idea is more humiliating. It goes from "eat bugs" to "eat trash."

2023-10-05 16:10:22

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Go-Bots got folded into Transformers when Hasbro acquired the license. They even added them to the metafiction (which is tarded because they're cyborgs, not living machines).

2023-10-04 22:02:10

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https://i.poastcdn.org/efa3de2a51071a707187a059ae537007b6495c7db9e720b0b1fd33dc78b5bbd6.jpg

2023-10-04 21:59:31

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2023-10-03 21:33:16

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Asking a kraut not to overengineer something is like asking an Italian to not be greasy, a Russian not to be drunk, or a Jew not to scam you.

2023-10-03 06:13:53

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This is one step away from turning it into a snake or anubis mask. Did Ra design that thing?

2023-10-03 02:28:16

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Noot-noot?