Anti-Miku Aktion Woodshop 🍁

Went to go buy new boots today
Fat amerimutt minority woman with inch-long fake eyelashes, two-inch long nails, and her disgusting fat gut (you guys call it a "fupa", right?) tucked into the extremely high waistband of her yoga leggings (this woman has never done yoga in her life) running the register
We gotta do something about this shit, man

2024-08-26 19:42:05

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That's actually one of the more attractive parts to me...
https://i.poastcdn.org/0bdc325c36c9aff1e35a386626a29d487ae6848b18907ccfa45637432d9338d7.jpg

2024-08-26 19:33:34

Maybe I would like the brazilian Hatsune Miku pictures more had I not dated women from central america and upper south america enough to know all the disgusting unattractive mannerisms and behaviors that all the women from those regions have.

2024-08-26 19:28:18

We were JUST discussing Baja Blast flavored pussy earlier today...
#note1hfd…6a9v

2024-08-19 22:49:30

YOOOO my new safety glasses game in so now I can look like a handsome dork instead of a fucking dweebus at work

2024-08-15 23:01:33

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why did you even type all that nigga lol
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2024-08-15 22:07:15

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Nigga I made it up. It is a joke post. Are you autistic?

2024-08-15 22:04:34

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What the fuck are you talking about

2024-08-15 22:03:33

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What

2024-08-15 21:50:53

Some guys on Poast.com called me a gaboid so I wrote up fanfiction about him and how every girl he ever came into contact was a total whore who sleeps with everyone but him. That will teach them to call us mentally ill sex pest weirdos.
#note1p9z…ck69

2024-08-13 17:30:16

>tfw am not racist
#note1hvs…pjqw
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2024-08-11 00:58:41

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H BROTHER

2024-08-10 17:09:35

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GM OUSSY

2024-08-08 23:57:54

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Yeah every sonic game has felt really floaty and just bad to handle for like two decades now. Shadow the Hedgehog was genuinely the last one that felt GOOD. Youtube essayist fags would use the term "good gamefeel".

2024-08-08 23:50:55

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Me but with Sonic Adventure 3 :pensive_cowboy:

2024-08-08 14:39:43

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I don't get notifications from people I don't follow lol

2024-08-07 01:39:35

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nah girls love serial killers and whatnot they'd go bananas for that

2024-08-07 01:35:50

Accidentally gave a girl the ick because I was locked in when I should have been tweaking :pensive_cowboy:

2024-08-06 21:48:25

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>JUST AS UNREALISTIC AS IMAGINING THE IMAGINARY ONE GIRL YOU COULD FALL IN LOVE WITH
I am being attacked on my birthday
https://i.poastcdn.org/a9c8b9c7dee1f91d707f84140403584287ba76c0747d6015bb40953004cdc3dc.jpg

2024-08-03 00:01:41

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I think you're just being autistic. Love isn't a science, nigga.

2024-08-02 00:34:48

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Nothing vague about it tbh

2024-08-02 00:34:22

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A nigga with a physiognomy like that who spends so much time online and has a ton of money to burn visiting countries where that kind of thing is legal or at least where cops look the other way for it? Absolutely, 100%, not a doubt in my mind.

2024-08-01 23:28:22

It's so hot my balls are hanging two inches lower than normal

2024-08-01 20:45:40

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insteD

2024-08-01 15:43:41

@npub1mt0…esms Is it time?
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2024-08-01 15:11:28

What the fuck is wrong with you niggas

2024-08-01 00:54:40

Got myself a new car
The plants in my garden are growing well
Finally going back to the gym tomorrow
Had some delicious perfectly-cooked burgers for dinner
Everyone on poast is going insane
https://i.poastcdn.org/2891c3b6e3a80b69652bcd418c8385634b16fa0f71703d3c4626bac386ba4b36.png

2024-07-31 23:07:09

Just fried up some cheese borgers in bacon grease for dinner. And you?

2024-07-31 13:09:03

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Really I'm just concerned with how much I space out and disassociate while I'm driving automatics. I want to be more present, more involved in my own life.

2024-07-30 17:09:33

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super smash bros brawl woman

2024-07-30 00:46:36

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>Not liking sexual depictions of kids makes you gay
https://i.poastcdn.org/4d1f948d043d8cbd792c0a276a395b9a79aead915a2fdc69f1219e6673f22d72.png

2024-07-26 01:28:31

Goodnight friends
https://i.poastcdn.org/ffd613d40ffc2d0c20c7bd86fb7f93e272071191f035413354cc397fdfd2bcdb.jpg

2024-07-24 20:18:05

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It's funny but tbh I want every person that holds this sort of view on art beheaded in a public execution, their heads on display pikes across the world, their bodies tossed in ditches, and their rotting corpses eaten by visceral disgusting larvae.

2024-07-24 16:24:36

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Every fucking normgroid nigga has a humiliation fetish and they just LOOOOVE telling you about every single one of their Ls

2024-07-24 16:04:54

THIS KEEPS HAPPENING AT THE NEW JOB TOO
SOME KID TELLING US THAT HIS FIANCE ONCE """JOKED""" ABOUT HOW HOT IT WOULD BE TO SEE HIM FUCK HIS BEST FRIEND (ANOTHER DUDE)
THESE NIGGAS HAVE KIDS
#note189u…tqp3

2024-07-18 22:05:40

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@npub1dgr…mq5q when's the collab?

2024-07-18 21:45:20

Woodshop Voice Dox
https://i.poastcdn.org/42d4f0ed3911ab85cba4bc4870956e64a39cde9b16d94b2ae834501761ebc593.mp3

2024-07-14 02:04:42

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Thanks, Doc

2024-07-14 01:59:33

"White Jamahiriya"
#note1y2y…qs4p

2024-07-13 20:06:51

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No it isn't

2024-07-12 00:30:35

THIS POST IS SO FUCKED UP
BECAUSE IT'S TRUE
I JUST SPENT THE LAST FEW HOURS SHOVELING DIRT INTO A BOX
AND IT WAS FUN
I REALLY ENJOYED IT
I FEEL LIKE THAT'S MESSED UP
WHERE DID WE GO WRONG THAT SHOVELING DIRT IS SOME OF THE MOST FUN AND EXCITEMENT YOU CAN HAVE?
#note19hn…3trs

2024-07-11 16:38:40

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So you're saying Tulsi has tomboy muscle mommy abs???

2024-07-11 16:37:08

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https://i.poastcdn.org/4e73164a0eb67ae05c15bbb4db25b005e3a6022b1e872f17ba0b2d258138e55b.png

2024-07-11 16:33:58

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Tulsi the kind of woman who injures herself trying to do the Jack-O pose in bed because she still wants to feel young and trendy despite being 43

2024-07-11 16:25:25

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in case you were curious this one was gonna be a disgusting hagpost about getting slop from kamala harris
https://i.poastcdn.org/b63dc887c4c8daf578d7e6985b66039625457d1549fec607c94b55be8389955c.png

2024-07-11 16:23:57

Snapping the rubber band on my wrist several times to train myself like a fucked up pavlov dog every time I think about making the worst posts you've ever seen

2024-07-11 16:02:18

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In general I don't think it's good to have self-admitted data-collecting federal agents in our community and I think it's also a bad idea to have people that will vehemently defend said bad actors at the drop of a hat

2024-07-11 15:56:09

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Nah, the way a bunch of other users jump in to defend him immediately any time someone calls him out for that shit? That's suspect

2024-07-11 15:15:48

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Yeah some real weirdos in there
>guy with pitbull penis in profile header
>age of consent debate enjoyer
>self-admitted federal agent
>e-celeb internet honor defenders
>actual extremely autistic people that likely can't function on their own

2024-07-11 12:33:24

HAD A DREAM ABOUT MARISA BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF RAY-MOO (THE BASTARD NIGGER) IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HUMAN VILLAGE
FUCKIN DROP KICKED HER IN THE FACE
THEN DID A FLIP AXE KICK TO HER GUT
https://i.poastcdn.org/cab38b7020499ef1b1bb408b401210eebe4b8802caeca05d92036bcce854b20d.png

2024-07-11 02:20:01

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You mean corn dogs, of course

2024-07-11 01:42:43

Does anybody know if those faux-vintage amber LED light bulbs give off less blue light? I know that sounds like a silly question, but I'm curious if it's at all comparable to regular incandescents.

2024-07-09 19:59:28

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>Those USPS boxes aren't cheap.
ACTUALLY YOU CAN GET SEVERAL HUNDRED UNITS OF MAILING SUPPLIES SENT TO ANY ADDRESS IN THE UNITED STATES COMPLETELY FREE THROUGH THE UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE WEBSITE, NO CREDIT CARD OR IDENTITY VERIFICATION REQUIRED
DO NOT USE THIS TO PRANK PEOPLE

2024-07-09 16:40:48

Some of you niggas don't know enough synonyms for pussy and it shows

2024-07-08 01:20:25

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That's protein 💅

2024-07-03 02:23:15

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DIDN'T YOU READ THE FEDIVERSE RULES WHEN YOU CREATED YOUR ACCOUNT, GABOID?

2024-07-03 02:19:18

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ARE YOU A WOMAN?
YES
OR
NO

2024-07-03 02:17:50

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Yeah, @npub1h27…lkaa tells me owl really enjoys this!

2024-07-03 02:16:47

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ARE YOU A WOMAN?

2024-07-02 23:42:27

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I don't know what that word means. Talk like a normal person, you queer.

2024-07-02 22:11:02

Not to beat a dead horse here or anything but it's easy to see why gaboids suck the cocks of people like judge dread or that self-admitted fed guy when you can just tell them blatantly false information like "I'm black" or "I live in Canada" and they believe you immediately 100% no questions asked, even if you've been nothing but antagonistic and belligerent to them in every prior interaction.

2024-06-29 01:16:49

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comfy escapism
fictional sense of community
aesthetics that are in many cases illegal to have in IRL real life
passionate and expressive characters that feel better than real people that are coked out on medication cocktails and screens

2024-06-27 23:16:43

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"How about another Werther's while you wait for your meds, grandpa?"

2024-06-26 18:10:44

Oh, you like "gacha"? How about you go out and "gecha" some bitches instead?

2024-06-26 16:32:33

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I wear steel toes everywhere except for at work

2024-06-26 16:30:50

Just saw an indian guy riding an electric bike on the sidewalk while wearing a full face motorcycle helmet

2024-06-26 16:30:50

Just saw an indian guy riding an electric bike on the sidewalk while wearing a full face motorcycle helmet

2024-06-26 15:41:29

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Someone post the screenshot

2024-06-26 14:30:41

I'm such a proteinpilled baconmaxxed breakfastcel

2024-06-26 13:25:43

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That's the same issue as Joe and Protoman and Megaman leading them, though. (The robots being robots doesn't actually matter)

2024-06-26 13:20:36

DROOPY DRIPPERS

2024-06-25 01:58:23

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Bro you too?

2024-06-25 01:21:32

FAST FOOD EMPLOYEES ASSEMBLE A FUCKING SANDWICH CHALLENGE (IMPOSSIBLE)

2024-06-24 16:27:38

Oh cool it's a "You just don't like shitty FromSlop because you're le bad at it :)" reddit takes kind of day

2024-06-24 13:44:21

I'VE SAID IT BEFORE AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN
WOMEN ARE EASY TO UNDERSTAND
LITERALLY JUST BECOME A SOCIOPATH
IT'S THAT EASY
#note1e2f…mezr

2024-06-24 13:40:14

Damn bro thanks for putting all those slutty anime girls with massive hoohas and fat asses on my tl while I browse through it at work

2024-06-24 09:42:46

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(🍴-> ⏸️ )

2024-06-24 00:50:48

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That's not luck at all. I've said it before, but I'm a 6 foot tall blonde haired blue eyed goofy white boy with visible abs and a decent lat spread. Women in general tend to like me, especially minority women. There's no luck involved in that.

2024-06-24 00:46:33

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I just need to be lucky once
https://i.poastcdn.org/84ebc899c129d6bc7f5fa7fa30649bf42cad172b4c88e10d50ffd870ebbe7d0b.jpg

2024-06-24 00:45:14

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I've dated girls. I've had them tell me they love me and they mean it. The problem is even when I tell them I love them, I don't mean it. And then I break up with them. My issue isn't finding a girl that loves me, but finding a girl I love, like in my dreams.
https://i.poastcdn.org/fb7ee47a93eaf77603cde8b508ab0b096bdbc428464ef09a70d4f3e8265d5383.jpg

2024-06-24 00:42:38

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Yes that's exactly correct. I'm more upset about circumstances, rather than a skill issue.
https://i.poastcdn.org/33c8b526b709bf3e2a77d9a010be965f1f0b206bea1e0aa5f8886d7a4cc0ac39.mp4

2024-06-24 00:38:20

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My sadness and self-loathing is entirely different though tbqhfam

2024-06-24 00:33:21

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Yes but either way niggasneed to stop being such sad sacks

2024-06-24 00:21:05

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The correct answer is "a tall girl with a big ass, like Jennifer Lawrence" btw

2024-06-24 00:03:39

Marisa Monday
https://i.poastcdn.org/52b2b3584964ebee3ee878a82f40d99882f96031f8f82ec63cb6a4de99550a46.png

2024-06-23 23:49:02

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You can do better maybe

2024-06-23 23:37:10

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Yet you talk to owl. Curious!
https://i.poastcdn.org/4d1f948d043d8cbd792c0a276a395b9a79aead915a2fdc69f1219e6673f22d72.png

2024-06-23 23:35:54

What kind of girl is your type?

2024-06-22 23:58:15

>Talking to cute girl from work at work
>End of shift, whistle blows
>She says "I'll wait up for you"
>I tell her to go on ahead because I still have to do X
>"Oh, well I'm not waiting for you that long"
>She then smiles at me and says in the sweetest, sincerest, most affectionate voice I've heard in years, maybe even my whole life
>"I'll see you tomorrow, [Woodshop]!"
https://i.poastcdn.org/71c8fa2baabb225301ee569566347601b0e029d40ebf8db5c2ca117037d8ba41.mp4

2024-06-20 19:54:39

Oh hey the government is suing adobe

2024-06-20 18:24:28

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Well she's not an ugly gook monkey ladyboy so I understand why you'd say that

2024-06-20 17:13:19

THIS ARTIST COMMITS REGULAR PSYCHIC ATTACKS AGAINST ME
I AM UNDER CONSTANT ASSAULT
THEY WANT ME DEAD
https://i.poastcdn.org/296641ce589ea30c5d9d1395a3e86ba75b4ad6ded5ff10ca49eb453c1fc3407b.jpg
https://i.poastcdn.org/5cf3214ce200a7c9d623ca577b56cce4291186ab1e07d8eb0545ed47420d6975.jpg
https://i.poastcdn.org/8dafaa2380dd49234462c6b9b64cbc1692c1469a789d7ad31acfb4aeac534143.jpg
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2024-06-20 12:46:48

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AND THEN YOU ASK THAT NICE GIRL OUT

2024-06-20 12:31:39

Beautiful risings, pharaohs

2024-06-19 21:24:19

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Ask someone else, retard