S!ayer

I tend to make weird noises when I see dogs. Always making jokes.

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Wallet Of Satoshi: [email protected]

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Last Notes

2026-08-16 16:34:59 GMT

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https://npub1ehkvx8rdjsrwnf7kkqr8gy42vcwe6vwgqdwrl4juqccp689v8wfqr3mz4s.blossom.band/1c7c63b332d784250c37b7d72118ac6f1312069e1c721cae30741a994ab33d34.gif

2026-08-16 13:39:15 GMT

I was with my normie friends today and coldcard came up
And I was like fucking NVK

2026-08-15 18:17:44 GMT

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First world problems

2026-08-15 18:17:17 GMT

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https://npub1ehkvx8rdjsrwnf7kkqr8gy42vcwe6vwgqdwrl4juqccp689v8wfqr3mz4s.blossom.band/3aa048382fb01eeb028f9764edbfaa93ea19010cfad3f3838395d632a7c695dd.gif

2026-08-15 12:13:23 GMT

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Self censorship is the best type of censorship

2026-08-14 19:58:55 GMT

#Live
https://streamstr.net/e3a0458a-1ace-4566-b725-8151586739f3/hls/live.m3u8

2026-08-14 02:29:47 GMT

85% are fine with it which checks out because they have a whole second amendment and have done nothing
#nevent1q…7d08

2026-08-14 02:27:05 GMT

The only people that use simplex chat are me and the Feds

2026-08-14 02:19:58 GMT

Instead he became a billionaire and the leader of 1.4 billion people
A Peter Thiel wet dream
#nevent1q…6g8h

2026-08-14 02:16:02 GMT

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What a loser can't even move his coins

2026-08-14 02:15:12 GMT

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He left to do other things

2026-08-14 02:13:31 GMT

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Grinder, Maks and baddie

2026-08-14 02:13:06 GMT

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HezbollahInside

2026-08-13 17:22:03 GMT

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Detroit Elite?

2026-08-13 13:52:18 GMT

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time to use foreskin analysis seed phrases

2026-08-13 10:35:42 GMT

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love you <3

2026-08-13 10:33:50 GMT

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i piss on your watermelons

2026-08-13 08:11:18 GMT

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Very interesting use of AI

2026-08-12 23:32:16 GMT

Does fiatjaf even use nostr?

2026-08-12 23:29:42 GMT

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You and @nprofile…jfrn https://blossom.primal.net/3422609dda4e13c2d4550183ff41d8b98a903452b852be697a85f7588df0f0af.mp4

2026-08-12 23:25:13 GMT

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Yes, war. When soliders, operators or higher profile generals die, they often die in these "crashes".
It's a known way to publicly announce the deaths without leading to public outcry/outrage.
For example, when a lot of the US based operators or training officers were killed in Lviv Ukraine, they died in "crashes" in the US because the US is not meant to be in Ukraine.
It's a mix of politics, war and propaganda

2026-08-12 23:13:36 GMT

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War?

2026-08-12 15:15:19 GMT

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@nprofile…3acz should look into this setup for your channel?

2026-08-12 13:27:42 GMT

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I wonder if he'll let the FBI in again this time around?

2026-08-12 13:27:02 GMT

Purple 💜
#nevent1q…v2hs

2026-08-12 00:38:15 GMT

God then proceeded to drop a 7,5 magnitude earthquake on Colombia like it was promised to them 3000 years ago
RIP
#nevent1q…atzg

2026-08-11 16:38:23 GMT

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https://npub1ehkvx8rdjsrwnf7kkqr8gy42vcwe6vwgqdwrl4juqccp689v8wfqr3mz4s.blossom.band/d03267b978bb1a3b294d44c5c6fc4487bdccb6347d2995f554767f8d8631b786.gif

2026-08-11 15:04:07 GMT

I was made in a factory that uses nuts

2026-08-11 14:56:49 GMT

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Keep it up!

2026-08-11 04:33:04 GMT

They just came on boats.
#nevent1q…z0tu

2026-08-11 03:31:35 GMT

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I'll have to log into the admin again I think I lost the key

2026-08-11 03:23:40 GMT

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i don't like them
i don't use them

2026-08-11 03:17:55 GMT

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how come i don't have GIF reactions? is that a relay thing or posterchan thing? (on my instance)

2026-08-11 03:16:45 GMT

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so like a few weeks ago the BCH people came on to nostr, basically when the nostr devs became crypto agnostic and decided to include other wallets/currencies etc. in their clients.
some now include SSO login too!
more onramps = more users

2026-08-11 03:11:44 GMT

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drag and place on desktop? is that a thing?

2026-08-11 03:11:16 GMT

bchnostr doing some heavylifting rn

2026-08-11 03:09:28 GMT

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seems to have pushed already? i did nothing and it's seems to auto-resolve.
shit this probably the fastest nostr experience so far

2026-08-11 02:58:10 GMT

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there was another error but i don't remember - i got it up and running using nostr basic.

2026-08-11 00:37:23 GMT

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what's bibimbap

2026-08-10 20:59:46 GMT

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average buddha

2026-08-10 20:59:08 GMT

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I can understand, they're passionate about bitcoin, cold storage etc. it's not something the could have known unless they actually too a look under the hood, and even then most did not. So in saying that, we shouldn't subscribe to malice what was probably good intentioned - but that doesn't apply to every maxi

2026-08-10 16:51:38 GMT

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Well, that was fun

2026-08-10 16:51:15 GMT

Was it confirmed inside job or is this what we're setting on?
When I first saw this whole coldcard thing, I had the sus feeling in my gut but I still don't know or understand it.
Apparently now in Bitcoin you have to roll dice.
Seems fitting for an utter gamble.
#nevent1q…hpg8

2026-08-10 16:42:14 GMT

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Depends on your influence, check global.. or other relays

2026-08-10 16:36:33 GMT

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Fatty

2026-08-10 10:31:01 GMT

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on boats, over the English channel.
Were they blacks?

2026-08-10 09:20:57 GMT

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While I also love to mock the French, the only reason the British were able to get out of Dunkirk was the brave street-to-street resistance from native French and French colonial Fighters
They slowed and in some places stopped the German advance (blitz) giving the British enough time to flee across the channel, abandoning the French and France to German occupation.
The cowardly perception should be on the British, not the French - but the English love to mock them even though they saved them.

2026-08-10 04:21:52 GMT

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It does love it's monopolies

2026-08-10 04:00:47 GMT

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Do you use Amethyst?

2026-08-10 03:59:35 GMT

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I see
I'm so used to my centralised exchange wallet idk what that was

2026-08-10 03:58:35 GMT

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I have grown antiseptic in my old age
Actually, the same age as Jesus when they went to the Romans.

2026-08-10 03:53:46 GMT

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Aren't you a FED too?
https://blossom.primal.net/d2c79dd1dc3847f682a4c28ae270c6079a991afb8a8f0f843f2b506cbda6fd6e.mp4

2026-08-10 03:52:17 GMT

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Oh I see, is this their UI? End of am era indeed.

2026-08-10 03:47:10 GMT

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Doubt on his own, he needs at least mechanics level 4 if he wants to attempt that repair

2026-08-10 03:40:31 GMT

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What am I seeing?

2026-08-10 01:00:38 GMT

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oh nice that is a good tool

2026-08-10 00:24:12 GMT

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any MS DOS game tbh

2026-08-09 23:58:07 GMT

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but i don't rememeber what the differences were? I removed it

2026-08-09 23:49:03 GMT

probably a FED so idk too good to be true,
#nevent1q…678r

2026-08-09 23:48:38 GMT

okay this guy hit it out the park with poster.place desktop
what a unique way to use social media or the social internet.

2026-08-09 23:08:45 GMT

Remind me again what dark wisp is

2026-08-09 22:46:27 GMT

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What if Nostr was the multiplayer server?

2026-08-09 18:34:03 GMT

@rod

2026-08-09 15:10:16 GMT

Clients should start running advertising

2026-08-09 13:01:40 GMT

SCREAMING
send him to IRAN #nevent1q…ex4a

2026-08-09 13:01:27 GMT

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lol wtf

2026-08-09 12:58:42 GMT

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for context
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URLJRgvnL-8

2026-08-09 12:58:21 GMT

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I'm just listening to the Springbok coach speak in the press conference and like grammar, vocab etc. it's like you just get the message across irrespective of the language barrier.
It's just something we do here in SA - like Afrikaans people struggle too, like "I are good, were you good" type of thing, but you know what they are saying

2026-08-09 02:32:34 GMT

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Seedless grapes

2026-08-09 02:30:46 GMT

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What is tg

2026-08-09 02:27:52 GMT

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https://blossom.primal.net/dc0b516cead73e07d5a27f3c6253069bf2e854f881f8b2badd398734e5ad5657.mp4

2026-08-09 02:25:48 GMT

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That's good but when Office 367?

2026-08-08 15:58:06 GMT

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I want to have a nap though

2026-08-08 10:49:51 GMT

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2026-08-07 15:00:34 GMT

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Wow been that long

2026-08-07 08:32:21 GMT

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No one is under the age of 30 here

2026-08-07 01:10:25 GMT

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You calling me old?

2026-08-07 01:09:37 GMT

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YES! 😁

2026-08-07 00:55:22 GMT

@nprofile…hqyh Can you get worms working?

2026-08-07 00:42:59 GMT

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Mmm shoulder presses sound tasty af
You doing full kettlebell motion or just specific exercise at a time?

2026-08-07 00:38:33 GMT

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Are we allowing the cunts though?

2026-08-07 00:37:42 GMT

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Water helps satiate it or black coffee
I eat when I'm hungry I guess and it's correlated to what I'm doing on the day i.e. cutting trees and grass I get hungry faster
If I'm doing spreadsheets I'll be good with one meal lol

2026-08-07 00:35:35 GMT

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But yes, depends on your body type and activities.

2026-08-07 00:33:02 GMT

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Really? Just a few hours?
I seem to get hungry every 12 hours now, like now at 2:30 am, but I can do 24 hours easy, or just one meal a day.
Hunger is a driver.

2026-08-06 22:38:34 GMT

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[pc] something went wrong TypeError: Cannot read properties of undefined (reading 'length')

2026-08-06 22:36:16 GMT

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yeah

2026-08-06 22:34:56 GMT

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everything except notifications

2026-08-06 21:27:47 GMT

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Did he not see it?