Sam Oldman 🐀

Former Reply Guy. Things will never be the same.

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2024-06-21 19:41:10

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@npub16ju…y8u7 There's often a small gap between the window frames and the house itself, which can be more easily drilled through for coax cable. Later repairs can be done with caulking.

2024-06-07 14:33:28

@npub1uw8…88kr My first thought on seeing this story was "space junk" but maybe something fell off a truck.
B.C. driver in critical condition after ‘unknown object’ goes through windshield on Highway 1 - BC | Globalnews.ca https://globalnews.ca/news/10550754/highway-1-closed-burnaby/

2024-04-26 20:21:59

I'm looking at this profile picture for a mastodon account that is following a lot of people, and I believe it is generated, not real.
My wife and I have been trying to count the number of things wrong with the photo.
can't see index finger on the hand
sides of glasses differ
can't see glasses arm through the lens
can't see car's back window or seat
can't see right ear or whisp of hair
odd seatbelt retractor
odd camera? strap on one shoulder
https://cdn.mastdn.ca/media_attachments/files/112/338/875/406/745/442/original/4d8b246d03faaabc.jpeg

2024-03-08 17:02:27

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@npub198t…hasj I'd like to get merged broadband from two competing companies, in hopes that failures would affect only one company at a time.

2024-03-05 05:52:59

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@npub1cus…6789 Orrrr ... You could spend the night watching the Lockpicking Lawyer on YouTube and open your apartment door yourself by morning.

2024-02-23 19:52:30

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@npub1tel…4v4v Here I had always believed that single mother households were caused by deadbeat fathers taking off and leaving them.

2024-02-18 19:47:17

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@npub1cus…6789 I would not recommend eating the same thing at every meal, no matter what it might be.
It's just that there is no need to get the balanced diet at every meal – we have the ability to store vitamins and nutrients to average out the supply.

2024-02-18 19:34:50

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@npub1cus…6789 This looks perfectly healthy to me. You don't need to have broccoli with every meal.

2024-01-07 18:37:49

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@npub178h…hyhr Really? I thought it looked like Pertwee's Doctor Who outfit and one of his time travel companions.

2023-12-08 14:57:17

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@npub16ju…y8u7 Am I reading the price correctly? The VAT looks like it will nearly double the price of the loft latch.

2023-12-08 05:13:08

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@npub1jun…de5s Also a squishable plague doctor
https://cdn.mastdn.ca/media_attachments/files/111/542/843/669/160/597/original/45b75a592f9bad0c.jpg

2023-12-05 19:15:04

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@npub16ju…y8u7 How about Bollock-ing ?

2023-11-27 01:33:53

Do house flippers have a trade association or something where they can find the latest trendy things to do to a house to inexpensively make it sell for more?
We're looking at house listings and seeing repeated odd upgrades like barn doors on the bathroom and the kitchen breakfast bar that just shout FLIPPERS!!
#houseflipping

2023-11-15 05:20:03

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@npub1cus…6789 Passing aid out without means testing removes a lot of expensive bureaucracy, and can actually be cheaper and more fair.

2023-11-15 01:23:54

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@npub1gaj…78dz i think most webcams work with software that you already have.
If you don't need it to be very portable you could use double sided tape or 3 M velcro command strips to stick the camera to a brick.
Edit: I have one attached to a window this way so I can check to see if we have visitors when the dog is barking.

2023-11-15 01:11:59

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@npub1gaj…78dz The webcam you've linked to appears to have a small threaded hole for a standard quarter inch camera tripod.

2023-11-04 21:38:45

Reminder that some people are concerned about saving the wrong #bees (honeybees are not in danger):
Watch "Bee extinction: Why we're saving the wrong bees" on YouTube https://youtu.be/VSYgDssQUtA

2023-08-19 21:58:40

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@npub1683…f0qg True, do not do this. It won't work because the right hand socket is the hot one.

2023-08-03 02:24:00

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@npub1gr8…c639 The seeds will overwinter, so maybe they've been waiting there a while.
You can collect seed after the frost gets it and plant more in the spring.

2023-08-03 02:15:32

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@npub1gr8…c639 Take credit if you meant to plant morning glory (or a relative).

2023-07-20 18:40:55

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@npub1ulm…hweg The part I don't understand is how the patent office issues patents on things like this, leaving the whole patentability question for the courts.

2023-07-12 12:17:25

I'm trying to avoid staring at the giant train wreck of America's slide into oligarchy and authoritarian government.
I am failing. Sometimes I even boost or reply to this horror.
Please add #uspoli to your word filters to avoid seeing my replies.

2023-07-10 22:32:02

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@npub1cus…6789 The date on the food packaging is meant to help the store do stock rotation.
I've had brand new cans that bulged. I've had perfectly good yogourt lost in the back of the fridge for months.
You can't trust the expiry date.
#foodsafety

2023-07-03 00:53:21

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 Has anyone checked to see if Fox viewers believe these stories?
I have a faint hope that most people approach it the same way we used to approach supermarket tabloids like the Weekly World News with the hilarious photos of a hunter holding up an obviously photoshopped enormous grasshopper.
#fauxnews

2023-07-02 02:15:07

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@npub1zqf…2a0w Having a beer belly like a skinny Buddha counts towards that god-like status, right? So why is my wife buying me baggy shorts instead of a Speedo?

2022-12-23 00:52:47

I had a bit of an accident with the shopping cart on the Princess Auto web site, so the dog is going to be happy to get extra dog toys, and my friends are going to be surprised to get 10" Christmas pipe wrenches.