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2023-05-15 20:26:40

Fuck Canada. @npub1wfv…yfp8
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2023-05-14 01:37:20

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I only scrolled through (hey, no lying), but I didn't directly spot a reason why you decided LCMS wasn't viable anymore. Care to make a few bulletpoints for an ADHD Gen-X boomer?
Our pastor doesn't buy into many of the most recent niceties, but I'd love to bring something to him with the Synod. I've gone through the Catechisms, but I'm still retarded.

2023-05-14 01:09:17

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You can jeebpost from here.

2023-05-13 16:58:21

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Like the float charger that died over the winter so the convertible's flat?

2023-05-13 16:51:15

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Coffee sounds good, actually, but am I too lazy to make it today?

2023-05-13 16:15:51

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'sup from potatoville?

2023-05-12 23:22:04

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Oh, the Mexican Cartels would love this.

2023-05-12 21:53:23

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is this worth anything?

2023-05-11 20:01:46

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It's just pointless and moronic. You see the sample video it was already done and there's water adhesion holding the roll when it's filled, and she just intentionally dumps it so it makes a mess on the table.
Why? What draws you to this?

2023-05-10 19:29:51

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Harmful Opinions was great, too. He got nuked after going against the lefties who were promoting that CANDID thing.

2023-05-10 18:59:51

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The IIgs had a System build that very closely resembled the first Mac operating system.
The thing is, most of it was still very ROM based (and stayed that way for contenders like the Amiga) up through the early 90s. Then computers got fast enough to do everything in software and that changed the entire scape of the GUI game.

2023-05-10 15:54:16

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Always 6. I identify as crafty, and rabid.

2023-05-09 22:03:18

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Now add an ircII abstraction layer and I'm sold.

2023-05-09 16:55:31

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I have a friend who lives in the AR side of Texarkana. I will never not give her shit about the taxes there.

2023-05-09 01:00:34

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Butternut squash @npub1cdj…jev5

2023-05-07 21:01:54

The snake river outside of Twin Falls.
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2023-05-06 22:17:23

Ok, it's hailing. I blame @npub1cdj…jev5

2023-05-05 21:35:23

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I don't think autism makes you watch random yellow girls in frog hats, does it? @npub1cdj…jev5 Hey, need your autism in here.

2023-05-02 22:11:26

Double Scrub @npub108p…yev6
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2023-05-02 04:29:44

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Yeah, turtles are good. Just brownies with fruit tomorrow tho.

2023-05-01 23:35:50

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You don't know who Ulillillia is?

2023-05-01 17:45:14

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Garbage collection is the job of init.

2023-04-30 00:36:18

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So fucking beta.
https://teddit.froth.zone/r/DeadBedrooms/comments/132iddq/i_did_it_i_gave_myself_permission_to_give_up/

2023-04-28 01:17:38

#[0] YOU BETTER TELL THESE ONIONS TO CALL THE FUCK DOWN
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2023-04-25 04:12:55

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Stop thirsting #[0]

2023-04-24 21:16:43

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Haha. Man, I vaguely recall that. I had very few Mac arcs, but I did have a G3 Pismo back in the day and stumbled across Hotline. It was basically shitposting and warez.

2023-04-24 18:22:03

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I remember the day. Buddy of mine ran a grey/warez bbs on a severely hacked up WWIV.
BNU or X00?

2023-04-24 18:19:41

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There's some things I wouldn't trust warez with.. and low level transport protocols are one of them.

2023-04-24 17:16:40

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You are aware of Tor and .onion addresses, right? Plenty of folks are happy with that. I'm just too lazy and happy on the clearnet because I don't do anything and these days my takes are salty at best.

2023-04-20 04:25:40

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Whoa!
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2023-04-20 04:24:29

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2023-04-20 02:09:03

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G word?

2023-04-20 01:50:27

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The last thing your family will see is the Boston Dynamics robodog approaching at full pace, but don't worry, it's nearly painless.

2023-04-19 19:20:27

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I found it in your water.

2023-04-18 04:24:41

#[0] how much shit do you take daily for cake?

2023-04-17 04:35:58

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You'll spoil your supper.

2023-04-17 04:23:24

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So I guess the kiwis banned that host or whatever. Not entirely sure about the skirmish.

2023-04-17 02:41:58

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"fashion show"

2023-04-16 21:17:33

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2023-04-07 02:37:01

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Maybe she needs to poop.
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2023-04-07 02:36:25

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[email protected] likes every post I make that includes you for whatever reason.

2023-04-07 02:32:50

#[0] Who is that "Satinist" person and why do they like any post that flags you?

2023-04-06 16:36:33

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It's Thursday. That counts for something, but I'm not certain what.

2023-04-06 16:26:00

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I made it into work, got the car out of the driveway - but not sure for how long. Stepped close to the truck and almost into 4" of water under the ice again. Getting sick of this weather. GM BTW.
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2023-04-06 15:25:56

I don't want to go to work today #[0] . Call in too well for me. Thanks.

2023-04-03 23:50:13

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Literally #[0]

2023-04-03 19:36:44

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Uh-huh. What was your response when I asked you to stop playing George Michael?!

2023-04-03 16:15:06

GM #[0] - weather is beautiful but highway still closed. :(
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2023-04-03 03:00:03

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2023-04-03 01:47:01

#[0] JEEB!
https://twitter.com/JebBush/status/1642162333593083905

2023-04-02 22:47:46

#[0]
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2023-04-02 21:02:16

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2023-04-02 20:39:31

I blame #[0]
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2023-04-02 20:20:21

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Why do you believe the information you have been fed? Do you not believe you might have your perception altered by bad actors?

2023-04-02 20:17:45

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Please provide your studies.

2023-04-02 20:16:41

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You are aware that despite this claim of global warming, the seas have not risen, and our current means of replacing fossil fuels with battery based systems is more detrimental to ecology than allowing things to continue until we find something better. Yes?

2023-04-02 20:15:05

#[0] So tell me about global warming and the ideology that carbon is bad despite virtually everything on this planet being carbon based.

2023-04-02 19:38:58

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Just what we need. Tay 3.0.

2023-04-02 18:24:57

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I've been snowed in more from February through April than I was November through January. WTF?!

2023-04-02 18:20:06

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Welp I can't use this one but I tend to wake up around 5 anyhow. Snowed in.

2023-04-02 18:16:44

GM #[0] .

2023-04-02 01:35:42

#[0] It's snowing sideways. Fuck April. In fact, fuck all of the ninja turtles too.

2023-04-01 02:39:08

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I've had enough of these cheese burger bitches on my burger bitches plane!

2023-04-01 02:24:09

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Does living in a ghosttown count?

2023-03-31 16:36:35

GM #[0]
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2023-03-31 02:31:51

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Welp

2023-03-31 01:03:39

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You've got a soppy wet taco?

2023-03-30 19:34:00

#[0] The struggle is real.
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2023-03-30 03:31:36

Fuggit. Am I rite #[0] ?
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2023-03-29 21:00:20

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Nothing quite like rabid meat!

2023-03-29 20:40:50

#[0] Garlic bread is good.
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2023-03-29 19:09:38

#[0]
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2023-03-29 14:31:10

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I suppose you could always build your own protocol and then just use multicast UDP but lots of luck on that working in 2023.

2023-03-26 20:42:02

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Might want to get to it before the cats!

2023-03-26 20:34:26

It's #[0] 's lunch!
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2023-03-26 18:52:39

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What if the song is ram ranch?

2023-03-26 18:50:39

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You don't just stop being retarded. Look at Rehab Ralph.

2023-03-26 18:46:53

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We are we are tarded.
https://youtu.be/JOkQJm_UGM4

2023-03-26 18:22:46

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What the fuck is a Peter Pan peanut butter alert?!

2023-03-22 00:20:26

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I was a bit surprised when I saw someone repost them here.

2023-03-22 00:09:02

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They've heard a lot about it but don't really get it. Plus they've got their own social network which is a lot cleaner than here or Facebook.

2023-03-22 00:05:08

#[0] I tried introducing some folks over at The Babylon Bee to the fediverse and they're just weird about it..

2023-03-13 14:48:22

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Can you imagine what sort of word salad we're going to get out of that..

2023-03-12 17:30:23

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It's just to distract you from what they're actually doing in your car.

2023-03-12 01:42:21

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Y U WANNA HURT ME?!
Y U WANNA MAKE ME CRI!!

2023-03-12 01:40:34

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WHOA BLACK BETTY!

2023-03-12 00:56:16

#[0] I know this is a lot to ask, but is there some way we can add a simple "Do not want" button to exclude animu? I mean, it's not like we're excluding humans.
Asking for a friend.

2023-03-12 00:50:34

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Damn if she drips any more I'm gonna be iced in. Just give it to her!

2023-03-11 22:42:01

#[0] Will they redo "Damn it feels good to be a woman" for trannies? If so, where will they move the quotation marks?

2023-03-10 02:16:11

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Are you mad woman? Do you want me to drown?

2023-03-10 02:08:13

#[0] got the ice off the roof just in time for the next storm!
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2023-03-09 02:42:10

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How can you tell? The smell?

2023-03-09 02:41:01

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Low 20s. Better than it's been. Just too damn much!

2023-03-09 02:38:30

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Front yard. No that isn't a toy car.
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2023-03-09 02:32:01

#[0] Please do something about this weather.