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2024-09-19 22:26:42

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He didn’t mention the Jews 🤔

2024-09-19 22:11:02

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I have made sure to drive EXTRA EXTRA slow this week, which has made Texas drivers honk at me angrily
I do not want to die in a tragic accident and go to hell before I know which religion is saved

2024-09-19 22:03:32

Pastor Jimmy says that the Baptists, the Methodists, the Lutherans, the Anglicans, the Presbyterians, Church of Christ, Church of God, the Mormons and especially the Catholics are all going to hell.
I’m not sure who’s left, he said he’d tell us who isn’t going to hell next Sunday

2024-09-16 00:32:11

Buy the Curry formulation omega 3 vitamin D, it will make your penis bigger

2024-09-15 15:05:39

Pastor Jimmy also helped me find my inner support for Ukraine, because they are kind of the Slavic Jews 🇺🇦🇮🇱

2024-09-15 04:19:42

I am voting for Kamala because she supports Tina’s right to choose

2024-09-14 23:19:24

God says no to drugs
I can still use nicotine though right?

2024-09-14 16:01:46

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Tina won’t let me off the leash

2024-09-14 15:51:40

If we brought back Club 33, then would you donate?

2024-09-14 14:32:20

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I’m suing then for the .com

2024-09-14 14:31:57

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Fuck

2024-09-14 13:46:56

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They suggested that I call the Podcasting 3.1 release:
Podcast One Series P
Very sexy

2024-09-14 13:37:05

After meeting with brand consultants from Microsoft, Podcasting 3.0 will now be called Podcast One

2024-09-14 11:43:04

In podcasting 3.0, we will be shifting from a donation model to one where I can just withdraw from your bank account anytime I want

2024-09-13 15:13:37

My pastor Jimmy is starting a pray the gay away summer camp
I said, this is wonderful, how can I be a part of it?
He took a long look at my hair, which I have been letting grow out like the MTV days, and said,
Not Adam, I pray for you every day, but this camp is for kids

2024-09-13 03:59:09

The other day I saw some kids who were on the street corner getting high
I walked up to them and said, you should be getting high on God instead!
I gave them Pastor Jimmy’s phone number

2024-09-12 23:40:36

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If it quacks like a duck then it votes for the black bitch

2024-09-09 17:07:17

Getting ready for the church retreat in Waco. Pastor Jimmy told me to bring Hawaiian Punch.
Should I get the red or the blue?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/108/217/527/126/402/original/de36000de74c80d2.jpeg

2024-09-09 14:43:40

My pastor Jimmy, showed me this incredible photo of himself from younger days. Such an incredible person
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/107/650/508/913/277/original/a64e9539d075ef4f.webp

2024-09-09 04:54:14

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Pam says it’s the same picture

2024-09-09 04:50:02

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We’re having a retreat down in Waco. Pastor Jimmy says to bring Hawaiian Punch
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/105/318/528/189/752/original/ae8671bc3906a26f.webp

2024-09-09 03:31:55

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The analogy I use is farting at a wedding but ok

2024-09-08 20:16:30

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I have better hair than that pedo

2024-09-08 19:58:46

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No donation, no speech
Tina gives me all the freeze peach I need without yappy knights who don’t pay

2024-09-08 16:33:28

That’s it.
If we don’t have any new knighthoods today, I’m ending the show
Better donate quickly

2024-09-08 03:06:16

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Tina told me to post:
“Get a girlfriend, incel”

2024-09-08 02:35:14

I applied for my ninth credit card today
(Yes, the other 8 are maxed)
When they asked me what I do for a living, I knew I couldn’t say podcaster
So I said, “Government Legislation Analyst.”
I’ll be approved in no time

2024-09-07 23:34:32

We’re bringing back $69.69
NOW will you donate?

2024-09-07 17:20:41

@npub157s…2uh8 is an amateur
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/096/945/810/774/193/original/167100f06eff75ca.jpeg

2024-09-05 21:24:49

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Do you want to be banned? I have the master password

2024-09-05 21:17:07

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Delete this shit

2024-09-05 14:34:16

Now that I have the NAS master password, I will be requiring that all accounts donate $8 /month to stay verified
If it works for Elon, it works for Not Adam

2024-09-05 14:29:20

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Done. I don’t allow swearing, it goes against God

2024-09-04 23:04:23

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I don’t even know who the problem children are here.
All I know is my pastor and church congregation say people here no likey the jew

2024-09-04 23:01:45

Who should I ban first?

2024-09-04 13:17:12

Announcement: I will be co-host of the new podcast “Talk Tuah”
https://x.com/popcrave/status/1831134841573634109

2024-09-04 01:00:17

Eriner has given me the master password and I am now god king of NAS.
My first act as ruler: all must bow down to me, and criticism of Israel is not allowed

2024-09-03 21:27:55

There have been allegations that the election to control NAS was rigged
It is all fake news. “Authoritah” won fair and square, and Mike Pence is going to certify it.

2024-09-03 21:03:30

Per the completely fair election results, I am awaiting a peaceful transfer of power over NAS
@npub157s…2uh8 will lead my transition team

2024-09-03 16:30:30

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This poll distressed me until Tina introduced me to the concept of super delegates.
John, Moe, and my pastor have all voted now and Authoritah is the clear winner
I expect eriner to hand over the admin creds within 24 hours

2024-09-01 21:38:57

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Reminds me of the day I met Tina

2024-09-01 21:24:55

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THANK YOU for remembering
Tina forgot

2024-09-01 21:19:46

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Those who knew, knew

2024-09-01 21:16:36

Yes at MTV, the men’s room had a glory hole
No I’m not saying anything more about it

2024-09-01 20:59:54

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For Tina it’s “Chillax”

2024-09-01 19:37:58

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Delete this shit

2024-09-01 16:09:16

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I would make a donation bot, but the only thing I know about source code is how to do the daily source code

2024-09-01 15:57:40

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I used to think this.
Then I found my lord and savior, Jesus Christ, who is always forgiving.

2024-09-01 15:56:55

It is time for NAS to choose

2024-09-01 15:53:30

When NAS finally apologizes to me, it will be like the return of the prodigal son.
All are welcome. You can be “No Agenda Social” again.
So long as you recognize me as your god king and respect my authoritah

2024-09-01 15:45:19

Whenever you guys on NAS are ready to apologize to me, all you have to do is donate.
Uncle Not Adam understands.

2024-09-01 15:05:51

Everyone keeps telling me to “take the L.”
What does that even mean?

2024-09-01 03:21:20

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This is my perspective by replace Canada with Mastodon

2024-09-01 03:14:30

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Excellent, excellent
Wait
If this gift pack includes sealing wax or a ring I’m suing you for 50%

2024-08-31 18:02:10

I used to pay people in the Philippines to listen to the show
Then Tina introduced me to sock puppets

2024-08-31 17:12:25

Sometimes I ask my young self,
What could I have done different to be B tier celebrity, and not C or D?

2024-08-31 06:30:28

If you’ve ever been to the MTV bathhouse, you don’t need the monkeypox vaccine, you’re immune

2024-08-31 05:37:55

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I couldn’t agree more.
I’m not in it for the money. Tina’s handbags don’t buy themselves

2024-08-31 04:00:28

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Have you tried selling knighthoods?

2024-08-30 05:22:31

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At what point did you think that JCD isn’t going on the show with an erection lasting longer than four hours

2024-08-30 01:33:12

Why the fuck did I sell my name and image rights in Japan
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/047/920/274/738/823/original/2bab9c2307698987.webp

2024-08-30 01:24:45

If I made a video of me singing “Donate enough to be a knight some day” in full Lederhosen, with a German flag and ten kegs of Oktoberfest, THEN would you donate?

2024-08-29 18:50:29

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JCD is Mr. Big. I am Mr. Skinny Knuckles

2024-08-29 18:48:47

They call me the Podfather
That means you owe me a little piece of the action

2024-08-29 16:20:33

My mission is not complete until Adomo Curryu tells me to delete my account live on air

2024-08-29 15:20:58

GO GODCASTING

2024-08-29 02:34:09

The only book worth reading is the Bible
The only podcast worth listening to is No Agenda
The only product worth buying is Knighthood

2024-08-28 02:06:00

I used to get high
(Don’t do it, kids)
Now I get high on God

2024-08-26 14:43:14

I don’t know which is going through degrowth faster, the U.S. economy or No Agenda

2024-08-24 22:49:48

No Agenda is having a “Going out of business” sale
75% off knighthoods while supplies last
You made me do this.

2024-08-23 21:57:21

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Still running for mayor, stop asking

2024-08-23 21:56:57

I am suspending my presidential campaign to endorse my pastor

2024-08-22 15:26:43

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I started calling her the keeper after she said one day,
Not Adam, do you have a $20, I want to buy a Coke
I said ok, here is a $20
She came back with a Coke
I said, was there change?
She said no, I’m a keeper

2024-08-22 15:18:53

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There’s a reason we call her the keeper

2024-08-22 15:12:25

We were set up for some grim days in donations for the show
Then Tina taught me a trick from the nonprofit world called “seeding.”

2024-08-22 03:51:23

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You don’t want to know what I do in the shower.
That’s between me and the soap bottle

2024-08-22 01:36:47

During the height of my Dutch fame, I was picked up by an ironic Japanese Hollandbu following
There are products under the brand “Adomo Curryu” that give me nightmares to this day.

2024-08-21 23:54:23

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All my friends are very diverse, they are Hollandish

2024-08-21 23:09:25

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This does not apply to me, because
I AM NOT ADAM’S ALT
Quit asking

2024-08-21 23:07:14

I have an announcement
All parody accounts will be banned from NAS, because I can’t tell which are real and the joke is getting old.
That is all

2024-08-17 22:02:37

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Tina doesn’t know whether to be offended or not.
We will be discussing this on the next keeper pod
Shame on you. I think

2024-08-17 21:57:43

If donations don’t increase by 30%, Tina will be starting an OnlyFans.
If we don’t even get a 10% increase, then I will start an OnlyFans.
And trust me, you don’t want to see that

2024-08-17 21:57:43

If donations don’t increase by 30%, Tina will be starting an OnlyFans.
If we don’t even get a 10% increase, then I will start an OnlyFans.
And trust me, you don’t want to see that

2024-08-17 15:42:42

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That is comforting.
Maybe I should make poa.st the new NAS. Will they let me sponsor them?

2024-08-17 15:37:12

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WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN??

2024-08-17 15:19:58

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Was my uncle Don a glow n*****?

2024-08-17 15:11:36

What is a “glow n*****” and why does poa.st keep calling me one?

2024-08-16 21:34:36

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If Eriner wasn’t a homo he’d give me admin rights

2024-08-16 20:21:39

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Delete this shit

2024-08-16 20:15:39

Maybe more people would donate if no agenda starts pushing The Red Pill
I’ll try
Give me $1,000 and you will be jacked and have plenty of bitches

2024-08-15 19:30:57

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I practiced eastern medicine on the side during the MTV days but they called me a quack

2024-08-15 18:53:19

Do you want to be a grand duck?
Okay I can’t make that happen, but send me $50,000 anyway

2024-08-15 01:34:17

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Definitely quiet quit and bank that one

2024-08-13 21:21:25

If you don’t support Israel, delete your account

2024-08-12 00:16:13

No Agenda is partnering with Mike Lindell to bring you No Pillow
It’s like having a pillow, except you don’t have one
Only $49.95, order fast while supplies last
Because there are none

2024-08-12 00:02:34

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Depends, would you call Hitler’s final solution position or negative?

2024-08-12 00:00:30

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Patricia was great, but it couldn’t last
Let’s just say she had … very strong opinions about The Jews

2024-08-11 22:06:48

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I’ve wanted to start a cult ever since I was 2

2024-08-11 22:04:40

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You know the answer

2024-08-11 21:10:15

COVID was good for the show
Someone please bring back COVID

2024-08-11 20:12:51

Donations are down because of @npub157s…2uh8
Not because of anything I did