Your Occasionally Friendly Neighborhood White Nationalist. Actually hiding my Power Level. Nintendo and anime fan. Deus vult Atheist. Lover of memes and quality lewds. Gross, abusive troll, and horrifically cruel. Blocked by 60 people in a single day, more than a thousand total blocks. Not a girl, and neither are MtF trannies. Not American. Blocked on Gab by failed beekeeper Andrew Torba. Fuck your pronouns, fuck Sony and fuck Jewkraine. Pyra is Best Girl.
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Last Notes npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Round 2 of the #BestVidyaGirlContest ends with the following match:
Cirno (Touhou) VS Fio Germi (Metal Slug)
The lovable ice fairy or the Italian gun gal, who will you vote for?
Use this link to see the full, updated results if you're on a non-DRC instance: https://s3.poster.place/drc/7ebcc55b4491ef52deff1e3d97f41acefe95ea1ed2552b5dfdab057744029ccd.png https://s3.poster.place/drc/88b375ae73cbff9f1228edffc1ac4312737481be38ae6de556be998530e6e3b2.jpg npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Tamamo VS Shantae looks pretty one-sided, so I see no reason not to start this match at the usual hour:
Marisa Kirisame (Touhou) VS Misty (Pokemon)
Who do you support in this battle of the tomboys?
Use this link to see the full, updated results if you're on a non-DRC instance:
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Tamamo-no-Mae (Fate/Extra) VS Shantae (Shantae series)
The foxy floof lady or the delicious choco genie, who will you choose?
Use this link to see the full, updated results if you're on a non-DRC instance:
#BestVidyaGirlContest https://s3.poster.place/drc/64e6884afa76a713912c923eb9dad152444e5a44f46398de105c5b2d8f88850f.png https://s3.poster.place/drc/74c7d539182c9bca050e26894cd96be9bd21c0ea9b711e16fe769d87b237f481.jpg npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior I've seen people say that the game is slow and floaty, others say that it's painfully average. Nobody claims the game is broken and unplayable on a technical level, but it IS unplayable in terms of terminal niggerfaggotry. https://s3.poster.place/drc/84602d9e33fa4a87c98e96d53033f844546dda09e1b30c44819e0c0b6b58bf62.png https://s3.poster.place/drc/d1aff2eb5d418730aa12471a0b7dce15bc757c994c31e6a36984ccd758de0167.png npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Current score:
2B - 68 votes
Malon - 72 votes npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Will today deliver another underdog victory?
2B (Nier: Automata) VS Malon (Zelda: Ocarina of Time)
2B’s Buttocks or Malon’s Milkers, which would you rather get your hands on?
#BestVidyaGirlContest https://s3.poster.place/drc/243ec621752aa1f3963b99cb7f94b5a2b9446d3ec427b245b8e3232a1f0d80ba.jpg https://s3.poster.place/drc/755aa195a6aaae88309a3ba528b1e2b79b296cac65289b070e32a73c2824ad70.jpg npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior @npub1dml…x796 Literally crying about the wrongthinkers having the nerve to Exist. #note1v67…u0jr npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Will the Star of round 1 be capable of defeating our reigning Champion?
Samus Aran (Metroid) VS Tifa Lockhart (Final Fantasy VII)
Which badass babe is your favorite?
#BestVidyaGirlContest https://s3.poster.place/drc/e815390c1e4dab7f796889d0fc6ebe959d207d075ee1319f0f0de2cef9fb0756.jpg https://s3.poster.place/drc/2a4a8003a1a6b02fac85aadc7772fd03c31970373991b1f33742c8899e9c6f77.png npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Do you plan to bully them? npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Apparently everyone likes Shadow the Hedgehog now @Rasterman, thoughts? npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Plot Twist: Barry is actually a Paki npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Imagine Overwatch, but with all the bangable chicks replaced with fat Niggerfaggot characters who list their Preferred Pronouns. https://s3.poster.place/drc/84602d9e33fa4a87c98e96d53033f844546dda09e1b30c44819e0c0b6b58bf62.png https://s3.poster.place/drc/d1aff2eb5d418730aa12471a0b7dce15bc757c994c31e6a36984ccd758de0167.png npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Also proof that the whole "don't give them attention, that's how they succeed!" talking point in nonsense, Dustborn and Concord gain nothing from everyone laughing at them and Sony. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Neocons are defined by Chickenhawks. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Let’s see if the Newcomer will be capable of defeating the tourney Veteran this time:
Neptune (Hyperdimension Neptunia) VS Fio Germi (Metal Slug)
Smugloli or Italy, where do your loyalties lie?
#BestVidyaGirlContest https://s3.poster.place/drc/2e1ed4f4b129cfcf9834736c9e24eae9479250574584588492f61164b93104e8.jpg https://s3.poster.place/drc/803ce138590599e54d5c52e3c5d3443c7f99747c6b60d0c04a95e4ee1e6b6ae5.jpg npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior What's merely okay launch week numbers considered to be? These numbers seem absurdly bad for a game that's....anything other than a random one-person indie game dropped onto Steam with zero promotion. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior "We're the good guys btw!" npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior That’s enough about Niggerfaggot DIE-slop for now, time to shift focus and enjoy some gorgeous girls!
Zelda (Legend of Zelda series) VS Mitsuru Kirijo (Persona 3)
Hyrule’s legendary princess or the stunning Persona redhead, who is your preferred Waifu?
#BestVidyaGirlContest https://s3.poster.place/drc/b81f669915fc9ef2983e56cef3819a854dc9b148b089e4579df0654e029aa5e4.jpg https://s3.poster.place/drc/82f25d97f19531e5ecd31675f0ab2f8eb8635588f01f1bc3bec28ddeeb0f9efb.jpeg npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Oh, I forgot to mention that despite being extremely immature, even childish, all the main characters are 30+ year olds.
Gee, is it possible that the Millennial writers behind this abortion are also in their 30s? :jahy_hmm: #note1qmv…nyfj npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior I was curious to see just how bad that DIE-slop Dustborn truly was, so I checked out Synthetic Man’s stream of its opening couple of hours.
Wow, what a fucking shitshow:
- The game literally opens up with the following lines: “SHIT. Shit! Shit. SHIT. God DAMN this shitting SHIT”, as if the writer just discovered AVGN yesterday and had his mind blown.
- We quickly touch upon ACAB themes, and our heroes apparently kill some cops pursuing them by causing the police car to crash (they of course only feel bad about this for a few seconds).
- The main characters are all introduced with Preferred Pronouns, and one of them is of course a They/Them.
- Not a single White male among the heroes, hell, possibly not a single White person period. We got a skinny black bitch with lesbo mothers, a morbidly obese sheboon with vitiligo (!) who also turns out to be a Muslim (!!), a tranny with the body of a Korean boy band twink (not even a hint of boobage), but a female voice (the hideous character design makes it hard to tell if he’s supposed to be White, Asian or mixed-race), and a male swarthoid who’s easily the most sane, relatable character, and therefore he’s kinda the loser of the group, with no special powers.
- In a stunning display of projection and missing self-awareness, these lunatic anti-beauty, pro-censorship SJWs label their enemies as Puritans, and explicitly invoke 1984, to the point of waving the actual book around.
- The game seems tailored to game journos: even with directional arrows always telling you where to go, there’s still these Giant Glowing Letters flashing above every single plot destination. Also, you can literally take a bathroom break during your Dustborn song performance, and you still won’t get a Game Over.
- All the bad guys express conservative and/or dissident right opinions, including Covid vaccine skepticism, and in a dream sequence you get to murder them. Also, the game mocks PizzaGate – and then 5 minutes later have your heroes perform a song where you rhyme “new porn” with “newborn”.
- The villains in the game express their opposition to political propaganda in entertainment, because not wanting SJW bullshit shoved down your throat makes you a Bad Guy.
- JFK survived the Dallas assassination, and somehow this lead to American becoming a Fascist Dictatorship – what are these niggerfaggots even try to say here? https://s3.poster.place/drc/759cca65d41ee66398e81a7f6239e62adb0fffaa1ebad2448bb2a1204e231c9a.jpg npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior What's the more hilarious GloboHomo slop flop, Concord or Dustborn?
I'm going with Concord, not just because I hate Soyny, but also because they somehow expected that game to actually become successful, and shilled it HARD. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Genuinely thought this nigger was a woman at first, fat men and women are mainly distinguished by their haircuts anyway, and AAA faggot game devs LOVE giving women manly haircuts.
At least the video is getting ratio'd to hell. https://s3.poster.place/drc/d1aff2eb5d418730aa12471a0b7dce15bc757c994c31e6a36984ccd758de0167.png npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Oh wow, I wasn't even aware of this latest Soyny atrocity. https://s3.poster.place/drc/57f0671ceb823b2d274452220d0ae7acf588fb1aca20925ed391965b9aff6138.jpg npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior "Why do Star Wars fans hate the Disney Trilogy so much?" https://s3.poster.place/drc/67f465ffe5fcbe5a2b0265fadf5d0883a3c4fb839b3de364b5dc8e1a608eb5b2.png npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Our 13th match this year will bring one of these girls misfortune:
Reisalin Stout/Ryza (Atelier Ryza) VS Cynthia (Pokemon)
Atelier’s thick thighs Alchemist or Gen 4's classy Sinnoh Champion, who’s your pick?
#BestVidyaGirlContest https://s3.poster.place/drc/ef74773aafb65a70b292a0865c69584ce85f41c47dac78ff6a2c586379b24f91.jpg https://s3.poster.place/drc/0b260e186639225ea3f4eb5de76c290e3588afe6180e46e0d730dc6417f9b0ed.jpg npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Will this be a breather match after the Misty VS Hikage drama?
Marisa Kirisame (Touhou) VS Curly Brace (Cave Story)
The toe hoe witch faces off against the indie android, be sure to support your preferred girl!
#BestVidyaGirlContest https://s3.poster.place/drc/ba3f98685b3680347819b244a6669ffb7c61919d49ba89067a8113027a393378.jpg https://s3.poster.place/drc/396ba1064491dd5f4062989ad1db0c49c4a6df510ce5c14c4a4257f1365c4250.jpg npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior With one hour left, only 3 votes separate these two girls:
Misty - 90 votes
Hikage 87 votes #note1u0e…psea npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior After Hikage brought Misty's lead down to just one vote the Pokegirl has struck back, she now leads 59 - 53. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior No, the poll's over. It wouldn't have been decisive anyway though, Shantae won by a decent margin. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior 44-44 npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior 42 - 42! #note1u0e…psea npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior These franchises might be past their prime, but the girls are still Quality:
Misty (Pokemon) VS Hikage (Senran Kagura)
The Cerulean City Gym Leader or the Snake With Zero Emotions, who do you want to see win?
#BestVidyaGirlContest https://s3.poster.place/drc/811cb117d58ed2cfabd7ec4f508804341a0c4c3fdbf068e9484cb497b801be61.jpg https://s3.poster.place/drc/0292c1f6418c345ae9942c40aa7813f039a65c803af6eb3919b424663e392f20.jpg npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior 2B is much more well-known, A2 only becomes playable during the last third of Nier: Automata, and only after you've had to go through the most repetitive stretch of the game. That's why I was so surprised by her almost beating 2B last year in the Bonus Match, guess 2B really was being heavily anti-voted. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Current score:
Shantae - 45 votes
A2 - 37 votes npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior I could see this match going either way:
Shantae (Shantae series) VS A2 (Nier: Automata)
A half-genie hero facing off against an android warrior gone rogue, who will come out on top?
#BestVidyaGirlContest https://s3.poster.place/drc/78833f797838e9ce37b3248c7e27b5e6dd01e533d178db38ea37aadcb0db0643.jpg https://s3.poster.place/drc/4a6e31ec0500a9e365b061adccb1fbfc0cdd3fe22e0d44854dda785d66ef834a.jpg npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior And with this, we’ve reached the second half of the round 1 tournament bracket:
Tamamo-no-Mae (Fate/Extra) VS Saya (The Song of Saya)
Last year’s Fluffy Tail Finalist faces off against the Eldritch Loli, who will you vote for?
#BestVidyaGirlContest https://s3.poster.place/drc/32711ca27688c32a6b1bf113bdf1c4dcfa51a5ff8270259de0945ffd520d9ac5.jpg https://s3.poster.place/drc/39a08190efe4fb7acb6aebf1f13ff4caa78b96df2e655ae6cc553554c69a4f78.jpg npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Current score:
Pyra - 58 votes
Roll - 26 votes npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior ROUND 1, MATCH 9 PRE-GAME ANALYSIS
3rd Seed Tamamo-no-Mae (Fate/Extra) 30th Seed Saya (The Song of Saya)
(BTW Tamamo Bros, do you still want your girl repped with the classic Spaghetti Fox picture?)
Pyra is currently steamrolling poor Roll, and tomorrow the girl who last year managed to defeat Pyra will get her chance to shine: Tamamo from Fate/Extra was arguably THE Star of the Contest in 2023, pulling off a bunch of stunning wins and even giving Samus a run for her money during the first two hours of the tournament final. And while the 2024 contest has way less Fluffy Tail representation than we saw last year, Lappland has already given the floof mafia a win, so wolf girls and fox girls are still a force to be reckoned with. Also note how so far, EVERY single Fedi Waifu contest has seen a Fluffy Tail girl make the finals, with two of them winning (Korone and Tenma), and one only losing by a single vote (Holo). Tamamo’s match with Samus was actually the least competitive the top Fluffy Tail rep has ever looked in one of these tournaments, and with Samus off to a shaky start this year, Tamamo will no doubt be going for the gold, even though she’ll probably have to go through some extremely strong Touhou girls in order to get there.
Oh, and she’ll also have to get through Saya of course. Our lone hentai game rep this year (last time we had 2, and both those girls actually managed a win each), Saya is a cute Loli who seems to have quite the dark and unique background, and I could definitely imagine her doing well against a lot of different opponents – though maybe not Tamamo, who as far as I can tell doesn’t really have any weaknesses, and even boasts a Loli form of her own that she can bring out in a pinch. Maybe Nero’s loss to Malon is a sign that Fate as a whole is weakening, but it’s hard to imagine the Fluffy Tail Frens letting down their greatest hope for a contest win.
#BestVidyaGirlContest npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Blame John Mastodon @npub1vl7…f6g0 npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior The worst part is that it wasn't even a woman who wrote that. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Current score:
Pyra - 47 votes
Roll - 18 votes npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior You calling Pyra Mid was such a bad take that Baest didn't even federate it. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior I'm saving the effortpoasts for the later rounds and harder battles, a White man knows how to pace himself. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior We finish off the first half of our tournament bracket with a battle between two domestically inclined girls:
Pyra (Xenoblade 2) VS Roll (Mega Man)
The sword waifu or the robot housekeeper, who’d you rather settle down with?
#BestVidyaGirlContest https://s3.poster.place/drc/3f3b408815b7fe06a638845bc95798f00acf0d3ee7f58ffad386155e785993d1.jpeg https://s3.poster.place/drc/a10a403698d504f7dc3395b64023b910488709eb63a3822fbc7ffc6cd2c12644.jpg npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Those games also have great Waifu selections, as opposed to: https://s3.poster.place/drc/5f4c48f594b14e7fb2a24e98be8f32ab83533a53fd366bcef9f914b46268717d.jpg npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Well, he's technically among the *heavier* characters, he's just way lighter than he should be:
https://www.ssbwiki.com/Weight#Super_Smash_Bros._Ultimate_weight_values npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Mario Galaxy showed Rosalina's legs to be long, slender and beautiful, so I doubt she's pulling a fast one underneath her dress. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior True, but there's no reason to randomly make Rosalina tall, ESPECIALLY if she's a lightweight. Kirby and especially Olimar just don't function as Smash characters at their canon size. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Apparently she's taller than Samus *in the fucking power suit*. https://s3.poster.place/drc/c113b6d2f841692df8f267adad4f5a7cf4afcc072314aaa2f6be7429506c454a.jpg npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Mario isn't fucking 5.7, lmao. https://s3.poster.place/drc/145c4f0ccdf49d474758d5e7f2207290843f77edc69a57ed30ff71e223098b4c.png npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Two big video game franchises make their contest debut today:
Rosalina (Super Mario Galaxy) VS Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)
The space princess or the adventurer archaeologist, who will you go with?
#BestVidyaGirlContest https://s3.poster.place/drc/cec56ff7ba6f2fcd3cee0ab2a4856806beed0101e61d1e3e689bd5346f69ec9a.jpg https://s3.poster.place/drc/29dbc93fa3067701417aad6496951bcc4730b5227dde5e77e27e40190b9095e9.png npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Malon seems to be running away with the match, she leads 73-62 now. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior For the record, I'd prefer a racist old-school Slav socialist over a Woke Capitalist, but Cumala is the worst of both worlds. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior I fucking love it.
>Public reaction: That made my day! Woo hoo!
>Actual reaction: MOOOODS! :blacksoyjak : npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior "more control", "more options" etc aren't good things when they at best destroy immersion, and at worst promote a war against truth and reality. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior I wouldn't mind DSP being dead in a ditch - he's so hell-bent on never having to actually work for a living that I think it's only fair that he starve - also, the online meltdowns would be funny khantent. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Time for two more newcomers to see some action!
Malon (Zelda: Ocarina of Time) VS Nero Claudius (Fate/Extra)
The Ranch Girl or the Emperor, who will you choose?
#BestVidyaGirlContest https://s3.poster.place/drc/586ceb8e48479bb6c7c3265d1feabb2a36fe40ad632156e7dcdc40db56837376.jpg https://s3.poster.place/drc/694cfcc1c775889102d7a8a45b60e0a68ccae665481a971692ae30bfa85e86ed.png npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior https://s3.poster.place/drc/deeccea0157a88e68874e898b4efc578e5d2b79d0260cf53c8a7275bfa7b911d.jpeg npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior 2B often gets anti-voted for being an android, plus Lili is cute Aryan jailbait. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Let us see if newcomers will keep causing trouble for the tournament veterans:
2B (Nier: Automata) VS Emilie de Rochefort/Lili (Tekken)
YoRHa No. 2 Type B or the Fighting Heiress, who would you rather 1v1?
#BestVidyaGirlContest https://s3.poster.place/drc/3ba80c90cd5f904ffacb354a32edf2551f567c5a241c596de1898d5e30e27a1f.jpg https://s3.poster.place/drc/c8682ab3c5474ac83444652012d6dd565a62fd96010910298088f7dd2235885c.jpg npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior It will be up in less than 2 hours. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Oh wow, canon matchup? npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior You think it's a Femoid? Seems like a Male Feminist to me.
Or could it be...a tranny? :trannycide2: npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior 58-58 npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Yeah, I'd argue that ultra-violence has become a popular form of Safe Edgy, "adult" animation shows tend to love that shit. And not, this isn't the American Puritanism or shit like that, it's way faggier. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Doesn't seem to federate with us, can't even find that niggerfaggot from DRC. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Remilia takes back the lead, 44-43! npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior ROUND 1, MATCH 5 PRE-GAME ANALYSIS
5th Seed 2B (Nier: Automata) VS 28th Seed Emilie de Rochefort/Lili (Tekken)
Remilia VS Hina sure has turned out to be way more interesting than I expected! Will tomorrow’s match also surprise us?
2B proved something of a disappointment last year, but she still boasted Elite strength, and with the likes of Samus and Remilia stumbling in their opening matches, the android girl with the A+++ ass might have an easier path to the tournament final than it initially seemed. Her natural strength is second only to Samus, and even with anti-voting taken into account, 2B should be hard to stop, at least until her potential quarterfinals encounter with Pyra.
2B’s opponent is however hard to gauge strength-wise: she performed poorly in the Qualifier Poll, but DOMINATED the 6-way Tiebreaker poll, which among other girls included Etna, who recently performed so well against Samus. Lili also wrecked the other Fighting Game Girl to make it into this tournament, Chun-Li. A cute, blonde beauty who can kick some serious ass, Lili’s appeal should however extend well beyond Tekken players.
Also, Drama Niggers probably remember how Adam Racewarski used Lili to defeat Jim Metokur in Tekken 8:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_ams1Bazsw
Interestingly, Lili and 2B are the Waifus of DRC’s Great Leader and the man hosting DRC on his home servers respectively, so this is something of a DRC civil war we have on our hands.
#BestVidyaGirlContest npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Also, multiple difficulty levels, and adjust the levels of opposing trainer Pokemon to the number of Gym Badges you have collected. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior We mock Vance for marrying a Pajeet and being a crazy Israel Firster, they mock Vance for believing in basic biological facts, we are not the same. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Kamala's race traitor VP actually put tampons in boys’ bathrooms, that's literally the gender-flipped (and cheaper) version of putting urinals in girls' bathrooms. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Time for some Loli on Loli violence!
Remilia Scarlet (Touhou) VS Sorasaki Hina (Blue Archive)
Which flat chest is closer to your heart?
#BestVidyaGirlContest https://s3.poster.place/drc/883b71855ddc28c06b5a5ffa50aa271c74e8ef2b2f634b2587d2da087f9176bf.png https://s3.poster.place/drc/7dd62e1cfd1f1a5117d7b9940045e2174c950fd677de367c9ddccd9996cf7077.jpg npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Current score:
Lappland - 71 votes
Bernadetta - 52 votes npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior This is what happens when you make fucking Breakdancing an Olympic sport. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior With Samus looking surprisingly vulnerable, this match matters more than ever:
Tifa Lockhart (Final Fantasy VII) VS Ranni the Witch (Elden Ring)
The martial artist or the sorceress, who will you pick?
#BestVidyaGirlContest https://s3.poster.place/drc/5bd105be3932873c0695582d7cc26794816ca69a6d1dba87e2b1556b6277ada1.jpg https://s3.poster.place/drc/1314a3c8e4e20e0204109f584ecba228780e74b992015337937e0982db018480.jpg npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior He expressly advocated that people drop acid to expand their minds or some shit. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Oh, what's that Nigger, you think racism is "Cringe", is it "low-status" and "Beta-male" loser behavior?
For being the world's most infamous professional misogynist, Andrew Tate sure argues like a woman. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Maybe for something truly special like the final, or the final 3 matches or something. I can always ask him myself later on. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior I'll be using the DRC polls, I'm not actually a fan of the write-in system for these contests. But I'd love for other sorts of statistics to be tracked (like results, vote counts, maybe even extrapolated strength). npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior As for my picks:
1: Zelda (Legend of Zelda)
2: Carrie Fernandez (Castlevania 64 and Legacy of Darkness)
3) Miu Iruma (Danganronpa v3) https://s3.poster.place/drc/34d2f5f039a7caedaafc9eeb51a5c79737faa3acb39c0c5ae77aa6d9b0104a55.jpg https://s3.poster.place/drc/893a7bd7a8383959edb7b739c177c69c345b847277235eb69ead3ae6ea0b7a77.png https://s3.poster.place/drc/c5d81bbe91ec4d4a23db064387ed14edf70c06e19739f5eb63aca279b8f38957.jpg npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Nominations for the #BestVidyaGirlContest are now open! You can nominate up to 3 girls, your #1 pick receiving 3 points, the 2nd pick getting 2 points, and girl number 3 receiving just one point. If you don’t explicitly rank your nominees, I will award them points based on the order they are listed. You can however ensure all 3 girls are awarded 2 points each by explicitly requesting it when nominating them. You can also request that your #1 pick receives 4 points, while your 2 other picks only receive 1 point each.
Rules are largely the same as last year: Only girls that first appear in video games (visual novels do count) are allowed, not any old anime girl who appears in a video game adaptation of an anime. If there’s a case you consider borderline, you can make your case, but I’d recommend playing it safe.
Obviously, all girls from last year’s tournament are eligible, except the Touhous, because we already have our Touhou reps for this year (Cirno, Marisa and Remilia). Samus, Tamamo-no-Mae, Pyra, 2B and Ryza have also already qualified, so don’t bother voting for them.
No fatties, no trannies, no traps and no dickgirls allowed. Lolis are of course allowed, as are AI girls (the likes of Cortana and even GLaDOS are eligible). Monster Girls are allowed, as are certain kinds of Furry girls (like Krystal), but NOT generic female variants of fictional animals (so no “Female Gardevoir”). Whether you nominate and vote based on looks, personality, how much you like the game the girls are from etc is all up to you of course.
Very few, if any girls will directly qualify for the tournament through this Nomination Thread, which is made to find worthy picks for the big, upcoming Qualifier Poll. However, earning lots of Nomination points will result in bonus votes being added to the final Qualifier Poll score, which WILL be decisive, so you have every incentive to Nominate your favorite girl even if she has already been nominated by several other people. FYI, the Qualifier Poll will probably also feature some girls who didn’t get nominated (this format produced some epic snubs last year), though such hand-picked selections will NOT receive any bonus votes whatsoever, having to 100% earn their tournament spot in the poll.
We do now have a franchise cap in place, only 3 girls per franchise max. So at most we’ll get 2 additional girls from the likes of Atelier, Nier, Xeno games, Fate games and Metroid (this one is not gonna come up, lel). I’ll also institute a Mobile Gacha game cap: Last year we had a whopping 6 Gacha girls in the tournament, who collectively had a win-loss rate of 1 – 6, so I think their tournament population needs to be kept in check to weed out potential filler. Since I do suspect that Gacha gals will be slightly boosted this year, I’ll actually be generous and cap them at 6, so a maximum number of 6 Gacha girls in this year’s tournament as well. And obviously, the standard franchise cap also applies to individual Gacha games and series.
And with that, nominate your faves! https://s3.poster.place/drc/60964ac60604c369f21f643e8a7bfd870faefa75be22ca30c9ed5d1f59afa02a.jpg npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Did he have Deku kill his mother, or encourage her to get so fat? if he didn't, AoT still has the worse ending. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Baby Mode Water Temple also essentially has these arrows pointing you towards where you should go during the early sections, that's also a 3DS change. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Oh, now I remember, I assumed Spoiler as in Plot Spoiler. Here's what I was referring to:
In the Water Temple there is this central room, which is one of the places where you can change the water level. When you raise the water, the block you're standing on rises up with you - leaving behind an opening that you can sink down to using the Iron Boots, and where you'll find a key. On the N64, you had to actually use your brain and have some spatial awareness, realizing the significance of that particular block floating up. On the 3DS, the camera goes out of its way to show you the opening provided by that block rising, making it embarrassingly obvious what you have to do next.
They also do this shit in the Forest Temple, the camera panning out in the opening room to show you that one treasure chest at the top of the trees. On the N64 you had to discover that on your own. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Remilia is currently only 1 vote behind Momiji in the battle for 3rd place, Vampires VS Werewolves are an iconic rivalry, and even though it is Kagerou that is the Touhou Werewolf (Momiji is a Wolf Tengu), it's still interesting that things are shaping up this way. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior It should register the vote on DRC, even if Poast itself doesn't properly display the results and vote count. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior God, the Safe Horny faggotry of that tier list burns my fucking eyes. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Yeah, trying to make female fighters "realistic" is just retarded, because the concept itself is inherently unrealistic. Just admit that you hate straight men, and want to make them unhappy. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Only evil or ignorant people support tranny rights. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Fire Emblem Awakening had all the gay representation you'd ever need: None npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior @[email protected] Hey Bitchell, what books did the Nazis burn? #note1rws…mduk npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Very important and necessary world building. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Girl Failure, Elf Girl, Evil Woman, she seems to tick a lot of boxes. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior People might be tempted to dismiss Kamala Harris as an opportunistic whore, but she's actually a genocidal anti-White, anti-Christian extremist. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Kamala is more evil than Biden, a true spiteful mutant. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior https://s3.poster.place/drc/b5a3d3926028851c30dc1d10ed67120e68e98bbc846319128644413f139be39a.png npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Biden is not gonna stay in the race if the kikes want him replaced - you don't think those guys have some SERIOUS dirt on a guy like Pedo Joe? :pedobear:
They'll use some twisted logic to justify this obvious violation of their own rules, they're experts at that. They've also had this planned way in advance, why else do you think the debate was scheduled so early, and the 2024 DNC so late? npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior I know I've single-handedly ruined Vegeta for at least a few SJW faggots, and that knowledge makes me very happy. https://s3.poster.place/drc/14d096c230696b6017414d9da1554991a70943c30609c08e65e08a2a8f046101.png npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior At the end of the day, Pence proved to be a classic cuckservative - Vance at least doesn't seem to be any worse than Trump. npub1au2f3qhf6q0hp34zmth55va2ryd6khrhvuj2t575ps9rcxhwq4tqmkwgql Christi Junior Is that the tranny VA? His voice being shit was a given (and anyone letting trannies voice female characters is insane), but how the fuck is the lip syncing THIS bad??