Short Bus

Mamma mia! Dis-a love-a-ly miss! She-a no know how to cook-a da spa-ghetti! She-a add let-tuce and a cucumber! Why she-a do dis?
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2024-06-28 01:38:56

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I think you should find the nearest Italian man and impress him with your *checks notes* "sketti salad".

2024-06-28 01:33:50

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American cuisine ladies and gentlemen.

2024-06-26 15:44:20

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We drove the dodo to extinction for so much less.
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2024-06-26 14:36:41

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Just entering MoMA you run the risk of getting AIDS.

2024-06-26 01:27:03

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Her tribe are lactose intolerant. Sad!

2024-06-25 20:51:56

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Powdered wormwood? Motherfucker I use fresh ingredients!
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2024-06-25 19:05:26

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Send bobs and vagene.
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2024-06-25 18:56:19

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They just want you to stop fuggin with the weather. They know you're into that magick shit.

2024-06-25 02:16:20

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Just move to Arizona. The Candians from Candyland are a frenly people.

2024-06-23 16:27:07

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Hey, we don't have a cure for being a nigger yet.

2024-06-23 15:34:26

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Yeah, this seems to be largely a White phenomenon. Desperate for an identity that isn't "evil White people", they choose degeneracy and disability.

2024-06-23 15:10:23

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Don't be absurd. Homos are a model of self-restraint. 14 is their absolute limit for grooming children and they would never go below that.

2024-06-19 15:59:58

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This time next year:
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2024-06-19 15:48:31

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That's because you're pickier than a nigger in a cotton field sister. I WILL make you eat the pancakes and maple syrup.

2024-06-19 15:46:17

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Oh, this is the part where she breaks out her Advanced Woman Math to show how eating pancakes and cinnabons for breakfast every day doesn't lead to fat.

2024-06-19 15:22:06

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Have you Yankees ever tried skipping a meal? The absolute state of y'all.

2024-06-18 15:45:52

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We've been conditioning our stomachs for the inevitable hardship when civilization crumbles. You're going to be in for a rude awakening when you can't get your daily gallon of corn syrup sweetheart. 🐘

2024-06-18 10:18:48

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I picked the AMERICAN foodery (odd that you wouldn't call it a restaurant) because that's where Shaniqua and DeMarcus practice their fighting moves.

2024-06-17 19:51:32

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Bitch if you want to fight this bad, just go down the waffle house.

2024-06-17 17:30:02

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To be fair, most of those residents are street shitters who are just going to consult Chat-GPT with your list of symptoms.

2024-06-17 15:09:56

@npub1upm…revj I found a new role model. You simply don't like eggs enough.
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2024-06-15 14:58:18

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Womp womp. You and Jose will get some quality alone time.

2024-06-13 12:04:26

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That's not a very nice thing to say during Anal Pride Month. If it weren't for faggots, who would molest all the children? Did you stop to consider that?

2024-06-12 20:03:54

Guys I didn't want to say anything, but I caught @npub1upm…revj eating British food again when she thought nobody was looking. That's 4 times in the past week. 😞

2024-06-10 17:00:14

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The Lincoln-Douglas debates if niggers and women had been allowed to vote at the time.
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2024-06-06 16:40:55

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You fuckin nerd lol. Are your glasses held together with tape too?

2024-06-06 14:31:45

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D-Day? Never heard of it. Today is National Niggers Falling Down Day. We celebrate by sharing gifs of niggers falling down.
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2024-06-05 17:51:32

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Flashback to that time LMA showed me her collection of weapons of choice.
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2024-06-05 14:25:14

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I know how much bitches love poisoning people. I was sick for a month after eating that poinsettia you sent me.

2024-06-05 14:19:16

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You sure I can't tempt you with some nice wolfsbane and belladonna? Flowers and revenge go together like pajeets and shit.

2024-05-31 17:40:34

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Oof.
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2024-05-31 04:17:28

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I'll be honest. Ladybugs do NOT look badass. They look like something from a Dr. Seuss book. They're going to klinkus and dinkus your waddlywoo plants and you're still going to have nigger deer eating your shit.

2024-05-31 04:12:48

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I searched for giant ladybug and this was the most interesting thing I found. I kinda want to know why someone made this.
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2024-05-31 04:05:49

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Do they eat those giant fucking caterpillars you had last year? Those guys fugged your shid up.

2024-05-31 04:02:10

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Is this another woman moment where you spend 30 bucks to ship a ladybug across the country and the deer are just going to eat it?

2024-05-30 14:38:30

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It's like when that faggot got stabbed to death in Brooklyn and his bitch just watched him die.
Then she set up a GoFundMe the next day. Lmao.

2024-05-30 01:12:02

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They've always had us beat in the Based Olympics. We're literally decades behind them. We have to step our game up.
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2024-05-28 20:00:07

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He'll never yeet himself at your legs if there's a cat with his claws dug in there already. 😏

2024-05-26 01:26:45

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Country took a nosedive at some point, maybe around the 90s. It used to be legends like Marty Robbins, Conway Twitty, and Patsy Cline. Then it became faggoty Garth Brooks pop-country bullshit.

2024-05-23 15:23:00

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Me arriving on my first day at Racism Inc.
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2024-05-23 02:58:26

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The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his brain.
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2024-05-23 02:39:36

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I'd gas the neighborhood jews tomorrow if Jared told me to. Hwy can't all Hwite dudes be this based?

2024-05-21 21:20:56

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Move to Canada. You get a complimentary gallon of maple syrup. Sign up now and we'll throw in some pajeet shit free of charge.

2024-05-21 21:08:26

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Never have they deserved the oven more.

2024-05-20 14:41:51

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They had to make PSAs telling the niggeridoos to not sleep on the road.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA241Lg70fg

2024-05-14 16:14:08

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There's nothing sinister going on here goyim. jews are just really friendly people. You can tell by how well they get along with *checks notes* every single country on earth.

2024-05-13 16:08:02

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When Lt. Short Bus was asked what it felt like to take a human life, he responded "Lol. Lmao."
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2024-05-12 23:56:14

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https://rpghq.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=866-grounded-commonwealth-1-19-fallout-4

2024-05-12 15:27:44

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I don't get it. It's just a normal night sky. You need to lay off the shrooms sister.

2024-05-11 15:15:23

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What's this about TND in Tunisia? Do they have a gofundme?

2024-05-09 17:59:01

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I'm building an AI that takes women's Instagram photos and shows them what their vegetables would look like if they had built a greenhouse like I told them to.

2024-05-09 17:51:49

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"Ma'am, this is the third time you've tried to return a turtle that froze to death. I think we should try you on some nice guppies this time."
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2024-05-09 17:48:18

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Did you bump your head? You were a bear groupie. Turtles were some other broad's thing.

2024-05-08 02:09:21

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You'll have to show them your bare feet as proof the shoes are gone. I don't make the rules.

2024-05-08 02:05:54

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Nobody's going to believe it was 6 million if you can't show them the shoes.

2024-05-08 00:05:50

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Is it true that Wyomingites have 47 words for snow, but none for springtime?

2024-05-07 18:25:41

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No prenup? Complete amateur hour.

2024-05-06 17:50:51

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Please stop flexing on the snowpoors. It's very rude. We can't help living on a planet that isn't a frozen ball 12 months a year.

2024-05-06 16:15:20

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You're right. I have to one-up you. It's heroin time.

2024-05-06 16:12:41

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Bruh, 13 years old and you were already cooler than me. I have to go find a meth dealer now.

2024-05-06 16:09:00

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WTF why have I never heard LMA meth story before now?

2024-05-06 16:08:15

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Pajeets are what happens when a mad scientist is trying to hybridize jews and niggers and accidentally adds feces to the mix.

2024-05-04 00:07:43

@npub1upm…revj I just got a hankerin for banana bread. You have a recibe I presume?

2024-05-02 18:47:33

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2024-05-02 18:41:15

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Sausage is out of frame judging you rn.

2024-05-01 17:43:38

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One need not destroy one's enemy. One need only destroy his hands.
- Sun Tzu

2024-05-01 16:48:58

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What you call a "serial killer" I call a go-getter.

2024-05-01 16:18:59

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RETVRN
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2024-04-30 19:14:06

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I don't think there's anything they can do about all that flappy extra skin. Apparently nothing they can do for the forehead either.

2024-04-30 10:12:36

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This woman literally eats the same food as her dog btw.

2024-04-28 17:17:57

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Sometimes I'm tempted by the idea "They can't all be grifters. Maybe they just don't know as much as we do."
Then they break out this kike-tier bullshit and I'm reminded that they all need to be done extra crispy.

2024-04-25 01:29:04

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"Step aside chief. Witch doctor coming through!"
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2024-04-22 16:16:15

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They literally can't breev. I get the average dog buyer not understanding this and just thinking "Aww cute!" but breeders should fucking know better.
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2024-04-22 00:57:17

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I respect the dudes on the right not even trying to look the part.

2024-04-20 02:30:01

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It's OK to learn about "atrocities" committed against non-Whites.

2024-04-20 01:52:08

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People tell themselves that de-Nazification just meant killing the leadership, because the reality is too horrifying to contemplate.

2024-04-18 16:47:44

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Wtf bro. Have you never seen a John Woo movie before?
https://youtu.be/cYo047rraQw?si=21N1tzeKXOtlBf3M

2024-04-17 17:20:26

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Disgusting creatures. They paid with their dignity instead.

2024-04-17 17:17:18

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I expected swarthier from somebody named Hasan. What is this madness?

2024-04-16 16:14:23

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I will take that off your hands. If it's good enough to kill Lincoln, it's good enough for me.

2024-04-16 16:06:54

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LMA left her house last week. She was seen trying to woo an Australian man by riding a crocodile.
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2024-04-11 20:36:12

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It's a cocaine thing. Eric Dondero showed me it when we used to go clubbing in the 80s.
I'm keeping an eye on you sister. 🔍

2024-04-11 18:04:19

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That's not a very can-do attitude. Surely one of your murder shows covers this.

2024-04-11 17:41:06

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Doing a little B&E after hearing about them delicious indoor orange trees.
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2024-04-10 16:31:13

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This is what I aspire to be.
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2024-04-09 18:02:25

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God wanted you to put your crime talents to good use. Not roughhousing at the gas station and racing hoop-dees. You could've been Mad Maxing it up.

2024-04-09 17:59:41

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Driving classes? Big Government has gone too far.
I'd be good at running those anger management classes. I can tell a lost cause when I see one. Just yeet this witch's butt out the door.

2024-04-09 17:55:23

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Clearly it left a last impact.
The smacking I mean. Not the anger management classes.

2024-04-09 17:45:15

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How would you know? Like you've ever gone to anger management...

2024-04-04 13:03:58

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Were I more naive, I'd be asking when we retaliate against Israel. Them brazenly murdering our civilians is surely a casus belli.
But there have been more than enough examples of them murdering us without any consequences. Nothing is going to happen and the jews will continue committing atrocities.

2024-03-31 17:10:46

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Stay in your lane miss.
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