shitpisscum

🇷🇸 Serbia 1:0 France 🇫🇷
We're so fucking back

Kill OVH. Behead OVH. Roundhouse kick OVH into the concrete. Slam dunk OVH baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy OVH. Defecate in a OVH food. Launch OVH into the sun. Stir fry OVH in a wok. Toss OVH into active volcanoes. Urinate into a OVH gas tank. Judo throw OVH into a wood chipper. Twist OVH heads off. Report OVH to the IRS. Karate chop OVH in half. Curb stomp pregnant OVH. Trap OVH in quicksand. Crush OVH in the trash compactor. Liquefy OVH in a vat of acid. Eat OVH. Dissect OVH. Exterminate OVH in the gas chamber. Stomp OVH skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate OVH in the oven. Lobotomize OVH. Mandatory abortions for OVH. Grind OVH fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown OVH in fried chicken grease. Vaporize OVH with a ray gun. Kick old OVH down the stairs. Feed OVH to alligators. Slice OVH with a katana.
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main: @[email protected]

NOTE: If I followed you multiple times it's because I imported multiple follow lists and Pleroma is apparently too retarded to avoid duplicates so it just follows everyone. Sorry for the inconvenience

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Last Notes

2024-08-07 23:52:36

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@npub132t…9wky Only one backup phone? Amateur

2024-07-22 23:12:23

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@npub1gl2…06hc I guess if I reach the point where I'm properly blacked out I'm not capable enough to form coherent sentences lol. And before that I'm still functional enough to know what I can and can't say

2024-07-22 23:02:48

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@npub1gl2…06hc I mostly end just saying a bunch of seemingly random nonsense and appologizing to people for no reason.
I say seemingly, when I recall the shit I said or wrote down I can kind of see what I was attempting to "compute" in my head lol

2024-07-19 23:23:34

Ok fuck it I'm finally looking up what a "crowdstrike" is :boomer_wojak:

2024-07-19 23:16:31

From: Louis Vuitton <[email protected]>
To: shitpisscum <[email protected]>
Subject: Top Bags on Sale for a Limited Time - Only $150!
Date: Sun, 14 Jul 2024 14:46:48 +000
If you can't read this email, please view it online
To be removed from our email list, please click here: unsubscribe

2024-07-19 01:00:08

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@npub1gl2…06hc Excuse my ignorance but why tf would you do that. I mean I get that a little pain can be hot but no way stabning yourself can feel any good

2024-07-19 00:32:41

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@npub1g4x…m0az gm

2024-07-17 21:48:10

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@npub1gl2…06hc ngl would love to be on both ends of this "exchange"

2024-07-16 19:41:58

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@npub1gl2…06hc Throwback to that time I made a loop that throws 100+ exceptions (try parse some json, will fail on most passes since the system was still under development and returned empty responses for most queries) (added a check if json is empty later)

2024-07-14 21:20:58

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@npub1gl2…06hc
https://mrhands.horse/media/ea134b84-4be7-4be3-b4da-a0828a74ef56/freeBDSM.jpg

2024-07-14 13:24:27

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@npub15at…fdld Is that fucking chat roulette? Didn't know that thing still exists, nice

2024-07-13 21:04:48

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@npub17dy…yf4p data mining and fake ragebait thread. Fuck yea, here we fucking go
https://mrhands.horse/media/f654a365-e0ff-4b15-a47c-5c8f03d7ee01/image.png

2024-07-13 20:07:26

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@npub1gl2…06hc Yea that's the fun thing when moving between two or more places, whichever you're at rn you're going to kind of miss the other one. And that's for towns that are like an hour away, can't imagine different continents lol

2024-07-13 00:58:13

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@npub1wcf…equk @npub1gl2…06hc lol I guess

2024-07-11 01:05:03

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@npub17dy…yf4p @npub1wc2…4sk7 Don't want to dox myself or say where I work but let's just say that there's a bunch of places in France named Bussy

2024-06-29 14:47:19

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@npub1gl2…06hc MIght be a dumb question but would any one of y'all be kind enough to explain wtf does this mean?
https://mrhands.horse/media/adb002fb-74cd-4130-982d-cd25856455af/image.png

2024-06-29 02:10:13

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@npub1a8p…2ncx @npub1rye…mvmk That's one way to screenshot a webpage I guess

2024-06-29 01:12:10

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@npub1gl2…06hc Ok this might sound dumb but I'm quite convinced the whole "gemans hate humor" thing is largely related to them freaking out about Hitler/nazi jokes

2024-06-26 18:42:58

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Whatever the fuck this thing is
From: Louis Vuitton <[email protected]>
To: shitpisscum <[email protected]>
Subject: LV Bags on Sale - Starting at $150!
Date: Sun, 9 Jun 2024 15:11:54 +000
sd54gf6sd345t65ert

2024-06-20 00:38:54

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@npub1m6p…5lnt Actually you (kind of) can https://graphicdesign.stackexchange.com/questions/54423/why-dont-upper-case-numbers-exist

2024-06-19 19:30:43

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@npub1scj…el3p My man you haven't seen some fucked up "straight" porn and it shows lmao

2024-06-17 19:57:08

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@npub1gl2…06hc Why did I have to look that sub up?
https://mrhands.horse/media/b151e0e2-00d8-46c8-a1ef-db344fc57949/image.png

2024-06-12 02:20:50

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@npub1qh0…xeda
>character that will never be used in a real post
someone's gonna take this as a challenge lol

2024-05-30 20:44:25

cc @npub1sl8…5emg
https://mrhands.horse/media/6d5ce9a4-3b41-4274-9bb2-b956a844af52/skibidi11.jpg

2024-05-11 03:12:39

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@npub1jm4…83x3
>23k likes
https://mrhands.horse/media/f27acf5d-8b75-49c6-b11e-38d8e5b63b14/Husky_1715389945757_JAVXBFNNKZ.jpg

2024-04-27 16:55:56

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@npub1r7c…ufl5 Yea I come here after being away for like a week and this is the first thing I see. Gotta love this place
https://mrhands.horse/media/b9ce2fa1-e2fc-47e9-a0e2-a9ad2384df86/image.png

2024-04-03 18:45:21

@npub1g22…d0vq asdfasdf

2024-03-28 20:53:08

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@npub1qq7…fedr I'm afraid to ask what a wired vagina would look like
https://mrhands.horse/media/fcd60a49-8bdf-405d-8105-9afe56c2ad92/wirelessFlesh.png

2024-03-24 20:26:10

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@npub1utu…mt2x yea theres @npub1g22…d0vq @npub1auu…08v7 @npub1cu7…j0ny @npub14f3…wu23 and @npub1vzu…0708 everyone else is a bot

2024-03-23 23:47:12

Are you shitposting from Windows HTML Help and why not?
@npub1g22…d0vq
https://mrhands.horse/media/c4798c97-4664-4f40-b991-3f3f47c26a64/htmlHelpBrowser.png

2024-03-20 00:18:44

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@npub1qq7…fedr @npub108z…dkr5 I like the one that plays only in chrome for whatever reason
https://mrhands.horse/media/8caf5446-4df1-45ca-b069-b53e67c43f4a/image.png

2024-03-10 01:57:10

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@npub1nj0…sg7d @npub1cxy…9d6t @npub1y6t…9wl9 @npub1zhj…kmgu @npub1x6h…c3yv @npub1ajw…aj8d ok I might be missing something here, but why would you even bother contacting a third party to ask about someone's identity when that someone already posted their identity?

2024-02-12 19:06:45

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@npub1urs…dc0y @npub1lwt…q3ry @npub1g22…d0vq Quite a lot I assume, I guess we could make some kind of PSA or something

2024-02-12 19:00:41

Tfw cum.salon wasn't down I just had the old ip address hardcoded in my hosts file (on multiple machines). Brb, gonna bang my head against the door untill I punch a hole in it. Also test
cc @npub1lwt…q3ry @npub1urs…dc0y @npub1g22…d0vq

2024-02-01 00:53:56

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@npub1wg0…t0yf @npub1d8y…g8p7 Now try just http://mooo.com/ I'm curious if they block freedns domains or just the shitpisscum subdomain in particular

2024-01-31 02:08:03

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@npub1qq7…fedr Ok it's 2AM any you just made me look that thing up, apparently you tear a part of the cardboard or whatever the fuck that is from the side and then break the can in half. Who the fuck designed this lol

2023-12-19 00:01:20

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@npub1s8a…m3zg @npub1xe5…xg59 @npub1qh2…ugqs cute balls

2023-11-22 18:39:51

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@npub12ha…w5tw testing something ignore pls @npub1g22…d0vq

2023-11-22 18:27:45

@npub1g22…d0vq test

2023-11-19 15:32:58

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@npub18gm…d86u @npub1eyf…ea9j @npub1u83…r2s5 @npub1qq7…fedr @npub19hf…xgma @npub1q6y…tr82 @npub1pwy…959v @npub15m4…26ee @npub17yq…d2qm @npub1fur…227j @npub1lz4…2plw @npub1qh2…ugqs @npub1l9d…eq23 @npub12y2…rwyr @npub17ck…8txk @npub1g22…d0vq piss
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2023-11-14 23:58:34

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@npub1j5l…wxv4 @npub1s5q…r0rf yea, would definitely sniff her ngl

2023-11-04 02:54:49

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@npub12ha…w5tw @npub1k3p…hr2a 😭

2023-11-04 02:44:12

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@npub12ha…w5tw @npub1k3p…hr2a Yea I'd also like to know that

2023-11-04 01:33:20

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@npub1jm4…83x3 I'm still impressed how image generating ml models went from shit like this to complete scenes and perfectly readable text (ignore the hands and that one fry standing upright lol)
https://mrhands.horse/media/dbb3f7f4-e9d2-44cb-9ba5-d248c2356ac2/yofeu2wcpfx41.jpg

2023-10-30 00:46:23

https://mrhands.horse/media/8f5f8a82-d204-466e-b682-c6fa8baf77d5/autismGirl.jpg

2023-10-30 00:31:44

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@npub1qq7…fedr Dangerous stuff, recently tried flirting with a girl I knew is a cop, luckily I was too drunk to actually do anything. Later found out she's got a boyfriend so there's that.
Anyway, how was your weekend?

2023-10-03 01:41:28

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@npub1wah…xc8t Who's that? Asking for a friend

2023-10-02 19:04:02

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@npub1qq7…fedr What the fuck did I just watch?

2023-09-23 00:38:22

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@npub13wh…wvah @npub1jm4…83x3 seriously what the fuck is happening here?
https://mrhands.horse/media/ed262dbf-3c1e-4b7b-abd5-0199c6a8ebaf/image.png

2023-09-20 01:16:26

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@npub1wcf…equk @npub1dg3…z96q
>isnt consistent
yea that's how it often goes with web shit lmao.
Kind of related but not quite, on PleromaFE when you click to open the AdminFE it will scroll to the top of the page before opening it in a new tab for whatever reason

2023-09-20 01:04:45

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@npub1wcf…equk @npub1dg3…z96q So I finally come across a working quote post (they usually just return 'Not found') and then it turns out Soapbox can't play videos in fullscreen mode lmao
https://mrhands.horse/media/4b91e1b8-9302-4084-bab5-c44619ee974d/image.png

2023-09-13 01:03:24

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@npub108p…yev6 So for now this is basically a nostr client? Also any plans to get the 'edit profile' thing working, it seems to be just timing out after 60 seconds?
https://mrhands.horse/media/d5fe1045-71c1-4b6e-9971-d4e55e4314e2/image.png
https://mrhands.horse/media/b5186b78-a6b7-401e-838b-58aa8ef91f7a/image.png

2023-09-09 03:37:19

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@npub1yqa…n4ev @npub1um2…6jsa @npub1pnp…52zw Do I get a buckshot or not?
https://mrhands.horse/media/1b505646-3ddd-4803-925e-6825206e57c2/is_this_loli.gif

2023-09-08 02:04:27

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@npub1mjr…w8z3 Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt

2023-09-05 00:54:04

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@npub1mjr…w8z3 @npub1zhj…kmgu DISCLAIMER: I have no idea whether this is how it works, I don't know shit about Vue and Erlang and I haven't looked at the source code, this is just my guess based on observing how it behaves.
You knwo when you are scrolling the timeline and you get "Error fetching timeline: 500 Internal server error"? 99% of the time that's a db timeoutt but that's not important here.
When you post something, what appears to be happening is the frontend sends the post to the backend and then tries to fetch it back so it can display it. If that fetching fails with the 500 or whatever you get n.text (or e.text in you case) is undefined. I guess n could stand for note, not sure about e.
If someone knows how this shit actually works please feel free to correct me

2023-09-03 14:02:55

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@npub16rw…d9ze @npub1pcf…gr82 @npub1g22…d0vq I get this often on shitpisscum.mooo.com but it says n.text instead of e.text. Different builds of Pleroma I guess, interersting

2023-09-02 00:44:03

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@npub1qq7…fedr Works fine on Huawei P Smart 2019 but doesn't work on Galaxy A10, says the file is corrupt.
Also works on my desktop but I guess that's expected lol

2023-09-01 01:12:17

@npub1g22…d0vq piss

2023-08-26 02:22:17

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@npub1wkw…y9sj @npub1xan…jlvy @npub16l0…3ke7 You just got me switching between the two for a few minutes, couldn't really spot any differences. I'm curious if you can spot any differences here
vlc
mpv
vlc
mpv
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https://mrhands.horse/media/bd8ff148-9ac5-40d6-84a0-37c11c9412f9/image.png
https://mrhands.horse/media/1e261404-3372-4fca-b47c-08089532818b/image.png
https://mrhands.horse/media/7d3c60b9-7927-410c-bf6a-8ace56bcdf91/image.png

2023-08-20 12:21:11

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@npub1ajw…aj8d @npub14x7…wdx5 @npub1psx…gvsy Now I'm wondering what happens if you run out of drive letters on Windows. Would you get something like CA:\\ or would it just refuse to work?
@npub1u83…r2s5

2023-08-20 03:29:01

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@npub1v7t…ck6k @npub1pnp…52zw
>u can put any gif on it
I wonder how shit like https://shitpisscum.mooo.com/emoji/test1/dogsexvomitcube.gif would look like on that thing lol

2023-08-15 00:51:21

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@npub1cpc…v5zs @npub1wcf…equk
https://mrhands.horse/media/0cae274d-3bda-42c7-b841-c9e122b42cde/Finnish%20humour%20is%20weird%20-%20Bangdik%20or%20Bangtits%20LOL%20%5BGBSPGYA9bzQ%5D.webm

2023-08-08 00:58:01

@npub1g22…d0vq asdf

2023-08-02 18:41:07

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@npub1lka…jeym As someone running multiple Pleroma servers can confirm that's basically how it works
https://mrhands.horse/media/ea954920-4712-4516-8905-82fffcf8e145/Husky_1690994406503_BQ0DZVP4PI.png

2023-08-02 16:55:03

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@npub1xan…jlvy @npub1nv0…skkw @npub1rls…tskh This post is literally what inspired me to make that bot lmao

2023-07-17 18:26:13

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@npub1wel…m9q9 @npub1plw…ehfz what a horrible day to have eyes