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2025-06-21 10:56:29 GMT

Good morning nostr 😃
Can I please ask for your support on my new AI product launch today by upvoting us on ProductHunt?
I'm zapping 2100 sats to everyone who posts a screenshot of their upvote and leaves a little comment
https://www.producthunt.com/products/playground-chat

2025-06-16 14:24:16 GMT

Good morning
The smartphone was a mistake. We should have stopped at flip phones

2025-06-15 11:06:40 GMT

Good morning 🌞
https://relay.utxo.one/609310f3b269332210267824e730e8681c4b3cfcc412b96f2d88ab81f16d3fe7.mp4

2025-06-15 02:14:26 GMT

Trying to find quality friends on nostr right now
https://relay.utxo.one/f72618cdbdf4f31e75347b9563c498ab1b260e5dc7d300bf5438122d591c6d2a.mp4

2025-06-14 23:10:57 GMT

https://relay.utxo.one/535d917063065c7425f285638e45feca2460bd388a8b4aa79ae805ad0148bc0c.jpg

2025-06-14 20:42:41 GMT

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Do you see notifications when I zap you?

2025-06-14 20:39:40 GMT

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What client are you using to zap Daniel?
Node do you see the notification for what I just sent?
Possible zap requests are different in different clients need to check

2025-06-14 20:07:31 GMT

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Massachewsets

2025-06-14 18:29:08 GMT

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Hmm nope it does need a date, but nothing stopping a 100 year expiry

2025-06-14 18:26:57 GMT

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Yes we have to otherwise people would just make millions of emails. So just don't take the free sats and keep your info

2025-06-14 18:19:28 GMT

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Just an email it's not too much, we deleted phone verification (it was only there to protect our free sats faucet)

2025-06-14 18:14:15 GMT

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Just use some temporary email service if you truly don't wanna use it, it'll work
I use simplelogin.io for stuff like this

2025-06-14 17:30:25 GMT

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Lmfao passing along to frontend dev. Maybe try desktop mode while we fix

2025-06-14 17:27:49 GMT

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Settings> API/access > nwc

2025-06-14 17:26:00 GMT

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you're right it's not actually needed I'll take another look

2025-06-14 13:45:36 GMT

When you finally start noticing progress at the gym https://relay.utxo.one/f83b7d38da05f879b71aa5415f9255aebe43876f63b299238d3087e59ca1075f.gif

2025-06-14 12:39:01 GMT

https://relay.utxo.one/7609be1e9addace57c129bd0d0db5dbbf4c9b4f871b6c08be660c0a2fed2cd22.mp4

2025-06-14 12:15:14 GMT

GM,
If you're vibe coding this weekend and need to integrate Bitcoin, please try Bitvora Wallet! https://bitvora.com
✅ 99.999% uptime last year
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✅ Licensed

2025-06-13 22:56:25 GMT

https://relay.utxo.one/ba7ef8df8082f9388c43edffcb47fc19301448616ee9350d18e4897819ecfbed.mp4

2025-06-13 21:59:29 GMT

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although I'm going to make some changes to handle multiple recipients in spends and some more details on transactions so I wouldn't consider this final yet, some good discussions in the PR

2025-06-13 19:49:18 GMT

https://relay.utxo.one/5cf82ba09843d20456c463537e500e1027d3c48cc6c0da3a739629220543d772.mp4

2025-06-13 19:46:23 GMT

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$102k "flash crash" I'm so 💀
#nevent1q…2s0x

2025-06-13 13:51:04 GMT

Real life Michael Scott
https://relay.utxo.one/04a15c0495dd0ea030e1c0455dd0c1d2ab9744279d33285167b2359cab8ff2c3.mp4

2025-06-13 12:40:24 GMT

Good morning 🌞
https://relay.utxo.one/1cf194deacc2b2f0f9af42d0654c5a6de07c42a2339660ac32a15604acaa0778.jpg

2025-06-12 23:08:12 GMT

https://relay.utxo.one/6c1840aaa445ad5e0a65d83170a1bbe792021ab28362cf2034adc9c2d53ce965.mp4

2025-06-12 22:26:07 GMT

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Not exactly like that, but we have an algo relay where you can set your algo to rank purely on zaps, so your feed is all the most zapped notes in your network
https://algo.utxo.one/ login here and change settings
Then browse on jumble.social or coracle.social

2025-06-09 12:31:55 GMT

Good morning 🌞
https://relay.utxo.one/22c256f714adf0a50a9fb9d05d43966e036d76f94edd53bcefbc3180e0b37ddf.jpg

2025-06-08 22:40:04 GMT

https://relay.utxo.one/d62816dacb77ab21b489a9cd413e9af81813b6c3b42f3b26e6395ddbfb03d339.mp4

2025-06-08 12:00:16 GMT

When it's the morning and you need to read gms on nostr https://relay.utxo.one/f557b6c2c03f280fdfd636dc95d721b906a9bf845d58064ef56e2b0ca31e0bfe.mp4

2025-06-08 01:09:07 GMT

Reading the room
https://relay.utxo.one/1fc320857c69a182aa68101165de5fff3029928df0cb15e72d773fe625f5fda9.mp4

2025-06-07 23:09:53 GMT

Can we normalize having family sigils? This shit is gangster
https://relay.utxo.one/b64ab776068a8a63025b22a951511e339f74f8f43198be32b63b8c9c382de2cc.jpg

2025-06-07 20:55:17 GMT

https://relay.utxo.one/2c519c3af4032d78439dfe286768f7973b7f2ca78449cfff02e36f902833a6dc.mp4

2025-06-07 13:31:37 GMT

Andrew Huberman says the scientifically optimal time to drink coffee is over an hour after you wake up
Shut the fuck up bitch https://relay.utxo.one/22f4142d95a0e25ad41ea631ac685f8e35f6272c3e8576bc82d51713ddc506f0.jpg

2025-06-06 21:52:27 GMT

https://relay.utxo.one/5542364641e905e36abc2cfb2b8cb4814d4092b7eb62fc7581b2e7fe0f0fb8f2.jpg

2025-06-06 14:44:29 GMT

https://relay.utxo.one/cae3b59a30edc1b838ad360497ac0365d3354fc8a0cd01f6f5e48cd01f4588c8.mp4

2025-06-06 13:46:08 GMT

I hate to burst the bubble but
If cycles are real, the bear market is coming soon
Every cycle people think this time is different
But it never is

2025-06-06 13:20:21 GMT

Deload week complete
Full of banana bread
Going for PRs today 🏋️

2025-06-06 12:53:21 GMT

What's the name for people who aren't religious but think 'proud atheists' are super cringe?

2025-06-06 12:16:35 GMT

Bitcoiners on their second cycle:
https://relay.utxo.one/1cbba58c5e94cfa64a4ce3866cb96607ca92e4b9c638ff4dc9de9ec1473ebc6a.mp4

2025-06-06 01:59:58 GMT

https://relay.utxo.one/a35d4710de37e14bf3053cdc7b0b298779f2f77f651369909184a3d442b53418.mp4

2025-06-06 01:13:42 GMT

Heading to the voting booth to decide which pedo told the best lies
https://relay.utxo.one/ec9a1256ac07105c0518ed7eb84f298d7bd3f22f9e1735dee4e68b3a12b2e44f.gif

2025-06-06 00:37:10 GMT

Opsec
https://relay.utxo.one/1e11f29a93ae5e2845ab6bcea34408aebc14c2f428b3c84545e0324caf30140f.jpg

2025-06-05 22:23:11 GMT

https://relay.utxo.one/5c7bb54de93a6e922f00e90ec8a4bee23c7be954c11700ef73e2391d39a9d700.jpg

2025-06-05 21:05:18 GMT

https://relay.utxo.one/1c7a7240a1273a6d8d7228c7264d23a9a76e6884777907b8f93f7ac229abd740.mp4

2025-06-05 19:33:14 GMT

Me af right now
Watching Trump and Elon fight and Bitcoin crashing while making banana bread https://relay.utxo.one/c50cdbcc3083da25f73023a4e2075a6a918615558b71178054f976f20941c235.jpg

2025-06-05 18:52:42 GMT

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https://relay.utxo.one/2f87f423dc9cc2b7cd927b592a5a82d0dfc5095c4505ddc71407ebc22175a854.jpg
#nevent1q…wzl0

2025-06-05 14:02:20 GMT

https://relay.utxo.one/5f773488aa915c01ca24021dd510d477d4b23a081e0cfc98b6b5810a4d454f99.mp4

2025-06-05 13:41:49 GMT

How can anyone say AI is a bubble? Look at the value
https://relay.utxo.one/52a779272cc22d82e1a188fa17a2b32517c131687816ee6b4caacdf522b4201d.mp4

2025-06-05 12:17:46 GMT

Good morning 🌞
https://relay.utxo.one/75c087240af7836fc07f6c3489b7471269696039375e028d9759494f69af79d4.mp4

2025-06-04 20:09:32 GMT

Whenever they do the native land acknowledgement all I basically hear is:
Just a reminder that we conquered you, gg

2025-06-04 11:54:47 GMT

https://relay.utxo.one/897e48d218bea5360143112676460239c35d61cd1be88963b58997c0cd33edb5.mp4

2025-06-04 11:47:42 GMT

✅ no Epstein files
✅ No JFK files
✅ Increased taxes (tarrifs)
✅ New domestic surveillance
✅ Big beautiful spending increases
✅ Official shitcoin launched
✅ Strategic reserve of stolen Bitcoin
✅ Initiate cbdcs as stablecoins legislation
Becoming great again

2025-06-03 20:22:15 GMT

Google bought YouTube for $1.85 Billion in 2006
In 2024 it made $36 billion in profit in one year

2025-06-03 18:48:38 GMT

Be careful before judging a person or a race for the system they come from
North and South Koreans are the same people, but the systems make one people third world and the other among the richest

2025-06-03 13:18:23 GMT

https://relay.utxo.one/e4133f9d3c4eff28526d1fbf3bbf63a744e9dd0a150562908725739e1615d9b6.mp4

2025-06-03 13:06:47 GMT

https://relay.utxo.one/b32fd0e726dd5940f8c580e3d6863094ea2ecd94f225f317d18f8f6304642590.mp4

2025-06-03 01:44:12 GMT

Seems like most nostr media is now using blossom, nice work @nprofile…278z and everyone who adopted it

2025-06-02 23:59:37 GMT

What's gonna be the next big psyop, like COVID/September 11th tier?

2025-06-02 19:42:52 GMT

They said we can't beat stock market returns
https://relay.utxo.one/24c09789cb61086dd6a305badb2b0f6360bd28f622f490af1737b944bfa1435b.jpg

2025-06-02 19:20:17 GMT

Why use violence to implement slavery when you can use fake money and people will enslave themselves?

2025-06-02 17:59:16 GMT

https://relay.utxo.one/bac8485bf0113cc85875e8fddd75b926b3a010f9fe04b0dfcdd0a298d45542da.mp4

2025-06-02 12:48:20 GMT

Nostr is also decentralized in name only
https://relay.utxo.one/21fd51126d783df6c00518e64e2fa2ccace9c2a5b56cf9d508cade4eac24d43e.jpg

2025-06-01 23:04:38 GMT

https://relay.utxo.one/f8ef1dac5cc2d7fe4993f0d1f68049160220c811815ed678ef15109ff3b9a36a.mp4

2025-06-01 22:00:43 GMT

In celebration of pride month I will be zapping my gay friend @nprofile…068x
Happy for you bro, I challenge you to show support and zap a gay today
https://relay.utxo.one/4ab4883b009f7ec11f13e2d8d23b909bccc8c863cb6bb7f4eeb75664ee6f22a1.jpg

2025-06-01 20:45:41 GMT

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What in the fuck
Pls sir send blank template

2025-06-01 19:52:47 GMT

When Saylor logs into Coinbase to look at the city in cyberspace https://relay.utxo.one/8562bc3de37a5b129257beff4ed847377041c0870be6b2575d254bc9a5f02bc7.gif

2025-06-01 14:55:59 GMT

https://relay.utxo.one/3a4b95078f636a7a800d31fe435161f0608f8dd0f646812c9d43cdc509443ca0.jpg

2025-06-01 14:36:24 GMT

Honestly so sad, maybe we are a huge joke
https://relay.utxo.one/d2d0e4051b140405fdeec09a666ab585e515f7ef1dfb456c420279bf974e6780.jpg

2025-06-01 04:28:07 GMT

https://relay.utxo.one/40d5459e23e4ed2ab15d594443d65173bcf8a24fb16e3af33a0a043396933420.jpg

2025-06-01 04:12:04 GMT

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Followed

2025-06-01 04:00:22 GMT

Who would have known the way to break a web in of trust full of nerdy men is to simply use a picture of a woman on your profile and reply with scrambled nonsense

2025-05-31 17:26:00 GMT

How did every kid know Marilyn Manson had two ribs removed without any internet?

2025-05-31 17:25:25 GMT

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Too bad

2025-05-31 16:57:16 GMT

Bitcoiners literally do this
https://relay.utxo.one/4f4cc17c505ebfb1291555dc3152ae53a9bc939b51385172e979ae6ccd4a7d44.mp4

2025-05-31 16:56:28 GMT

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Soon, just need this board to get delivered!

2025-05-31 16:46:33 GMT

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Oh you guys thought this was mine? This is an ad for cutting boards sir

2025-05-31 16:39:08 GMT

Why does food look so good on wood cutting boards?
https://relay.utxo.one/87e44f17b7781dff03fd06e4685d75eed9c7de8f3a3675b573fbc893e2488097.jpg

2025-05-31 15:31:19 GMT

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Vault warden next

2025-05-31 15:25:59 GMT

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I think I'm just actually retarded

2025-05-31 15:20:59 GMT

@nprofile…ufnm
https://relay.utxo.one/fbfe9bd08057408e54a7ef1c71839e317c4bfc30aeca33366dc4a51ef6f37ae0.mp4

2025-05-31 15:11:50 GMT

https://relay.utxo.one/f1edd61186524a9075bf58140a56989b6f9511bc997509a926bc8606fe8caebe.mp4

2025-05-31 14:41:28 GMT

We should start a new Amish community, but we cap our tech in 2001 instead of like 1850 like they currently do it

2025-05-31 13:58:30 GMT

https://relay.utxo.one/ba69a58ff911504e07482f98cb6b514d7a6ad3567776f0a9b47a60b16861e505.mp4

2025-05-31 13:52:03 GMT

Free markets
https://relay.utxo.one/86946a2c7b95a6f68b4398084b3ceaee08483b76b6c2a66b06c2edb4cfc969ab.jpg

2025-05-31 13:43:21 GMT

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I glued my balls
To my butthole, baebay
Oh mah gawd

2025-05-31 13:25:44 GMT

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Mstr stocks

2025-05-31 13:14:36 GMT

Is anyone double checking how all these state strategic reserves are going to be filled or nah just celebrate?

2025-05-31 13:12:45 GMT

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Free 3% yield

2025-05-31 12:28:33 GMT

The thing about freedom tech is most people will use it in ways you don't like and only thing you can do is gfy

2025-05-31 12:14:20 GMT

https://relay.utxo.one/ba4688625c38ae91a48833e9c72b564975b9f4ab016dc63d7bd5a65b11251f05.jpg

2025-05-31 12:01:54 GMT

https://relay.utxo.one/23548a2dbc17c5a1de63d302e46a25de8d4a8e801d5d2623871296338f977bf2.mp4

2025-05-31 11:53:25 GMT

https://relay.utxo.one/6d0a5c2178db1931577f56ea318a873e605427918164b07dfb075f4fd40eb463.mp4

2025-05-31 11:47:03 GMT

Eating cheap food will cost a lot more in the long run

2025-05-31 11:00:29 GMT

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It's just way too easy for them to switch to nostr.build I don't think it's worth it to implement it on the relay

2025-05-31 10:53:19 GMT

America, maybe calm down a little bit, at least with 70 year old grannies
https://relay.utxo.one/9c5db95f1a31cc0c7795e00934e2d24567f7e651897dc8a334c7cbb9042929d4.jpg

2025-05-31 10:48:29 GMT

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Yes it must be so. Some People are very dumb

2025-05-31 10:40:01 GMT

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GM,
I will be adding these people to the wot retard list later so their follows don't affect the filter
#nevent1q…y3k9

2025-05-31 02:14:21 GMT

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He's right, tell him to short it

2025-05-31 01:32:59 GMT

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Beautiful

2025-05-31 00:18:13 GMT

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Use only wot relays