a very tangle of snakes 👁️🐍

Terfin' in Texas. May I interest you in pictures of my cats?

These are my dumb thoughts

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2024-07-22 04:58:07

Boat guy is drunk calling me again and talking about his annoyances with society

2024-07-22 04:10:05

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@npub10k3…6fng @npub1sr7…xfhg I liked it when she raised millions for a recount and then just kind of fucked off with all the money

2024-07-22 04:04:11

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No she's totally worse than them because she's a childless woman 😱😱😱 !!!

2024-07-19 16:57:56

I've been making tens of dollars selling my junk on facebook
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2024-07-17 21:31:03

An excited, naughty cat causing chaos in an office. People in the background are horrified
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2024-07-17 20:34:44

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2024-07-17 01:45:05

Cool I have an unopened bottle of liquid smoke in my pantry from over a decade ago

2024-07-15 17:12:49

No FB marketplace person I'm not going to call you to sell a $20 TV stand. just say you'll come get it and I'll give you the address

2024-06-26 03:58:44

This Blueberry Rosé cider is actually kinda terrible

2024-06-25 17:40:47

wtf I've never heard this one before and I feel like I fell into an alternate reality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar7afdfBHj4&list=PL57F368ABE19E6FF2&index=15

2024-06-25 17:22:55

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I also just realized that he didn't give her a cross-eyed bear

2024-06-25 16:53:01

It's been a very long time since I watched this video, I forgot about Alanis with the dreads. Also I always thought she was saying "HI YAH!" but apparently she's saying "Oh yeah"??? I don't think I can accept that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFW-WfuX2Dk&list=PL57F368ABE19E6FF2&index=4
HI YAH! 👊

2024-06-21 15:39:20

The cats are excited about the Elden Ring dlc too
Or just blocking my view of it
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2024-06-20 17:49:04

Wow eBay has increased my selling limit to $5,000,000. I'm sure I'll hit that goal when I list like two things a year

2024-06-17 19:16:28

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2024-06-14 21:00:07

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2024-06-14 20:29:33

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If I leave them in then the eggs usually get eaten, I take them out if I want to try to raise them! I haven't taken any out since the end of December since it takes like 6 months for them to get big enough to trade in (I still have like 9 left, I gave a bunch away)

2024-06-14 19:51:37

I just took a bunch of Cory eggs out of the tank but they're still going (she deposited them onto the heater)
https://media.spinster.xyz/aa6b693f6ca2ca19866677c38ee138bbeec73a5454383e740de9457edcc48c9a.mp4

2024-06-14 19:46:05

New food ideas: donut corners

2024-06-14 15:44:39

Oh nooooo
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2024-06-14 15:19:31

Donut holes are dangerous. How many is too many?
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2024-06-14 12:56:00

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@npub1062…krak Pretty well I guess, we spend time with each other nearly every day. Also 3 out of 4 cats have accepted him, my youngest girl is still holding out :cat-meme-3:

2024-06-14 03:04:25

I could be playing Elden Ring but instead I'm listening to boat guy noodle on the piano

2024-06-13 21:25:43

It's one of those days when the cats are determined to annoy the crap out of me
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2024-06-12 17:42:46

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At first I thought achillean meant "not a Chilean"
No I'm not going to look up what it actually means

2024-06-11 23:56:07

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@npub1xz4…8uh7 I hope there's a cliff at the end of that road

2024-06-11 23:44:07

I'd rather not
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2024-06-11 23:27:25

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2024-06-11 21:54:11

The pedal on my trash can has broken like 5 times now and I'm getting pretty good at taking apart the contraption and putting it back together

2024-06-11 18:10:46

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That's crazy, around here yu can only get something like these for that price :blobnervous: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2208-Jane-St-Waco-TX-76711/52089114_zpid/
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/525-Novelty-St-Waco-TX-76707/52083211_zpid/

2024-06-11 17:52:12

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I wish, I was just trying to see what would be a realistic home price I could afford and apparently it's not very much. :blobsad:

2024-06-09 22:21:55

I haven't had the time to go back and see what's been going on but here's a cat meme about a Russian invasion
https://media.spinster.xyz/3ee107ac6cb4e81f9aa9cac6ba054fca3815f461b9023e59b4d3d65b97fd0cb3.jpg
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2024-06-09 20:05:41

There's a kitten crying for its mom but I can't get it 😭

2024-06-07 18:31:10

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@npub1qy0…gc87 Because there's no difference between men's and women's feet other than size right???
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2024-06-07 18:12:52

Running shoe??
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2024-06-06 19:58:55

She renamed my hard drive 😑
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2024-06-06 17:39:30

Why does Godzilla have such a tiny head?
https://media.spinster.xyz/bad2fb945829197e79b701fb57b9b8d6ec4cc85c8ad15ac5617158c93cbb67c1.jpg

2024-06-06 16:55:05

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@npub1uxm…ujtm Looks like it lost a claw, they can regrow them though.
I wonder if it was caught and dropped by a bird because it was just sitting in the middle of the pavement 🤔

2024-06-06 16:42:43

I was being threatened on the bike trail
https://media.spinster.xyz/9c5e50578ba909af35a9193271848388fc82fe8a3c3f8850881cafa29e3ec41b.mp4

2024-06-06 03:39:07

I like it when fish sit on things
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2024-06-05 23:39:25

I just witnessed a sparrow bite another sparrow. Such violence

2024-06-05 20:41:41

I wanted to congratulate the doves for figuring out the bird feeder but not all of them have it down yet
https://media.spinster.xyz/3bfbee09728dba56dad26876867b8447599052e7cdb6a4923e0513a9e02f3ced.mp4

2024-06-05 20:32:35

One of my new fish has mysteriously disappeared. I removed all the tank decor and opened up the canister filter but still, no sign :blobwaitwhat:

2024-06-05 16:15:22

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The bagel ones just taste like sour cream and onion chips

2024-06-05 14:22:16

💭 I need to take all these plastic bags and dump them off at the grocery store
*immediately forgets and leaves without them*

2024-06-05 03:24:09

Drunk on a $2 margarita
https://media.spinster.xyz/95dd61f3b20d3c64b01cdef710ab8d0a077c099ae5f6eb1ea19894231cf82daa.jpg

2024-06-03 22:23:17

Your own fur is a fun chew toy
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2024-06-03 04:54:17

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@npub18cw…ha8a "no one that doesn't know me is going to look at me and see a man, they're going to see big boobs"
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2024-06-03 02:19:01

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@npub1062…krak I read that they've been protesting CVS locations because they sell plan B and birth control, apparently 😑

2024-06-02 23:33:11

I added some panda garras to my tank. I've never had any before but I've read that they're good algae cleaners. Snd they're pretty dang cute
https://media.spinster.xyz/d77f111dd98d603881220c1b32e21c3d4450e14e2ab39c354b4af8322368751d.jpg

2024-06-02 21:30:06

There are pro-life protestors at a CVS that shut down like a year ago :blobcatthink:

2024-06-02 17:50:15

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2024-05-31 19:49:55

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@npub1e3x…kndc Just a single fence panel that got blown over. Plenty of downed trees around town though

2024-05-31 16:48:07

Just hanging out, waiting for the power to be restored after a storm rolled in last night
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2024-05-31 14:23:04

Oh barf I went to take out the trash and there were maggots all over the trashcan 🤢

2024-05-31 03:22:43

I had to destroy some old nuts but I managed to replace my kitchen faucet

2024-05-29 22:39:40

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@npub1x7f…j5hy I gave them that too, the pill was to make sure all the fleas got extra ded 🔥

2024-05-29 21:04:35

Okay so I thought I gave both my girls lea pills last week but I just found one of the pills on the floor
WHO SPIT IT OUT!?

2024-05-29 06:31:42

I got you, you shit 🚫🦟
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2024-05-29 03:10:16

I keep seeing an ad for a psoriasis medication and the first side effect they mention is suicidal thoughts??? :psyduck:

2024-05-28 20:09:43

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I probably never would have bought one for myself but it does seem like a convenient little appliance. It has a dehydrate mode that I want to try sometime

2024-05-28 19:55:24

I used the air fryer to cook some chicken breast for chicken parm, it didn't come out as crispy as I hoped though. Maybe it needed a higher temp? I looked up a recipe that said 375 degrees so I went with that.
Anyway it's nice not to have a pan full of oil that I need to dump out

2024-05-28 15:46:53

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2024-05-28 01:30:42

Boat guy always turns the AC off when he's not home. I get wanting to save electricity but this is too much :birdsite:
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2024-05-27 18:56:24

Remembering @npub1r33…7v5q
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2024-05-27 18:55:12

I deserve $200 just for this
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2024-05-27 01:36:47

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@npub1sr7…xfhg Isn't it strange how they keep saying Terves are Nazis and white supremacists but it always turns out the TIMs are instead :blobfoxthink:

2024-05-25 16:30:28

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2024-05-25 01:22:05

I'm now the proud owner of an air fryer because my mom likes to regift things my sister gave her
I made a grilled cheese sandwich in it

2024-05-24 17:18:08

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2024-05-24 04:42:25

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They don't even brush their hair in cartoon form

2024-05-23 01:51:42

I appreciate boat guy doing the dishes but he leaves the water going the whole time :possum:

2024-05-22 21:58:24

Oh great I got to the pet store just in time to be with all the annoying parents showing fish to their kids

2024-05-22 21:04:23

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It sucks that the border collie was allowed to run loose but blaming the owners for the cops having to shoot the pit that was mauling it is nuts :psyduck: I have doubts that the collie was even the one that started the fight

2024-05-22 18:54:36

Oh no not the beloved mauler
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2024-05-21 22:48:18

They're taking turns yelling at me
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2024-05-21 19:40:23

This ad keeps popping up and I always do a double-take
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2024-05-20 20:52:02

Gently calling my girl over so she'll let her guard down and let me remove her dingleberry

2024-05-20 16:07:30

Everyone always likes to point out my dimple, I don't think I've noticed anyone else's dimples in my life

2024-05-20 00:28:41

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@npub1062…krak I don't think he realized it either but he went and jumped into the pool fully clothed anyway 🥴

2024-05-19 23:09:55

I did not realize I was going to a pool party at boat guy's relatives' place, I'm going to be so sunburnt tomorrow and I didn't even bring my swimsuit :blob_melt_sob:

2024-05-19 01:28:38

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@npub1u77…e743 It's some kind of seasoned tomato sauce you mix with ground beef to make sloppy joes. It was a pretty regular dinner when I was a kid

2024-05-19 01:12:16

Eating Manwich for the first time in probably decades. It's.... acceptable

2024-05-18 22:04:46

What's with FedEx never wanting to deliver on a Saturday

2024-05-18 20:28:01

I just helped my dad find his dentures. He managed to drop them under the car seat somehow. lol

2024-05-18 00:16:31

I thought this net was going to be a lot bigger before I opened the box
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2024-05-17 00:51:35

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@npub1h7p…5z7j Everyone should charge enbies a fee just for having to interact with them

2024-05-16 15:50:17

Eee I saw a wild hog with at least one piglet on the bike trail. We locked eyes and she snorted and ran back into the trees 🐽

2024-05-16 00:41:45

The local watering hole
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2024-05-16 00:24:12

Temu has been tempting me with this shirt for a while now and I've finally given in
Sorry to whoever they stole the art from (it looks like it's been ai-upscaled)
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2024-05-15 21:05:30

I've received like 30 letters from a Jehovah's witness that were supposed to go to all my neighbors because she addressed them incorrectly.

2024-05-15 18:48:10

Last week: Me: "You should do a bleach dip on the plants before you put them in so you don't get snails"
Boat guy: doesn't
Today: Boat guy: "I got snails"

2024-05-15 14:41:31

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@npub100h…vrhj No one's stopping him from glueing himself to a highway if he likes

2024-05-13 18:26:24

I went out for fajitas and joked about how the waiter didn't warn that the pan was hot like they usually do, then like immediately I accidentally brushed my finger on the handle and got a giant blister

2024-05-13 15:36:27

Last night I got to witness someone getting t-boned because they thought it would be a good idea to make a left turn from the right lane

2024-05-13 14:46:50

I just drove by a girl waiting for the school bus wearing a coon skin hat???

2024-05-10 21:13:39

For mother's day?
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2024-05-09 01:22:12

Every time I see a photo of Charles Clymer I'm just taken aback by how ugly he is

2024-05-08 19:38:25

I thought this would be a cute little gift for my mom but I feel strange giving a shirt that says "Blessed Girl" to a woman in her seventies
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2024-05-08 13:57:19

Sleeping over at boat guy's house is unpleasant because he turns on a window unit that constantly blows cold air on me and the only cover he has on the bed is the world's thinnest blanket