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Apparently Destiny (the streamer) is here in Israel fucking WALKING on the road to Nablus and here I am chilling up north in the hot waters and eating corn.

2024-06-01 10:35:00

They surprised me! We went to a hot spring in the area instead. I like pleasant surprises.
#note1je0…c3tx

2024-06-01 06:30:34

Today I'm driving with the family up to Tiberias to have a dunk in the the sea of Galilee.

2024-05-31 07:38:29

88.934 seconds. A new PB.
I still got it! :ablobsunglasses:
https://media.asimon.org/2991d941f796204d4361262dc8b66bdd7d6caf180b438e67b72731a30c736c18.png

2024-05-30 21:16:35

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Isn't that a recipe for a stabbing?

2024-05-30 19:54:52

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Yes :gigaChad:

2024-05-28 21:06:57

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That's one big pussy.

2024-05-28 20:59:50

I got this neat 3D printed spring loaded knife toy. It's pretty fun to play with. I got the files to make it from this YouTube video

2024-05-26 21:10:49

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>Still has a drink in his hand
In this timeline he would still die of liver failure.

2024-05-26 18:33:22

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Unfortunate hair line

2024-05-26 01:16:28

I swear it's mandatory for me to take a pill for this headache. Happens every time on Lag Ba'Omer.

2024-05-25 21:11:31

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Is that good or bad?

2024-05-24 05:47:22

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All his deeds are made by his own hands.

2024-05-22 14:12:14

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Doesn't the creator owe a lot of money to investors of the 'old' company? Also refuses to give out refunds. How's that not a scam?

2024-05-21 05:15:28

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That's possible, yes.

2024-05-21 05:01:26

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No, the joke is Valve changing the default to GNOME.

2024-05-21 04:56:44

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Nice joke

2024-05-20 01:15:43

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bruh, what did Ohio do?

2024-05-15 23:10:26

Ditto only has Search and Zaps left to be worked on. Alex is getting stuff done fast!

2024-05-13 17:13:31

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This was also tweeted on the day of the Eurovision finals.

2024-05-13 04:47:07

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Have a near death experience; You'd never stop appreciating being alive.
Or just bungee jump. I don't know. I heard that's what the cool kids do to feel alive.

2024-05-12 00:55:44

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Who?

2024-05-10 20:40:30

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#JustXthings

2024-05-10 20:38:26

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what's your matrix server?

2024-05-09 03:44:44

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Which client do you like to use?

2024-05-09 03:35:52

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No idea what you're talking about. Why the generalization?

2024-05-08 18:08:54

If I ever get the chance to go to Iceland, I should definitely go visit the penis museum.

2024-05-07 20:56:01

Backing up and reinstalling an OS for my father's old laptop took AGES. But I'm done. Hopefully nothing messes up when he plugs it at work. Printers are always a pain in the ass to set up and I haven't been able to do that, without access to the printer.

2024-05-06 02:50:28

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Why would I take pictures of my feet in the first place?

2024-05-05 22:44:02

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That's pretty cool!

2024-05-05 21:48:26

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Aside from the political posturing, which is cringe. This is actually a cool repo.

2024-05-05 21:45:27

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Stop! STOP BEFORE YOU START GETTING ADDICTED TO SHORTS!

2024-05-03 19:51:41

@npub18tx…tp9y do you announce somewhere when you are starting a recording for the melonmancy podcast for those wanting to listen live?

2024-05-03 04:39:54

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Here you go 🌟

2024-05-03 04:08:21

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I was wondering why I didn't see cornbread media on my timeline. I didn't know you switched accounts. Why'd you move?

2024-05-02 22:39:32

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It is kinda baffling how much the US lets us get away with things. Do they do it with other countries too?

2024-05-02 19:55:35

"Mavericks could be here," he thought. "I HATE mavericks."
#note1jtj…r4kf
https://media.asimon.org/65f5e0dd03bb7d0171f2ccb8133259f3fa6c90646ae402fa77b559df8f0f5e6c.jpg

2024-04-28 13:43:51

I hate it when torrents get stuck just when they're about to finish.
https://media.asimon.org/135673566cd21dbedf73cb7c784ff0305184f551e60d98471ef5c90ae7c473fa.png

2024-04-27 21:39:38

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Tell us your big brain plan on how to solve this situation?

2024-04-27 17:58:39

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long fall hanging is, in my opinion, the best way and also not gory to kill someone reliably.

2024-04-27 17:48:59

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🧺

2024-04-24 21:29:05

@[email protected]
is your contact e-mail still leading to .club?

2024-04-24 17:03:11

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Matrix meme. In this day and age?

2024-04-24 11:56:43

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Life goals

2024-04-23 17:30:37

Holiday times are usually a time for rest and get together with family for regular people, but not for me. It's where work ramps up the shifts.
But hey, more money!

2024-04-21 17:59:59

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he WHAT‽

2024-04-21 17:55:19

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I didn't know you could do that in that game :surprised:

2024-04-20 03:54:08

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Yeah, corpses.

2024-04-16 02:40:59

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We should have sent them to third world countries. We're too late now.

2024-04-15 21:19:04

Purpcat is CIA nigger??

2024-04-14 23:59:25

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Imagine not ignoring retards. Learn to filter noise.

2024-04-14 22:31:13

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fr?

2024-04-14 04:50:48

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Thanks fren :PeepoSalute:

2024-04-14 04:49:14

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I have no idea. Even if I did have an idea, it probably means I have information which I couldn't tell you anyway.

2024-04-14 04:43:48

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Is that in relations to the plane flying away or the strikes towards Dimona?

2024-04-14 04:41:26

I've been too busy watching Pannenkoek2012's autistic magnum opus I forgot about the missiles Iran is sending towards us.
God that man is an autistic genius, though.

2024-04-11 05:04:18

I had a dream where I was srealing two wooden chairs from a rooftop along with my father while "The Littlest Hobo" theme was playing on repeat.
Oh and two old nudists were out there hanging in the background, too.

2024-04-10 04:27:39

Lapid Ex
https://media.asimon.org/e497d2e8139eccbef74256a00cf7943fd7cb527c4b8bd6693602e8918e68dd12.jpg

2024-04-09 22:06:04

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By the way, I picked a random town from the map to find Skipton!

2024-04-09 22:04:40

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Nothing's wrong with sheep. They just smell a bit, like all farm animals.

2024-04-09 21:59:01

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The more you know!

2024-04-08 21:03:15

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So the town called Skipton is called that because everyone skips it during travels?

2024-04-08 13:25:07

@npub183n…tahh you should look at Vaxry's latest blog post.

2024-04-05 20:44:04

We were warned something was going to happen in the last 48 hours. Did something major happen?

2024-04-05 03:56:05

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How did the exchange of dialog go?

2024-04-04 21:59:07

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I still need to get used to you being called sun and not moon.

2024-04-04 02:14:55

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Welcome to your new home.

2024-04-03 17:26:21

I had a dream that we released a nuke. And the first thing I did was browse 4chan but something changed. All the boards letters changed to 👀 and they all pointed to one board in particular: /out/

2024-04-02 21:32:08

If you love video games, I implore you to watch, and if willing, act on this issue:
The largest campaign ever to stop publishers destroying games
https://youtu.be/w70Xc9CStoE?si=M-fYRclZHqWwfxix

2024-04-02 19:04:08

I love suddenly remembering childhood memories: me watching '300', sick with fever, in the middle of the night with the big box TV hung on the side of the room up above my bed.
Such a good movie too.

2024-04-02 02:35:42

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Someone mentioned empanadas?
https://media.asimon.org/62226f3e26c6b3a014631777159b01b78c8eb463a18ce290540092f0c9fe8d90.jpg

2024-03-31 09:13:50

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https://media.asimon.org/67c704cf23993033bb46168ea5b80399eb47ab08a56a84f021cf2dffb878ee9d.mp4

2024-03-31 09:05:27

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What a coinky dink, Just ate some hummus spread on bread.

2024-03-29 20:30:13

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Lucky me