gr¡f [Texas]

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2024-01-07 21:38:07

Refusing to use self checkout even if the line for a manned register takes twice as long. Matter of principle, I'm not ringing my own shit up.

2023-12-28 09:27:32

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@npub16rs…2zfj @npub17xr…7v9v
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2023-12-26 14:05:34

It should be against the Geneva Convention to drop me off at the airport 2 hours before my flight after a holiday and make me fly on Southwest

2023-12-21 16:32:57

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@npub16rs…2zfj I have an $8 Chinese DAC and $20 SalNote Zero IEMs and I guarantee you my audio experience is better than anything over Bluetooth. She doesn't even know what .flac is and paying $550 for headphones 🤦

2023-12-21 16:26:32

Women will buy a $550 pair of AirPod Max's to listen to Chris Brown on Apple music

2023-10-14 00:02:36

No more burger wars
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2023-10-02 09:23:43

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@npub1lmp…kj9q last 3 white women I went on a date with said they didn't want to have kids.
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2023-10-02 09:18:09

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@npub1lmp…kj9q I got tired of listening to white women complain about everything plus I'm clearly not racist if I'm dating a latina. Check mate white devil

2023-10-02 07:17:58

White women are the devil that's why I have a latina girlfriend who makes me caldo de pollo when I have a cold

2023-09-29 11:46:26

I haven't had 2 consecutive days off in a row since May, I flew to Japan for work last weekend and fly back home tomorrow, I have work Sunday. You know how my company thanks me? An entire week of childish bullshit like "wear a hat day" with mandatory zoom calls. FUUUUCK YOUUUU PAYYYY MEEE

2023-09-27 09:09:55

Cancer fucking sucks man. Prayers for my boss. Love him like a grandfather.

2023-09-27 07:50:58

Customer is taking me for yakiniku tomorrow night 😋 A5 waygu

2023-09-25 00:33:27

Buying my gf a bunch of stuff from Ghibli store to make up for the fact I'm an absolute mad lad when I visit this country. A giant Totoro plush should make up for it

2023-09-24 08:26:05

I'm back in Japan for F1 weekend, me and the Aussies got proper retarded last night. Got back to my hotel at 6am.

2023-09-19 21:27:33

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@npub13xw…eguw thanks for sharing that, gave me a good laugh. Even though it's sad to think there are this many people out here who believe the world owes them something because they can't put down the fork for 5 god damn seconds.

2023-09-19 21:00:11

I hate fat people so much rn it's unreal

2023-09-15 22:27:36

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@npub1899…md6m yeah we got our rights restored in 21. LTC should have never been required if you can legally buy firearms, that's your LTC right there in my opinion.

2023-09-15 22:21:43

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@npub1899…md6m you cannot bring guns into places like government property, liquor stores, bars, and any private establishments that explicitly state it.

2023-09-15 22:20:19

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@npub1899…md6m a guy was open carrying at Whataburger yesterday, I see guys open carrying at the gas station all the time. It's not illegal unless you don't meet these reqs.
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2023-09-15 21:44:35

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@npub14w3…9vjx unless you're buying wild caught salmon, the meat is dyed due to the farm raised diet making it grey. It's ridiculous.

2023-09-11 04:59:30

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@npub1z4d…a89d wish in one hand and shit in the other. I'm sorry.

2023-09-11 04:33:26

Imagine your defence hanging more points than most people's QBs this week lol thank yuh Jerruh
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2023-09-08 06:46:07

Why are my gun hating liberal friends asking me for gun recommendations? Is it because they live in Chicago and St. Paul? I can't understand why all of a sudden they need a gun. What could possibly make them feel so unsafe in those liberal Utopia Societies? Can't put my finger on it. Either way, I recommended a .38 S&W revolver for my friend and his wife and a .357 S&W revolver for my human giant of a friend who lives alone. Didn't clown them except here.

2023-09-07 10:30:15

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@npub1khq…6n2t yeah I couldn't believe how quickly the game just threw her at you. Or how lazy the rest of the characters in the lodge were. Oh great we got some MCU crew bullshit, can't wait for a funko pop reference in a cut scene

2023-09-07 10:14:35

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@npub1khq…6n2t @npub1wwg…k4j7 @npub1tds…djq2 wait now that I think about it, I can't romance the robot? You said there were like only 4 options.

2023-09-07 10:06:07

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@npub1khq…6n2t yeah I wonder who wrote that character and regrets her life actions

2023-09-07 09:55:59

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@npub1khq…6n2t @npub1tds…djq2 Skyrim you just get married and adopt orphans iirc. Wasn't a major plot point and only got you an achievement. FNV and FO4 I think just had prostitutes iirc. This is just weird fanfic stuff tbh.

2023-09-07 09:52:36

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@npub1khq…6n2t @npub1tds…djq2 >implying there's any QA to begin with

2023-09-07 09:47:23

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@npub1khq…6n2t @npub1tds…djq2 you gotta admit it's kinda weird they decided to make it way more important in this game that you be able to fuck more people than any Bethsoft game before.

2023-09-07 09:34:11

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@npub1khq…6n2t I have 0 interest in romancing a character in a video game, if they tied the quests to that, that's the dumbest shit I've ever heard.

2023-09-07 09:25:36

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@npub1khq…6n2t once my friend sent me this I couldn't stop nooticing
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2023-09-07 09:23:29

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@npub1khq…6n2t *landing my ship* daddy tell me a story *walk to a POI* girl boss running the show, beta males everywhere
They all look like this
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2023-09-07 09:18:41

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@npub1khq…6n2t as soon as that cowboy with the shitty VA brought that mutt on my ship I needed an excuse to put him in the wood chipper feet first

2023-09-07 09:15:03

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@npub1khq…6n2t can I get any one else from the storyline killed? Or is it just one per NG+?

2023-09-07 09:10:09

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@npub1khq…6n2t this is the best spoiler to find out. Now I know who I'm going to main intentionally.

2023-09-07 01:20:13

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@npub14m4…23su how old is the jingle on NA? Did he just find out? What next he's going to email me about Clinton and Lewinsky?

2023-09-07 01:10:04

Why is Tucker emailing me about Larry Sinclair x Obama steamy love affair in the year 2023

2023-08-26 23:09:59

I've worked 13 straight and have 6 more to go. Feel like Minecrafting my acct manager right now for this. Stop selling jobs we don't have staff for lol you don't need a 5th lake house while I live in a ghetto hovel

2023-08-12 08:42:26

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@npub1737…t6ft average reddit user
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2023-08-12 07:32:18

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2 more ambulances. That's gotta be 50%+ of city/county Fire and EMS that's flown by.

2023-08-12 07:08:10

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4th engine rolled by. I can hear 1 more siren coming. 5th engine. Jesus Christ. Another siren coming. EMS. Another one. 6th engine. No clue what's going on but it's bad. Here comes another siren. Fire SUV. Wreck or fire.
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2023-08-12 06:52:04

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I think someone's house has to be on fire, that's 3 engines that rolled by in 20 mins towards the end of the neighborhood by the river.

2023-08-12 06:48:02

A bunch of emergency vehicles just drove by my house and more keep coming, my county Fire/EMT has swapped to the encrypted channel while I'm listening to the scanner. They're driving away from downtown. Counted at least 10 as 2 more drive by, fire trucks and SUVs, sheriff or EMT SUVs, and city police. There go 2 more.

2023-08-10 22:50:48

Your boy Klaus got in on the TikTok NPC action @npub167h…0399
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2023-08-09 10:17:11

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@npub1qh2…ugqs it was a craigslist scoop anyway, I bought it for the vintage frame. I got a decent deal for what a POS this Mexican sold me.

2023-08-08 09:51:42

On second thought texting my mom the letters "Xeet" in hindsight was a bad idea

2023-08-04 12:09:06

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@npub1w5p…7gzp SIR SIR YOU NEED TO RESPECT THE HECKIN VALID HEALTHY AT ANY SIZE WOMAN SIR SHES BEAUTIFUL SIR SHE DIDNT TIP OVER A GOLF CART SHE CAN PLAY FLUTE
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2023-08-03 21:48:35

Oh really single women in my area want me on Threads Zuck? On God? No cap? Fr?
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2023-08-03 07:17:57

Allowing Italian Americans access to the Internet was the biggest mistake for society

2023-08-03 06:56:20

The amount of women that have told me I need therapy is in the double digits fellas
X to doubt
F to pay Respek
S to spit

2023-08-03 05:43:07

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@npub1a73…7y6q if you are able to take off 3 weeks straight of work, then you're not necessary for operations. Not necessarily lazy, just not useful. Also disrespectful to anyone they work with.
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2023-07-03 04:59:42

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@npub1fvt…ywkw the I don't have a relationship with my father starter pack. Including shitty tattoo, nose ring, and having over 20 sexual partners.

2023-07-01 09:34:01

>tfw no japanese cowgirl gf
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2023-06-20 07:39:41

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@npub1w5p…7gzp we got one in the mentions lol muh BSD Unix light laptop. Sorry I'm not so retarded i don't need to be protected from deleting my entire OS or ripping out crucial hardware, i can read thanks.

2023-05-25 09:48:21

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@npub1lar…q5vr @npub1hdj…ck09
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2023-05-25 09:32:55

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@npub1hdj…ck09
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