benthecarman
Carman

https://benthecarman.com

Doing some magic

Public Key

npub1u8lnhlw5usp3t9vmpz60ejpyt649z33hu82wc2hpv6m5xdqmuxhs46turz

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Profile Code

nprofile1qqswrlemlh2wgqc4jkds3d8ueqj9a2j3gcm7r48v9tskdd6rxsd7rtcpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgqguwaehxw309aex2mrp0yhxyetww35x2cmpwfkkzm3wvdhk6up86k5

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Last Notes

2024-09-06 13:44:16

https://image.nostr.build/f6a388b8cb47cfec7d82dfdf46acad71c615acbe094b46611aab72a01636bd16.jpg https://image.nostr.build/49c6e0a99faad17ae8d8ec8dee7d8b0b74fad275a93c911c5f9b1c684b394cb3.jpg

2024-09-02 15:27:27

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Yeah you have to get it from the logs

2024-09-02 01:30:01

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Has it been confirmed?

2024-09-01 23:34:59

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If you have a force closure, you just need to wait a few days

2024-08-31 02:30:59

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I'm on vacation in Europe and everyone here feels more on vacation than me

2024-08-25 12:49:22

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Why not

2024-08-21 13:23:40

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Lol this is more work than the entire bitcoin chain

2024-08-21 13:09:52

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No one is making money on nostr

2024-08-18 02:51:17

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So anyone can make a dvm without all the needed overhead

2024-08-17 21:34:20

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hmm what if there was a dvm that ran wasm code
https://github.com/benthecarman/wasm-dvm

2024-08-17 15:56:18

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Just make your ln address the one for open sats

2024-08-15 22:35:30

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Matt looks ai generated now

2024-08-15 04:57:28

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Yeah definitely, you already are trusting the oracle, gives you way more functionality

2024-08-14 22:32:49

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Yes, my favorite series

2024-08-14 09:40:22

Project Hail Mary was such a good book

2024-08-09 06:22:30

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The easiest way to do it is to just use custodial systems, which is the way everyone is going today.

2024-08-09 03:35:37

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Liquid and Fedimint are not layers, they are custodial solutions. Ark has lots of problems without covenants
I've never seen someone say concatenate is a powerful technology

2024-08-09 03:27:26

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Lightning is basically the only layer we can do with current bitcoin. Soft forks are needed to do more scaling. Not scaling on chain but with new layer 2 designs

2024-08-08 23:46:43

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Check your cargo lock, it might be giving you a newer version when you put it by the version number.

2024-08-08 23:21:01

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If it's a consensus rule it can work, mempool policy means nothing

2024-08-08 23:07:03

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Filters have no effect on the network.

2024-08-08 22:18:45

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Shitcoining on bitcoin has existed for over a decade and isn't going away. OP_CAT doesn't uniquely enable anything more, its just a scripting proposal that enables covenants and lots of other stuff.
Current bitcoin is moving towards custodians as scaling solutions which is the opposite of what we should be doing. Covenants are a good option for trying to scale this and OP_CAT is probably the most general covenant we could get.
OP_CAT was removed from bitcoin because there was no limits on it, that could have caused DoS vulnerabilites. Bringing it back with a limit (or with GSR) would be great imo. I don't think bitcoin would be dead if satoshi instead added a limit to OP_CAT instead of disabling it.

2024-08-07 21:31:50

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Everyone a hater

2024-08-07 20:36:53

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They have a pretty terrible dev experience

2024-08-05 19:00:56

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Appreciate it, love ya brother

2024-08-05 07:21:39

Forgot how funny superbad is. Movie holds up so well and man do I miss the high school / college days of house parties.

2024-07-25 07:08:18

Yo @npub19kv…e2qd cigs in the porch

2024-07-06 04:29:44

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It's a force close, not much we can do there. If you click on it, it'll give you a reason

2024-07-04 00:46:41

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Cln has an outdated version

2024-07-03 02:52:24

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💀

2024-07-02 22:07:02

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Blessed blunt rotation

2024-07-02 01:49:00

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At least you know that you keep seeing them

2024-07-01 22:14:20

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Need to build locally and only works with signet for now. Hopefully have it mainnet ready sometime this year

2024-06-25 10:48:23

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2024-06-25 01:00:28

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And figure out how to bind our backend to native apps

2024-06-25 00:40:59

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That's the point of dvms

2024-06-24 23:14:01

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Would require to rebuild everything lmao

2024-06-24 00:42:13

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Just don't put your phone in lockdown mode

2024-06-23 22:39:21

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No, apple broke this, nothing we can do about it

2024-06-22 00:19:37

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Their bitcoin team is separate from the rest, and their bitcoin team is absolutely cracked

2024-06-21 01:47:27

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One time I tried to do this and had to reinstall my os. Python environments are impossible

2024-06-20 21:00:06

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Looks like a good demo day 👀

2024-06-18 09:18:09

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I'll drop mine in the street to show people how it doesn't break

2024-06-16 07:33:14

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also means you'll vividly remember the best parts of your life, your children growing up, etc

2024-06-13 20:53:18

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No mutiny, rekt

2024-06-13 17:28:03

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signet-app.mutinywallet.com

2024-06-12 23:34:10

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^^ the lightning node that you open channels with

2024-06-12 23:01:17

New mutiny update going out today that fixes some bugs and will enable us to start testing a new LSP.
Need some beta testers for the new LSP! If you're interested please dm me and I can get you set up.

2024-06-12 21:20:55

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❤️❤️

2024-06-12 19:19:35

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Yeah sorry about that, our next release fixes this bug

2024-06-12 18:12:47

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You don't need to move the funds, they'll be restored when you rejoin

2024-06-12 16:11:31

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We had a bug with switching federations. You just need to remove and then re-add your current federation.

2024-06-11 18:32:20

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Lfg

2024-06-11 02:37:16

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My read most bitcoiners love sql after being burned by boltdb in lnd

2024-06-10 20:39:10

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Yeah that's the issue. It'll sweep within a few days and you can re open the channel

2024-06-08 17:37:20

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I guess you got it to work? Great!

2024-06-08 17:19:05

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Are you using a Fedimint or self custodial lightning

2024-06-06 21:10:39

Elon on Buisness Insider
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXKZB8RPUIk&pp=ygUbZWxvbiBtdXNrIGJ1c2luZXNzIGluc2lkZXIg

2024-06-06 20:33:39

@npub180c…h6w6 is more based than I thought

2024-06-06 05:49:25

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If you click on the channel close it should tell you the reasons, sounds like something else rather than the multi device stuff

2024-06-06 05:48:29

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We have these warnings for the admin page https://image.nostr.build/ef1514adce831ea9963d2af7df5b23e9a5f913ad877dede70f9cd201c849e3f1.jpg

2024-06-06 02:04:36

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If you have multiple instances of the same lighting node running, things break. We do our best to prevent you from doing this but it's not perfect.

2024-06-05 20:04:35

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But similar to ecash, you can atomic swap across ASPs

2024-06-05 20:04:08

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Yeah

2024-06-04 23:08:29

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We grew past 3 years ago https://image.nostr.build/f9ac85e996c3eb3f9dff0c9628e367202480e517a0c5f0eb4453bbcd591ab5f8.jpg

2024-06-04 04:22:10

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In computers we always start with 0

2024-06-03 22:27:52

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Their asking for a billing address to pay sales tax

2024-06-03 20:29:25

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Only if you pay for it which was already kyc lite

2024-06-01 06:51:36

Wow Rainey street is for tourists

2024-05-31 15:06:13

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It'll be a withdrawal from the mint. It uses one of their mints. No coinjoin needed

2024-05-30 19:48:13

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no homo though

2024-05-30 04:45:04

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It says it's open source but it's built on hole punch which is closed source. Seems pretty sus to me

2024-05-28 15:35:52

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think I have it working here, the upload works but not sure if that's because you guys aren't enforcing it yet
https://github.com/MutinyWallet/mutiny-node/pull/1191

2024-05-28 15:17:40

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pr made
https://github.com/rust-nostr/nostr/pull/442

2024-05-28 11:23:35

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We just use rust nostr, need a pr in there

2024-05-26 01:21:32

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🤡 so he has no confidence in bitcoin's security

2024-05-24 03:55:33

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Yeah don't think we implemented that. Can try to bang it out real quick

2024-05-21 08:31:03

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Have watched it multiple times, love that show

2024-05-21 07:33:13

I'm a sucker for shitty super hero movies but God damn madame web was awful

2024-05-21 01:45:55

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What do you mean

2024-05-18 07:07:02

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🥩🚀

2024-05-18 03:33:45

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By far, they're retarded

2024-05-17 20:09:23

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Transitors

2024-05-17 18:43:16

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Printing press

2024-05-17 18:26:17

We're so fucking back #note16y3…ru5n

2024-05-17 18:23:34

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👀

2024-05-17 00:56:13

https://m.primal.net/IHXO.png

2024-05-16 22:22:47

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LFG

2024-05-15 07:13:25

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I'm not sure if it's AIP but it's just
Top sirloin minced up. add olive oil, salt, pepper with meat in a bowl and mix.
Then take raw egg yolk, dijion mustard, chives, parsley, shallots, and lime juice, mix in a separate bowl.
Then mix the two together and serve.

2024-05-15 02:50:02

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Send pics

2024-05-14 04:38:04

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Have been using top sirloin per @npub1ejv…6q8x's recommendation and it's been great. Relatively cheap and tastes great

2024-05-14 03:32:37

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Only real prep is putting the steak in the freezer an hour before you start to make it easier to cut.

2024-05-14 03:24:05

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I'm riding the bear lol

2024-05-14 03:09:37

Steak tartare is stupid simple to make while still being pretty cheap, why would you ever eat anything else?

2024-05-13 20:14:56

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2024-05-11 21:53:09

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Yeah you're supposed to put slashes after the colon

2024-05-11 19:58:40

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I use telegram for a lot of my own stuff. It works great

2024-05-10 18:47:11

Do people have a good strategy for syncing content through nostr?
For Mutiny when we sync nwc, dm, etc we save the highest timestamp of the event we last synced, however this doesn't work the best because relays send us them in descending order so if the app is closed before we process all the events, we do not fully sync all the events.
Have been thinking of switching it to instead have it save the last timestamp of the last EOSE we received. To try to better ensure we sync every message first.
Does anyone else have a better strategy?

2024-05-10 00:11:07

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Voltage

2024-05-09 17:29:01

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Are you on android?