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2024-09-03 00:12:08

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want to play connect the dots with my tongue

2024-08-15 01:54:02

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2024-08-11 17:36:25

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Do I guess I'm old enough to be all y'all's grandpa

2024-08-03 02:42:39

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How do u make it through 5

2024-08-01 01:43:07

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I agree

2024-07-29 21:41:20

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Faggot

2024-07-29 21:40:37

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Nice nose!

2024-07-29 21:39:52

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What expertise? Of being a nigger?

2024-07-29 14:07:42

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My son's friends all became welders. They were making 75k a year out of high school. But they hated the travel and they all quit

2024-07-28 21:52:09

Silly ass dog
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2024-07-27 01:18:16

I had to stop watching Shameless cuz it reminds me too much of my childhood

2024-07-27 00:42:37

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2024-07-21 16:56:22

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You can take it out on me. I'm pretty tough

2024-07-20 22:20:22

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Deep fried bacon!

2024-07-19 23:51:15

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Your reward may not be on Earth

2024-07-19 03:04:52

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I'm almost 59 and my oldest just turned 21

2024-07-19 03:00:14

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Oh for crying out loud he's only 50?!??!

2024-07-19 01:12:27

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You're not contradicting me

2024-07-19 00:37:51

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You have a vivid imagination you could be imagining him

2024-07-19 00:20:05

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I don't think he's real

2024-07-19 00:18:14

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I'm in my chair. Trying to get out of it

2024-07-19 00:16:08

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I'll be your FWB!! 😍

2024-07-19 00:10:25

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He has a point

2024-07-18 04:02:07

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I'm sorry I meant you don't spend enough time here. With me. 😉

2024-07-17 01:05:20

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Just makes her more palatable

2024-07-16 03:40:00

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Pics

2024-07-15 23:32:08

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FML

2024-07-15 04:35:37

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Ugh I hate doing laundry. I cleaned the bathrooms and vacuumed and did the dishes.

2024-07-15 04:31:57

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Visiting her parents north of Chicago. I went up there for 5 days. My FiL is a dick so I don't like to be around him too long

2024-07-15 03:53:17

Wife is coming home Tuesday after being gone for a month. Time to do the dishes.

2024-07-15 03:52:33

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What if they just gag and don't actually puke

2024-07-15 02:39:28

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You mean sexy mode. 😈

2024-07-15 01:08:18

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Show your titties in support!!

2024-07-14 20:34:10

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Mine wants a compound with a 3 br main house and 4 1br tiny houses for the kids and/or guests

2024-07-14 15:06:11

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Well I'm up now so I'll make coffee and get ready for the day. Where you at today? Back home?

2024-07-14 14:55:08

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I don't need this kind of pressure I'm going back to bed

2024-07-13 19:37:30

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2024-07-13 18:38:51

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2024-07-13 17:39:30

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When it gets to the stall I wrap it and put it in the oven. I have zero patience

2024-07-13 15:24:12

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She has huge hands

2024-07-13 01:03:16

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Nobody will notice

2024-07-12 18:44:45

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Like my 15 yo when he wears a White hoodie

2024-07-11 03:56:53

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Never heard of the twat

2024-07-10 19:46:09

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We know who will win that

2024-07-10 03:56:50

If any of you gorgeous fedi babies would like to do me boobas I would appreciate it. I haven't seen boobas in almost a year. Thankee

2024-07-09 04:47:58

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I'd still do her

2024-07-09 04:14:43

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Por que why

2024-07-09 04:12:55

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You've gotten biblical lately

2024-07-09 02:34:27

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Endless breadsticks

2024-07-09 02:29:44

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He's scary

2024-07-09 02:28:14

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Mine are 10 yo and weigh about 11 lbs

2024-07-09 02:26:26

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Holy crap

2024-07-09 00:59:07

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How fat is he??

2024-07-04 04:25:52

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Well fucking eat something before u waste away

2024-07-03 03:40:58

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I built my own during covid u lazy fucking millenial

2024-07-03 02:53:23

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Thanks for that fucking ear worm

2024-07-03 01:48:08

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I didn't know you played for the other team. Or did u mean compared to the bull dykes that are usually in the women's prisons

2024-07-02 03:56:13

Early tiddy Tuesday
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2024-06-30 21:17:57

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Hope you have a great time!

2024-06-29 16:36:24

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Yup. But it's all they talk about

2024-06-29 15:37:29

Less than 24 hours at the in-laws in Chicago and FIL starts talking about the '85 Bears.

2024-06-27 01:36:04

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Dumbass. My niece is 22 and a fucking moron

2024-06-24 03:26:41

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2024-06-23 23:53:04

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I'm weird anyway

2024-06-23 23:29:20

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He's my hero

2024-06-23 23:01:02

Lord send me a big titty goth girl while the wife is outta town. Thankee

2024-06-23 22:57:09

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Or send me dms of your sexy fuxk yous to law enforcement

2024-06-23 22:45:38

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You need to be on camera more

2024-06-23 21:24:58

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And what is that

2024-06-23 21:17:56

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The best, most sexually fun gf I ever had was a redhead. I miss her. Her name was Brandy. She was a fine girl

2024-06-23 20:29:19

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That means you're at least an 8

2024-06-23 19:21:27

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I've been here 20 years and it has changed so much. I can't wait to leave

2024-06-23 19:11:13

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Omg drama queen!! One of the reasons we moved to this neighborhood is the pool and now it's overrun with spics and niggers

2024-06-23 18:55:52

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There's nothing but niggers and Mexicans at my pool today. Probably gonna have to leave

2024-06-23 18:13:43

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Are they nephews

2024-06-23 18:11:35

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Why do you put yourself through that

2024-06-23 03:21:51

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That's a line from a Rush song called Resist from the Test for Echo album

2024-06-23 02:02:36

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The wife said the dog didn't eat it

2024-06-23 02:00:54

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Oh God that would be like eating a coxkroach

2024-06-23 01:48:50

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My chocolate lab in Northern Illinois getting acquainted with a cicada
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2024-06-21 22:40:33

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Hopefully his spanking her ass and she's calling him daddy

2024-06-21 22:31:29

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Is she still bow legged?

2024-06-21 22:26:41

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Sp u leave for God knows how long and u expect us just to sit here waiting for you???? Well we did

2024-06-21 17:29:27

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You drive almost as much as I do

2024-06-20 13:56:49

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I am a big fan of goofy socks. Those are hilarious!

2024-06-19 01:21:42

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Whata cutie. Are u a single mom?

2024-06-16 04:39:44

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You probably don't need it.

2024-06-16 03:50:59

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I had massive crushes on them, the bangles and the go-gos

2024-06-16 03:21:32

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Tough guy eh?? I prefer to numb myself to the pain. Except I found out thebeer I've been drinking is non-alcoholic so I'm perturbed

2024-06-16 03:13:33

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Cooking something? Getting a haircut? Watching paint dry? Don't keep us in suspense!!

2024-06-16 03:09:36

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Going on a date??

2024-06-15 16:27:43

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It's like why does a dog lick his own balls. Because he can.

2024-06-12 21:44:54

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I bet you have some nice equipment

2024-06-12 19:03:26

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I have 3 slaves. I mean 3 sons that do it

2024-06-10 15:17:22

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Genesis

2024-06-10 03:28:25

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Go farther back.
And the lamb
Lies down
On Brooooaaaadway

2024-06-10 03:21:32

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Very nice! Kids are great. Especially if they're someone else's and you can give em back

2024-06-10 03:19:13

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Good man where u been hiding?

2024-06-10 02:54:18

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Meat is murder dude

2024-06-07 15:12:01

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*except weird college kids