Mysterious charmer

went to the gym to lift things up and put them down for the first time in ten years. My lifts are the right way around (deadlift heavier than the squat, squat heavier than the OHP) which is reassuring.

2026-01-10 09:22:20 GMT

Good news! I can stand up from my bed.
Bad news! Picking something up from the floor is a herculean task.

2026-01-10 09:16:53 GMT

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is the stuttering in the video data or is it just FF mobile being a pile of shit as usual

2026-01-09 23:28:06 GMT

AUGH

2026-01-09 22:54:07 GMT

Georgia guidestones typa shi
#note1yr7…m8dx

2026-01-09 07:04:22 GMT

When dirty blood gets into a kidney and leaves clean, call that Renal Circulation

2026-01-06 11:39:02 GMT

tai chi is manosphere-coded cc @npub1tzl…dc3m
#note1fhg…exs3

2026-01-05 21:18:05 GMT

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rest for a couple of days until they're healed, then wear pure wool Nordic socks since they're the driest in my experience

2026-01-05 12:37:25 GMT

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you don't run the risk of getting the runs in a cathedral

2026-01-05 08:06:50 GMT

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do you feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days?

2026-01-02 10:25:02 GMT

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well? are you? 🤨

2026-01-02 09:56:19 GMT

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This post will be used as a pin for my biggest Ls of the year

2026-01-02 08:28:15 GMT

Oh yeah baby, 2026 will be my year for sure

2026-01-02 07:08:08 GMT

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are you going to the penis explosion ~~chamber~~ city?

2025-12-29 13:03:50 GMT

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so how do thermostats work?

2025-12-28 22:27:35 GMT

This account is rated R for Retard

2025-12-28 10:19:51 GMT

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"oh this is very interesting phrase shut up" is what she was trying to say

2025-12-28 09:15:48 GMT

Silver to 500 in 2027 surely

2025-12-26 17:13:32 GMT

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we can see the trading cards but WHERE IS THE GAME

2025-12-25 23:18:55 GMT

I'd be interested in participating in a hypothetical "Fix a Femcel" government program

2025-12-25 01:11:30 GMT

sudo

2025-12-24 09:59:10 GMT

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madam I am part of the wiener-furnished elite, we don't do that sort of stuff

2025-12-24 09:45:54 GMT

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yeah it tired to rear its head but I waited long enough to make the urge go away :amespin:

2025-12-24 09:22:26 GMT

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I've been in bed for 13 hours and I'm not sure whether I still know how to get up

2025-12-24 06:24:56 GMT

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it's probably just anxiety

2025-12-21 22:02:55 GMT

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All done. It seems I/O reporting on htop is a bit wonky.

2025-12-21 18:53:42 GMT

Remember the Nextcloud snapshot I tried to take two weeks ago? Nine hours in, we're not even writing to disk yet

2025-12-21 11:50:05 GMT

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I had the readiness of mind to realize I have to run screen on the remote system before having to learn it the hard way. Do you have to do the same with tmux?

2025-12-20 10:42:45 GMT

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care to elaborate a bit?

2025-12-20 08:14:56 GMT

What's the terminal multiplexer with the sanest defaults and most predictable behavior between screen and tmux? Longtime followers (since two weeks ago) know I have a slow task to run and I'm considering using a terminal multiplexer for the first time in my life.

2025-12-17 18:32:09 GMT

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how's it going? business as usual?

2025-12-12 15:02:35 GMT

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does it clear up when it gets below freezing?

2025-12-12 14:06:56 GMT

@grips hopeless romantics when the weather is moody and mysterious:
#note1qjg…7d4d

2025-12-11 10:05:17 GMT

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weird, the frontend loaded but I was getting 500 errors. Last time the website didn't load at all.

2025-12-11 09:11:44 GMT

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what happened this time?

2025-12-10 13:05:53 GMT

[RMSA] Lovers to enemies

2025-12-09 22:08:15 GMT

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it's an E-mergency

2025-12-09 22:03:09 GMT

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DON'T MAKE ME GET MY BELT YOUNG MAN

2025-12-09 22:02:45 GMT

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NO
YOU WILL PLAY STRATOVARIUS AND YOU WILL LIKE IT

2025-12-09 22:00:26 GMT

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I'm taking my interface back

2025-12-09 18:31:48 GMT

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who farted and why is she smelling it

2025-12-09 05:13:02 GMT

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that's what I did in Malaysia :akkoshrug:

2025-12-09 03:40:37 GMT

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did you get that 💰?

2025-12-08 20:18:59 GMT

ef it, I'm going to bed
https://cawfee.club/media/2c/75/dd/2c75dddf78628e232f3c96ae6f7a8c35eb536ffaef3f87674e74d8a9f4501dd0.png

2025-12-08 14:53:49 GMT

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the difference between women and Pokemon is that one cozies up in your pockets and the other lives in a PokeBall

2025-12-07 07:51:10 GMT

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surely the attendants will be able to help you

2025-12-07 07:16:09 GMT

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walk to the restaurant carriage?

2025-12-01 08:10:45 GMT

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bacon pancake?

2025-11-30 12:54:17 GMT

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I've offered to pay him in the past but he refused, maybe I'll just have to send him shiny rock

2025-11-30 11:40:16 GMT

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touched too much grass

2025-11-26 17:45:26 GMT

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first I thought "wait, PS1 emulation wasn't even a thing when I was a kid", then I realized I belong in the retirement home

2025-11-26 17:13:59 GMT

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sorry I was a Nintendo kid

2025-11-25 21:11:54 GMT

Notice how no White man ever typed "cuz"

2025-11-23 14:31:02 GMT

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>bing bing wahoo controller in the background
:soyjak:

2025-11-18 11:44:47 GMT

Nigga Eiyuu Densetsu

2025-11-14 21:33:38 GMT

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I'd pay to see the system that drifts by over 30 seconds in its lifetime

2025-11-14 21:27:53 GMT

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TOTP usually last 30 seconds, no?

2025-11-06 20:24:15 GMT

tfw want to build a new PC but mine is still perfectly good 😔

2025-11-02 10:06:08 GMT

China collapse tomorrow, fellow patriots

2025-10-30 13:00:57 GMT

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squirreljak

2025-10-27 17:50:07 GMT

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I'm going to go out on a limb and hypothesize there's a strong inverse correlation between annual *wine* consumption (not beer or spirits) per capita and total suicide rate in any given country

2025-10-26 15:07:08 GMT

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this is actually a grudge spreadsheet

2025-10-23 17:43:24 GMT

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https://cawfee.club/media/ed/84/73/ed8473ba96945c356907c4b22a742e318be28c7011b40112f1b44f7b45e1b5f7.jpg

2025-10-21 12:07:28 GMT

@secalinum average Arab slaver
#note1xsy…7q5a

2025-10-16 11:17:15 GMT

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Michael Jackson looking ahh

2025-10-13 12:54:48 GMT

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I don't know if it still exists even

2025-10-13 12:53:53 GMT

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uuuuh pidgin?

2025-10-11 10:35:07 GMT

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I bet this would be extremely funny if I could read

2025-10-10 11:41:13 GMT

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bro hacked the mainframe

2025-10-08 15:40:59 GMT

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https://froth.zone/objects/603abb5e-4ca5-4789-ab70-c141e59ada16

2025-10-07 19:54:52 GMT

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dick space again?

2025-10-07 16:14:39 GMT

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try again? Maybe your current machine could make it run faster

2025-10-07 16:09:04 GMT

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I'm happy for you but also we already had Thunderbird in 2005

2025-10-02 19:39:20 GMT

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no, the video

2025-10-02 19:38:00 GMT

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white nationalists not think about naggers challenge level: impossible

2025-10-02 19:37:17 GMT

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why

2025-10-02 19:13:16 GMT

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what did he mean by this
https://cawfee.club/media/5f/69/f1/5f69f153326ffa67590db823fb989a7eb626f965fb9e4681fbde12cb4d49fdc2.png

2025-10-02 19:00:53 GMT

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>w*man
>yaps endlessly
checks out

2025-09-28 00:22:40 GMT

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brow too arched

2025-09-26 17:52:32 GMT

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didn't you just get this thing? Is the warranty only one year?

2025-09-26 17:00:08 GMT

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new PC?

2025-09-26 15:24:27 GMT

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400 of those are anime screenshots

2025-09-26 12:08:24 GMT

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I'm pressing the play button but nothing's happening

2025-09-24 17:17:02 GMT

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happening database set to eventual consistency

2025-09-24 17:10:20 GMT

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https://cawfee.club/notice/AxVMQuXi9ijqwy8IrY

2025-09-24 17:02:06 GMT

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cc @grips what does this remind you of?

2025-09-24 14:06:57 GMT

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(he said this last year as well)

2025-09-12 20:39:11 GMT

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cc @npub1lmk…85vl speaking of obscure rural food products, what does this remind you of?

2025-09-12 20:20:17 GMT

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clearly I am a cat in a shirt collar and tie

2025-09-12 20:15:18 GMT

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yes actually

2025-09-12 20:09:35 GMT

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I can't read a lick of this but I'll have you know I make sure to spell out every single semicolon in my speech

2025-09-09 03:15:02 GMT

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2025-09-08 18:00:29 GMT

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time to post this again
https://cawfee.club/media/03/e4/92/03e492e0c62014af082f5b2beee23a4cfc34f830626e37da0db3cec5d027a40d.jpg

2025-09-06 09:19:31 GMT

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happened to me as well some time back, I just had to try again later

2025-09-05 20:17:01 GMT

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I don't know whether the customer or my company's office were at fault, but this week I narrowly managed to avoid having to wait a day and a half for a load

2025-09-03 21:11:38 GMT

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and how would you know?