Obi-₿it Koinobi

Eh... I can't do ground beef for breakfast. Make that scrambled sausage and there you go.
Are HexClad good skillets? I've seen them called overrated/overpriced but I was thinking they just didn't like Gordon Ramsey.

2024-08-20 16:08:37

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I used to complain. I still do, but I used to too.

2024-07-30 04:35:40

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I want to concur, but I tend to inevitably incur.

2024-06-27 05:38:33

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Pulling out all the stops. Open borders, openly censorship-y, etc.

2024-06-26 18:02:16

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I'm holding out for Hoskinson Butter Sausage
#HBS

2024-06-22 06:17:47

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🎶 I am drunk in a box 🎶
https://image.nostr.build/56eb854940bdb3f0086befa3ada1039eccadf4ca3e98b3ffb1010555089d4eb6.jpg

2024-06-22 06:11:33

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I'd like to be able to tap on the reaction icon to open the panel and then tap it again to close. Right now it just re-opens and you have to tap on the post to close it, which can trigger unintended actions.

2024-06-21 06:33:38

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No such thing as ill-timed humor. Only ill-tempered curmudgeons.

2024-06-14 23:57:48

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Well damn.

2024-06-12 02:29:32

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I could tell them about some wind of mine.
https://imgs.search.brave.com/xYFjAjl9-b26ASIqGuihoe8XAc3VWsumUJppDU8zuG8/rs:fit:860:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9tZWRp/YTEuZ2lwaHkuY29t/L21lZGlhL0Q5RGVJ/QkpOTGNac2svZ2lw/aHkuZ2lmP2NpZD03/OTBiNzYxMXRsZnow/dWdvMmdsNzFxaW43/MDFxMDBueXN6OXpl/bmNic2RlbnRyazkm/ZXA9djFfZ2lmc19z/ZWFyY2gmcmlkPWdp/cGh5LmdpZiZjdD1n.gif

2024-06-12 01:09:04

#tunstr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmIqIVxUuKs

2024-06-11 10:42:46

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8SBukf2DxE

2024-06-11 10:36:03

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https://njump.me/nevent1qqsz6qtdsy0vmrszywr6p6dmgr6v4ucf42eamxpunnv9g77dl6drmysprpmhxue69uhkv6tvw3jhytnwdaehgu3wwa5kuef0qgswzdrw60wq4zz5h0tuklztfekxlglx399py2klfhm2d58ld7s3jgsrqsqqqqqpqrdfa7

2024-06-11 10:29:10

#tunstr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ErsWJw28XU

2024-06-07 08:52:07

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i wish she had the balls to engage all those commenters under her tweet, but she's too busy cashing the check she was paid for this attack piece.
Sidenote, for anyone wondering why the mystery behind Satoshi's identity? This would be exhibit A.

2024-06-07 08:42:37

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Someone should ask her if that's true then why the full-on weaponization of the legal system against Trump? Why the absolute ignoring/blacklisting of RFKJr?
Practice what you preach, Shrillary.

2024-06-06 23:07:09

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"Wherever you go, there you are."

2024-06-05 05:35:37

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https://image.nostr.build/3a1d3088adaeebf6527e3e00fcacba786a37a115b55c047358b1adab3f36a671.jpg

2024-06-05 05:09:13

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Will the app be available through fdroid/outside of the Play store?

2024-06-05 05:04:53

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https://media.tenor.com/EFbiIj9epz4AAAAM/what.gif

2024-06-05 05:01:23

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This seems like a lie. Gruntled sounds like something a curmudgeon would be. Disgruntled sounds like something a curmudgeon would be if he broke his leg whilst being gruntled.

2024-06-01 11:37:37

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I meant genres.

2024-06-01 08:49:51

@npub1yfg…v6vg
Will we be able to browse available songs by genre anytime soon? You've got "Trending Top 40", "New", and "Music Shows" and that's it. It'd be very useful for people who want to listen to specific styles to be able to browse artists that play those styles.

2024-05-30 10:07:26

@npub1qny…95gx Dude... lol
https://image.nostr.build/b4940c23e449a3a90963806d68bf1f05857774f67b90fbc35a3e8a41525d1486.jpg

2024-05-30 00:56:24

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Keeping my wallet warm.

2024-05-26 07:27:01

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People change their minds. Politicians typically only change their words.

2024-05-26 07:19:46

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Fear-mongering spin?
The infrustracture for the world's economy shouldn't be built by those just looking to capture it so they can recreate the gold standard on digital rails and sit on top of the world as the ultimate gatekeepers of humanity's future.

2024-05-26 06:40:58

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As the ETF was approved I felt the fomo rise up inside and start pricking my brain with bad thoughts...
What must I do to quell these thoughts, Master Yoda?

2024-05-26 06:36:55

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What would happen to the space time continuum if Trump freed Ross and pardoned both Assange and Snowden all at once?

2024-05-25 01:51:46

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It's a race now between The Simpsons and South Park. I don't get the continued airing of The Simpsons though. I haven't watched an episode of that in years.

2024-05-24 21:33:06

#tunestr #brendanobrien #rickbeato
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfoOvO6Xguw

2024-05-21 23:52:25

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Yes, just roll out the red carpet for that dystopian future they have such a hard on for.

2024-05-17 00:04:38

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You know it took a while for the image to load. Idk what to think for a minute there...
https://imgs.search.brave.com/MHNpzBue1yUou0DP3Q4FnZbE9nCJpeGVLlf9Q03TGKM/rs:fit:860:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9tZWRp/YTEudGVub3IuY29t/L20vUGl5X3Y1OW9z/QnNBQUFBZC9nZW9y/Z2UtY29zdGFuemEt/aS13YXMtaW4tdGhl/LXBvb2wuZ2lm.gif

2024-05-16 23:48:39

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Just promote Amethyst (or whatever other non-kyc option you like) instead. That's the only real solution. Primal gonna Primal.

2024-05-11 23:24:18

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Same way they reconcile Saylor's "bitcoin as a means of exchange is a distraction" bullshit: blindly.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/SWBHCLyhQA4AAAAd/blind-driver-drive.gif

2024-05-10 17:32:49

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Doesn't IQ level just indicate a person's capacity for knowledge and how quickly their brain can bring it from storage to active use?
Also, would you agree that there has been a purposeful and wholesale dumbing down of the general popluation in the educational system? Would you put the general intelligence of the population of 60 years ago higher or lower than the current population?

2024-05-10 17:17:27

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*nostrich eggs

2024-05-10 17:16:36

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The inability to edit ostrich eggs is such bullish.

2024-05-10 17:09:23

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Damn... now I want a coke.

2024-05-09 04:53:01

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All ads are propaganda.

2024-05-09 04:42:57

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Yuge if true

2024-05-05 23:54:08

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Nostreciate it.
https://gifdb.com/images/high/salute-dwight-schrute-fu17xxm2hc8iyz9l.gif

2024-05-04 05:36:28

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Fuckkit

2024-05-04 05:35:04

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If it's not obvious why they're so afraid of self-custody money then I can't be bothered to fathom what would be obvious.

2024-05-04 05:31:58

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Remind me to never move to Canada.

2024-05-02 08:25:15

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Ask him if he thinks regular people should be allowed to transact with bitcoin or if they should all be forced to use MSTRCoin.

2024-05-02 02:54:50

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*sigh*

2024-05-02 02:21:46

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Idgaf what the crowd does, I will never wear my pants inside out.

2024-05-01 01:55:26

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There are trillions of galaxies out there in the universe. Each person on earth could have a galaxy all to themselves out there and still have a shit ton left over for all those souls who've passed away over the millenia.
I'd really like to live long enough to all that so forever seems like it'd be just long enough.

2024-04-29 01:29:34

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By their bullshit definition merely handing a $5 bill to a friend is an unlicensed transmission of money.
The farce is strong with the Fauxderal Bureau of Indignation.

2024-04-28 02:31:10

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Unbelievably so.

2024-04-28 02:30:32

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Yes... it's transmitting its value back to the source from whence it came, far away from you.

2024-04-27 06:54:41

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Nacho cob, nacho corn!

2024-04-26 23:26:16

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My lungs aren't powerful enough to express the "FUCK YOU" that blared out in my mind.

2024-04-22 22:44:06

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And that's quite something... 🤯

2024-04-22 22:41:43

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He must've found the fountain of youth on one of those deep space missions.

2024-04-22 17:04:49

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Yes, I see my things tapping on this thing to print out a bunch of things telling you these things. I will now go tap the thing at the top to publish this thing.
Have a good thing.

2024-04-22 17:00:15

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Could just get a tattoo. That's literally a physical inscription.

2024-04-21 01:09:00

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Zeus "node in the phone" or Zeus run on Alby?

2024-04-20 12:45:33

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Is the bitcoin network a permissionless money transmittal service or is it a permissionless graffiti train? Why should it be both? Why should it be either?

2024-04-20 12:30:09

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Let's not mince words. Whorditards.

2024-04-20 12:26:33

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https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExbXZnMjhvb24zZjh3djhiMHc5dWtoa2M4OGF5OGZpeG1hNWJ1YWF3NiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/3oxHQrWxMdyOOwLHaw/giphy.gif

2024-04-20 03:42:34

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Deadpools
https://media4.giphy.com/media/RLW9YEaSBfBMt79fm4/200w.gif?cid=6c09b952qilyej3l7zhm7ep8ukzp9qc97ujakef6luyzkuyg&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g

2024-04-20 03:36:54

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Maybe one day I can track some of it down. 🫠

2024-04-20 03:33:18

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Fees must've smoked some of Snoop's stash.

2024-04-19 04:46:50

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Well I'm never getting a hair cut again. Damn it.

2024-04-18 23:17:21

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Bladder spatter

2024-04-16 03:21:51

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Nah, you're seeing things.

2024-04-16 03:20:18

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There's no way they will stop at "new accounts." I'm looking forward to the day they don't. I'm going to enjoy the shit out of deleting my account once and for all.

2024-04-16 03:15:13

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They at least got on some boxers?

2024-04-16 03:12:55

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And this is how bank robberies start.

2024-04-16 03:07:53

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🖖 The only way up is up.

2024-04-16 03:06:34

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Hope Michael Ver understands this.

2024-04-16 03:03:11

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https://imgs.search.brave.com/8PWzEHUN3x18JjL-S8qyllpizBm5nl3aJZKqQDcai0s/rs:fit:860:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cDovL3RoaXJk/bW9uay5uZXQvcG9z/dGNvbnQvMjAxMy8x/MC9wZXJmZWN0bHkt/bG9vcGluZy1wc3lj/aGVkZWxpYy10cmlw/cHktZ2lmcy04T1Fv/Sks3LmdpZg.gif

2024-04-16 02:48:48

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What if you're getting closer to the moon? What if it's not your eyes but the moon that's getting blurrierer?

2024-04-14 06:36:08

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I love when I check my client I can follow back to where I last read if I want. Chronological following is such an underrated feature. I feel like I'm swimming in circles on Twitter. I'll read a tweet from someone 8 hours ago, then another one from a day ago, then another one from half an hour ago. And if I accidentally pull refresh I'll lose a tweet I wanted to read.
Nostr clients all have warts, but they're getting better and better.

2024-04-14 06:11:32

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I read that briefly as "There's Jeep danger to denominating in dollars."
https://image.nostr.build/946a0a9c5bbe1961f4bde4dfc06b2bf67c197a0d91916f4c645d06cd226e9946.jpg

2024-04-13 21:09:17

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Whaaaaaaat?
I'm surprised Eagles music is available on any platform. I figured the only approved sales were of 8 track tapes sold out of the trunk of vehicles solely owned by the estate of Don Henley Incorporated.

2024-04-13 20:58:21

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I'll just refrain from using Primal and avoid their issues altogether. 🖖

2024-04-12 23:29:19

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Gimme

2024-04-12 22:37:17

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You might not have any shit to hide, but the ones looking up your asshole with a telescope might. And they might find some places in your cavities to hide their shit.

2024-04-12 21:03:56

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The push for Primal is kinda annoying.

2024-04-12 20:41:27

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They are paying for the "privilege" of throwing away colorful worthless pieces of paper. Technically, they are throwing away worthless pieces of paper to (hopefully) acquire more worthless pieces of paper to throw away.
I'm sure the fun can be found somewhere in there.

2024-04-12 05:01:20

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Odell ahead of the curve yet again.

2024-04-12 00:49:02

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Michael Ver sure can dance.

2024-04-12 00:47:09

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https://imgs.search.brave.com/oz1qeqhxntabJyV-8ciwur5eP4iiItKkl4ZT8y-bZIE/rs:fit:860:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9tZWRp/YS50ZW5vci5jb20v/WnR0VVJ5OTlLbjhB/QUFBTS9nb29kLWdy/ZWF0LmdpZg.gif

2024-04-12 00:22:04

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He doesn't get to dictate ossification, not even if he's right, no matter how much money he's leveraged and borrowed.

2024-04-11 05:41:47

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I thought MSTR was getting into lightning development.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2024-04-11 05:35:33

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WHY HAVE YOU NOT RENAMED YOURSELF ODANN?

2024-04-11 01:23:55

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Ossify it? Like gold? Just fuck all those pointless L2s and L3s that will make it accessible for future generations who won't be able to afford to access the L1? Ensure that it stays the play thing only of the wealthy?
https://imgs.search.brave.com/JDqOjS7Opwm9brIkSXEVNtppnvQsTC9xaXzwTtQTu3Y/rs:fit:860:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9tZWRp/YTEudGVub3IuY29t/L20vV2ROLWd6dEpj/LW9BQUFBQy9ndGZv/LXBhdWxpZXdhbG51/dHMuZ2lm.gif

2024-04-10 19:51:46

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Not to change the subject, but have you consideres joining the Dans today? ODANN?

2024-04-10 19:40:40

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He's not a Dan, is he?

2024-04-10 19:34:55

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https://media3.giphy.com/media/KyMG8HF0mYjcrswevX/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9527f6a2ymdeujuw76kme03x7agwmcxkgazn6cqzh1b&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2024-04-10 04:05:51

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That's odd as I thought the breakthrough was the store of value that is the means of exchange.
Do you think lightning/liquid/etc is all a waste of time?

2024-04-10 00:25:28

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So as long as you hold bitcoin, in the future you'll just be able to get coffee for free because you stored your value on chain? Sign me TF up!

2024-04-09 21:22:44

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I wanted to believe that Saylor's comments on Bitcoin not being an MoE was just a matter of fact statement that liquidity in the value of bitcoin going up, establishing it as a store of valhe, would just help adoption as an MoE in the future.
But the value of the peso being less valuable than the dollar doesn't stop Mexico from using it as their currency. Should anyone need to consult a chart on Trading View or ask Saylor or even a government permission to use a permissionless/freedom money?
The "digital gold" narrarive just seems arbitrary. His wanting to apparently corner the market on development, assuming that's true, makes his comments on bitcoin's use as an MoE seem far less "matter of fact" and more matter of motive. Like he wants bitcoin to stop at just being a store of value and not a means of exchange. That possibly makes him as much of an enemy of bitcoin as anyone else. Or if not an enemy of bitcoin then an enemy of anyone not bitcoin-rich enough to transact on the layer 1 in the future.

2024-04-05 17:06:50

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60 million millionaires won't all own a full bitcoin but 60 million millionaires owning at least a million sats each is more than possible at this very moment.

2024-04-05 01:49:30

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In the same way the blockchain is not an anonymous way to be a bitcoiner.