Master/Master's, I identify as a diety. Junk hauler by day, Pureblood Chalk Demon by night. Rogue Telvanni agent on the weekends. Enthusiast of all things Michigan and tin foil headwear. Very good at pissing - very bad at knowing which way the wind blows. Comic Sans 4 Life.
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Yay 😮💨 npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa Live like him npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/695/914/069/140/944/original/ef972325bbe13aff.jpg npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa You may say I'm a dreamer npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa The special edition juneteenth flavor is pretty damn good. npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa "Your sons tumor was caused by racism" npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa today is a great day for Jimmy Carter 🤷🏼♂️ npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/643/871/625/030/519/original/54dfc8f19a32b533.jpg npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/635/030/929/126/393/original/c3920fff9cdc92e1.jpg npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa trans shop said I have 2 bad motor mounts. npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa Take my truck into the shop. 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My huskies gave me PTSD... Praying he finds 'em. npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa this is the first time I've found a tick on a dog... npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa OH HELL NAW NIGGA!!! npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa Ma pussy ma pussy npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa well this is a great start... npub1v6p6zgdpz0x2ru7r2z2ze0stlu3pqsjf838u0aycp4f2v0lzs5rs2z9q4m AlphaKiloPapa https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/401/549/173/559/551/original/c021747af6242d82.jpg
