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2024-08-10 23:08:42

This is maybe 20% of all the peppers on the plants rn. I’m not sure how much a peck is but I’m thinking about doing some pickling tomorrow.
https://i.poastcdn.org/48ea970538b2a8fa812a4be1ae277be5bd949c2bfd5366f89e206322a5c9d0ed.jpeg

2024-08-10 19:33:04

TIL that CCR is the most popular band in 2024. No songs about drugs or degeneracy, just guys in flannel singing about rivers and boats. We're so back.
Taylor Swift sisters on suicide watch 🤣
youtube.com/watch?v=3RmQTYLD398

2024-08-07 00:15:56

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Dude yes, I noticed loads of those bugs on the thistle and NONE on my tomatoes or calendula this year. So it gets to stay every time I see it now.

2024-08-06 22:29:37

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Leaving some ”weeds” is 🔥, great advice. I leave thistle, native milkweed, and lots of wild black eyed Susans. I even let some of the poke grow in spots since the birds absolutely love the berries from them.

2024-08-04 00:25:40

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yeah there is something around here that keeps their numbers down, I’ve not spotted one since moving to this spot a couple years back. I thought maybe it was birds picking them off but we do have some kinda massive black wasp that comes around so maybe thats the deal.

2024-08-04 00:14:06

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They’re beautiful but unfortunately cannot be allowed to live. I have black light flashlights just for hunting them at night.

2024-08-01 23:09:33

Been doing so much dehydrating that my original Nesco started crapping out on me and tripping circuit breakers 😭 had to get a new one last week.
Here is a couple trays from the latest batch that’s running now. got opal basil, coneflower, calendula, cornflower (for the petals for adding a blue color to tea), and a MESS of holy basil all in there drying.
https://i.poastcdn.org/5a94b6a7d1dd76f69e95121c0f0480bc6279f2682aba965308b095a48f380129.jpeg
https://i.poastcdn.org/8521f27a8bc1dc78c449e6b922e47ea39c2702cae909bffe321e1810e6a27426.jpeg

2024-07-31 01:23:13

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Not having to battle the deer is the single upside to still dealing with living in town. I got pretty much all the other pests tho

2024-07-30 19:11:57

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My gran had that early model sable in a gold-champagne color and then later a mid nineties Taurus in dark purple. for my first car I was the 3rd owner of a baby blue 98 taurus, the one whose front end kinda looked like a catfish.

2024-07-30 17:56:39

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that and the packing cling tape that comes on the roll on a handle like a giant cling-tape caveman club.

2024-07-30 17:54:42

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darn I saw “Cat butt trophy” I’m retarded.

2024-07-29 19:33:06

There is this tiny tiny little copper colored spider that keeps dropping down from the ceiling on his little web to check me out. Yesterday he landed on my arm, just now he landed on my nose 😂 each time I carefully get him onto my finger and guide him back to the wall next to my desk.
It’s this little game we play now, I guess. he’s so little that its hard to get a non blurry pic of him.
https://i.poastcdn.org/4b354f32838fd69c5a0c352c7e082eb76976b7a82ab9c2e0f94a928bdd5011b6.jpeg

2024-07-29 03:09:57

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I have one of the interceptor utilities (basically an Explorer on steroids) and I love it. easily the most comfy ride I’ve ever had.

2024-07-29 01:23:14

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I was cleaning up my potting soil mess in my basement today and started to consider that maybe I’m unknowingly the dirt man. I do have a lot of dirt in my lair that I put there…

2024-07-29 01:21:48

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I knew what you were talking about even before I clicked your comment to see what the context was
it’s been in my head on a seamless loop all day

2024-07-27 00:51:54

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Everyone in my family including my younger brother only calls them that. I didn’t know them as their real name until I was in my 20s

2024-07-26 02:30:33

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oof hoping this is win11 only and not win10. gonna check on these KBs, if it also impacts win10 that might be a big problem at work soon, BitLocker is enabled on every machine.

2024-07-25 18:45:09

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BBC trying to claim its a homeless shelter and not what it clearly is.

2024-07-25 03:07:59

I was feelin kinda down today and this showed up in my yt suggestions. i gave it a watch and it made me feel better. helped me get outside for a little bit.
youtu.be/FB5_NmqTOm8?si=nIgGErLWxtGDATyWLe1ubE

2024-07-24 21:03:51

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in their corporate openings they have a position titled Category Analyst - Nicotine. sounds fun!

2024-07-24 20:52:24

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Uhhh I think I need to move to TX if real. I’d gladly go be a store manager for that number.
I wonder what kind openings they have in corporate for an MBA :think_bread:

2024-06-30 02:13:18

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Thanks! I go through about 25-30 of those rectangular bales a year. it breaks down into some really nice black soil in just a couple seasons.

2024-06-29 15:57:39

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2024-06-29 15:14:48

The propagation station (literally just my work desk) is looking good. The tomato suckers are rooting up nicely and the basil will be soon. I had a few of each of these die off in the garden so I’m firing up some replacements. My weird brain won’t allow me to just leave holes in the beds. #bloomscrolling
https://i.poastcdn.org/3fc8db19f277fc99d2d217f563c92a2fde3eed70bb53e8154f8e4eb0dd8361da.jpeg

2024-06-29 02:48:02

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I crossed paths with him once at a convention, he is not a large man. super nice guy, very friendly, but short with narrow shoulders.

2024-06-28 22:27:13

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Wow that’s awesome!! I never knew it was so useful, I’ve always just grown it because the bees seem to really enjoy it and I like the colors. thank you for the info!

2024-06-26 18:51:19

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That has always been my feeling on it as well

2024-06-26 17:53:38

I can’t decide if buying crypto is basically a scam and i’d be stupid to invest OR if I’m already the stupid one for having never done it. What do?
https://i.poastcdn.org/33aefb7018575ee7aad2a143026fed05e739d7f4b2fd05ef37f5e7eb90737596.jpeg

2024-06-26 02:45:01

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I’m happy for them.

2024-06-25 15:05:37

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I love the music on this

2024-06-15 15:47:49

GM friends I hope you have an excellent #caturday !
I am going back to school and starting my orientation this weekend, I’m excited!
https://i.poastcdn.org/e4183a5451b1f6195a56bb0e507e4f74241b9d1b9c4194461babb8ba81597a42.mp4

2024-06-15 04:04:39

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I hope your pup gets better very soon 🙏

2024-06-14 19:46:39

Happy #Caturday to friends in Asia and Aussieland. Bruce is having a nap rn, I wonder what he’s holding in his paws in his dream? Maybe a mouse.
https://i.poastcdn.org/a4232abbe197699ad594db991eb709416953a38fe2684aba0e0efcca26580672.jpeg

2024-06-14 04:32:42

What do you call it when someone falls down in a patch of nepeta cataria?
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a nip slip.
hort.extension.wisc.edu/articles/catnip-nepeta-cataria/
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2024-06-13 15:26:39

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Bookmarked, thank you!!

2024-06-13 05:56:30

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that roller has no paint 😅

2024-06-13 05:53:41

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it really is, it’s a neat tradition. it really motivates me to try new things in the garden and gives me a reason to try new/differnt preserved goods since that seems to be my wheelhouse.
i get ideas years in advance haha.

2024-06-13 05:49:12

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its for homemade herbal tea. or could be used in baking, cooking, etc.
at the holidays my fam does a Christmas gathering where we exchange homemade gifts only. this year I’m doing a tea sampler for about 20-25 people as one of my gifts. I’ve got about 4-5 different kinds Ive been thinking about.

2024-06-13 05:46:22

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Oh shid that sounds really good. if you try it and its 🔥 I’d love to get a copy of it. I got gobs of lemon balm everywhere, always looking for ways to use it.

2024-06-13 05:13:56

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if i ever have enough ground at my disposal to make that happen I will give it a go. I watched some vids on how to do it with lavender and it seems doable.

2024-06-13 05:12:02

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me too. I once encountered it used in the making of brownies and I thought that was really neat.

2024-06-12 22:14:42

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I’ve fibbed my way into every job I’ve ever had. then taught myself the job as I was doing it.

2024-06-12 22:02:09

It’s like 1 degree warmer today than yesterday and His Majesty is laying in front of the fan.
https://i.poastcdn.org/06f82e3c1ac7ba52c2615c23df35f49aed8cb09d92903b5efa30bd139144d98a.jpeg
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2024-06-12 15:12:04

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One of the many reasons I will only buy properties built in the 1940s or earlier (Watch out for asbestos though).

2024-06-10 17:48:46

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Oof yeah that’s gross. some day I want to have my own chickens so I no longer have to worry.

2024-06-09 21:28:40

the sweet potats are officially planted. only about a week behind my original schedule.
it’s getting to that time of the season where planting starts to get away from me and things get in later than I intended. while it’s not as bad this year as previous years since I tried to get a leg up on things in early spring, I think there are several tasks I should have still done earlier than I did.
one of these years I’m finally going to be on schedule with every crop.

2024-06-09 18:50:36

Wild, I was just this morning semi-joking about wearing one of these during my outdoor chores.
#note1nsj…9xjd

2024-06-09 16:30:38

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I almost sliced the side of my neck with the end of a tpost yesterday (it fell onto me as I was positioning the post driver - probably should have been a 2 man job tbh). now I’m rethinking NOT wearing a chainmail gorget whenever I’m working in the yard. It’d probably look cool with my bibs and may make my neighbors uncomfortabl.

2024-06-08 15:24:48

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Moar cow-content pls

2024-06-07 17:47:30

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Literallyme

2024-06-07 14:53:04

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Pepe is a thing everywhere since 2016 :) the German gamer kids have used it since then for sure.

2024-06-06 21:46:30

Starting another batch of lemon balm in the dehydrator. Got about 3qts dry put up and there’s more growing out there than I could use in 5 years. It’s now spread to other areas of the property and I’m not sure how but I’m fine with it.
https://i.poastcdn.org/a66193f510aebd061387af0c8fc7f724f1dd88ca3bf569dc8f5cb43f6be75cf3.jpeg

2024-06-06 20:43:52

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The boomer fears the skibidi toilet series (bc they don’t get it).

2024-06-05 17:26:35

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interesting, I put it in my coffee and it dissolves. I’ve not tried it in a cold/room temp drink though. you’re right that it’s the most cost effective.

2024-06-05 17:18:19

creatine enjoyers - what is your preferred brand? My canister of the Nutricost stuff is almost out and I’m looking for suggestions.

2024-06-05 16:10:16

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I hate that the Birds Aren’t Real bros ended up being right. I’m praying this isn’t real. I love birbs and don’t want to live in a reality where I can’t trust them not to be feds

2024-06-04 22:58:22

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agreed, I like my old building, it “breathes”. ive never owned any newer than 1920 construction and I’ve been happy.

2024-06-04 22:48:00

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I pressure canned beets, carrots and potatoes all for the first time last year. the carrots were mushier than I wanted, the beets did okay and the potatoes were perfect. I saw on yt a lady who “dry” cans her potatoes and I think I might try that this year.

2024-06-04 22:32:27

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I did pickle them. I actually pressure canned them bc I hate how hot and sweaty water bath canning makes the kitchen. plus pressure canning is just faster. I did them for 10min in hopes they won’t be too mushy, will see.
I did my carrots last fall for like 30 min and imo it was too long, I may try 20-25 min this year.

2024-06-04 22:27:08

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SHE MAKES YOU CHEESE? That’s a keeper right there.

2024-06-04 21:33:58

I gotta go pick peas AGAIN today. depending on how that goes it might be an evening of moar canning. here’s the previous round of dillerpeas. Can’t wait to taste test them in a couple weeks. they’ll either be 🔥 or weird and gross.
https://i.poastcdn.org/53430c2936f0a31f34b01d75e80d3b27e814d01a49a5d313c40e59b69440d67b.jpeg

2024-06-04 01:41:42

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It’s amazing how agile they are in the water vs how the waddle on land

2024-06-01 16:32:15

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oh yeah I don’t play around outside if there’s thunder. my military days really beat the “lightning within 5 (miles)” thing into my head.

2024-06-01 16:26:02

GM Friends and happy #caturday! It’s going to be rainy most of the day so I’m going to maaaaybe do a bit of rainy planting but more likely i will be canning up some dilly snap peas. The bounty is already more than we can eat fresh after the second round of picking.
https://i.poastcdn.org/e7627b8e0d5461edb93df0e939cd84459e194c87b6e1fd81f6049b7d538a9f70.jpeg

2024-06-01 02:52:04

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yes!! the ones I heard did not undulate in tone, just the steady eeeeeeeeeeeee

2024-06-01 02:47:39

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I was on the freewway today doing 70 with the windows open and I could hear them loudly over the wind and road noise. it was so rad!

2024-06-01 02:42:18

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I don’t like that people are trying to connect one of my favorite buggerinos to dumb fear porn propaganda 😤

2024-05-31 20:46:51

I think this song was recorded in a slightly “out of tune” frequency compared to a=440 and when I try to play bass along with it the very slight dissonance drives me a bit crazy 🤪
youtu.be/wL54kBsWUhU?si=nIgGErcDTZdndWxM8wlf46

2024-05-30 21:20:45

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Would (buy and wear)

2024-05-26 17:30:44

I used to do 40-50 pushups every single day for about 2 years but had to stop when an unrelated shoulder injury popped up and took 6 months to heal.
I’m finally starting them back up. I’m on day 5 and even though I’m not in terrible shape and am quite active, I’m still sore all over - even in places I’m not convinced make any sense 😅 I would put forth that if you’re only going to do 1 thing for strengt/body improvement, pushups would be it.

2024-05-26 16:39:28

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if you don’t like that look, don’t look up palazzo pants - they’re getting very popular and they’re basically linen JNCOs for fashionable ladies.

2024-05-26 16:32:47

Gm friends! i hope you have a very nice Sunday. It’s time for peas here.
https://i.poastcdn.org/a156f9ae614bad7892ea7df03d51713b6ef4a9b825b67cea736300db5d78edd6.jpeg
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2024-05-26 04:25:59

Plz respond. #caturday
youtu.be/8dVQ0813KVM?si=nIgGErR9PRxb7qXyfien2g

2024-05-24 15:11:07

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I saw one where a dude was using the massive Costco sized hershey syrup bottle as a water bottle at the gym 🤣

2024-05-23 15:46:38

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I enjoyed her reaction at the end. when they’re retarded but can realize it and laugh at it - that’s keeper material.

2024-05-23 15:38:36

gm everyone and happy pre-Friday! I woke up with this song in my head so i thought I’d share:
youtu.be/sWqk-jcxGfw?si=nIgGEr9-RoHWxzxQ1SnR_n

2024-05-21 16:26:29

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Is that Messi the Puma? 😻

2024-05-21 16:16:01

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10/10 would pat

2024-05-19 16:53:50

GM everyone I hope you have a very nice sunday. Mine will be sunny and garden-y.
https://i.poastcdn.org/fdd414aa1e03728c54fa0654168efd7de8b22029017d8bf6e2eb7bb3a7783426.jpeg

2024-05-19 03:44:58

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They all are

2024-05-18 01:46:43

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Ooh that’s a good one. I’m about to go play my bass along to some CCR, maybe I’ll try learning this one too.

2024-05-18 01:44:25

drugs are bad mmmmmk
youtu.be/0VZuA7iJY4Y?si=nIgGErJ1FAMRnHOny5apr1

2024-05-18 01:39:40

I’ve also never been. Literally me.
youtu.be/GQ6Gp_WybNM?si=nIgGErfLAALRC9vjr3VfTQ

2024-05-13 20:28:25

They’re questing together. That’s pretty sweet.
#note15w8…eer9

2024-05-12 21:09:52

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I call that Nap Roulette

2024-05-11 16:30:47

Gibs him snaccs nao
#Caturday
https://i.poastcdn.org/bea43ace84460c54df81d2ebe3a779e4a14735284cab539bd289a1e01d6465c9.mp4

2024-05-11 15:32:24

GM and happy #Caturday!! I hope everyone has a great day, and that I can share my good mood with you all.
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2024-05-10 15:41:43

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This has reminded me that I need to start my purple creeping thyme for my garden walk paths.

2024-05-08 22:03:44

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that definitely happens to me. I must be hollow inside, sometimes my burps are very loud and sound like some kind of demon beast

2024-05-08 22:01:25

Anyone else say “excuse me” to themselves if they burp and theyre alone? Or am I just weird?
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2024-05-08 15:11:58

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I love that idea. I’m also not above taking over the yards of abandoned houses. I often wonder how many people loathe having to maintain a yard and would gladly let me garden theirs in exchange for some of the fresh produce. Unfortunately I’m way too shy to even ask.

2024-05-08 14:59:02

My seeds/seedlings are only about 40% planted so far and I’m already starting to realize that I may not have enough room with the beds I currently have planned. Anyone else have this problem? I think my solution will be to just widen all the beds I already have by a few more rows. And of course I’ll have to buy more mulch to account for it. Some day I’ll get my plant to sqft ratio figured out.
https://i.poastcdn.org/cc2d21d9ec5d20c80a7b9ea0595c4b9266fa7d720d80a78bc4c743ebd3481324.jpeg

2024-05-08 14:49:40

GM everyone! it’s sunny and beautiful here today. I may try to sneak away from my desk and plant a few things - I’ve got a flat of calendula that is ready to go in. I can’t wait to see them bloom - I mixed together a few different varieties from the ends of seed packs and I have no idea which are which so it will be a surprise!
https://i.poastcdn.org/c62c8321d98f8a8635ee9fe8e94250b76f2ac94b05aa710ffbd68875e0b82d63.webp

2024-05-07 18:54:35

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Ryan Hall Y‘all is the best. I left it on to sleep to last night.

2024-05-07 15:03:36

GM frens. I have a kitty in my lap while I enjoy my coffee. Seems like a good start to the day.
https://i.poastcdn.org/c6b248fb763c6d0d90805421d2a6807b144ca618bf0fcdef93abea11230aed72.jpeg

2024-05-07 04:25:12

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> if you don’t stop making that face, it will get stuck that way

2024-05-04 17:58:21

This #Caturday morning we took the boy with us for the coffee + mulch-getting excursion. He had a great time enjoying the breeze and the smells. He then did some patrolling of the property when we got back, now its naptime.
https://i.poastcdn.org/85e65578b382fe9e83807448d474257e0c8d25b4db7b248c88845fdfe87fcc86.jpeg

2024-05-04 16:59:42

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My black cat does this!!

2024-05-04 16:08:51

GM frens on this beautiful #Caturday !! I hope you have a wonderful day - I will try to get some garden updates poasted for you today.
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2024-05-04 03:36:31

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The only time I tried dabbing I got so violently too high that I googled if it were possible to die from it. I didn’t remember doing it until I opened my browser a few days later.