Sir Matt

Knight of the Zeta Reticuli star system. Making websites for fun and profit for over 20 years!

Website: https://greenzeta.com
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2026-08-11 01:33:28 GMT

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God invented sheetrock so you can put holes in your walls and not care.

2026-08-10 11:11:49 GMT

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https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/070/908/991/304/039/original/b8e8af5f34582904.mp4

2026-08-10 03:03:13 GMT

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Biden't been living on borrowed time for at least 20 years.

2026-08-09 00:51:42 GMT

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Saves me 23 minutes

2026-08-09 00:43:39 GMT

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American women can fix this.

2026-08-08 17:50:06 GMT

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And it's the recruiters who are stupid?

2026-08-08 17:40:47 GMT

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I'm not sure it's stupid so much as apathy.

2026-08-07 02:40:11 GMT

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When I was in college it was mac n Cheese with a can of tuna

2026-08-04 01:49:03 GMT

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Like most loud animals, you just have to move the source of agitation out of view.

2026-08-01 00:16:05 GMT

Fauci will:

2026-07-25 23:40:01 GMT

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I think my boss was wearing that shirt the other day. I only saw the top and thought it was a chart.

2026-07-04 12:37:46 GMT

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Let em drive up the prices. The AI demand will wind down soon and suddenly they'll have a massive inventory with no buyers. RAM will be close to free. And that's assuming no one is working on supplying the consumer side now. If there are, the suppliers will pay us to take it.

2026-07-02 12:59:21 GMT

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Because the phone is cumbersome. Unlock -> wait -> tap app -> wait -> tap record button. This is just a button that's always there and works immediately.

2026-07-02 12:45:24 GMT

My Pocket recorder finally arrived. Took over a month, which they did apologized for. Device works great, exactly as expected. I use their web hook to send the transcript directly to my own personal AI and do all the processing on my end. So I can't speak to their app features. The one drawback that's kind of a deal breaker for me is that it doesn't sync in the background. I have to actively open the app after recording to process. So I can't just rattle off todo items which is what I wanted to.
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2026-06-03 22:51:31 GMT

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seems like the story is still ongoing.

2026-06-03 21:01:48 GMT

This Bricks and Minifigs story is incredible. This Reckless Ben guy is everything Michael Moore should have been in the 90s if he wasn't such a lazy fat fuck. We need so much more of him and Nick Shirley. I'm really hopeful for the future seeing these guys work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wscQpkcwgNU

2026-05-03 22:03:26 GMT

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2026-04-27 00:16:06 GMT

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not quite

2026-03-01 03:58:31 GMT

Do you care about the Iran strike?

2026-01-16 19:10:11 GMT

The OpenAI voices are a bit disappointing in the context of a personal assistant. They all scream Corporate HR person. I want a voice that's friendly with just a hint of sexual attraction. Something that says "We're just friends, but secretly I want to fuck you."

2026-01-13 12:00:41 GMT

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I bet she gives lousy head too.

2026-01-12 14:17:22 GMT

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Granted, the ears are a bit distended, but I don't think that warrants a medical evacuation.

2026-01-12 14:05:33 GMT

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It was in the 80s

2026-01-12 13:45:34 GMT

Is Planet Fitness secretly the next evil empire?

2026-01-12 13:44:07 GMT

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So you realize that the official information is bullshit. Now you have to realize that this guy's information is also bullshit. The whole "now we know" cycle doesn't stop at anyone.

2026-01-11 04:01:19 GMT

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1F5PUl4j9KY

2026-01-08 23:29:10 GMT

What portion of a woman's identity is attached to her hair?

2026-01-08 19:16:22 GMT

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I've been saying for decades that we must abolish medical insurance. Pay everything out of pocket. Sure, some people will get hurt, but people are getting hurt anyway. Emergency room shit, that's all insurance should ever cover.

2026-01-06 13:36:08 GMT

A good chunk of my mother's family was wiped out by the Nazi invasion of Poland. And my father's family (most likely but unconfirmed) owned slaves.
So how about we skip the middle man and have the white Germans pay reparations to the black Americans?

2026-01-06 13:20:03 GMT

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Wegmans is such a useless grocery store. It's a boutique shop pretending to be a grocery store.

2026-01-06 00:38:06 GMT

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How'd they get a copy of the check?

2026-01-05 17:21:55 GMT

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I love how the defense is always: "It's strange that you're so interested in that offensive thing I just did?"
Like when the doctors are mutilating children's genitals: "It's strange that you're so interested in children's genitals?"

2026-01-05 03:29:22 GMT

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No link. Gotta assume it's fake.

2026-01-04 02:27:38 GMT

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https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/834/464/249/467/994/original/c90a6eba89794afb.webp

2026-01-04 02:16:42 GMT

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That was Cora in the photo. Didn't recognize the face. But I thought, who else would he be searching for?

2026-01-04 02:06:17 GMT

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Sorry. I was trapped in the grid but then the power of love got me out.

2026-01-03 23:33:58 GMT

I'm going in! If I don't post after 2 hours, send an ambulance.
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2026-01-03 23:31:00 GMT

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Marvel did do the ALF comics. This might save the MCU.

2026-01-03 20:56:33 GMT

I'm going to go out on a limb and predict that Tim Walz will run and be re-elected Governor of Minnesota. I think the people of Minnesota really are that stupid.

2026-01-02 15:57:19 GMT

Who's the most stupid?

2026-01-01 22:39:00 GMT

I've been to quite a few daycare centers. ALL of them had reception areas that were open to entry during business hours. Usually with the head manager's office adjacent where you could discuss admissions. The locked-for-safety doors are beyond that point.
I could understand finding one legit daycare closed during business hours. But over dozen, within a day's driving distance, is not possible on a weekday.

2026-01-01 18:52:38 GMT

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I hate people in general.

2025-12-31 04:57:27 GMT

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😂

2025-12-28 21:07:47 GMT

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Good riddance. Android Auto is terrible.

2025-12-27 03:44:18 GMT

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I'm gonna 5 grand down on "nope".

2025-12-26 05:06:18 GMT

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cannons would work too

2025-12-26 03:49:57 GMT

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As a long-time parent, I love to do this to other parents.

2025-12-24 02:07:35 GMT

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You'd think they would have learned from the Obama birth certificate. But, nope, government workers really are that stupid.

2025-12-24 01:42:19 GMT

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I always wanted the one that went up the wall.

2025-12-24 00:59:04 GMT

Never forget🙏🏻
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2025-12-23 23:54:30 GMT

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There is no mix-up a shim can't fix-up.

2025-12-22 15:42:27 GMT

Every day I hear another person talking about how the AI bubble will burst. This only makes me confident that the AI bubble will not burst.

2025-12-22 01:30:57 GMT

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I don't know about the holocaust, but I'm pretty convinced that Hitler wasn't a real person.

2025-12-21 23:22:27 GMT

Stole these off of instagram. Thought they were pretty good,
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2025-12-21 00:38:39 GMT

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For the family, I pay for All the majors plus a few of the minors.
However, I can't stand the multiple apps that are unusable when they work.
So, for myself, I pay for a Debrid service (~$30yr) and use that with Stremio.

2025-12-20 23:21:01 GMT

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Odd. Iron Man is the only reason I remember that guy's name.

2025-12-20 21:22:12 GMT

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more commonly known as the Trump strategy.

2025-12-19 22:51:55 GMT

Which will kill us first?

2025-12-19 14:10:11 GMT

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Wow. I was just catching up with the original shooting. That IS damned convenient.

2025-12-19 13:55:01 GMT

BREAKING NEWS!
Woman doesn't appreciate what she has.

2025-12-19 04:12:17 GMT

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covers filing too. Same as if I bought the box.

2025-12-18 17:25:23 GMT

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I think it's any installable software you can download off their site. Which used to be the case for TurboTax now they just give me the key and I have to download it off of Intuit site

2025-12-18 16:24:54 GMT

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yeah. Kindle books. The occasional movie. And I use it to get free Turbo Tax every year.

2025-12-18 15:34:49 GMT

Save up stuff you don't need right away and buy then no-rush during the Christmas rush. $4 credit for a $10 purchase. Normally I have to spend over 200 to get that.
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2025-12-18 13:57:53 GMT

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Probably to make himself more approachable to minors

2025-12-18 13:55:04 GMT

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Were they fined for each individual card?

2025-12-18 05:12:56 GMT

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The fact that this has to be a law bothers me so much. People should not want to be mutilated. People should not have blind faith in doctors.

2025-12-18 03:47:51 GMT

Grocery prices at the WalMart today were generally down a bit. A direct contrast to Aldi last week were prices were generally up a bit.

2025-12-16 20:31:56 GMT

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I picked up on this a few years ago because my mother in law exhibits all the signs of NPD. I kind of inadvertently nipped it in the bud by overtly disliking her. She has two other children-in-law and the other two she just bashes mercilessly behind their backs. Now that she's getting older, no longer to their backs. I get away relatively unscathed with "My son-in-law hates me."

2025-12-16 19:59:21 GMT

Why Women Get Away With Narcissism (3 Patterns You’ll Recognize)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXCRI6u1bl8

2025-12-16 03:31:20 GMT

Have you ever received a Christmas bonus from your employer?

2025-12-16 00:11:52 GMT

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Here you go
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2025-12-15 23:57:25 GMT

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2025-12-15 23:48:24 GMT

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I went with gold. The rest look like there's surgery involved.

2025-12-15 13:38:09 GMT

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Good thing they didn't have a gun. Someone might have been killed.

2025-12-15 13:37:19 GMT

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AI?

2025-12-14 23:20:15 GMT

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Is it possible to live on $57k in Cambridge Massachusetts?

2025-12-13 15:57:47 GMT

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Fuck you! Color lights are the only lights.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/713/077/877/885/696/original/091914677bf200a8.webp

2025-12-13 14:52:40 GMT

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Only a satanist would know that much about white lights... and satanists.

2025-12-13 14:46:13 GMT

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Love that image. But, honestly, trees with all white lights are for old people and satanists.

2025-12-13 14:40:37 GMT

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Funny. I always thought the movie was extolling the virtues of socialism.

2025-12-13 03:28:39 GMT

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Not that I know of. Regardless of what tool you use, the result depends on the image. I've had both great success and epic fail from Illustrator's built in trace feature.

2025-12-13 03:25:54 GMT

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They're all too big. Those things are liable to suffocate someone.

2025-12-12 21:40:17 GMT

If "It's a Wonderful Life" had any redeeming quality, it would have been remade by now.

2025-12-11 15:00:25 GMT

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I work from home. How can I participate?

2025-12-11 14:51:16 GMT

David Letterman: Donald Trump Is a ‘Fool’ Who ‘Should Expect and Examine Every Bit of Ridicule He Receives’
Discuss...
https://variety.com/2025/tv/news/david-letterman-donald-trump-fool-1236605693/

2025-12-11 00:34:32 GMT

I'm at the mall. Should I buy jewelry from the kiosk run by a guy that looks like Pussy from The Sopranos?

2025-12-11 00:09:45 GMT

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how many dollars can I get for a Robuck?

2025-12-10 03:08:19 GMT

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Wait... So all you have to do is mint a coin with a picture of yourself on it, and you become king of the United States?
TO THE FOUNDRY!

2025-12-10 02:44:14 GMT

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I'm sure the movie about it is going into production right now.

2025-12-09 18:37:25 GMT

Big Mike says they never thought of Whitehouse as "our house." Doesn't Adam have a clip of Barack Obama referring to the Whitehouse specifically as "my house?"
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-fires-back-after-obama-s-renovation-slam/ar-AA1S0KHk

2025-12-09 13:31:12 GMT

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That's the give away. They set out to do a "mansplaining" video. This was plan B.

2025-12-08 13:17:17 GMT

It's December 8th and the high school is already on its second snow day. At this rate, they won't be able to finish the school year.

2025-12-07 00:08:26 GMT

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Agreed! Menopause should be illegal everywhere.

2025-12-06 14:07:37 GMT

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Don't worry. When they get loose, it'll be another thing we can blame global warming for.

2025-12-06 03:47:22 GMT

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And being right. They also care about being right.

2025-12-03 13:47:51 GMT

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This story is suspicious. I buy A LOT of stuff from WalMart. Always with my credit card. I have never received email of any kind from a store purchase. Only from a website purchase.

2025-12-02 03:10:45 GMT

What's your favorite sitcom Christmas moment?
I'll start: Santa falling to his death in the Bundy's back yard.

2025-12-01 14:43:38 GMT

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DJT is definitely my favorite since I reached voting age.

2025-12-01 01:12:54 GMT

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For me, Christmas ends on the 23rd. Then it's a week of uncomfortable situations I don't want to be in.