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Last Notes npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach Putin cannot be appeased and refuses to surrender. If Ukraine falls, he will move onto the next country. He has no reservation about throwing everyone into the meat grinder of the war but Russian citizens can't say a word against him or the war without risking long prison sentences. npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach It's playing chess with a pigeon. They knock over all the pieces, shit on the board, and then strut around like they won anyway npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach One day the music will stop. npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach Another example of this from almost 100 years ago: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_War npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach In almost every US state (Montana being the exception), unless you have an employment contract (which is unusual unless you're way up the food chain), you can be fired for no reason whatsoever npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach They're publicly owned corporations and almost entirely US-based. In the US, publicly owned corporations are legally obligated to do what's in the best interest of their shareholders npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach Voice recognition and prompt engineering? This can only go well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbDnxzrbxn4 npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach It was actually part of the curriculum in my state that for an advanced high school diploma (intended for those going to college), you had to take 3 years of a foreign language or 2 years each of 2 languages npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach Make sure they stay inside for a while so they don't take off back to your former place. A neighbor moved and his cat repeatedly ran off back to where he was previously. Fortunately, the new residents decided to adopt the cat after the previous owners gave up npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach That is a hotspot for UK guys to have their stag dos (bachelor's parties) before one of them gets married. npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach If "AI" is so fucking great, then why is it being forced upon us instead of everyone clamoring to use it? npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach They actually will violently reject it if it comes to that: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Service-Members%27_Protection_Act npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach It all gets boiled down on every step of the cycle until all nuance is lost: https://phdcomics.com/comics/archive.php?comicid=1174 npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach What exactly are you trying to save to make the save file so huge? You can probably reduce it to flags or variables, save them, and then load the game back to the correct state based off of them npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach It requires the mobile authenticator as well which might require a phone number to set up initially npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach It does take a while because they have cooldowns on selling lots of items npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach Bookwyrm has a very particular license: https://raw.githubusercontent.com/bookwyrm-social/join-bookwyrm/main/LICENSE.md npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach And with that you've successfully any chance of visiting the US. Yes, they are actively considering statements like this to be dangerous and will reject/revoke your visa for it npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach Oh lovely, Micah Parsons just went from an out of division rival to our moral enemies. npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach Especially if you want your waterways to act like they were actual rivers, which they currently don't. Your water system looks like a bunch of islands with shallow channels between them, yet the water is flowing in random directions npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach There have already been ways to circumvent this where it already exists. Most people have just been using pictures of other adults, mainly video game characters, with the facial age estimation npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach You're constantly marketing all the way through the end of early access because you have to alert users to feature changes/bug fixes on each release so they know it's still alive and being developed npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach No country has completely free speech. Not even the US had it because treason is defined in the Constitution and the Alien and Sedition Acts were signed in 1798, which restricted speech on the grounds of national defense. npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach 2 now because I agree npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach I would have the player always have the starting axe, pickaxe, and sword on respawn so they can craft the other materials. Also, it would make more sense for the map to be accessible from a dedicated map screen and button (generally M) rather than having to go through the inventory. npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach I can't seem to find where my stuff went to when I died but it was in E4. Without any way of fighting or getting resources because you no longer have your tools, you might as well delete your save and start over npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach Is there an equivalent of Child Protective Services that you can report this to? npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach Windows 10 in VirtualBox returns "A D3D11-compatible GPU (Feature Level 11.0, Shader Model 5.0) is required to run the engine." when I try to run it without 3D acceleration. When I turn that on and move the video memory slider to 256 MB (the max allowed in the GUI), it gives me an error that it's out of video memory after I click Play npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach 2.2 GB npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach George looks like if Clint Eastwood was a ginger cat. He is not putting up with anyone's bullshit npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach I didn't know he was into conspiracies. I know he was a quack who got his own TV show because of Oprah, just like Dr. Oz npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach You have to be pretty famous for that to work because it's not about the signed merch, it's about how much they can sell it for npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach And even if it doesn't explode, it's toxic to live in such a building npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach I think you mean senators. This is a federal bill so governors have no voting power over it. npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach It's definitely not the same as my cousin because this guy is definitely more aggressive than my cousin. My cousin was good-natured but stupid. npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach I think it may be the same dynamic as my cousin and his girlfriend had. She kept using their kids as a way of winding him up, he'd end up violating the protective custody order, and be back in jail. npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach It wasn't accepted as an affirmative defense at the Nuremberg trials either. It was only allowed as a way to reduce the sentence upon conviction npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach I think you're missing the CAPTCHA below that message. Also that's just for the webmaster npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach Requires an Epic account. No thanks npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach JD: What does that mean? npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach Is this a trend where right wing people are attracted to you because they think you share the same views and then are sorely mistaken? npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach I hope everything bad happens to that neighbor that abandoned George and Washy. How can someone do that to them? Even taking them to a shelter would have been better than leaving them like that npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach I am seriously side eyeing one of my cousins as we speak. Fortunately it's extremely rare that I ever see him anyway npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach It's the sender that would be getting that sentence, not you for receiving it npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach Because who wouldn't want 14-17 1/2 years in federal prison? npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach They are already violating hate speech laws in many of those countries, so that's your basis right there npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach HHS told their employees not to respond at all, but if they do to be as vague as possible, avoid revealing any sensitive information, and assume that they are submitting their responses to "malign actors" npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach Is flipping it off instead allowed? npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach Which is 11PM stux's time npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach I would say use Selenium but there's a CAPTCHA at the bottom. Also they save your IP address so use Tor. npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach AKA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_Hggizn4H0&t=290s npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach Wow, that predates stux's band by about 20 years npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach I wonder if anyone's made a Downfall meme with this yet npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach A coiled turd with sugar on top is not chocolate donut npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach Episcopal bishop Mariann Budde at the inaugural prayer service in Washington DC npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach "The Joy of Painting" and "The Red Green Show" has all their episodes on YouTube if you're burnt out on the others npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach Looks like I'm searching for a new email provider today since #protonmail decided to bet on Trump npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach I've been inside one of the local TV news sets before. They have a teleprompter right next to the camera that is pointed at them. npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach Labor is the US is already at will in every state except Montana, but no, they need to be able to violate labor laws at will with a group that has everything to lose if they raise a fuss about being exploited. npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach It's hard to tell satire from reality these days because the world has gotten that ridiculous npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach I swear to drunk I'm not God! npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach About 25 years ago, he was a respected cardiologist. Then he sullied his academic and medical reputation so much that the university he worked for purged all traces of his having worked there npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach If it were actually to fulfill its stated purpose, that would be good. However we all know what it's really for: putting out reports so that Congress will kill/defund departments the administration doesn't like npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach Given how often people accept a call from a number they don't recognize, they all might was well be SWAGs npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach I just expect him to be a narcissistic asshole, so he's yet to disappoint me npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach I don't know. The two people I'm related to named Jack were (they've passed on) good folks. One worked in construction and the other worked as a train dispatcher npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach I'm not sure if that ball is for him or for Canton npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach I wouldn't be surprised if it was an attempt to circumvent FEC campaign finance laws npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach For birds, Lyall or Stephen after the Lyall's wren/Stephens Island wren, which was driven to extinction supposedly due to one cat that was owned by the lighthouse keeper. 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This provides a disincentive to others who would follow that train of logic. npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach I think those files are the best idea so far. npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach Based on your calculations and effects on the human body, I've written a calculator for people to work it out wherever they are. npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach Postal codes would definitely not work for Canada unless you just used the first 3 characters and it's pretty chaotic in the US as one zip code might cover anywhere between a few blocks and about 100 square miles (257 square kilometers). npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach It would also help for places like the US, Canada, Australia, and Mexico if you include the state/province as well or a set of coordinates. I had to guess based on the tile that this Sebastian place was near the Texas/Mexico border npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach Since polls are now closed, I can now reveal the hidden message in CONF: Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable -JFK npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach Fifth hint for the puzzle in CONF: It's a code that has existed for at least 150 years, just using notes instead of symbols npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach Fourth hint for the puzzle in CONF: The A note in the message is a delimiter separating strings of D and F# notes and also padding at the end npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach Third hint for the puzzle in CONF: The third piano playing the message is only playing either D, F#, or A and only one note at a time npub1g4hzhpjy45k88sd50cs6aqhz7rkljmwmpgqvyzc9yrd27p3aqe2safsjr5 Trebach Second hint for the puzzle in CONF: the high-pitched piano has nothing to do with anything. The second piano is only playing major triads on a loop. The third piano playing the message is adding another note to the triad.
