Number 1 Cody Crybaby Darby Rhodes ☁️ 🐉

Ladies and gentlemen allow me to introduce you to the 27th annual date or dump show brought to you by our sponsors at DarbCo!
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Today show we have the lovely and talented Ms.Rose! Her hobbies include blonde anime girls and roses!
Which one of you lucky fellas wants to step up and and participate in today's episode of Dump or Date!

2024-07-08 18:14:10

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We have such sights to show you

2024-07-03 17:31:15

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Decayable dumpster fire, join us

2024-07-03 14:44:12

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Those goddamn used condom snatchers

2024-07-03 14:40:08

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https://youtu.be/IWSCJ28Vp6w?si=pPnnF9A7-0YOA1CJ

2024-07-03 14:37:00

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I married a black women 🤷‍♂️

2024-07-03 14:32:46

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I married her
Her dad got mad
I decked him in the schnoze
She left me
The end

2024-07-03 13:23:41

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If she loves you she'll sign both a pre and post nup.

2024-07-03 04:01:27

Gn errbody
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2024-07-03 03:43:26

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Stone Temple Pilots

2024-07-03 01:01:41

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>emofag and not beanmaster42069
Smh

2024-07-02 15:21:36

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Chilling on the couch

2024-07-02 15:20:22

Chamber of reflection

2024-07-02 13:44:18

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Hate flooring, especially when you have to cut out a cat piss stained carpet

2024-07-02 13:34:23

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Gm Miss MJ!

2024-07-02 13:32:07

Gm friends
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2024-07-02 03:58:10

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This is my plastic fork

2024-07-02 03:54:50

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Yeah well I do ufc bro you don't wanna mess with me
I even have the tap out shirt on to show everyone how much of a tough guy I am

2024-07-02 03:52:38

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I'll fight you both at the same time

2024-07-02 03:49:07

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FOOL! That isn't even my final form!
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2024-07-02 03:47:18

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Bank left

2024-07-02 03:45:46

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HOLD ME WHEN IM HERE
RIGHT ME WHEN IM WRONG

2024-07-02 03:44:06

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Negative, I have ascended to levels far beyond human comprehension
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2024-07-02 03:42:54

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Well at one point we had two docs, two suis and two kikis in the thread lol

2024-07-02 03:41:33

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0/10 didn't get to eat

2024-07-02 03:40:25

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Was it delicious?

2024-07-02 03:38:15

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Thats the magic of fedi

2024-07-02 03:35:21

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Imagine

2024-07-02 03:23:45

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Ill turn her into a waterfall after I take one of these bad boys

2024-07-02 03:22:20

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Did they really name it after a waterfall?!?!?! 🤣 🤣

2024-07-02 03:08:35

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MY NIGGA YOU DONT HAVE A PENIS WHY WOULD IT WORK

2024-07-02 03:03:39

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Good times

2024-07-02 03:01:37

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Flick it

2024-07-02 02:56:34

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Buy it, use it, break it, fix it
Trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it
Snap it, work it, quick, erase it
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it
Load it, check it, quick, rewrite it
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it
Drag and drop it, zip, unzip it
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it
View it, code it, jam, unlock it
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it
Cross it, crack it, switch, update it
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it
Scan it, send it, fax, rename it
Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it
Turn it, leave it, start, format it

2024-07-02 02:55:25

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Out it

2024-07-02 02:49:48

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We are legion

2024-07-02 02:46:10

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Poor feller

2024-07-02 02:44:44

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2024-07-02 02:41:44

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Ol darbzilla was hoping around fedi city like a big jungle ground when all of a sudden Xeno attacked

2024-07-02 02:40:47

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2024-07-02 02:37:42

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I wanna reee at kek

2024-07-02 01:31:45

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Kenny are you my uncle?!?!

2024-07-02 01:30:16

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Skill issue

2024-07-02 01:29:09

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Godamnit Doc

2024-07-02 01:28:14

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4some?

2024-07-02 01:27:07

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Ohhhhhhhh myyyyyyy

2024-07-02 01:21:08

Burn a few bridges, feed a few pigeons
Fuck em so good they wake up and wash dishes

2024-07-02 01:08:23

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No fool it's clearly Daryl Hall

2024-07-02 00:59:01

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Sorry to hear that man

2024-07-02 00:54:47

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I think the agent orange in my system makes me immune.
No joke I am/was exposed to agent orange

2024-07-02 00:48:45

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Edibles are a scam

2024-07-02 00:42:43

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Yeah thc can activate paranoia receptors in the brain.
I've been for almost 20 years and I still get paranoid every once in awhile

2024-07-02 00:29:47

Finally got weed I go back to being normal

2024-07-02 00:28:31

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If ima be real with you I don't actually know what percentage I am.
Here's papa Darb though
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2024-07-02 00:25:09

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K
https://decayable.ink/media/7b71b92ad18a7db6eeb7fe2078b3efa949d3c28e33a4ae676cb7fbe218557284.jpg
https://decayable.ink/media/66f95449d462d31609cbad31fb91601c6aa809fa353b19050d9174d7a1ef4500.jpg

2024-07-01 21:58:26

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Because the government is satanic?

2024-07-01 20:36:55

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How's the herpes been since?

2024-07-01 20:33:51

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Blumpkin, you want a Blumpkin

2024-07-01 17:58:29

There isn't a single non Greed argument on why ads should exist.

2024-07-01 02:15:13

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2024-07-01 02:08:05

Tfw no cigarette sharing GF
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2024-06-30 21:03:49

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This is quite possibly the greatest thing ever invented.

2024-06-30 17:42:34

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Look at me
I'm the slut now

2024-06-30 17:40:48

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I would 100% be a full time head receiver, imagine getting paid to get head

2024-06-30 17:39:48

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But I need my aviator mexitralian

2024-06-30 16:43:14

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Something tells me his horns are needed for a legendary weapon

2024-06-29 16:27:41

@npub1vtg…33hc
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2024-06-29 14:55:17

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LFG TY SO MUCH BROHAMMER

2024-06-29 14:43:59

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Gm my friends!

2024-06-29 13:46:56

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MAX OUT YOUR CARD WITH DONATIONS TO ISRAEL IS THE ONLY WAY WE WIN

2024-06-29 13:38:50

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Today we'll be voting on......18 NAKED COWBOYS AT RAM RANCH

2024-06-29 13:38:08

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Ram ranch

2024-06-29 13:37:22

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With the new neurallink mk 5000 we can stream ads directly to your brain!

2024-06-27 21:14:25

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Missile: strike
Ukranian thots: https://youtu.be/TcWPiHjIExA?si=h9-MZBYPXHKHW2Dc

2024-06-27 21:12:30

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https://decayable.ink/media/38cb30f585d4b9afb822862ded7e8f55b05844aad7328e1d315b82dd7c24d3d7.jpg

2024-06-27 19:16:57

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Electromagnetic rape

2024-06-27 19:14:52

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Idk how to respond to this lmfao

2024-06-27 19:10:50

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Millennial women are pretty unbearable

2024-06-27 19:08:49

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Individually packaged rape

2024-06-27 19:08:15

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The world shall know

2024-06-27 19:07:13

Tfw when no hauktua gf

2024-06-27 18:37:25

The person reading this is cute as fuck

2024-06-27 02:58:26

Music is the best kind of music

2024-06-25 02:57:53

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The gallery on my phone let's me edit pics!

2024-06-24 22:59:32

Went for a mighty swim

2024-06-24 18:33:58

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You just gotta turn it off and back on again

2024-06-24 18:28:55

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Did you get hit by a rock?

2024-06-24 18:27:15

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Fuuuuuuuck

2024-06-22 23:15:07

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Your a wizard harry

2024-06-22 21:00:04

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2024-06-22 19:58:46

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I had to retype the cody skull in my name and now it works. The ones in suis name are still bugged for me though

2024-06-22 19:50:37

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Most of them don't work for me :o

2024-06-22 14:40:36

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It be like that sometimes