Widdershins Smith 🐘

#MarkSmith #MarkAndrewSmith
#juglugs

Unfluencer; Disappointing people since 1974; #UK #Opinionated; #ChiefEngineer; #ExAlcoholic #GTTO
90% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours.

I live in #Plymouth, UK.
I have lived in #NewTripoli, #USA, #Torpoint UK and #Halesowen, UK.

I think #ReligonPoisonsEverything, #BrexitDestroyedTheUK & I want to #RejoinEU.

I love #comedy, #tech, #engineering, and #gadgets.

https://justmytoots.com/@[email protected]

Politics: [#CentreLeft](https://mastodon.social/tags/CentreLeft ) is where the heart is!
Religion: [#AntiTheist](https://mastodon.social/tags/AntiTheist )
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2024-06-16 10:24:15

But the Tories and Reform will blame the #eu
(Yes, I know it was Brown who sold the gold - I'm equally disgusted by that and Blair lying to us about WMDs and sending us into Iraq)
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2024-06-12 14:34:44

To kill a French vampire you have to drive a baguette through its heart.
Sounds easy, but the process is painstaking

2024-06-11 22:57:15

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Of what?
And who stayed that?

2024-06-11 22:51:47

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But humans have invoked >4500 "gods". Which version is yours?
Then ask yourself (honestly) why you choose to disbelieve in the other 4999+ and you will see that you're just as much of an atheist as me.
Alpha & Omega are just letters in a foreign alphabet

2024-06-11 22:36:03

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This would be the being that loves me unconditionally if I abide by certain conditions?
But also, out of interest, which of the 4500+ gods written about by Homo Sapiens is yours, and why do you find the others ridiculous??
#ReligionPoisonsEverything #Antitheist #ThereAreNOGods

2024-06-02 16:42:13

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2024-06-01 20:07:39

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2024-06-01 09:35:30

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2024-05-31 22:20:26

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2024-05-31 20:42:02

This.
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2024-05-30 23:32:26

Raise your hand if you’re not a felon. 👋
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2024-05-30 23:26:57

As a sign of respect, I'm going to go and watch Stormy Daniels' back catalogue now...

2024-05-30 23:24:46

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2024-05-30 23:17:20

Jury braver than 98% of elected Republicans.

2024-05-30 23:16:39

Lock him up!
Lock him up!
Lock him up!
(Spoiler: He won't be locked up for THIS one)

2024-05-30 21:31:35

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Use my invite: https://app.warp.dev/referral/LZNVLN

2024-05-30 12:05:50

Bananas without a 'B' is Pineapple

2024-05-25 22:20:37

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2024-05-24 22:38:02

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2024-05-18 19:38:19

Speaker Mike Johnson appearing at court to support a casino-owning, rapist, corrupt, bigoted, cheating porn-star game show host is peak devout Southern Baptist.
That he built a career around the fight for Christian values and moral conservatism is soooo on point for the #religious. It's all a cult and a con.
They don't actually believe in any Abrahamic gods...
#ReligionPoisonsEverything #Religion #Trump #GOP

2024-05-14 09:17:31

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2024-05-04 20:38:46

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2024-04-28 13:02:04

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2024-04-22 23:45:27

This is actually my eighth rodeo; I just refuse to learn things

2024-04-17 08:22:49

Let's do something Putin will hate. Let's rejoin the #EU. And if that means we have to have cheaper food and fuel; the right to live, work, and retire in 31 other countries; higher environmental standards; and peace secured in NI, then that's a price I'm willing to pay...