Ezic :SYgl:

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2025-01-18 20:57:45 GMT

Seems like things are going be shaken up yet again with the instances. I'm very out of the loop, and i'm kinda busy so it will take a few days for me to get on top of it, whatever it is, i'll be around eventually :eat_paimon:
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2025-01-14 19:39:51 GMT

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same energy :GuraKekw:
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2025-01-14 19:32:57 GMT

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Holy fuck... :Eula_Ahegao:

2025-01-14 18:23:46 GMT

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Same, lmao. I'm personally not much of an NTR fan. My cucking fantasy was cheating on an adult gf/wife with a little child. But cheating on a 9yo lgf with her older 13-14yo sister would be absolute peak too, imo :nod_uhumm:

2025-01-14 18:17:47 GMT

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That'd go so hard :nod_uhumm:

2025-01-14 18:14:16 GMT

Ofc there's always the idiots who make a fuzz about a 21 and 26 age gap, but they are a minority.
I've been feeling the pendulum swinging back lately. I feel the west's societal acceptance will be kinda like current Japan. You'll be allowed to openly be a fan of super safe child models who don't do anytjing lewd as long as you pretend is just out of cuteness and is nothing sexual, and it will be ok for highschool models to make softcore gravure and it'll be mostly accepted for you to openly lust after them and even admit you jerk off to them, as long as it's only PLATONICALLY and you give 20 disclaimers about how you'd never actually do anything sexual with an underage girl irl.
And Japan is also swinging back, maybe not pre-2002 when :phildcorn: was legal, but definitely pre-2014 when you could produce hardcore child gravure openly and not have to through 20 loops to hide it behind the idol thing and even then have to tone it down a little.
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2025-01-14 17:48:48 GMT

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JIL is gon!?!?!?!? :awkward:

2025-01-14 17:28:48 GMT

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the pedo experience is so hypnotizing :blush:

2025-01-09 02:08:26 GMT

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Fuckkk. This is so fucking perfecttttt :MAPSob:

2025-01-07 20:46:10 GMT

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Ughhhh. I feel old just thinking about it. Lmao.
Feels like nothing, i think i am still struggling with the fact that i'm not a late teen/young adult anymore :NadekoAwooo:
It happens so often, i find i random thing on the house and i'm like "Heyyy, this thing, i remember it, i got it when i first moved alone... 2...3... 6 years ago..." :wtf:

2025-01-07 20:35:05 GMT

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Can't wait for the practical exam :nod_uhumm:

2025-01-07 20:32:33 GMT

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Oops, fell for it. Not deleting, everyone come and laught at this dumdum :Dum:

2025-01-07 20:31:10 GMT

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We love you, Rae. Whatever you do i hope you find peace, stillness and all that you deserve.
I think i will always remember you, tbh, even tho we didn't talk that much; One of the chilliest person i've met, and basically the reason i am around here and i've met a actual pedo friends with whom i've bonded, formed personal connections and would go as far as to call not "pedo moots" or "online friends" but just friends period. For me this has gone beyond a silly niche social media to post kids and lolis, but a place where i've found people i can be 100% open about who i really am, and you're the main reason behind it.
I wish nothing but the best for you, and hope we cross paths again somewhere sometime. Much love :FiloChibi:

2025-01-07 20:15:12 GMT

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We should make april the Pedo Pride month... For no particular reasom :smug_nagatoro:

2025-01-07 04:02:22 GMT

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If a guy game with this lot and was like "300 a pop. Prime condition" I'd get the Laura one in a heartbeat, i'd then offer him 400 for the Klara and Natasha ones, if he doesn't accept then i'd pick natasha at full price and that's it... Asshole :AzuCoffee:

2025-01-07 03:54:50 GMT

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Seriously? I'd do $100 per copy. Well... i really, really, REALLY want to have at least one. So of it was my first one and i knew this could be the only chance to get it and it was a Laura set... I'd do like 400. But if i already had one or two then i would do 100 at most :BucketHeadYui:

2025-01-07 03:34:20 GMT

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They claim little girls are not literal sex toys, yet they're all shaped like one, curious :IllyaBlink:
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2025-01-07 03:14:51 GMT

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For real. Sarah and Gvenet's cuteposting make me want to statutory rape someone so badddd :blush:
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2025-01-07 03:04:28 GMT

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So true :nod_uhumm:
The dream right now would be finding a 13-ish girl who could pass as a 16-ish, perfect gf for my current situation.
We'd bend the truth i tiny little bit and say she's 19. I'd be able to date her openly, go out at places and romance her and kiss her in public. We'd always show up at restaurants, hotels and stuff and they won't even card her, just because of how much confidence we display. Like. "She looks a bit too young to be here, but she's with a dude who's putting his hand inside her skirt while they make out, what kind of idiot would bring an underage girl to this place and not only that, but straight up make out with her in front of everyone? must be just a very petite college girl." Oh, ofc there will always be the boring idiot who would still try and card her, but for those ocassions i'd get her the best fake ID money can buy :FiloNod:
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2025-01-07 02:42:26 GMT

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That's just Visa's API every card has a unique ID similar to the ID you get when you implement social logins you get a google id, github id, etc. That's unique and won't change even if they change email, phone or whatever. Visa has the same but for the cards they have a unique id that stays the same even when you change physical cards, when you renew it just associates the new plastic with the old ID from their systems, if that makes sense... Sorry if i just confused you more :FiloSad:

2025-01-07 02:35:20 GMT

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Loving this chat series :ShinobuLewd:

2025-01-07 02:26:08 GMT

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Lmao. I feel ya' :XD:

2025-01-05 16:57:25 GMT

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post whatever cutie you feel like :FiloNod:

2025-01-05 16:56:20 GMT

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i'm out of the loop. Did i miss anything? :IllyaBlink:

2025-01-05 08:55:18 GMT

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Literally no reason :blush:
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2025-01-05 08:50:20 GMT

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LMAOOOOOO. I am trilingual, but it's kinda cheating cos i spean english, spanish and portuguese, so is more like two and a half. I'm not planing to learn japanese, but if i did i only care for listening and reading skills, literally would put zero time to writing and speaking don't care about it whatsoever... Yep i also only care about porn. Well; 80% porn, 20% vtubers :NadekoAwooo:

2025-01-05 07:52:32 GMT

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Here online i see teens getting traction, with the boppers and all that, but mostly around the hard gooner crowd, but also has leaked a tiny-winy bit into a few regular porn/ero enjoyers. We need something much more tasteful, much more easy to digest for the normal person. Something that looks "legitimate" and harmless to put it some way.
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2025-01-05 07:39:52 GMT

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There has to be a way to bring back a bit of child gravure. Or at least getting the ball rolling.
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2025-01-05 02:37:35 GMT

A glimpse into 2036.
Apparently Facebook is still a thing :IllyaBlink:
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2025-01-05 02:20:19 GMT

I've been very babysitter-pilled these past few days, still hanging on to it :blush:

2025-01-04 21:19:35 GMT

@[email protected] BASED!!! Only appropiate babysitting attire.
Unironically believe babysitters should be bit more involved, like nannys, and all sexual education responsabilities should be removed from parents and schools, and delegated to them. Their main function being take care of the kids, give them sexual knowledge and sexual experience :FiloNod:
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2025-01-04 19:59:55 GMT

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I mean, it's just so titilating. I wish every single porn store or even every single anime shop had a section like that :blush:
Seeing it in physical and just kinda "in the wild" gives us a little glipse on a world where kids are allowed to be sexy :IllyaChibi:

2025-01-04 19:42:06 GMT

A little glimpse into the future :SenkoLove:
Mom's recording her little one, Oaklee, being picked up for her first date and sharing it online so that friends and family can see how fast she's growing. This type of wholesome video is very common on social media.
Oaklee met you in the playground a few weeks ago, and you two became friends. You've played together and have gone for ice cream but always in a friendly manner and with her mom's supervision. But yesterday you finally asked Oaklee on an actual date. Oaklee was so nervous and happy; she wanted to say 'yes' but didn't know what to do. Finally, she looked at her mom with a huge smile on her face as if asking for approval, to which Mom just smiled back and nodded.
So that was it; you two lovebirds had a date tomorrow. You spent the rest of your evening playdate cuddling on a park bench while Mom was sitting across the pathway using her phone. It was almost time for her to go, and with Oaklee's angelic face resting in your arms, you couldn't resist the temptation anymore and went for a quick little peck on the lips. She blushed and went in to hide her bright red face in your chest, and you could hear Mom audibly gasping.
—Alright, Oaklee. Time to go. Get in the car; I'll catch you in a bit, ok?
She said as she walked up to you. Oaklee kissed you on the cheek and quickly ran to the car; without saying a word, she was too flustered and embarrassed to say anything. Mom just stood there looking at you in silence; the park was sitting still. The only thing you could do was anxiously maintain eye contact with Oaklee's mom while the quiet whistle of the wind and Oaklee's quick little strides echoed inside your head. "Is that it? Did I fuck up?" Oaklee's steps finally stopped as she reached the car; you heard the soft click of the door's latch releasing, the quiet creaking as it swings outwards, and then a pronounced slam that almost managed to startle you. As soon as Oaklee got in the car, her mom sighed and then started speaking.
—Listen, I know you're a good man. I'm really happy you finally made a move on Oaklee; I know you'll be a good boyfriend for her. But that kiss... You're taking things a bit fast, which I'm ok with as long as Oaklee also wants it, but listen to me: I'm very conservative and old school, and I need you to know and be ok with that from the beginning. So here's what's going to happen: Tomorrow I'm going to dress her all cute and sexy for you, you're going to bring her some flowers and take her out for a good time. You can kiss her, caress her, hug her, whatever... IF you're going to try anything sexual, it has to be under my roof and with my supervision. If you want to try and see if she wants to experiment, you bring her back here and do it in the living room. If things go too well for you and she won't stop grinding her crotch against your leg, fine, you can take her to her bedroom.
She leans closer and points her finger at you.
—DOOR. UNLOCKED. Understood?
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2025-01-04 17:09:17 GMT

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So true!!! :blush:

2025-01-04 17:04:57 GMT

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Good morning, Sarah :shhh:

2025-01-04 16:15:43 GMT

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It should be 100% normal. Even better if you can only buy it in the softcore section of all major porn stores
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2025-01-04 05:19:59 GMT

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W-wha-? B-b-bu... HOW??? :wtf:

2025-01-04 04:39:48 GMT

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Cos government jobs are nothing but currency for politicians to pay favours to the people who helped get them elected. That government websited was comissined 15 years ago to some rich businessman's dumb nephew who studied 2 semesters of CS and then dropped out to do shrooms in the desert and now has a failing web dev company that only gets the jobs his rich uncle gets him as favours from other rich guys... Yeh, i'm talking from experience, i will never EVER take government jobs, i still have PTSD from dealing with those fuckers... Dude, i'm serious, THEY DIDN'T USE GIT, THEY MANUALLY MERGED FUCKING CODE :awkward:

2025-01-04 04:19:45 GMT

I'm sorry, but little girl dates always end with raw, unprotected handholding :IllyaAngry:
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2025-01-04 02:30:30 GMT

I feel adult women are like desserts: FiloEating:
They come in all shapes and flavors.
I'm not going to indulge too much in which archetype of woman can be comparable with what flavor, but one thing is for sure: the more voluptuous the girl, the sweeter the dessert. :FiloEating:
I looove sweet things, but sometimes it comes to a point where the sweetness is too much for me; it's such an old man thing to say, but sometimes you see a cake with so much ice cream, caramel, and sugar, and it looks tasty but way too sweet for you that you don't even see yourself eating it, and all you can think is.
"Damn, i bet kids would love a slice of that."
The same thing happens with "sweet" girls: adults can enjoy them too, but at the end of the day, voluptuous bodies are quite literally built to comfort and nurture children.
I looove voluptuous bodies, but sometimes it comes to a point where the voluptuousness is too much for me. I think she's super hot and all, but I don't even see myself wanting to fuck her, and all I can think is
"Holy shit! Children would have a blast with her!" :IllyaBlink:
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2025-01-03 05:58:14 GMT

Guuuuuuys, there's this girl i met kinda reciently. She's kinda cute and all but i told to myself a long time ago that i wouldn't date adult women for a while and we're not even necesarily friends, i'm just helping her with something, today we added each other to whatsapp and this is her pfp... Is she the one?
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2025-01-03 05:54:46 GMT

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Disgusting! :Angy:
(Kiddie Lesbian clip farm working at full capacity :KleeSmug: )

2025-01-03 05:36:03 GMT

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Aaaand these two are making out again. Ok, that't it. I'm taking you guys away, mfs couldn't behave :FiloPout:
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2025-01-03 04:18:20 GMT

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Geez. Gushing about Gvenet again? @AngelNamedGvenet your boyfriend is calling :KleeSmug:

2025-01-03 04:15:49 GMT

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LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAO. Holy shit. This interaction is living proof of how full of bullshit everyone who malds about "muh child porn" is. Lmao
According to people like them this would be considered literal childporn :GuraKekw:
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2025-01-03 03:56:43 GMT

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I mean, if it'd between anything and softcore :phildcorn: i think we know who has the advantage in a popularity poll :Silly:
Posting short stories instead of captions is not as cut and dry :eat_paimon:

2025-01-03 03:49:51 GMT

Btw, guys. Sorry for the walls of text. I'm in my mucho texto arc, right now :NadekoAwooo:
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2025-01-03 03:03:18 GMT

Lilly is my best friend in the world and she has always stick with me even after the other girls started making fun of her for always coming here to play dolls with a 7yo despite being almost 12, i love her so much for being my friend
I've always know she is a bit weird, she's always asking strange stuff about my daddy, and even i once caught her trying to steal a picture of him from my school locker while i wasn't looking, but i didn't say anything because i love her and teachers have told me that she doesn't have a dad and the her mom situation is complicated so i have to be very understanding with some things, i guess this is what they're talking about. But she's still my best friend, i still love her and we still keep no secrets from each other, not one. But that said, she's lately been acting stranger than usual
It all started a few weeks ago when she came to play after being out of town for a gymnastics competition. We were talking about what we did during our time apart, she told me about all the cool places she went to, all the yummi foods she had and the fun girls she met there; then it came my turn to talk about what i did while she was away and i couldn't think anything cool to tell her... Well, there was one cool thing, dad told me it was super secret but it's Lilly and i don't really want to keep secrets from her, plus she just told me all those cool stories, i have to tell her something cool or she'll think i'm boring and will stop hanging out
—Dad showed me a super cool new game! It's called treasure hunting, it's really fun. He has to look for special spots in my body that he tickles and kisses while we wrestle then he digs in with his drill... *whispers* we use our parts — I laughed out loud, for me it was the goofiest, funniest thing ever
Lilly's eyes ignited with enthusiasm, her interesting sparking to life, and soon we forgot everything about her trip and ended up talking for hours about what it's been like to treasure hunt with dad until it was time for her to go
—Listen, i'm so glad you told me, i love you, i love you, ok? You did SO good in telling me, good job ok? BUT, listen to me. You should not tell ANYONE about what you do with your daddy, ok? You should NEVER mention anything about treasure hunting to ANYONE else. This stays between You, your daddy and Me. Understood?
I was so happy about everything, i thought having told her was a great idea after all, but with time i began to wonder if it was the best idea. After that is when Lilly started acting weird, she used to always wear big comfy clothes but the next day she came in wearing a pair of boots, her gymnastics leotard and over that leotard nothing but a pair of shorts, i type i had never seen before, they are really small and look like underpants but are made from the same fabric regular pants are, when i asked about it she told me she cut an old pair of jeans last night
—I used to wear them when i was 9 and they didn't fit anymore, but if i cut the legs off they kinda still fit don't you think?
I guess they do. I tried to ignore her new look but she was also acting strange, she was insisting to go play inside over and over again, but i didn't want to, and whenever dad came out tl check on us she would immediately drop anything we were doing, jump to the fence and wiggle her butt, which i thought at least was funny, unlike dad who seemed a bit shocked with it. That night's treasure hunt daddy moved quicker and pushed harder than he's ever done
Things continued to be weird with everyone for weeks. Lilly always asking me about my dad, and dad always asking me about Lilly.
Yesterday i had some hope things were gling back to normal, Lilly wanted to play "the beach" and for the first time since i first told her about daddy's secret game she came wearing her comfy oversized clothes i was so used to seeing her in, i thought for a moment everything was back to normal, but as soon as we got to the backyard she took them all away one by one until she was wearing nothing but a tiny red bikini and a pair of slippers. I sight and we started playing. We were setting everything up for a nice evening at the fantasy beach, as we were inflating the beach balls we both paused for a second at the familiar rumble of dad pulling into the driveway
—Er- Listen, i forgot something inside the house, wait here, i'll be back in a minute
Lilly said leaving, not giving me even a second to reply.
I finish inflating the balls, put up the umbrella, lay out the blankets and towels and still no sign of Lilly, is not until 20 minutes later that she appears completly sweaty, shaky and out of breath
—I'm so sorry let's start playing
—Did you go to put on sunscreen?
She looks confused, and i just point at the suncreen running down her leg, she just blushed and giggled
Since that day both seem a lot more relaxed, so i again thought we were going back to normal, but today dad asked me a weird question
—How would you feel about an adoptive older sister?
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2025-01-02 22:30:35 GMT

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portuguese in men sounds kinda goofy, tbh. Now, in women... :IllyaAngry:
Same story with french

2025-01-02 22:03:42 GMT

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It's just more aesthetic and inviting. I like adults too, and even in that case i much prefer a smooth, bald and child-like pussy

2025-01-02 19:05:30 GMT

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Goon Porning and Happy Goon Year ^^

2025-01-01 06:02:01 GMT

Finally 2025 for me :AnyaScared:

2025-01-01 05:59:38 GMT

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Fair, both are equally as hot :beckysneaky:

2025-01-01 05:35:12 GMT

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What can i say? We're just chill like that :ShinobuSmug:

2025-01-01 05:33:55 GMT

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I see, well. Then i think is nice they don't see anything wrong with the good'ol traditions even if they themselves weren't part of it :FiloNod:

2025-01-01 05:26:37 GMT

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Thanks. ^^ Btw, Just curious. Do you know what age your parents started dating or got married? All my full mexican friends are like "Well, so my grandpa married my grandma when he was 28 and she was 12, and my dad ran away with my mom when she was 15 and he was 22"

2025-01-01 05:20:07 GMT

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Even if they've live here so much time, all the older members of my family are born and raised in europe. I love them and all, but i know i'd get in sooooo much stupid drama with them if i dared to bring home with me a 17yo girl even tho i'm 25 :wtf:

2025-01-01 05:11:25 GMT

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Based friend.
A female friend of mine reciently told me that one of her friends started dating her little sister about a week after she turned 18... He is 23 and they've known each other since she was 14 and he was 19, and yep, those two were also friend-ish all that time, my friend told me she was shocked and felt so betrayed by both of them, she's certain that they were dating for a while and is mad they didn't trust her and hide it from her... Yep, that's all she's mad about, the age thing she just mentioned on passing as part of the context to why she's so sure those two have been together for a while.
LatAm is goated :ChinochanSip:

2025-01-01 02:08:25 GMT

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Adult Rei :Eula_Ahegao:
Non-exclusive bros keep winning, imagine not being non-exclusive :GuraKekw:

2025-01-01 00:04:56 GMT

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Biggest surprise of christmas, this game. It was a last moment purchase just because she loves spongebob and i didn't want to just get her robux cos i think roblox sucks and she deserves to play something better, i half expected it to be low quality shovel ware that just exists to exploit the IP, and oh boy i was wrong. :WTF:
We spent an entire morning playing it together, i was just watching her play and whenever she got stuck or the challenge was too difficult she passed me the controller.
This game SLAPS. Easily the most fun i've had with a game this year, highly recommend :NadekoAwooo:
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2024-12-31 23:46:46 GMT

I'm having a great family time :IllyaChibi:
Had to work through christmas, but as soon as i clocked out i took a train to the family gathering that started the 23rd, as i have a few days off. It wasn't as bad being late to the party, i arrived the 26th in the morning with a bunch of gifs for everyone, so for the kids was like having a second christmas, i got the adults got some giftcards, socks, handy tech gadgets, and stuff i vaguely remembered they're into, and kids clothes for the parents (Yes, clothes don't count as gifts for the kids they're for the parents, BUY KIDS REAL PRESENTS FOR THEM!!! :IllyaAngry: )
For the kids i got them books, basic electronics kits, a pair of kites, an RC car, and a few videogames.
I spent around 13k pesos (Around 750 dollars) in total, it was worth every single cent.
Life is good! Hope you guys had a great year too and if not, i hope next year treats you better :FiloChibi:
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2024-12-31 23:26:20 GMT

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Weed's gross imo, but i can help you with the first part :3

2024-12-31 22:48:25 GMT

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oh, what i'd give to be a teacher at a girl's boarding school :eat_paimon:

2024-12-31 19:58:09 GMT

We are an aesthetic, we're the aesthetic of just a bunch of goofballs constantly avoiding surveillace by authoritarian regimes who want to put us in jail for life because of who we are, the aesthetic of being considered the ultimate evil because of who we love.
But to put it simply :KonataThink:
Brick and morter stores, DVDs, Blu-Rays, Posters, physical media, opsec, decentralized tools and platforms, being friends with children, communicating with symbols and dogwhistles, pastel colors, retrofuturism, strong independent kids, shoving cute girls wherever you can as some nice eye-candy to make the world a cuter place, not taking anything for granted.
Here you have it, this is what pedophilia looks and feels like. Pedopunk, Girl-lovercore, whatever you wanna call it. This is us :FiloEating:
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2024-12-31 16:25:14 GMT

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Holy based! This is how little girls should be raised

2024-12-31 05:33:32 GMT

## __My Dorky Prostitute Friend Doesn't Understand the Concept of a Babysitter__
- Light Novel Oneshot
Hope you enjoy ^^
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My friend Alice has worked as a prostitute her entire life. I've always wanted her to change careers, as I constantly worry about her health and safety. When I floated the idea of getting her some babysitting gigs, she looked very shocked and confused, almost as if I had said something inappropriate.
>__Why is Alice acting strange? Did i say anything weird?__
I didn't give it much thought and continued to explain to her all the risks she has been exposing herself to—STDs, violent clients, traffickers. I then proceeded to break down to her how, on top of it being a much chiller job, at her current rate of $300 a night, she'd actually be making a bit more as a babysitter.
After a few minutes of her awkwardly trying to avoid the subject, Alice finally admitted that she's actually thought about it before and even has had offers for "Jobs like that", but she has declined them because she "has no experience with children".
>__Wait was that really it? Was that really the reason she was so uncomfortable talking about this. Aw, Alice. You are so innocent in the most unexpected moments, girl__
By the next morning she was knocking on my door. She is finally here, i'm already late and i was starting to belive she wasn't coming after all. Yesterday i told her that i was going to be her first client, i was already thinking of taking the boys out of the daycare, if i can do so while helping my dear Alice get out of the hooker life is just a win-win in my book.
As i open the door i see Alice standing by the driveway, she was wearing a dark red t-shirt with bold white letters that clung to her frame, and a pair of thigh jeans that hugged her curves perfectly, accentuating her figure. I guess those are her casual clothes. At the end of the day she listened to what i told her yesterday, i'm glad.
___
---You want me to start tomorrow? For real? Oh, my God this is so sudden, i'm so nervious... i didn't even know you were that kind of mother...
---"That kind of mother"? ...Eh... i-i mean, i was already taking them to a daycare every weekday since i got this new job, i figured it would be better for them and i if a familiar face was the one taking care of them.
---Oh, so they have been... "taken care of" before already, you just want someone closer to you guys doing the deed. Well that makes things easier... I gotcha, it makes sense you wouldn't want to trust a stranger with that.
---Yes, they do a good job at the daycare, but i've read online tha-
---Wait! What should i wear? Maybe a fancy dress? No, i guess going all childish would make them more
comfortable, do you know any girl i could cosplay from an anime or game they like? i can go pick up the costume on my way there.
---W-what are you even...? J-just wear whatever, girl. Is not like there's a uniform.
---I mean, i can also just bring a wardrobe with me and have them pick whatever they like.
---Hahaha! Girl, you're funny. Ok, but jokes aside, just wear whatever, a pair of jeans and a t-shirt or something.
---Ohhhh. Gotcha-gotcha, something low-key and inconspicuous, nothing that draws neighbours' attention. Makes sense for this kind of job.
---"Inconspicuous"? I guess that's a way to call casual clothes. Geez, you're so dramatic. You'll fit right in with the boys, i'm sure they'll have a lot of fun with you.
---I'll try my best to give them a good time and fitting them in.
She said as she took her fist to her head as some sort of butchered military salute, i just laughed, i've never gotten her quirky sense of humor but still makes me laugh everytime
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I finally invite her to come inside and she sits in the couch. I can tell she's a bit restless.
--- Nervious?
--- More anxious than anything
--- You'll be fine. But i'm already running late so you're on your own now, the boys are already in the bath, they should be out any second. So all you have to do is keep an eye on them, not let them watch too much TV and keep them busy, understood?
--- Roger that! I'll keep them busy until you're back.
She says taking her fist to her head doing that same clumsy military salute of hers. ___I guess she'll be fine?___
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I'm sitting in my office, my fingers flying across the keyboard as I rapidly finish filling in the third spreadsheet of the day. I stretch my arms, take a sip of coffee, and glance at my phone—no notifications. A brief moment of silence settles in, and i can't help but picure Alice with her fist in her head doing her butchered salute. ___Will that dork really be ok?... Aw, Now i'm getting worried___
>___<Hiii, Alice. Just checking in, i hope my dynamic duo is not giving you a hard time. How are we doing so far?>___
I hit send, take a deep breath, exhale, and begin to put my phone away, but as soon as the glass of the screen touches the desk it vibrates.
>__<♡Alice♡ Has sent a picture>__
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2024-12-31 03:19:49 GMT

This was supposed to be a quick low effort caption, but i think i'll end up writing a fucking essay i'm not even halfway there and already have like a full page, see you guys in 20 minutes :awkward:

2024-12-30 20:53:48 GMT

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"Anna, dance if you love Pedos"
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2024-12-30 20:41:14 GMT

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You guys are such bratty assholes, come here :IllyaAngry:
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2024-12-30 20:36:08 GMT

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Nuh-uh. Yes, i am attracted to kids, yes i want fuck kids, yes i will eventually fuck a kid. But i haven't fucked one yet, so i literally am not a pedophile :No:
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2024-12-30 20:17:28 GMT

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W-what, i mean er- i... That's not true :YuiNo:

2024-12-30 20:06:33 GMT

Gvenet and Olivia are making out in the TL :IllyaBlink:

2024-12-30 19:53:36 GMT

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Thanks for the pic, just added it to my "Pics i need to get comissioned as oil paintings to hang around my house" collection : Heart:
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2024-12-30 19:39:10 GMT

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Kids this days are so bad, man 😤
I swear, every time i see a cute little girl on social media i enter their profile and realize all they care is to promote their PornHub Kids account or their OnlyPedos subscription... Ofc i subscribe every single time, but that's not the point, kids are so corrupt this days :wtf:

2024-12-30 19:30:51 GMT

"Good morning, sir. Mom got an urgent call from her job and had to leave early. She told us not to wait for her for dinner. I guess you'll have to wait until she's back. I made you some scrambled eggs; they're the only eggs I know how to make. But Mom told me you can have anything you want that you see in the kitchen... See anything that catches your eye?"
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2024-12-30 18:57:22 GMT

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"Hehe last time i almost got the 30 seconds, and this doesn't even have a time requirement"
*clicks show sensitive image*
"This will be so eas-"
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2024-12-30 18:51:50 GMT

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holy mother of god... :IllyaWut:

2024-12-30 18:44:37 GMT

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Oh, yeah. That thing :NadekoAwooo:

2024-12-28 22:05:34 GMT

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I personally use Skibidi chat... Or whatever the fuck is called, the turtle one :FiloNod:

2024-12-28 21:39:52 GMT

@[email protected] For real, tho? We have children sucking on tits to get milk. Why should socking on cocks to get cum be any different? :Think:
Ofc, cum realistically can't be a whole meal like breast milk, but semen is so powerful, contains proteins and minerals, like calcium, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, chloride, magnesium, zinc, iron and manganese. Contain enzymes like fructose which helps the body produce energy, amylase for breaking down carbohydrates into sugars and various other things that help with metabolism.
It has a small amount of vitamims and antioxidants. And moreover seminal plasma (the liquid part of semen) contains growth factors that promote tissue repair and regeneration, like epidermal growth factor, insulin-like growth factor 1, nerve growth factor, vascular endothelial growth factor...
LITERALLY everything in cum is important and would supnatural healthy development during childhood.
Is ALMOST as if nature made breastmilk a perfect natural meal for children and cum a perfect natural dietary supplement.
Like yeh, if you wanna go artificial you can go with formula and vitamin gummies but if you wanna go full natural you should go with breastmilk and cum :KonataThink:

2024-12-28 20:57:24 GMT

Being a rape victim automatically makes a girl like 5 times hotter, i'm not even joking :Eula_Ahegao:
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2024-12-27 17:40:44 GMT

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You mean like police sirens or the fish?

2024-12-27 17:37:44 GMT

The idea of just taking the road and go around the country with my little girlfriend is so alluring. I can't imagine how many memories and experiences we'd have together. Just living life to the fullest
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2024-12-24 18:51:34 GMT

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I know a literal and self proclaimed trans person who is a literal and self proclamed neo-nazi :ChinochanSip:

2024-12-24 18:48:34 GMT

Flashback 4-5 years ago
"You know what, i haven't updated GNOME in like a year. Let's pull the new update and see what progress has been done so far"
*None of my extensions work anymore*
*System Tray is gone*
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2024-12-24 18:34:18 GMT

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I know!!! Like the idea sounds good on paper, a DE that's also kind of a framework to build user interfaces and apps. But in practice i have no idea what they're doing. All they seem to do is copy MacOS (second worst desktop after gnome) and remove the system tray for absolutely no reason :GuraPain:

2024-12-24 18:25:45 GMT

On behalf of the entire nation of Mexico i want to apologize for creating GNOME. That DE sure sucks :wtf:
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2024-12-21 18:00:43 GMT

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I'm talking about being balls deep inside a child, dumdum :FiloPout:

2024-12-21 01:59:28 GMT

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Not even because of any time you might have maybe implied you watch Cutie Porn in minecraft, just "defending pedophilia". Literally banning people because of offsite legal activities. Now that's a new low :wtf:

2024-12-21 01:54:12 GMT

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Genuenly tried, lost after around 15 seconds. I did ok, i'd say :MayoiOk:

2024-12-21 00:12:32 GMT

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I bet you whatever you want, in a mere 20-30 years things will shift and stuff like that will be normal :KleeSmug:

2024-12-21 00:04:10 GMT

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A real MAP store would go so hard, tho. Just think of the possibilities. Mousepads, posters and bodypillows of our favourite models, junior idol blue-rays, MAP flag everything, child-sized lingerie,
And so much more. Jeez, such a tempting idea :KonataThink:

2024-12-20 23:46:17 GMT

Man, i'm such a bitch for SBCs. Everytime i go to a local electronics store see a model or brand of SBC i haven't used before i just HAVE to buy it and spend the entire evening setting up and testing, i don't know why they are so alluring to me :IllyaChibi:
(Unrelated cuteposting just cos why not)
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2024-12-20 23:38:56 GMT

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I think there's a high risk they see that image and refuse to do it, or maybe gets the attention of authorities when entering the country. We Pedos are so oppressed smh. It's in this little things everyone takes for granted when you realize to what extent :awkward:

2024-12-20 23:36:06 GMT

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Yep. Christmas trees have been around for hundreds of years, that's the traditional way of doing it, there's plots of pines where you can go and cut any pine you want for 50 dollars or so. It's not a thing here in Mexico i don't think, but i've been to the US around december before and went with some friends to cut a christmas tree, it was pretty nice actually, we had a great time :BucketHeadYui:

2024-12-20 23:30:00 GMT

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Popular opinion: every character should be designed to be goonfuel first. Girls Frontline 2 levels of design AT MINIMUM :NadekoAwooo:

2024-12-20 23:24:26 GMT

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tbh i'd pay a good 50-60 usd with monero. The only caveat would be the privacy aspect of the delivery, idk how that would be it being delivered to me without it being associated with me, i've never researched how that could be done :KonataThink:

2024-12-20 22:49:06 GMT

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I need one of these in my life :IllyaAngry:

2024-12-19 17:38:52 GMT

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you're cruel, man :MAPSob:

2024-12-19 17:32:06 GMT

Well that just happened :NadekoAwooo:
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